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goatsghost · 9 months ago

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THE 41ST DIVISION????? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? ZUKO & THE 41ST CREW GIRLIES WE ARE SO BACK!!!!

#broooooo the fanfictions have prepared us #i’m screaming!!!!!!!!!#this is so much better than the ‘chit sang and zuko talk about the 41st division’ fics ob my god???????#this is so good i’m fucking dead!!!!!#this is worth them changing the agni kai #i was gonna complain about it but that little twist absolutely altered my brain lol #ggw liveblog #avatar #atla #atla netflix #atla spoilers

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pallanophblargh · 12 days ago

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Apologies, I’m justifiably livid and will be for… who knows how long.

Before I can find a way to put that to good use, here’s an equally angry sketch.

Rage against the dying of the light.

#sketchbook #work in progress #traditional art #common loon #Gavia immer #avian #wings #yes it’s been a week and the rage will burn on #feels like I’ve been gaslit my whole life about human nature in this country #there aren’t words I can reasonably share but use your imagination #anyway don’t forget to punch a fascist #since we are incapable of learning from ANYTHING #my home state will forever be dead to me so I’m grateful to live in MN #good luck out there we gotta show up for each other #throws democracy in trash because I guess we weren’t wanting it? the fuck?#don’t tell me to stay calm rage is my element #magats get fucked my art isn’t for you

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thefrogsthewaterturnedgay · 6 months ago

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Every television program I’m into has at least one:

Two people, usually men or man adjacent, pining for a VERY long time (decades or centuries, take your pick)

Some supernatural/divine force getting in the way of everything

Those characters who aren’t exactly human and almost everyone knows it

whimsical vibes yet utterly horrifying (in the best way)

lesbians

there’s always lesbians

Big Sad™️

#eriu posts #it is near midnight and I’m breaking down so here #the sandman #dead boy detectives #good omens #good omens 2 #dead boy detective agency #coraline #fuck neil gaiman

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beetlerings · 3 months ago

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Skrunkly old meow meow

This Is Taxi but supposed to be during riptide so technically Green I guess

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swampthingking · 8 months ago

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andrew’s definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:

“no mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops dead”

#pr manager is like: andrew… this is the last time i’m gonna tell you #andrew: whats the point of democracy if i can’t exercise freedom of speech #pr manager: andrew it’s no longer about your image #at this point we are concerned the fbi is going to show up #andrew: neil has connections. i’m fine #they thought marketing andrew on social media would be good #they were sooooo wrong #because now andrew has a place to share every insane thing he’s ever thought #for instance—a tweet that just says ‘an alien googling: human clothes’#he’s on there advocating for lgbtq+ youth you KNOW HE IS #he’s cursing and mildly threatening members of congress for imposing these disgusting bills #one day he tweeted ‘does mitch mcconnell know he’s dead yet’#when mitch mcconnell stepped down from senate andrew tweeted ‘hopefully next he steps down from life’#unsurprisingly: this endears him to some people and makes others fucking hate him #and he’s such a shit. he does not care either way #he’s kind of just like: pr manager. you gave me a twitter and told me to tweet. i’m just doing what you asked me #they’ve threatened to change his password so many times #they actually did once but andrew reported the account so many times for defamation and fraud that it got suspended #and he made a new account out of pure spite #his pr manager is like: andrew nobody is going to want to sign you because of your public image #and andrew is like: ?? ok. they can lose every game then #(he knows he’s the best goalie)#ok i think that’s enough for now. however i will probably be back #andrew minyard #aftg #tfc #trk #tkm #the foxhole court #all for the game

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danandfuckingjonlmao · 2 months ago

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people always talk about edwin being an older ghost, and he technically is, but he doesn’t have any more experience being a ghost than charles. he was in hell from the moment he died to the night he met charles. he died at 16 and then did not get a chance to go through any growth or learn anything in hell other than torture—he lost those 70+ years. functionally, neither of their afterlives start until they meet, and they have to (get to) learn how to be ghosts and how to exist in this form on earth together every step of the way. anyway, what are you procrastinating right now? i’m procrastinating an essay that was due 4 days ago AND an essay that’s due tomorrow 🤠

#dbd has been bad for my procrastination from the day i first watched it #i have some spins that are worse for my productivity than others and this is a baaaaad one #but it’s the fucking rush from the hyperfixation that only nd people could possibly get #every time i engage with a post or a fic or anything related to the show i get 10 straight shots of dopamine through me #i’m literally in school to become a therapist and i’m like or i can be mentally ill instead of doing my work #good for me (bad for me)#dead boy detectives #dead boy detective agency #save dead boy detectives #renew dead boy detectives #revive dead boy detectives #payneland #painland #paineland #paynland #hate that there are so many spellings of their ship name it’s exhausting all #chedwin #charles x edwin #charles rowland #edwin payne #edwin paine #yeet my deet #yeet my deebd #dbd4ratch #dbda #dbdshow

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peachesfuzz · 9 months ago

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Sirius is a massive Taylor swift fan—*GUNSHOTS, INCOMING TRAIN SOUND, INCOMING CAR, THE CEILING FALLING ON YOU*

#sirius black #I’m laughing so hard WDYM TAYLOR SWIFT #wolfstar #remus lupin #marauders #maraders era #dead gay wizards #Taylor is a good artist but how the fuck would Sirius black relate to her LMFAO #jegulus #regulus black #james potter #if they listens to Taylor Swift you’re not getting your pussy ate

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peteytheparrot · 3 months ago

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Ok but only A Series of Unfortunate Events could open with such a good quote every episode like ‘Darling, Dearest, Dead’ goes SO hard wtf…

#This show is so good…. I need to rewatch it all again #I started rewatching it but forgot to watch the rest of it LMAO #a series of unfortunate events #WHEN WE MET MY LIFE BEGAN SOON AFTER YOURS ENDED??? girl I’m THROWING UP #beatrice as a character is SO interesting due to you never seeing her at all until the very end #All you know is that she’s dead like AGWJSHSJSHSJS #Ok Not all of the quotes are sad I actually really enjoy the funnier ones lmfao #Like ‘No one could extinguish my love. or your house.‘ AGJSHSSJHS ☠️☠️☠️😭😭😭😭#asoue #Sighs I should read the books rip #Ok but this show has so many good quotes like what the fuck

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thebookworm0001 · 2 years ago

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Highlights of Glass Onion

1-Daniel Craig’s terrible southern accent

2-Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc playing Among Us in his bathtub again Angela Lansbury and Stephen Sondheim

3-“it’s so dumb”“It’s so dumb it’s brilliant”“No! It’s just dumb”

4-literally the whole movie is about how dumb Elon Musk is. Also Zuckerberg. And whoever the fuck the other billionaire is. But also definitely Elon Musk.

4-Benoit Blanc is so clearly gay in such a casual way I love it

5-Janelle Monáe

6-The very clear messaging of ‘you will never take down a person like this through the legal ways so just beat the shit out of them until something gives’

7- everyone is clearly having the time of their lives making this movie

#glass onion #truly a delight #as good as knives out?#no but still a delight #it is so damn good at understanding the tropes of the genre #and leaning into them enough to make it work before twisting them enough to keep things fresh #and it does it in a different way from knives out #knives out says ‘you know whodunnit - and you want them to get away with it’ then throws that last twist in #glass onion says ‘this is the most fucking transparent plot but you won’t believe that because you want it to be complex and layered’#and you nod right along because despite the fact that the title tells you precisely how simple this plot is #you still expect layers of onion to be peeled back to reveal something new #it’s freaking amazing #and then a billionaire gets his house blown up because he’s an idiot #also that’s a very nice and controlled fire I’m very glad they’re not all dead

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ourflagmeansgayrights · 2 years ago

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anyway shoutout to ofmd for having its moral stance on physical violence be “the most important thing is to have fun and be yourself!”

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd meta #our flag means gay #txt #og #mine #meta #j #no char #im tagging this meta bc i’m dead fucking serious this is the one-sentence summary of how ofmd treats physical violence #and this is why the show is so good

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unhealthy-obessions · 4 months ago

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Fun fact: Stanley Forbes explicitly stated, “It’s OK, Pip. This was always going to happen. I deserve it.”

Let that sink in. Stanley believed he deserved his death. He thought he was so rotten because of what his father made him do that he thought he earned the right to die early.

Did you realize that Stanley never ever tried to fight off Charlie?

Did you realize that Stanley only tried to resist when Pippa stood in front of him?

Did you realize that Stanley never even tried to fight to survive?

Did you realize that Stanley thought that it was fair that he died?

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ravenpureforever · 25 days ago

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So guess who finally watched JJK

#I went from watching Dungeon Meshi earlier this month to watching JJK and I haven’t watched a shounen in literal years so #I can found dead in a ditch after being beaten bloody and raw holy shit #I like knew it would but dark but like Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker I was not expecting that #I still need to read the manga but like damn I need a moment after that #so far I can say JJK is in fact worth the hype and has consumed my soul #Yuuji Itadori my absolute beloved I love you so much I would die for you with zero hesitation #he’s my favorite character and I only want good things for him so so badly and I also want to torture him #I have a deep love hate relationship with Sukuna that kinda haunts me #Megumi is so funky I like him a lot #an absolute madman pretending to be the straight man in bits and no I will not be taking criticism on this opinion #kugisaki my girl you deserve more screen time please let her shine #nanamin you will also haunt me #I didn’t want to like Gojo I was like I am above simping for him and then I’m putting on the clown make up and THEN #They put him in a box just as I went goddamn it I am down bad for Gojo Satoru like COME ON #Anyway Suguru and his eye bags and depression and deeply rooted issues compelled me #Satosugu brain rot is in fact and real and can hurt me #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #shibuya arc #itadori yuuji #megumi fushiguro #nobara kugisaki #gojo satoru #geto suguru #nanami kento #satosugu #ryomen sukuna

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vacantgodling · 1 year ago

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✨preferences should not be standards for writing advice✨

#whenever i see writing advice i just get annoyed #honestly one of my biggest gripes about writing communities in general is this #constant need to regurgitate certain pieces of writing advice like they’re ambrosia of the gods #my biggest writing advice is to just stop fucking listening to all writing advice that has to do with #prose and style #just stop doing it #read books and find things you like and craft your own style of things #i know this is not simple for everyone but i’m tired of constantly seeing #i think flowery prose bogs things down too much #and i think that direct prose isn’t good enough at putting people in the world #like mate—everyone has preferences and preferences do not make good advice #so like #i wish people would stop acting like their opinion is the next best piece of writing advice #it doesn’t help anyone it just causes fucking insecurities #i am also having sensory overload so perhaps ren doth bitch too much #but you can pry flowery prose and run on sentences and incomprehensible blocks of text from my cold dead hands #bc it makes me happy to write like this and fuck off #ren hot cakes #i’ll delete this later im just cold and annoyed #and unfortunately you can thank my mother bc im extremely passive aggressive

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twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat · 5 months ago

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hello good evening tonight i’m thinking about shoko and how desensitized she is :33 thinking about a naive reader who admires her and looks up to her and feels their world come crashing down when she has to put a scalpel to their best friend’s corpse after a mission gone wrong and doesn’t even bat an eye .

#she drinks herself to sleep that night #not like you would know #i’m just . thinking abt the more rotting sides of shoko . that i think get ignored sometimes #i will forever die on the hill that sashisu are all genuinely Good people . but they’re also fucked up . from all the trauma #shoko is kind and she cares maybe more than anyone else #but she’s also so used to bloodshed . so used to biting down and doing what she’s told.#she grows so fond of the innocent light in your eyes so when she sees your eyes widen in horror #at her treatment of the dead #she can’t help but feel a pang of anguish she thought she had grown out of #ari noises ✩

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danandfuckingjonlmao · 5 months ago

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rewatching dead poets society for the first time in 4 years and i had to pause to make this it came to me in a Vision: