#this is so distressing

[sneckoil]

oh god hugh laurie voiced dr cockroach in monsters vs aliens

[vickyvicarious]

"I do not know how I am writing this even to you. I am afraid to stop, or I should tear up the letter, and I don’t want to stop, for I do so want to tell you all."

Lines that make you remember What Happens Later

FUCK

I didn't even catch that one, holy shit-

Oh yeah. I'm remembering What Happens Later now, oh my god.

[noidontwantanamethankyouthough]

I dont vent about real thing bruh, with all the things I could actually vent about the shit that’s getting to me is, ROBLOX JUST BANNED ME (falsely) these fucking kids man I’m going to punt them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,!!!!!!!!!£]¥]{¥{!!!!!!!!!!!!! (If you fuck w people cus it’s fun on roblox I assure you, you are not funny, I sincerely wish you the worst) [not genuine I’m losing my mind]

[eileenleahy]

WHAT??? WHAT???

[motionless-in-blue-socks]

‼️WARNING‼️

NEVER ENACT A "NO BACKSIES" RULE WHEN DECIDING ON HALLOWEEN COSTUMES WITH YOUR FRIENDS BC YOU TWO WILL END UP GOING AS JIM CARREYS GRINCH AND TAYLOR MOMSENS CINDY LOU WHO

[vi-enti]

IS AO3 STILL DOWN. I NEED TO READ A HURT/COMFORT FIC RN

[jekna]

Dropped my phone and accidentally opened Tumblr live and I feel so violated. There should be a bigger barrier to entry than "thumb got close to icon"

[localpuppy]

IM TRYING TO LIVEBLOG CHAINSAW MAN BUT I KEEP FORGETTING TUPPERBOX

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[lonepower]

yes i Am paying real money to make you all look at our new dog. we've had her for 3 hours and if anything happened to her I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself. her name is Tater Tot

[yourangle-yuordevil]

They are smitten, I believe <3

[justtogetthrough]

She won’t eat the food with medication in it and I’ve wasted so much money on these. We’re at square one treatment wise. I don’t think there was an alternative to this medication.

I can’t handle having pets honestly. But I can’t give her up.

[wastedonthesebutterflies]

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[riense]

- Apologies, I’m usually better at this

- At introductions?

- At magic

[allthewhumpygoodness]

Big fan of when a character's grief/trauma/guilt manifests as physical symptoms. Big fan of characters keeping things so tight inside them that it makes them sick. Big fan of when the line blurs between a character's mental trauma and physical illness until it's hard to tell which is which anymore.