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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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long way home
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fushiita#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#megumi#yuuji#maybe doing bg studies is the activity of choice while waiting fr leaks its so good 2 zone out n not think fr hours#can't stress about canon if you're busy studying window grates and ac units#this ws gonna start as a more train station-y piece#but as i am wont to do i got swept up during my pinterest dive#brought me further and further in2 small town train crossings and i thought they looked so cute#so i am like. puts itfs there :)#i love the idea of them just . meandering whatever quiet town they end up settling down tgt in post-canon#discovering hidden alleys n meeting all the strays holding hands th entire time....#i am manifesting PEACE and TRANQUILITY goddamn it#also i realized after the last domestic itfs series tht my use of red is at an all time low?????? leaning heavy in2 the green/yellow lately#here also . but i like the lil pops of red i included i think it centers them#happy w this!! happy w my me!! as long as i ignore the fact that indoor environments exist maybe backgrounds arent all tht bad :3
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DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989) dir. Peter Weir
#neilperryedit#dpsedit#deadpoetssocietyedit#neil perry#dps#dead poets society#tuserkaren#mialook#useraish#dailyflicks#neil perry makes me sob every goddamn time#especially when he says i'm trapped with this laugh but then it fades and his smile drops and your heart just breaks#bc look how excited he was to act in the beginning#he's got a dream and he's so determined to go after it#but the reality of the situation is he's trapped#and then at the end with his i was good i was really good#bc he was ! he puts his whole heart out there#and his father just stomped on it because he doesn't see neil for who he really is and forces him to conform to whatever he wants for neil#and just ahhhhh#i don't know even know how to it put into words#it's the transition from future to present to past#*mine#*mygifs
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I had trouble finding the right words to describe what exactly I like in SY and SJ until now
So, my favorite Shen dynamics:
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#i think sy actually could be good at plotting when he doesn't try??? Like when he doesn't intend to do it if it makes sense#But generally it's planning to do one thing and then ending with a completely different result than expected#but pretending it was all according to keikaku#I like the idea that yes they are playing mind games but the fact it's completely different is so goddamn hilarious#Sj making hard maneuvers with figures#meanwhile sy is just bluffing and raising bets#jiuyuan#shen jiu#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#shen twins#svsss#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#scumbag self saving system#scumcum#Can't believe it's actually a name ???#i need fic recs btw so...
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when you get engulfed by a space-time anomaly and it forces you into therapy for the greater good
#upd8#hsbc upd8#homestuck upd8#hurly art#hey y'allll im backkkkk#also made some other accounts for this one! hooray!#on instagram it's hurlyburlytopsyturvy same as tumblr#but on twitter its hurlyburlytt (it didn't fit lol)#it's cuz i want to post some sketch dumps and i think insta'll be good for it#follow me on either if you wanna yeeeehawww#anyway i have some catching up to do but i had to make smth for the vriska therapy arc#i won't spoil too much but like in the last chapter i was so glad they addressed THAT vriska#literally the beginning of closure for me goddamn#ngl one of the reasons i haven't posted was because of this other piece im drawing#and a perspective thing in it literally pissed me off so bad i couldn't draw for like months lmao#hom3stuck#homestuck art#homestuck fanart#vriska serket#homestuck vriska#hs vriska#vriska fanart#hs#hsbc#homestuck beyond canon#homestuck#homestuck^2 upd8
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genuinely i think it's important for adults, especially in the plague times, to play pretend in our day-to-day lives. when i rub my back down with tiger balm so i can sleep without pain, i imagine i am a valiant knight tending to an old injury i received from a dragon. when i go to the store to pick up eggs and milk, i am a lone cowboy riding into town on a mission. when i turn my collar up against the wind i am a femme fatale who's killed 4 husbands and is scoping out a 5th. when i stomp around in the snow i am a doomed polar explorer. if being a little bit silly about my walk to the pharmacy helps me remember that life can be full of joy and whimsy, then so be it.
#this is a pointless text post#my most embarrassing version of this is that whenever it was foggy at the lighthouse i imagined i was emily bronte#or that i was taking a walk in the fog with my good friend emily bronte :^)#so much of this is also tied into the fact that my body hurts all the goddamn time#i am trying to make my pain something i can live with#is this gonna be how i learn that normal people don't daydream about being In The Past#anyway do u guys imagine these sort of scenarios too or am i just a freak#greatest (s)hits
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okay so they may have a minor chokehold on me at the minute-
#LISTEN GUYS LISTEN#THE SONGS ARE REALLY FREAKING GOOD OKAY?#AND LIKE#DID THEY REALLY HAVE TO MAKE THE LAST MOVIE HAVE ANGST SO THAT MY SOUL WOULD BE APPEASED THAT MUCH?#GODDAMN#Hello trolls community i hope you accept my humble contribution :')#I think u guys are pretty cool~#trolls#trolls band together#trolls 3#trolls fanart#broppy#trolls floyd#trolls branch#trolls poppy#tribbleart#<3#dreamworks trolls
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So it turns out getting positive reinforcement on a drawing every 10 minutes for the better part of a week really does wonders for my dedication to finishing it and pushing myself on the details. who woulda thunk. Anyway. Ive been having an absolute blast drawing this and slowly creating the studio space here and I can't wait to draw all the fun new ideas yall gave me !! Crowley does pottery !!!
#this is also reminding me how goddamn long it takes me to draw#idk how all the gomens artists i follow are making such masterpieces so quickly#very impressive#pls give me ideas for more easter eggs to put in the studio !!#crowley does pottery#blainkes wips#good omens#good omens fanart#anthony j crowley
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Once again Forgotten Friendship continues to be peak
#equestria girls#eqg#my little pony#mlp#god I love this special#its everything heheh#so goddamn good#trixie lulamoon#sunset shimmer#they're so damn iconic#peak fiction
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Keep seeing people confused by Agatha letting the world believe she traded her son instead of telling the truth, but…kinda tracks, tbh. Not for the rational mind, of course. Not if you’re looking at it clearly.
Which Agatha isn’t.
She did the worst thing, in her mind. She fell asleep. She fell asleep, knowing Death had bookmarked her son for later, and when she woke, found him snatched out from under her. She failed him as his mother. She let go. And all the power in all the world wouldn’t be enough to bring him back.
So does the wildly grieving woman who has just lost her only child (to presumably her greatest love, but that’s a city-sized suitcase for another day) let herself go through the process of coping with and adapting to that grief? Fuck no! What is she, common?? She goes on a power bender! Even though the kid she prized in her heart of hearts seemed less than into that very thing! Even though that kid may have been able, given enough time, to convince her to stop! So now, not only did she fail him, but she also opted to speed race down Murder Road! For power! That she still won’t ever be able to use to get him back!
It gets muddled, after decades and centuries of this feeling. It grows teeth. In a way, she did trade him for power. In a way, she’ll always have that sitting on her chest. Never mind that it’s not true. Never mind that she wasn’t a bad mother at all (in this respect, anyway). Never mind that he was sick, and this was always coming. For Agatha, who has been stewing on this story she’s been telling herself for centuries, it is what happened. She traded her son. She did the unforgivable. She fell asleep.
#agatha all along#agatha all along spoilers#agatha harkness#babes this is not a stable woman#we all know this. she’s on a ride no one else can afford a ticket to from the jump#how do you see yourself? as someone who couldn’t stand in the way of death. who can’t solve death.#how do you see yourself? as this all-powerful brilliant mind. this impeccable con woman. and what’s the heart of a good con?#a story#agatha harkness is so goddamn good at lying that she’s convinced herself#it’s the ultimate play on a mind that has been repressing her grief for centuries#of course it makes no sense to me. I didn’t lose a child.
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Sometimes a girldad is an egotistical baseball player who is also a giant superhero by night
#ultraman#ultraman rising#kenji sato#THIS MOVIE IS ACTUALLY SO GOOD GODDAMN#like I don't even follow ultraman but this is too good#emi sato
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Characters who are a black hole. Characters who would see the infinite wastness of space and see themselves. Characters who are so immensely powerful, they could kill you without blinking. Characters who can't be defeated, no matter how hard you try. Characters who are angry, teeth gnashing, a swirling mass of a hungry void beneath their skin. Characters who are paradoxically, helplessly, vulnerable despite that. Who are kind. Who are gentle. Characters who will take that desperate endless void inside their heart and do their damnest to fill it with desperate endless love. Characters who, despite being a knife, have the softest edges of them all.
Yes, I am talking about Shigeo Kageyama.
#yeah im still thinking about mob. what about it#i just love that mob is both eldritch and human in equal measures. its one of my favorite goddamn things in this whole series its so good#mob psycho 100#mp100#kageyama shigeo#meta#my own post#edit: also feel free to tag your own characters to this!! no need to apologise!!
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tips on how to deal with kaveh: alhaitham edition (efficacy not guaranteed)
#genshin impact#kaveh#alhaitham#why is the kaveh alhaitham dynamic so good. goddamn#i think alhaitham would spray kaveh with water like he would with an unruly cat at least once
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thank you mr. braugher. you did it right. and it was perfect.
#b99#b99daily#jokeperalta#youngsambergs#userbbelcher#tvandfilm#this one hurt to make#the way they smile like that it's so andy and andre#goddamn it#if this gifset makes you cry GOOD bc i cried making it#andre braugher#andy samberg#captain holt#jake peralta#ohheycool#250#500#1k
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the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)
#leverage#nate wouldn’t cheat but he’d be by far the most annoying still. like he’d conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve#he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him#parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and she’d move their pieces and swap their stuff#but also she’d try to use her turn to rob the bank#sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties#which somehow parker would literally never land on and that’s incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be#manipulating that fact? it’s logically impossible bc they’re watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties#she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophie’s properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i#manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so it’s hard#so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but he’s just sitting there fuming the entire time bc they’re all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu#goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting
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MASSIVE Sonic 3 spoilers, don’t click on if you haven’t seen it. I need to infodump about one specific scene.
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I wanna talk about the Super Sonic and Super Shadow fight scene, which may I say, was one of the COOLEST things to come out of the Sonic series thus far.
It posed the question, who would win? Super Sonic or Super Shadow?
It straight up told us the answer, with Shadow saying “you’ve won, so finish it!”
But Sonic didn’t win. I don’t think he would win that fight regardless. I think Shadow said that and gave Sonic an opening to kill him to prove a point.
Even while still on Earth, Shadow was goading Sonic about how they were alike, how Sonic was acting out of anger the same way he criticized Shadow of doing. He was trying to push Sonic to a breaking point. He brought up and mocked Tom, there’s no way he wouldn’t expect to be hit for that. At MOST, maybe he was caught by surprise, or underestimated Sonic, but I think he left himself open on purpose. Shadow is too skilled of a fighter to make that mistake.
Then Shadow, on the moon, tried to goad Sonic into killing him, “finishing” it. He stayed down, but I don’t think he was out or done fighting. We see that he wasn’t beat because of the Eclipse Cannon fight later. I think he feigned being beat to prove to Sonic that he does not have the moral high ground; Sonic can be dragged to the depths of anger, despair, revenge, and violence over something painful happening the exact same way Shadow was. And Sonic proved that Shadow was wrong about him.
Regardless, I think this perspective lends a lot to Shadow’s character as a whole, and his rivalry with Sonic. Though they hadn’t known each other long in this continuity, Shadow believes he is better than Sonic in every way. Even in the context of the movie, he probably sees Sonic as some naive, incredibly cocky and powerful kid who acts like he knows what’s right when he can’t even fathom what Shadow has been through. Shadow has to show that he’s better than him. That even when Sonic thinks he’s won, even in their most powerful form, Shadow still will rise above him.
And yet, Sonic still surprised him and proved him wrong. Because Shadow so firmly believed in his righteous pursuit of justice and revenge as the only way to go, until Sonic chose not to finish the fight and kill him.
And then, as annoying as he finds Sonic, he can respect him because he showed Shadow a way he hadn’t even considered. There’s something to be admired in that level of optimism, even if ultimately, Shadow still believes he’s better than Sonic.
Anyway, this concludes my analysis. Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.
#sonic movie 3 spoilers#sonic 3 spoilers#Sonic 3#sonic movie 3#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#mod gem#I love their dynamic and relationship so goddamn much.#that in the end Shadow’s narcissism and power pales in comparison to Sonic’s inherent selflessness and goodness#they both just happen to have MASSIVE egos that are CONSTANTLY challenging each other#and that’s what makes them so compelling#sonadow#<- kind of
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