#this is so completely unrelated to anything else

[conkreetmonkey]

I mean it wasn't really "in disgrace" he never apologized for anything lmao Anyone else remember his YouTuber-ass "hi guys, I screwed up" apology video from a few months(?) ago where he literally did the *walks into room, sits in chair in front of desk-mounted camera to try to appear candid* thing (during which he never actually apologized for anything and kept insisting he HAD avoided a recession and saved the economy, despite his failure to do that being what he was "apologizing" for)? And then he very transparently tried to buy our votes by announcing he was getting rid of sales tax out of nowhere, and then just... resigned anyway?? Has he ever had a plan??? Is he flying by the seat of his pants???? Fuck, the conservatives are gonna win, aren't they... all but like one party is conservative anyway, so it's all but guaranteed. How do we have so many parties and ALL of them suck, like come on is ANYBODY EVER going to address the housing crisis and admit the economy isn't "booming" and the job market isn't "soaring" and there is no "labor shortage" but actually a WAGE SHORTAGE and MONOPOLY PROBLEM, and that the current immigration system is extremely exploitative in that it relies on luring people in with false promises only to trap them in shitty abusive low-wage jobs in a country where a shoebox studio apartment with mold is optimistically $1,250 a month before utilities, and a basic fast food combo is $17.50 before tax??? Sorry to rant. Just... ugh. I really thought Singh would be alright, but apparently he joined up with Trudeau, so now like... at the polls his year, do I pick: 🍁the "everything will continue to slowly fall apart while we twiddle our thumbs and insist everything is fine" party 🍁 the "we will accelerate the rate at which everything falls apart lol fuck you I hate you" party 🍁 the "we're GREEN but not really, and also like we're actually the "make everything Christian" party but don't really say it out loud lol" party 🍁 the "please let Quebec be its own country please oh please oh please oh ple--" party (Americans, think Texas seperatists, but with a bilingual twist) 🍁 the "we're the people's party, we're for the people! Anyway so like first we need to bring back conversion therapy, completely disregard the environment, fuck immigrants, fuck trans people, also we need to restart the abortion debate guys--" party This country is fucking BONED. Like, we're not actively death rattling and hacking up chunky blood like America is, and I think we tend to rest on our laurels because we'll always look good in comparison to that, because... we're almost just as fucked. Just absolutely "maybe it can theoretically be salvaged, but at this point it'd take a miracle" tier, double-decker triple-bypass FUCKED. Every one of these parties will make things far worse if elected. There are no good options. It's going to be 4 years of decline no matter what, the only question being how far and fast we go down into the sewer. ...unrelated, but any Europeans looking to marry a stranger rn?

[to6ge]

— ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و the look of love.

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the amount of love in dick’s eyes was overwhelming. his gaze would dilate whenever you were near, his eyes softening, smiling in a way that felt so intimate. he looked at you like you his whole world, unwavering and unrelenting. his love poured out of him so completely it was almost suffocating. there is no hint of anything else but fondness in his eyes. this man has absolutely zero amount of nonchalance.

oh geez, the way jason’s eyes would immediately soften when his gaze meets you. everyone would’ve noticed how tender his gaze seemed whenever you were there. he searches everywhere for you. whenever you walk into the room, his eyes would light up as well. his blinks are slow, signaling that hes relaxed and calm around you. ( i headcanon that jason would sometimes avoid your gaze cause he gets nervous at times, though. )

tim looks at you as if he was studying your every move. he notices every single detail and quirk of you. yes, he pays attention to your features. and he remembers every single one of them. sometimes, he would point out some of your features that he absolutely adores. ( i feel like if tim were to come across those tiktok posts where its like ‘find out what type of pretty you are’ videos, he would answer for you and send it to you, stating which one you are. )

damian’s eyes never leave you. if he was to tell a joke and you were around, he’d immediately look at you to see if you heard him, searching for the slightest hint of a reaction. the world could quite literally be falling apart before him, and he’d still keep hold of his gaze. his eyes would always follow you wherever you go. however, his gaze is quite intense. most of the times, he looks like he’s silently judging your every move, when he’s actually just quietly looking out for you, just in case something happens.

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[batfamfixation]

Giant Peruvian Inca Corn snack is like giving in to the intrusive urge to bite into popcorn kernels (just me?) with a slightly reduced risk of chipped teeth

[graysanatimony]

I think me watching the stožice thing is a health hazard

I kind of keep forgetting how to breathe

Two-ish hours of that is definitely not healthy

[osmiabee]

what the bally fuck is this "very demure very mindful" shit popping up everywhere. can we all PLEASE go back to slutting it up and farting max volume?!? I hate it here.

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[oofouchstovehot]

wrote this whole thing in one go at 11:30 so we'll see if it's comprehendible in the morning...

The Evolution of a Redeemable (or at least changed) Vlad:

Beginning of ✨The Plot✨, Normal Vlad, asshole, if i saw that thing in my living room-

Something Occurs, Vlad realises (preferably in horror) at least one of several things: There are only 3 halfas and he's been endangering the other two/sitting back and letting them put themselves in mortal danger, Danny's parents put him in danger, Danny's parents put them both in danger, Maddy would and could kill both of them if she ever found out, Maddy's never going to fall for him, Danny's current living conditions are Not The Best.

Final Vlad #1: He actually makes an effort to do better/help Danny out/Get Over His Maddy Obsession, in plots where the Fenton parents really are genuinely awful Vlad could even get custody and accidentally get half what he's wanted the whole time just by Not Being So Evil About It anymore. His Obsession shifts to just Wanting A Family (will elaborate)

Final Vlad #2, the Actually Not That Redeemable Special: Vlad completely switches out his obsession with Being Maddie's Husband for an obsession with Being Danny's Dad. Cause, y'know, only two-three halfas ever, and since I fannon that the whole root of his Maddy Obsession is him Wanting A Family, when he realises she's not an option he turns to the next best thing. A son who's just like him. This makes things even worse for Danny, because if Maddy isn't getting dragged into The Situations then Maddy can't help Danny get out, and when Vlad's obsessed with his mom Danny can at least be assured that he won't try to hurt/kill her, but when he gets over Maddy, it suddenly becomes a very real possibility. Especially if Vlad decides his goal is to gain custody of Danny and Jazz.

@ravthegrave for what could have been 😔 it still lives on in my drafts

[gynaephora]

Can people pleaseeeeeee actually use my it/its. Hello. Hi. It/its is the very first pronoun listed anywhere I mention my pronouns and I've stated that I'm "alright" with they/them but actively use it/its. You would not believe the percentage of people who have never once used it/its for me. Could you guess. Yes I actually pay attention to what people call me. I'd be lucky if 1 in 10 people used the it/its. This is based on what I've actually seen in action. It's almost like people maybe don't respect it/its users. Just a thought! I am this close to taking away the they/them from you people entirely.

[hplonesomeart]

Would you like to do a smg4 shipping chart?

Oh hey! Thanks for giving me something to help occupy my free time (and also motivating me to bingewatch a bit more of the SMG4 series prior to the Puzzlevison arc…because admittedly I was clueless who some of these characters where and had to educate myself on the lore again lol). It was very fun to analyze which personalities or canonical interactions indicate shipping compatibility! Very cool idea! :3

But needed disclaimer that I still haven’t fully committed to watching all of SMG4 episodes from start to current year yet. I’m pretty new to the fandom since Puzzlevison was my introduction to the story (although I was semi-aware of Melony beforehand because of Vannamelon’s YouTube channel but UH THAT’S A SEPARATE SIDE TANGENT SORRY). I’ve watched a couple parts from the Zero/Genesis arc, searched up episodes that feature specific characters on this chart so I got a better grasp of who they are + who they’ve talked to before, and yeah that’s mostly it lol. A few of the characters I’m still clueless about so uh…please tell me jksjsksp? Or I’ll probably figure it out eventually no worries 👍

I don’t consider myself strongly opinionated when it comes to ships. Think most of these I’m neutral on lol. But maybe it’ll change the more I get caught up with the series! I’m probably not the most qualified to do this but here it is!! The messy confusing chart based on my own perspective! Yipeee!! Its totally okay if you don’t agree with some of these btw I understand :)

Thank you again for sending this to me! I’m sorry that it took a while for me to respond. I hope you’re having a good day and enjoy the rest of this week :D

[running-in-the-dark]

I still don't get this stuff, so, I've got a question: do most allosexuals find random people attractive? and does that mean they look at them and think 'I want to have sex with that person'? not just 'that person is very beautiful' or whatever? like if there's a group of people that are their type or whatever, they might think all of them are. idk, interesting in that way?

and how about thinking about people romantically? I don't get how you would know the difference, and, ugh I'm just so confused and stupid and I'm gonna shut up now

[unproduciblesmackdown]

"if only i can prove enough y through my efforts at x then z will be guaranteed" so true that But It Won't Be Guaranteed Actually. so true that accepting as much means x can be appreciated in its own right

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[loveletterworm]

my eye has been mysteriously twitching since yesterday afternoon...its possible I am developing secret powers or possibly epilepsy Hopefully not that though

[autistic-ace-bee]

@fairywithgremlintendencies

Dealing with auditory processing disorder

LAWFUL: take the parts you heard and turn it into a clarifying question, e. g. "you saw your cousin where?" or "she's writing a what?"

NEUTRAL: "what did you say?"

CHAOTIC: take a wild stab at what the person said, e. g. "you want to baptize a mackerel?"

[gemharvest]

Will advert my AF once I get the time to fill out the team card thing (wrist kinda hurts (man i wonder why *cough* fnf *cough cough* drawing all day) so I might just wait 'til Monday) but hey anyone participating that I don't follow alreadt pls drop me ur profiles ESPECIALLY if we're mutuals. 🤙🤙🤙 Very obvi choice if u know me but I'm going Seafoam.

[musical-chick-13]

You know...normally the "guy is sad and murders people over it because how dare other people be happy" archetype is very annoying, but I think they made it work this time.