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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

[zillychu]

so. about that silly time loop game

[totterz]

billy my beloved <3

billy art for this christmas season 🎄👁️

[justanothersimsblog]

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having an oc you havent drawn / written about publicly yet that only exist as a concept is so funny. i have special access to this limited edition guy from my brain

[falloutswitie]

Funny Taylor memes! Enjoy 😉

[crushedsweets]

nina and kate try to have a cute little date and look at some christmas decorations (per nina's request) and kate gets fucking OBLITERATED by the lights

im late cuz christmas is over BUT i think this happens for several places nina tries taking kate to(stores with flickering fluorescents, concerts, etc). nina brings kate somewhere and within 10 minutes kate has a skullsplitting migraine and is covering her face and trying to sit down and ninas like "whats wrong baby?!" and kates like "." trying to be sane and normal and relaxed but cannot speak bc shes hurting n frustrated. eventually ninas like "oooohhhhhhh right" and is kinda embarrassed. nina brings her back to her apartment(a blessing to kate, who's used to the grimy cold proxy cabin miles into the forest) and just lays down till the pain subsides.

i think if nina wanted to actually look at christmas lights w kate, she'd have to be VERY picky/selective about the neighborhoods she chooses. none with those strobe lights, nothing flashing, mostly just those simple hanging lights + some inflatable stuff.

[lafemani]

Me and who

👻:wiz.fee

[rubykgrant]

the existerrrrrr

[crocketthoughton]

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[daddyslittlegirlofsammy]

He really said "move kids i want a photo with santa claus too"

Santa Claus And The 5th Doctor

[mxshr0mz]

why did my dad send this

should i be concerned

[bi-writes]

ok ok how about mute?ghost who you aren't sure if he's actually mute or if he just chooses not to say anything. you hear a different answer from everyone you ask. (18+)

ever since mexico, wouldn't say a fucking word.

nah, mate, he's been zipped shut since he enlisted.

heard it was a mad accident.

what you mean? heard him telling off privates not even a year ago!

well, since you're a certified yapper, and ghost can't (won't) tell you to shut up, you make him your living diary. whenever you see him around, you sit next to him, stop by his office, hop up onto his desk and talk to him. you tell him about your day, about the recruits that bother you the most, about the meals in the mess hall being worse on saturdays than on mondays (fuck, you'd think the weekend would put some pep in their step, no?).

but gosh, when ghost finally had you seated in his lap with your pants around one ankle, you really weren't expecting to hear him.

pussy-drunk, tongue out, hands gripping your ass as he listens to the wet smack of your thighs against his, and that's all it takes for him to let out the filthiest groan you've ever heard, enough to make you spiral, see red-hot stars, to shake and cry until you're cumming and babbling and even more incoherent.

when they talk about ghost, you still keep your mouth shut. you're still not sure if he talks, fuck if i know, is what you say.

but if you suck his cock just right, you're certain he's singing.

[p-assionateheart]

[wonderfullyinlovewithlife]

Imagine he comes back from some argument with Klaus over Esther, seething, pacing the hallways up and down, and you, already desensitized to the ever-present tension tell him that he's giving daddy and that he needs to come over here and make you scream without the s. He'd be so peeved. Genuinely.

Like, Ya killed the mood, babycakes. You're trying to sleep with Grandpapy over here, but you're approaching him the same way a corporation attempts to appeal to the masses during pride month. It's all internet slogans and peace signs whilst he's staring at you like maybe it would have been better to just have stayed in the damn box.

Imagine how behind the times Finn Mikaelson is. Especially when it comes to online brain rot talk. Because let's remember, he's been locked up in his box for about 900 years. And when he comes back, he's not on the same wavelength as the masses around him. He's missed years of internet lore that memes always reference. Like he'd come to you, all dressed up, ready to go to some gala or event his brothers are hosting and you hit 'em with a 'oh you ate'. I'm sorry but why is this all so funny to me? The poor guy would just be staring at you like: 'beloved?🤨🤨😟 Eaten what?? EATEN WHAT BELOVED????'