#this is shorter than i usually do but

[morphids]

strapping sub!hange:

from this req: x

ty anon cos 😵‍💫

…i have nothing to say for myself for this.

warnings: explicit sexual content 18+ minors dni!! poc friendly!! they/them hange but both afab bodied. umm… idk this is kinda nasty, p without plot, kinda dacryphilia? hange gets edged… and edged.., fingering, eatin’, reader fucks hange with a strap, dumbification?? lesbian things, idk god left me a long time ago - lmk if there’s anything i missed <3

wc: 1.1k (more of a lil blurb)

In a million years, you would never have expected this to happen the way that it had. Never would’ve expected to bear witness to the nasty desperation that clung on Hange’s features, mouth hung open, eyes screwed shut and their naked, dimpled back arching as they lined themself against your strap. Rubbing themselves over the plastic tip, forcing its presence up against their hot centre, a silent plea for you to finally enter after hours of teasing, edging them closer to their peak only to cruelly rip it away each time. Hange had grown delirious, chasing the relief that they had been so politely begging for.

Having been on that edge of blissful reprieve too many times, Hange could barely count anymore. You had slipped your fingers inside their heat, Hange squirming as your digits easily sunk inside, massaging the wet, spongy spot within their walls, relenting and augmenting the pressure building up in their core, and then cease the action altogether when you felt like it. Retrieving your fingers, maintaining eye contact with Hange’s beautiful brown, half-lidded eyes as you’d lick the salty slick that had collected all the way down to your knuckles. Hange unable to do anything else except simply watch as you sucked your own fingers clean, brows pinched up and broken moans as you smirked at them—clearly revelling in their hot torment after being denied release again and again, enjoying their dishevelment as they rutted their hips against empty air, clenching around nothing.

A heavenly sight, honestly.

If anyone had said to you that you’d be in Hange’s office, fucking your Commander dumb, you’d have laughed in their face. That was before you pressed Hange against the wall, before you had seen the way their eyes dilated into a black pool of desire as they whispered against your lips to just ‘do something about it, then.’

You hadn’t expected that hours had passed, hadn’t anticipated the way Hange’s fingers tightly clung to your roots, forcing your face closer into their centre as you lapped up their warm arousal like a damn dog. Slurping and groaning in-between their thighs as they shook and twitched, skin coated in their own mess. Hange had hoped you’d let them cum then, too, that’s partly why they had your nose pressed so tight into their pussy so you’d have no way of stopping. Yet, still you ceased, forcing your head back as Hange broke against you, a mangled sob in their throat, tears sliding down their reddened cheeks as they cried, voice hoarse and rough, ‘C-can ‘t—ple— wanna cum so bad, p-please—fuck—please let me cum,”

Now, you stood behind Hange, eyes stuck, watching dumbly as the strap that hung on your pelvis separated their folds whilst it rolled over their swollen clit. Couldn’t tear your eyes away and risk missing out on the sight; your strap lathered with Hange’s slick, glistening and reflecting the minimal light from the lamps in the room. Hange panting underneath you, eyes brimmed as you finally sunk inside, the plastic disappearing as Hange sucked it all in.

The depraved sounds that escaped them were sure to linger in your brain for years to come, the sound of someone finally feeling full after hours of fierce wanting and denial.

Hange’s head dropped, forehead leaning against their crossed wrists for support as you filled them fully, deciding to play nice and finally give them what they wanted.

You pressed your hips into the plush skin of their ass, leaving no space between your bodies, no unused, wasted space of the strap. Hange now biting into their wrist to stop the raspy groans being heard from outside the room. How unprofessional that would be. Reaching down, you placed ghostly kisses down the curve of their spine, smiling to yourself as Hange shuddered against you. Titling their pelvis back to meet yours as you shot up, grabbing their hips with both hands, squeezing their skin as you found a regular pace, Hange’s sides reddening from the tightness of your grip.

You were locked in to the way your strap sunk inbetween their folds, soaked when you pulled it back before it disappeared inside Hange again. You could almost feel it - maybe if you stared at it hard enough you’d actually be able to feel Hange sucking you deeper inside into their wet warmth. Fuck, the thought almost drove you insane, made worse by the ring of white that had collected at the base of the plastic, dripping down both your thighs and Hange’s.

“Fu-fuck—“ Hange whimpered, biting their bottom lip as you jutted your hips against theirs, breaths jagged. They were close again, you noted, luckily for Hange you were just as drunk as they felt, you didn’t have it in you to refuse them this time, losing yourself in the haze, too. In Hange, really.

Your hand reached across Hange’s stomach, falling down into their thighs as you began rolling the tip of your finger over their clit, puffy and swollen as you fit the strap deeper. An almost harmonious mix, one hand rubbing their throbbing clit, the other reached up to Hange’s jaw, lifting them up so their back was against your chest. Bringing down your lips to press hot kisses against their neck, sucking the skin in-between your teeth and sucking it red.

Hange was disoriented, eyes rolling shut, trying to keep them open but failing, the sensations all together forced them to lose grounding. All thought out the window, head filled with only the sensation of you.

“ ‘m so close, fuck—pl—don’t stop, please,” They rasped, pleading, throat hoarse and sore from their heavy breaths, the tightness in their core swelling up, the strap had hit a particular spot that their vision ran white, you were filling them so good, fingers rubbing against them so well, your lips nipping the skin of their neck. It was almost too much.

“Fuck—so clo—‘m gonna—fuu—“

Hange’s broken gasps left their lips, the force of their release pushing your strap out from inside them, popping out as Hange finally gushed out their release, soaking the sheets and coating your lower bodies as they squirted from the intensified build-up. Blissful and so, so relieving, Hange shuddered, tears brimming their eyes, shaking and whimpering as your fingers rubbing against their clit rode them down from the intense high. Head falling back into your chest, as you continued with your kisses, soothing them with as much gentleness as you could. Both your arms wrapped around them as you tightened an embrace around their body. Whispering sweet ‘did so well’s and ‘fucking perfect for me, baby’s. Soothing them back into a stable headspace.

Hange’s breath evened out, eyes still shut, needing a few minutes to recover from that. Hange began giggling, laughing almost hysterically at what had happened, before sighing, bringing your lips together with a, “I think I love you,”.

Never in a million years did you anticipate that.

—

(like i said, i have nothing to say for myself 🫣)

i appreciate all comments and reblogs <3

[xxplastic-cubexx]

cant stop thinkin bout charles and erik readin together on the couch but instead of reading with him charles is listening to eriks thoughts while he reads. Live mind commentary ……..

[marshmallowgoop]

No matter how special it is, a kid's lunch is still just a kid's lunch.

I dunno, I liked "The Genius Restaurant" (Episode 1,089).

Happy (belated) birthday, Jimjam.

[Song link] [YouTube link]

[wavygrayvy]

POV you’re a cool looking bug

[sollucets]

favorite characters x favorite color: yok

[deathnguts]

Bartylus actor AU except they’re both child actors that grew up making movie after movie and they just so happened to get cast in the same projects and films over and over until it was pretty much part of their brand as actors.

Like when they’re little kids, they get cast in family movies with a lot of kids and they’re both part of the ensemble of children or main characters that are friends or something. At first it’s just chance because their families both have similar amount of influence so they just want their kids in similar movies until it happens way too many times for comfort. By their pre teen years it’s instilled into their brand and they’re rarely seen in movies without the other, but the characters they play don’t always have the same relationship, like sometimes theyre enemies, friends, and then eventually… love interests. It’s coming of age or tragic romance when they’re young but as they grow into teens and young adults they just always play either a couple in romance movies or like a will they won’t they dangerous romance in action movies. They’re both genuinely good actors and have many different roles across many different genres and play each well because they’re good at faking.

But the one thing they aren’t faking is that they do actually like each other. They became fast friends as children since they kept seeing each other on sets, their chemistry as friends on screen was real. And then they got closer and closer as they grew up and their feelings for one another started to rise but they genuinely believed it was just because they had started playing in a lot of romantic roles together and it was just because they’re good actors. It’s not until they aren’t cast as each other’s love interest, for once, and they have to do the same routine with someone else and they realize that they don’t feel the way they do with each other with these strangers. It’s not just a role, it’s real, and always has been. It feels like actual faking to pretend anything else.

[schnuffel-danny]

a bat and his dog, a tale as old as time.... wait no, I don't think that's how that goes-

Halloween art :3c Vampire Vlad and Werewolf Jack

[petals2fish]

Hi ily ♥️

[nostalgia-tblr]

stopped reading a fic just there because it was insisting that thor & co went on many violent adventures pre-movies but of course left poor feeble loki behind cos he's a) feeble and b) blessed with a better understanding of imperialism than the rest, and there are a thousand other fics that also think this is obviously what happened but i think i may just have hit my limit on this one :\

[idontwantrobyntodie]

guys help I cannot tell if he is cute or looks possessed

[mymarifae]

really dreading mizu5 tbh. yes the writing around mizuki has generally been really well done and it feels thoughtful and intentional, but it'd be a very easy and very instantaneous thing. to just throw four years worth of build-up in the fucking garbage. or maybe nothing of substance will get confirmed at all because they decided they like making money. maybe it'll just be bad and this is all a waste of time and no one's going to be happy. maybe i should obtain a grenade launcher and play with it

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Brazilian Grand Prix - Jenson Button

[shenenenigans]

There’s no flower in this world more beautiful than an artificial one. That’s because everything is manufactured by lies.

@4listr @aakaneeee @bluemoonscape @rockwgooglyeyes @apriciticreveries @pwippy @nottoonedin @starry-skiez @paradisedisconcert

CW: sirius talks about the abuse they’ve suffered with guardian noct. this includes SA, and it’s a little bit graphic. but also be warned it’s very uncomfortable because it’s done by noct, who has tentacles for limbs. there is also the normal content warnings with sirius, like experimentation and murder.

NOTE: sirius might contradict himself. that’s on purpose. sirius might lie. that’s on purpose. also, this text won’t be entirely in pink. it’s a lot longer than my other like “character thoughts” posts to be fully pink, and i don’t want to hurt anyone’s eyes... and i barely edited this bare with me please

Getting branded was very painful. I believe this was done on purpose, though I’m not sure of the reason why. I hadn’t done anything wrong. Noct only makes me suffer as a punishment, so I don’t know why he had done this.

Sometimes, when I visit Noct, he’s not in a very good mood. I do try to make our flowers live for as long as possible, but sometimes a few have to die so our materials don’t get wasted. I don’t quite get why wilting flowers directly relates to Noct wanting to hurt me, but I’ve learned not to question him because it only leads to worse punishment.

I remember once, as a child, I accidentally broke one of our preservation tanks. I tripped over a pen Hanno had dropped on the ground, and I fell into the tank. Noct was so angry with me. I can clearly picture slimy tentacles lifting my body off the ground and the jarring electric shock that came shortly after. No matter how hard I tried to wriggle out of his grip, nothing worked. Noct was too strong for me to escape. It disgusted me to feel Noct touching me all over, the wet consistency of his limbs only reaching lower and lower. He even covered my mouth so I couldn’t scream.

That was the first time that Noct had been so infuriated at me that he assaulted me.

I read in a book that when humans ruled the Earth, such assaults were illegal and frowned upon in society. I don’t understand why Noct seems to think this is a normal, suitable punishment for a pet.

It was like I couldn’t wash the filth off my body no matter how hard I tried. I would shower multiple times a day, scrubbing so hard it felt like my skin was burning. And nothing would work. Nothing would ever work. I tried to like everything was normal so he wouldn’t do it again. I didn’t want him to do it again. But it happened, it always happened, and I wasn’t sure how to prevent it.

I’m sure that Noct enjoys seeing me in pain. Or rather, humans in pain. I suppose that’s why he chose to have my brand be on my spine. But he only puts me through pain to punish me, so why not put my brand on a spot that would give me less torment? I didn’t have any anesthetics either. I don’t get it. I really don’t. I didn’t need to be punished. I had been good, so why did he feel the need to torture me in such a way?

I think Noct was beginning to just have fun with me at that point. When he visited shortly after my branding procedure was done, he threw me against the wall and… Well, I’m sure that he had his reasons for it, but it felt so unnecessary. I didn’t attend my classes the next day.

Noct tells me he loves me. He tells me he loves me and he treats me like a doll meant to be cast away. He treats me like a toy. He says I’m his most prized possession, but if being prized means being abused, I don’t want it. I don’t want to be loved, I don’t want to be known, I don’t want to be seen. I wish I were invisible, I wish nobody would look at me ever again. I wish I could be clean, I wish I felt real, I wish to be hated so I never have to be loved again.

I don’t understand the concept of love. If love is sweet, why does it hurt me? Love is a selfish concept made for those in power to look down on the weak. Love is a game that damages the soul.

I despise love. I wish it despised me in return.

I tried to kill love. Multiple times, in fact. My brother Hanno showed me love, and I killed him for it. He used to yell at me through my door, telling me he was going to kill me. He told me that horrible things day after day, but he also used to tell me how my creations were beautiful. I don’t get it. I don’t understand him. One day, he told me I was like a sibling to him. He said he loved me.

He died not long afterward. It was his fault, truly.

Chiara showed me love, I killed her too. I knew I’d never be her first priority. She was only using me for pretty flowers and good food Guardian Kora would never give her. There’s no possible way she really enjoyed my company. I knew this, so I used her as an experiment and told her terrible things as she was dying.

Vera was the first to show me love. In my early years, she acted like a mother. She cared for me, even if I was just some forgettable piece of garbage. She would talk about her love, Ellie, that she killed in the Alien Stage competition. She talked about Ellie’s love for life and love for plants, and she only ever said positive things about Ellie. It never made sense to me why she simply went through with her guardian’s plans to kill her. If her love really was that strong, it would’ve been pure enough to disobey her guardian’s wishes. It would’ve been pure enough to allow Vera to run away with Ellie.

I killed her because she was a fucking liar. Vera loved Ellie, but she killed her. She told me she would never do that to me. She’d never hurt me or abandon me. Lies, all of them, lies. I had already been hurt, I had already been abandoned, so it would be remarkably easy to do it again. She lied to me. I could see it in her eyes, she lied to me. She was planning to hurt me, I just know it.

I am jealous of those with pure love in their hearts. I am jealous of those who share a love with no pain, no suffering, no power imbalance, and no heartache. So, when I see Numa and Xael together, of course I’m bitter.

I worked on Numa before. I remember getting him to trust me, and I eventually convinced him to let me operate on him so I could tamper with his tastebuds. I am the reason he can no longer taste anything but human meat. And yet, he’s still thriving. He’s still caring, and bright. He brought joy to Xael’s life that I have never had in mine. He’s not suffering, not in the slightest.

He treats Xael so kindly, so gently. Numa cradles Xael in his arms at night. He’s so soft and slow when they’re intimate. He cares so much, it’s not overpowering. He isn’t abusive. He doesn’t hold power over Xael.

I wish, just once, someone would direct their kindness to me. True, unconditional kindness. Giving me gifts isn’t true kindness. Telling me I’m smart isn’t true kindness. I need someone to read my soul, to see me for who I am, without wanting to change me or fix me. I don’t want roughness, I don’t want pain, I don’t want torment.

I just want to be perceived.

[6okuto]

actually losing my mind over vere + ais + mc like…. imagine how fun that would be. they would all get up to so much m

VERE/MC/AIS HCS

gn!reader | :3 hiii. these can be read platonically! it's mostly little moments i can imagine. for fun!

it's a fun dynamic where there can always be a duo making fun of one person and it switches every day, every hour. one person goes wow vere you're so horny what's your deal and the other joins in. later vere and mc find themselves making fun of ais for acting so tough and mysterious. mc getting bullied about Not having Gloves,

sorry i've been watching lethal company a lot but they'd be sooo annoying /affectionate. making fun of each other on the radio, pretending like they can't hear them. vere getting pissed off when you don't get his body. ais taunting all the monsters while mc is telling him to shut the fuck up. mc saying "bet you can't make that jump" and then getting them to fall.

the three of them show up at the wet wick and it's already bad enough with vere and ais but now the trio… will a fight start? will a fire be lit by accident? how many people from and outside the main cast have headaches

ais says he's bored and mc goes Start a fight or something and vere's like yeah ais just start a fight. and ais is like ? you guys suck ass. but also he Will start one. so

vere and mc watching ais in a brawl and they comment to the bystander next to them like. How much you wanna bet he wins? and it's a joke but i do think they could/would bet on ais at some point LOL

mhin thinks they might die btw. would rather die than be put in a room with them, even. their worst nightmare.

leander. ....vaguely jealous of mc/all of them even as they all taunt and tease him. somebody get this guy some friends please

i never thought about it but i do wonder what vere's relationship is with princess/ais's pets. i don't knowww imagine how cute it could be watching them jump on him or fighting over who they like most...

vere and ais (un)intentionally use inside jokes/references with each other so mc has a few choices of 1) staring at them 2) asking what they're talking about 3) making fun of them etc. if mc is genuinely bothered by it i'm sure they'd explain and stay aware of it. if mc is just like Ok Be a little less Obvious they roll their eyes and tease them too

moments where two are hanging out, the third appears and goes Wow, Hanging out without me? and the two are like What, Are you obsessed with us or something? Need to always be near us?

specifically thinking of ais coming up on vere and mc are sitting together. they start teasing and jokingly flirting with him as if he's a stranger and it starts unraveling when they ask who's his favourite like Oh??? Them??? after everything we've been through???

ais disliking isolation, vere and mc check on him every so often and behind his teasing remarks, there's a softness and gratitude in his gaze

one of them starts to absentmindedly brush vere's tail and then the other notices and joins in. vere trusting them but still threatening to like, kill them if they mess up his fur. mc and ais going oohh i'm gonna mess it up so bad and then his tail has never looked nicer

a lot of things are meant for 2 people sitting... on the bus or carnival rides etc etc so the odd one out gets chosen by like. rock paper scissors. or just some silly game. not always of course but it happens. "best out of 3" "ok wait fuck you best out of 5" etc

cute little moment where person in the middle leans against one's shoulder, and the one on the other side notices and leans on theirs. a train!!

[fisheito]

my princess nonsense is being encouraged watch ouyt imabout to be eneaabled

OK WHATF ATHAT'S SO CUTE I HAD TO MAKE IT i know realistically there's little to no chance that rei DOESN'T know how to work heels 🤣 BUT IMAGINE.....ING.... YAKUMO GENTLY GUIDING REI IN HEELS, WEEKS BEFORE THE BIG GALA AND HAVING NONE OF HIS NORMAL FEAR OF PHYSICAL TOUCH BC HIS [TEACHER MODE] IS OVERRIDING HIS INSECURITY

[lokh]

note: this is based on australian dollars but i guess you can just use usd, drop where youre from and we'll see if theres a pattern. talk about if you actually get it styled or just go for short on the sides and back in the tags if you want 👍