#this is so FUNNY

[thelowcalcalzonezone]

can't eat chili anymore. because of beans

"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"

[dostoyevsky-official]

every single day that an american official threatens canadian sovereignty, the liberal party gains half a percentage point. by october, they'll have a landslide parliamentary majority

[lil-bastard]

Marchy: "What if they're still an enemy?"

[Marchy doing a skit for NHLPA]

[seizethegay420]

Thanks google ai overview

[thereisacuriousparadox]

They're taking my super lung and leaving me with just my nemo lung (like nemo's little fin, leftie is too small. the reason I have scoliosis and my diaphragm is displaced)!!

uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

[coffinwoodx]

ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese local hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet

but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)

and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth

oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc

but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds

safe to say i’m losing my mind

anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭

and the reactions are everything

I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY

toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!

[halcyon-autumn]

Actual footage of Brennan getting his shit rocked in his own house by his own self

[deco27-unofficial]

[flipclock]

Link for anyone who’s curious about William and his coin

big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[dork-scribbles]

I can't over the fact that in Greek mythology when Hermes stolen Apollo's cattle he was only ONE DAY OLD! Imagine a f*cking baby stealing over FIFTY COWS in first day on earth.

And gets even better when Apollo discovers this and takes little Hermes to trial on Olympus.

All gods are laughing at the fact the culprit is just a little baby and Apollo is like:

[notsofrozt]

I think I found something to do with my +300 LMK (seasons 1-3) screenshots (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

[mothsaresc4ry]

Hdksbdjabs

Enid: Do you think she’ll like it?

Yoko: It looks cute but I don’t think Wednesday likes to wear anything baggy. I think it’s just you.

Enid: But it has a cute wolf and raven print on the front!

Yoko: I think she’ll appreciate a size S than an L.

They hear the door opening and Enid quickly bundles the gift under her shirt

Wednesday: Hello- OH MY GOD!

Enid: What?!

Wednesday: My love….. are you… pregnant?

Enid looks down and realizes her mistake

Enid thinking: Come on Enid just tell the truth. No need to hide this gift from her. She’ll probably like it a lot.

Enid: It’s Yoko’s.

Wednesday: What?!

Yoko: WHAT?!

[vexcraft]

cub getting downvoted on reddit for saying the vex are one of the best mobs im crying

[vigilantegreen]

I honestly feel like nobody in lotr mentions how fucking weird Legolas is. He stays up pacing the floor and singing to himself in the dead of night. He deadass stares straight into the tree line in the absolute pitch black when no one else can see anything. He yells goodbye to a river he has heard about in songs. He's so strange and not one character mentions it AT ALL. I absolutely love him.