#the realm SMP

[ama-a93]

he asked for no pickles

[rosrostera]

Get fucked

Oh my God dreams been watching bads stream this whole time and I just now noticed but the comments bads been making make so much more sense now, he definitely noticed

Pointing out that he wants to go talk to Phil when he hasn't actively sought him out this whole time, talking about how much he loves Phil Kristin tubbo and foolish, how everyone needs a bald friend (fit, jack manifold), saying therapy would be great rn, talking about how "lifes too short to be getting into fights online", talking about how much he loves skeppy and how he wants to build a GIANT skeppy statue. he's so messy. he's the messiest bitch ever badboyhalo I love you

[gremnda]

After the kill

hey gang can we all agree that once a month i can draw something slightly ooc like this. i think i deserve it as a treat <3

[cloudster-clown]

SNEEG FAKEMON DONE

his official redesign! i've taken inspiration of his trsmp character and a bit of samurai inspiration :3 hope you all like it

here are the old designs for comparison :

[coziidoodles]

free my boy

[anonymous-dentist]

Maybe there would be less conflict on the server if there wasn’t a faction whose entire life hangs on causing chaos and clip farming.

The admins said it themselves weeks ago- Tango even said it to Pangi directly on stream, the creative kills are meant to be clips. That’s why pvp doesn’t count even though there can be some REALLY creative pvp plays, and even though you can get some really popular clips out of it (see: Pangi killing Tubbo.) It’s also why it’s now against the rules for anyone to give their lives for Red Team like Foolish did, that isn’t ‘exciting’ enough

It’s the same logic that Purgatory was run under: everything had to have the capacity to go viral. Former admins said that the teams were split the way they were to create the most conflict possible, and that seems like what’s going on with the Realm.

A lot of people have started complaining about how much chaos and violence there is on the Realm these days, and they’re also following the Purgatory Way and blaming everything on one specific group of people (Red and Green Teams) rather than acknowledging the flawed server system as a whole.

If Red Team doesn’t get an ‘exciting’ kill, they all die. This is inherently flawed because it forces people into specific actions while ignoring the purpose of the server: personal choice and freedom. The server wasn’t meant for lore! Tubbo said as much before day one, but this was immediately changed as soon as the Red Team was introduced. Now, people joining the server are forced into the Red Team and told they have to kill. Sure, they can not- like Sausage and uh. The majority of Red Team, who haven’t really logged on past day one- but they’re still bullied and attacked by the other characters for the simple crime of being on Red Team. Unlike the other factions, Red Team never got a choice. They aren’t allowed to change teams, and nobody from another team can join their team (except Jack Manifold ig.) They’re all forced into the role of villains with no choice to join, say, Blue or Yellow.

All this has done is created the conflict that people are complaining about. Nobody on Green can show where they live because it’ll be trapped by Ros or Aimsey. Pangi and Pili can’t sit on a roof and talk without being condescended to and accused of wrongdoing. Foolish can’t talk to Pili without being looked down upon by his kingdom.

And then the players who wanted a low-stakes casual server can’t join anymore because everything ties back to ‘Us vs Them’. Slimecicle dipped on day one, probably because he’s done wkth MCRP. How many players stopped logging in once there started being lore and conflict essentially forced upon them by the server’s very rules?

Every time someone on the server has come up with an alternative to the violence and chaos, such as getting people who don’t join to voluntarily get killed by Red Team, it’s shut down by the admins. Meanwhile, there appears to be favoritism towards the server’s ’good guys’, like Ros’ and Tubbo’s protection butterflies or rule changes that only seem to benefit them. While some of those rule changes are because members of Red or Green find out ‘loopholes’, it’s also kind of crazy how every rule change has benefited Yellow and Blue and hurt Green and Red.

Is this favoritism purposeful? Almost absolutely not, but it is convenient for causing conflict. Tensions rise as a result of all these things combined, and it’s all manufactured and really just not fun to watch anymore. Yellow is sick of being ‘targeted’, Blue is sick of Green and Red existing, and Red is sick of having to kill. (Green is just kind of vibing tbh, they’re chaotic and violent even without the killing rule.)

Even if the factions event ends soon, which I hope it does for the sake of the server, the fandom won’t be any less toxic. The conflict will continue in some way because this is what the server has built up as its base for content: conflict. None of it is natural, it’s all manufactured, and it’s all extremely Not Fun.

So don’t get angry at Red for killing and trapping, that’s all they were created to do. And that will never change.

[trappedinacomputer]

Bad: "I remember my first kill, he was a guard"

Aimsey: "tell me about it"

Bad: "it's a long story"

Aimsey: "I've got time"

Bad: "he was a guard, but also kinda not..I didn't want to kill him but I had to...and he knew it too, we both signed up for those types of jobs"

Aimsey: "were you close?"

Bad: "yeah, you could say that"

Aimsey: "oh "you could call it that" type of situation?"

Bad: "yeah"

Aimsey: "what did he look like?"

Bad: "it's hard to explain, the words don't really exist for it"

Aimsey: "an indescribable beauty type of thing?"

Bad: "ehhh, more like, the words wouldn't describe it...he had a nice jawline tho"

[cucuhalo]

[genevawrenn]

Poor Aimsey is witnessing Landduo's thousandth argument of the day

Why are they always the witness for this lol

[fishyspine]

🌻 sunflowers 🌻

[geluckgk]

Foolish: Bad what do you think would be better your leg or arm? Bad: I going to be honest I got some nice legs, so probably those Foolish: oh okay, okay, some meaty thighs... Bad : Meaty thighs, you probably get a nice nibble there Foolish : Okay okay, I'[???] what you're putting down

[mikaikaika]

Aimsey eventually as they watch FoolHalo interact with each passing second

[ultra-raging-ghost]

[halo-chainsaw]

[mcytrash]

Has anyone done it yet? lmao

Idea/request by @pi-does-things