#this is shit but hey it's fluffy cute shit and omg why are they so hot for each other?

[kingkat12]

mistletoe (roman godfrey x reader)

WARNINGS: 18+, dumbification, mature themes, manipulation, toxic relationship, sorta uncomfortable oops, is Roman using his powers or not?, angsty fluff

summary: one week of repeated quarrels brew down to a heated conversation at a Christmas party... will Roman be able to convince you he knows what's best for you?

word count: 1,536

a/n: hey again!<33 i wanted something cute and Christmas-y, but damn... this is far away from that. I doubt Roman likes Christmas at all anyway, so I couldn't bring myself to write something fluffy omg. read at your own discretion, love u<33 merry christmas!!!

"... You hung it up there on purpose,"

"I didn't," Roman said, smirking down at me as he pointed at the mistletoe above us. Evil man, cornering me in the doorway to the empty kitchen. "This is fate. You have to kiss me now."

Under any other circumstance, I would've been a blushing mess. I might've indulged the banter, I might've already dragged him down to my level and kissed him, but alas-- I didn't have it in me. Not after we had been bickering for a whole week. "Since when were you an avid participant in tradition?" I snarked, crossing my arms over my chest as I glared up at my tall boyfriend. "You hate everything else, but this mistletoe-stuff is acceptable to you?"

Roman rolled his eyes, snapping out of his feigned indulgence. "You're being difficult,"

"And you're yet to apologize!"

"Come on!" Roman let out a big huff, pointing at the sweater he had been forced to wear to this party hosted by my friends; the theme was ugly Christmas sweaters, and I bought him one that was just perfect. Seeing the big, bad Roman Godfrey in a reindeer sweater with a red nose that lit up when you booped it was a consolation prize after our quarrels this week. "Look at the shit I do for you, okay? Now stop giving me grief and kiss me!"

Had I not been wearing heels, I would've probably stomped my foot like a toddler-- "No! I'm still mad at you!" 

"For what?" he snapped, his green gaze narrowing with his next words; "For that thing I said about your friends?"

What a stupid question. "Obviously!" 

Roman let out a patronizing laugh as he rolled his eyes, reaching up to touch the mistletoe above us in the doorway. "They do suck,"

"They do not!" 

"They come up with humiliating Christmas sweater parties, and on top of that, they suck,"

Fucking hell. Dating Roman was impossible at times. I glanced around, making sure no one was around to hear this conversation-- I doubted my friends would be happy to hear this coming out of his mouth. "And you think I'm the biggest fan of Peter?" I hissed, turning to face my boyfriend again. "He keeps reciting Romeo and Juliet and claiming he wrote the passages! He's crazy too!"

That seemed to strike a nerve with Roman; "Hey!"

"Hey right back at you!" 

"At least he's nice!"

"My friends are nice too!--"

"No, they suck!" Roman leaned down to my level; he scanned the annoyed look on my face as he took a step forward, forcing my back up against the doorframe. "You know they hate me, right?" he said, lowering his voice. 

My eyes rounded out, feeling my breath get stuck in my chest. "They don't," I tried not to sound so meek, but it turned out to be impossible. I couldn't bring myself to raise my voice at Roman now that he was so close, now that his breath was falling hot against my cheek. 

He tilted his head to the side, sending me the condescending look I knew all too well. "You're so naive," he whispered. "They talk shit about me, and they talk shit about you. Do you know why I've been so pissed at you all week? It's because you can't stand up for yourself when it comes to those bitches!"

I didn't want to hear it. I really, really didn't. "Roman--"

"They walk all over you, do you not see it?!"

Angry tears were welling up in my eyes; "Stop it!--"

"You think I want you to be around people like that? Don't you think I want what's best for you?"

"You don't know what's best for me!" I hissed, deciding to get back up in his face. Roman was pissing me off more and more by the minute. "You control every other aspect of my life, and I let you, but not this one! My friends are my territory, and I need to have some autonomy here!" 

It was true-- I liked turning my brain off around Roman. I liked that he had money, that he drove me everywhere, that he paid someone else to get my homework done, that he paid for my manicures, because why should I not allow myself the luxury? He got off on it, anyway. It drove him absolutely mad, gave him a high to doll me up and parade me around. So yes, I allowed him control of almost every part of my life, but not this one. I had to be able to make one good choice, no? Or was my brain already too far gone, too fried by pleasantries to function?

Roman's green eyes narrowed as he glared down at me. He let out a sharp breath, visibly growing angrier by the second. However, he contained it with bitten-down words; "And you know why you're so happy to give me control? Because deep down, you're aware that you make bad choices," 

"I don't!--"

"You do," 

Every piece of my self-worth was crumbling at his feet. I let it all sink in, and allowed myself to chew and process the truth he was serving me; Roman was painfully right. I had never been the best at making any choice of any sort. I wasn't sure why my lower lip was quivering with my next quiet words; "But... I like my friends," 

Roman sighed, eyes softening at the sight of me. "I know," he cooed, reaching forward to stroke his thumb across my cheek. "But I'll find you some new ones, okay? Let me deal with it for you."

I didn't want to fight anymore. Didn't want to fight this-- Roman's eventual occupation of my whole life, and his need to conquer every piece of me. There was something about the spark in the green of his eyes, the hidden fire behind his innocent, sweet words that I innately liked, anyway.

Roman made me feel dumb. 

So unbelievably brainless.

... Because maybe I was?

I let my inner monologue die out, go into static noise, as Roman's hand went into the hair at the nape of my neck. He twisted his fingers harshly into my locks as he grinned against my lips-- He had won. Fucking Napoleon. "I'm gonna take such good care of you," he cooed. "You don't ever have to see any of these people again, I'll make sure you don't."

Maybe that was for the best?

Roman knew better than me, anyway. Roman was smart. 

I was nothing compared to him.

Nothing. 

Roman's eyes sparkled with glee at the sight of the wreck he had made out of me. Finally, after one week of planting seeds of doubt in my mind, he had gotten through to my psyche. "What do you say we get out of here, hm?"

I nodded, trying not to hiss as his fist in my hair tightened. Now, I couldn't move-- I was forced to look straight into his eyes, unable to escape his gaze. 

"Gonna fuck you real nice for being such a good girl," Roman whispered, brushing his bottom lip against mine as I let out a shaky breath. "How many times do you want to cum tonight? I'll do it all for you, don't be shy."

I so desperately hoped no one was hearing this conversation. However, it hit me that it didn't matter; I wouldn't see these people again. Roman would make sure of that. "Two?" I tried, not sure what to answer. He got so intense sometimes, it made me weak at the knees with discomfort.

Roman tsked, grinning; "I think we can shoot higher. Let's say three,"

Who was I to deny myself such pleasure? "Okay," I breathed, feeling my cheeks turn a light shade of pink. Nonetheless, I made a point out of getting up on my tippytoes to get closer to his face. "Roman?"

He seemed as amused as ever; "Yeah?"

"Did you still want that kiss?"

Roman glanced up at the mistletoe, momentarily letting out a short laugh. I was sure he had forgotten about it. "You bet," Roman murmured, glancing back down at me before leaning down, nudging my nose with his as an invitation. 

I smiled as joy coursed through my veins-- I knew I was in good hands. Roman knew how to take care of me properly, much better than I ever could myself. 

It took me about a second before I realized I was leaning in.

Two seconds to realize Roman's soft lips were on mine with the gentlest touch known to man. 

And three to realize I was the luckiest girl in the world. 

Someone who kisses like this couldn't ever want anything bad to happen to me, right? His motives couldn't be selfish-- no, that was impossible. Roman's kisses were merely touches of utter love, kisses to ease me, disarm me, and push me into the right path of submission. Every brush of the soft pillows of his lips against mine was the equivalent of a verbal confession of love. 

As I pulled him closer, mentally thanking the person who hung up the mistletoe here, I saw red lights shine through my closed lids-- I smiled into the kiss, realizing we had set off the red reindeer nose of his sweater. 

This is what I was made for. 

This was who I was made for. 

Roman-- only Roman.

[thebearer]

Hoohoohoo look at all these requests I’m behind on that I get to binge 🤭

I have one of my own tho, if you want! I just neeed Dad!Carmy and mom reader like so bad I just need some domestic fluffiness with him. I feel like he would such a cute protective dad especially with a daughter. Like imagine if she was picky and he made all her fav foods from scratch for her in cute little shapes. Stop.🥹

omg ahhh!!! a picky little baby bear i'll sob rn!!!

"Look! Look at what Daddy made you, Teddy." You cooed, bouncing the two year old on your hip, her curls tickling your chin. Carmen turned the pan towards her, far enough she couldn't touch but close so she could see the tiny heart shaped pancake in the pan.

"Mmm, doesn't that look so yummy?" Your tone lilted, exaggerated but soft, hoping it might sway the stubborn two year old.

Carmen's eyes rounded, hopeful that she might be impressed- would finally be impressed. Instead, Teddy just blinked, looking from you back to Carmen. "No."

Carmen's shoulder's deflated, letting the pan rest back over the flame. Teddy turned two only a month ago, and since then, she'd entered a new realm, passing the "terrible twos" and going into something much worse. You blamed Carmen, she had inherited his stubbornness and this was his own form of karma, because no matter what he did, the answer was the same- no.

"You're being silly." You tsked lightly, shaking your head at her. "You love pancakes."

"No." Teddy shook her head, curling further into your chest.

"Then what do you want, baby?" Carmen's tone was tired, and holy shit was he. "Do you want cereal?"

"No."

"Do you want eggs?" You tried.

"No."

"Do you want donuts?" Carmen tried again, ignoring your glare over her head. He was desperate, desperate for any other answer other than no.

"No." Teddy whined, wiggling in your arms to get down.

You set her carefully on the ground, letting her walk towards the cabinets, pulling on the child proofed locks. Carmen looked at you, tired, defeated, a little hurt. "I don't know what she wants." He admitted.

You shrugged gently, running a hand down the soft cotton of his shirt. "She'll eat it. I think she just likes saying no because you give her a reaction." You hummed, giving him a very pointed look.

Carmen snorted lightly, shaking his head. "Yeah? Who's she get that from, hm?" He hummed, arms snaking around your waist to pull him back into you. "Sounds like she gets it from you."

You giggled, pushing his hands off your sides. "More like she gets it from you." You pushed a finger into his chest. "This trait screams Berzatto, and you know it."

Carmen rolled his eyes, looking at Teddy on the floor, yanking furiously on the cabinets. "Hey, cut that out." Carmen said, firm with a little frown that had her stopping, rounded eyes meeting his. "That's not for you, Dorothea, stop."

The use of her full name, not the beloved "Teddy" nickname had her bottom lip quivering, your breath hitching knowing tears were coming. A loud wail filled the kitchen, Carmen's heart sinking when Teddy ran into your legs, hiding her face in the soft fabric of your pajama pants.

"Mama!" You picked her up, cradling her against your chest. Carmen looked sick, wracked with guilt. You snorted lightly, shaking your head. Teddy's crocodile tears won him over every time, had him bending to her every whim which you were sure is why she did it.

"She's fine," You hum, running a hand down her curls. She wasn't even fully committed to this "breakdown" already quieting down her sobs, clearly distracted with something over your shoulder.

"Teddy," Carmen's hand was on her back, nearly covering her whole little spine. It made you want to melt. She looked at him, bottom lip jutted and sniffling in a way that looked so much like you. No wonder Carmen didn't stand a chance ever staying mad at her.

"What do you want, Teddy Bear? You have to eat. What do you want Daddy to make you?" Carmen's voice was calm, gentler now and a near coo. You were sure at her nap time you were going to try and convince him for a sibling for Teddy, or at least try and practice.

Teddy whined, pointing at the cabinet she'd been pulling on earlier. Carmen's brows furrowed curiously before opening it, sighing heavily. "You gotta be fuckin' kidding me-"

"-Carmen." You hissed, eyes cutting to Teddy, who was not paying attention, thankfully.

"She wants goldfish again!" Carmen sighed, pulling out the orange box with the smiling cracker on it. Teddy perked, squirming in your arms to get down. "All she wants to eat is this!"

"Just let her have them. I'll cut the pancake too, maybe she'll eat that." You shrug, reaching for the cooling stack on the counter.

"This can not be healthy, baby. Maybe I should try and make them again? With some vegetables and-and I'll blend then better this time-"

"-Carmy, she spit those out last time." You bit back a laugh, remembering the disaster that was the homemade goldfish.

Carmen sighed, running a hand through his hair, setting the bowl of goldfish on the ground while you fixed her high chair. "I know." He sighed. "I just... I feel like she should be eating something healthier, ya know?"

"I think you're gonna have to give into her a little, Mr. Stubborn." You smirked, he was only proving your point now. "Give her the goldfish and the other. She won't even know she's eating it, promise." You hummed, tossing the pancakes on the tray and picking Teddy up to fasten her in.

"That doesn't seem right." Carmen frowned. "Tricking her into eating things."

"She's two, Carmen." You rolled your eyes lightly at him. "It's not like we're force feeding her. She likes it." You nod towards your baby, chubby little fingers grabbing the cut pancake, shoving it in her mouth. "If she didn't like it, we'd know. We didn't force her to eat the homemade goldfish. Now that would have been wrong." You smirked.

Carmen rolled his eyes. "Funny." He scoffed. "I just worry about her."

"I know you do." You hum, wrapping your arm around his torso. "You're a good dad like that."

"Yeah?" Carmen blushed, heart soaring under your praise. "You think I'm a good dad."

"You know I do." You shook your head lightly at him, letting your cheek rest against his chest.

"I think you're a good mom. The best mom." Carmen added, leaning down to peck your head.

You smiled, tilting your head back so he could kiss you, fully and sweet, lips slotting over yours, hand pressed into your spine to pull you closer. It wasn't nearly the sloppy make outs you used to have on Sunday mornings, sweeter now.

A sharp jab to your temple had you pulling away, hearing the soft clatter of something on the ground. You gaped, looking at the goldfish back at Teddy, who giggled wildly. "Dorothea, did you throw that?" You frowned, her laughter only growing louder.

Carmen bit back his own laugh, turning back to the stove, while you picked the food off the floor. "That," Carmen muttered. "Is definitely a you trait, baby."

[writerblue275]

Random BF!Heartsteel Headcanons!

Inspiration: You know what, why the hell not? I had these random thoughts and decided to jot them down and expand on them!

Genre: Headcanons

Type: Fluff

Gender: Gender Neutral reader

TW: None besides general swearing (because I swear lol)! This is very fluffy. 💙

Aphelios

Aphelios is an excellent gift giver. It’s not his main love language, but he is SO GOOD at reading people, so finding gifts that he thinks you’d like would come second nature to him. Not necessarily just big or grand things or even clothing. Phel is the type of person to see a cute little thing, like a keychain or pin, and because it makes him think of you, he just gets it for you. (Hehe he’s even gotten you a recepticle/container where you store all your other small gifts from him!

He would absolutely go to Comic Con-esque events and would do a couples cosplay with you if you asked him to and would totally do a professional-level photo shoot to capture your outfits. Aphelios might be cool as hell but this man is a NERD too (hell yeah). Absolutely loves watching an anime/show with you (he won’t even watch ahead because it’s not the same when he’s not watching with you) and gaming with you. He will also gladly game while you’re settled on his lap or whatever.

When he’s tired he’s extremely needy for physical affection. Like if you’re relaxing on the couch, he’ll come over and either lay/sit on you (congrats on your Aphelios model weighted blanket btw. A true one-of-a-kind model) as his way of demanding cuddles. And he’s not subtle about asking for affection either. Alune absolutely has a video of a very tired Phel, who is nuzzled against your neck, taking your hand and placing on his own head to signal he’d like his hair played with (he may or may not have also softly whined).

Ezreal

Ezreal is the king of coordinating outfits with you! And it doesn’t even have to be super overt, like not necessarily wearing the same things as each other. Think more like corresponding colors in your outfits, similar patterns, matching accessories, things that still show off your personal styles, but at the same time, show that you two are a pair. He just really loves to do that. (Also it makes for some extremely cute photos together.)

MUSEUM. DATES. Ez is such a history nerd and it’s so fun to watch his unbridled excitement when you’re visiting museums with him. If it’s a topic he knows a lot about, Ezreal’s going to discuss it with you further in-depth. When he’s traveling he’s even more excited because NEW MUSEUMS OMG. If you’re not with him, he’ll tell you about all the things he saw. (People might think him a bit of an airhead, but nah. Ez is wicked smart for sure.) And he’ll always buy you something cute from the gift shop to memorialize the visit.

The two of you have just the cutest dates in general (even beyond museums). We’re talking amusement parks, arcades, fruit orchards in summer/fall, bowling alleys, etc. All the other super fun shit that you can think of, he plans. Ez just has such fun and bright energy (Hey that’s one of the reasons you fell in love with him!) And he puts so much thought into planning dates for you! As suave as he tries to be, Ezreal still even gets a little nervous before every date just because he really wants you to have a good time. (He’s got those perpetual butterflies for you, fr!)

Kayn

Kayn is a big back hug man. Like it’s his favorite way to hug you and he will do so whenever he has the chance. If you’re hand-washing dishes? Boom, you now have arms around your waist, a chin on your shoulder, and a low voice asking if you want help. Whenever Kayn’s stressed he clings to you from behind and nuzzles your neck and just stays there for a while, blocking out all the bullshit. (Whenever he hugs you from behind he loves when you reach back and play with his hair.)

Whenever he has to leave you for any extended period of time, Kayn always makes sure to bring a clothing item of yours with him. You calm him down the fastest, so when you’re not physically around he wants a piece of you with him to keep himself grounded. Before he leaves, he’ll have you spray whichever item he’s taking with whatever scent you wear. (The opposite is true too btw. Kayn will make sure to leave your favorite hoodie of his with you, and he’ll spray his cologne on it, just so you can always have his comfort with you.

He secretly loves to do skincare nights with you. Listen, Kayn might be chaotic, but you know what isn’t? His skin. Flawless (fucking jealous). The first time you found out your boyfriend had a very rigorous skincare routine, you were shocked. But that shock quickly turned to glee when he asked if you wanted to watch an episode of a show while doing sheet masks with him. Kayn has the good shit too. And so that’s now become a tradition between the two of you. Twice a month you two have a night where you just do masks and serums and all the extra bells and whistles, chatting and watching media while you do. It’s great!

K’Sante

K’Sante loves to discuss art with you. His brain just seems like it would be really interesting to pick on the topic. Especially as someone who is involved in creative endeavors, and uses his sketch pad to design both clothes and other things (take the background effects in the “Paranoia” MV which I believe were designed by him in lore), K’Sante has a deep understanding of artistic concepts (and he’s always happy to show them to you if you aren’t visually artistic). He has a growing art collection and especially loves commissioning local artists to make gifts for you!

K’Sante definitely has a “secret” folder on his drawing tablet dedicated to sketches of you. This folder has both designs he wants to make for you and just sketches of you because he loves to draw you. Often times when the two of you are just quietly spending time together, you’ll notice K’Sante drawing on his tablet, and while he does so, he keeps looking up at you before going back to sketching. Once he’s done with any sort of sketch, whether or not it involves you, he always asks for your thoughts!

K’Sante will absolutely cook for you whenever you ask him to (idc if Sett is the best cook in Heartsteel, you cannot convince me K’Sante can’t throw down in the kitchen almost as well). He absolutely loves to do so, finding it an excellent way to show his love for you. He quickly learns all your favorites so he can make them for you when you need a pick-me-up. And when you let out a happy sigh after the first bite of a meal he makes? It’s lowkey the best reward he could ask for. That wordless praise makes him so happy.

Sett

An odd one, but Sett totally reads romance novels/watches rom coms (though you’re like the only person that knows). If you also enjoy rom coms, then trust that watching a rom com is a very common date night activity for you two. And it’s super fun and sweet to just cuddle with him and watch these cheesy movies (occasionally you just get so comfy cuddling with him you fall asleep before the end of the movie and Sett finds it adorable).

You’re Sett’s guinea pig for new knitting patterns. Whether it’s for a new style of hat he’s making, or if he wants to try a new type of yarn, it’ll always be used in a project for you. Even the experiments that aren’t so successful (which is very rare because he’s a GREAT knitter), you keep because Sett made them for you and that’s really sweet. You always feel how much love he put into each project.

Sett loves when you serve as his work out buddy. You know the cheesy thing where someone lies under a person doing push-ups so that each time the person doing the push up goes down, they get a kiss? He adores doing that with you. Same with sit ups. You waiting to give him a kiss really helps motivate him to do his sit ups properly. Even if you’re not much of a fitness buff, just having you there makes his workouts so much more enjoyable! And Sett’s such an incredible workout partner, always making sure you’re doing things safely and just being so encouraging to you!

Yone

Yone is a big fan of spa days with you. Do you see how stressed this man can get? First of all, the music industry can be BRUTAL. And secondly….his fellow band members are a little….chaotic sometimes. Any sort of relaxation he can get is well deserved. And it can be at an actual spa, but it doesn’t have to be. Yone loves doing at home facials, shower steamers, yoga, and anything else that can help him distress and unwind. And doing that sort of stuff with you makes it 100x more relaxing to him.

Yone is always doing something with his hands. You’ve often caught him tapping out rhythms on his leg with his fingers. Whenever he’s with you, well, you’re somehow involved in that fidgeting. He loves to gently play with your fingers/hands. And when Yone’s holding your hand, he always likes to rub his thumb along your knuckles or gently massage your hands when you’re stressed. He also likes to run his fingers through your hair (if you let him). He finds it soothing when you do it to him, so he wants to return the favor.

Yone has all of your orders/preferences memorized. (I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: The quiet ones are the most perceptive!!!!) Even before the two of you started dating and you were just friends Yone memorized your favorite restaurants so he could help brighten your day. Once the two of you get together that knowledge extends to more domestic things. Like what area of the closet you prefer to keep your pants on. how many blankets you like to sleep with, or which toothpaste or toiletries you like to use. He is just incredibly sweet and thoughtful when it comes to knowing exactly what you like.

Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed these fluffy thoughts! Things have been so chaotic lately and it was really lovely to get back into writing some more! 💙

[chronicbeans]

Thinking about the possibility of Alastor having a stupid, fluffy little deer tail rn.

Reader, cathing Alastor without his long coat on: Hey Alastor- OMG-

Alastor: What? What is it? Why tf are you staring at my a- oh, shit.

Reader, grinning like a moron: You got a tail?! So fluffy omg!

Alastor: Tell anybody and I kill you.

Reader: But it's cute!

Alastor: EXACTLY.

[rhinestonz]

☆ WASH DAY ☆

A/N: inspired by a random thought because I just got through washing my hair lol. Trying to combine many reqs into one ( I have so many 😭) poor reader forgot to condition. 

Roommate!Satosugu x poc!reader. Curvy reader. Doggystyle , cunnilingus , overstimulation (heavy). Degradation.

“Can you guys go one day without being so fucking annoying?” You sat with your arms crossed on the couch. Your two roommates had come home to see your abundance of fluffy black hair, Gojo practically begging to touch it. AT LEAST he had the decency to ask. Gojo and Geto , the worst people someone like you could ever be paired with. You weren’t oblivious , you knew you were just the type they liked. You made it a point to never ever wear anything other than baggy shirts and joggers around them. However when you were out and about on campus , flaunting your curves in front of your friends. Hips and thighs begging to be let free from your jeans, boobs stretching the fabric of your white crop top, and your ass being prominent even in constricting denim. Gojo and geto couldn't help but notice. 

☆

You knew their type, you knew they thought you were perfect. But you refused to be like one of their girls, dragged into the dorm in the dead of the night, screaming at all types of night. So you avoided them to the best of your ability. Your only saving grace being Shoko. God you loved Shoko , your other roommate that somehow made up for the absolute demons that Gojo and Geto were. You and her talked everyday , studying , watching Coryxkenshin, or ( your personal favorite) talking shit about Gojo and Geto. 

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You sat on the couch in the morning, white dull rays of light seeping through the shades. You groaned , throwing your head back. Shoko walked into the living room,  “Wash day ? “ she inquired. You had told her the struggles of black hair before. “yup”  you laughed a bit before continuing to take down your braids. Cracking your fingers before doing so. “ omg I’m never getting micros again “ you sighed to Shoko. She simply chuckled “ they’re so cute on you though” she plopped down on the couch next to you. “ Tell you what, whenever I come back I’ll help you with whatever I can!” She smiled before starting to take down your last braid. “ I’m going out really quickly, I’ll be back” she said , finishing the braid off. 

“ Kay thank you , Sho “ you smiled before walking to your room. You needed to change into something you didn’t mind getting wet. You opted for nothing but a long t-shirt. Gojo and Geto wouldn’t be home for a while so you didn’t think much of it. Letting your thighs be free, you walked to your care cabinet. Grabbing your shampoo and conditioner. Walking to the kitchen. You always washed your hair in the sink, just what you were used to. You placed your items down before turning on the faucet, bending over on your tippy toes to dip your head in the sink and began washing. 

Your arms stung as you scratched the shampoo against your scalp. Cool air hitting your thighs.You had only been washing for about 15 minutes before you heard the door click. “ Shoko , thank god , please help me, my arms are killing me, “ you laughed. Spitting with a laugh as shampoo water had got in your mouth. You heard footsteps come towards you , you were relieved to have help until you felt big rough hands massaging your scalp. You jumped a bit , but your head was lighting pressed down, keeping it in the sink. “ Hey , Geto ?! Gojo !? “ you questioned, “ you let out an exhausted sigh “ c'mon man move , I’m busy “. The first time you heard his low voice all day and it irritated you “ but didn’t you just say you needed help?” he teased. You could hear him munching on something , maybe that's why only one of his hands soothed your head. You couldn’t lie , it felt good. 

“ You're actually pretty good at this” you mumbled out , eyes still squeezed shut, water from your hair crowding your face. Maybe it was because your arms got a break but you let him continue to wash out the shampoo of your hair till it was all gone. “ Suguru , are you gonna help ?” You heard Gojo call out. Suddenly your head was pulled up from the sink, a white towel enveloping your hair and face in one go. You heard low chuckles from the men as you thrashed a bit. “ hey not funny you pieces of shit” you cursed. Geto’s hands moved the towel from your face, ruffling it against your mass of hair, “ wow that’s no way to talk to the guys that just helped you don’t you think” Suguru coed. You rolled your eyes, wiping some water off your face.  “yeah yeah “ you scoffed , you began to walk away to the couch before realizing Satoru's arms were laced around your hips. 

“ Are you fucking crazy ? “ you said , hands trying to pry his arms away. “ first time you’ve ever worn something like this around here” he said in your ear. “ I thought you only showed this pretty body off to your lil friends?” He sassed , hands unhooking around you to run down your thighs. “ Right Suguru ? “ he feigned inquiry at the dark haired male. “ Yeah , lucky us , caught you at just the perfect time” he smiled at you , watching your face burn in annoyance. Or maybe it was burning because of the way Gojo’s hands played dangerously close to your core. “ or maybe …” Satoru started moving your body to the kitchen island, you let out a sharp huff and you were squished against it. Toes holding you up, legs swinging as you felt rough hands push your shirt up, revealing your pink lace panties. 

        “ you wore these just for us ” 

You hated the fact. But you had to accept that you were just as loud if not louder than all the other girls. They worked so well together, Gojo bullying his cock into your hole as geto kneeled below , licking your clit so skillfully. “ f-fuck you guys~ “ you panted out , “ I still gotta deep condition~” you whimpered as droplets of water we’re fucked from your hair. Your body jolted with every hit of Satoru’s dick. Fuck this is why they got girls. Fuck why was this so good? Geto chuckled at your trivial comment. “ We'll help you with all that later baby” he chimed , before burying his nose against your clit once more. Gojo was too focused , too focused on how your cunt swallowed him up. “ fuck why you been hiding from us baby” he groaned out. Your ever present annoyance with them returned “ because you two are whores , so irritating , bringing girls in here all the time , you know hard it is to study with bitches screaming!!” your eyes rolled before you yelped. You damp hair had been gripped before the hardest hit to your cunt came , causing you to scream out “ FUCK TORU~”. You heard the male's laughter boom “ see why they scream now? “ they joked in unison. Making your face burn. They weren’t anywhere near done with you. 

“ Fuckk- Gojo , I mean Geto , I mean ahhhh~” you swear at this point you didn’t know who was fucking you. They’d switched so many times, you cunt dripping like your hair. Your boobs squished against the marble counter. “ awww , poor girl ~ can’t think ?” Geto laughed , his thrust so deep. Exploring every grove of your pussy. White liquid coating his cock. You’d cum so many times you didn’t remember. Gojo was in front of the island, grabbing your face , landing small kisses on your wet cheeks. 

“So fucking cute, omg, should’ve fucked you sooner “ he exclaimed in response to the way your eyes rolled and tongue lolled. “ fuck fuck fuck “ is all you could let out , but you just couldn’t shake the burning in your face. So embarrassing. “ Fuck you guys!!“ you spat out. Your stomach dropped a little as you felt both of them cease. Your cunt almost cried out for Geto as he pulled out. Gojo sighed, pouting a little in your face “ your so fucking stubborn”. He looked at Geto before looking back at your face. “ we gotta break you baby!” He smiled devilishly. 

Honestly you were already too fucked out to give any reaction other than the widening of your eyes as your body was lifted onto the counter. The cool marble making you shiver. “ Not gonna stop until we feel you’ve warmed up to us' ' Geto said before smacking your ass watching it ripple. His fingers traced up and down your thighs before prodding at your hole. You looked up to gojo with pouting eyes, tears starting to form. You were too fucked out for this. Your eyes shut closed with the introduction of Geto’s slender fingers in your cunt. You let out moans that almost sounded like screams “ F- FUCK GETO~” you yelled , body trying to run away from the endless drilling of his fingers. Gojo simply sucked his teeth at you, holding you down , watching as you writhed around. Honestly it turned him on a bit. He helped himself to your pink lace panties that laid on the counter, long discarded. Slipping the fabric into his pockets “ Ew your such a fucking whore !” You spat out , face contorting in disgust at him. “ really ?! Me , you're the one who’s essentially spasming  under my best friend's touch” Gojo started , “His fingers got you seeing stars baby~?” He laughed as your eyes rolled before he could even finish his sentence. Geto adding an additional finger in your hole and introducing one to your already sensitive clit.

Your moans became small sobs. They had switched places twice already again. Now Gojo was behind you , tongue swirling inside your crying cunt. Geto looking in your eyes , puffy and wet. Your eyelashes clumped together so prettily by tears. “ Baby , just say it , you've been wanting this for the longest time haven’t you?”. You tried wiggling your wrists from his grasp. “ pleaseee~” you squeaked out. “ please what , what are you begging for baby? “ Satoru coed , pulling himself away from your fluttering cunt. Maybe they were right. Maybe you wanted this all along. Maybe those screams from other girls didn’t annoy you because they were loud , maybe they annoyed you because it wasn’t you. Yeah , maybe that’s what you wanted. You were so in your own thoughts you jumped at Satoru pushing his cock back inside of you. 

Your head was a mess. Your brain could have even been filled with cum. ‘Yeah … I definitely wanted this. Plap… I wanted this so bad. Plap… could this go on forever. Plap… maybe you’d pass out if they continued. Plap… fuck shoukd I just give in. Plap… fuck he’s so big. Plap.. god I’m gonna come again. Plap … how many times have I come? Plap … 7. Plap… 8 , yeah about 8. Plap .. fuck I can’t’. Plap… Plap ..Plap..Plap..Plap..Plap..Plap.Plap. Your thoughts were a scrambled meeting being interrupted by a cock. “ fuccccccccccckkkkkkkkk~” the strained whimper was dragged from your throat as Suguru kissed you deeply. “ you’re so fucking messy “ Satoru scoffed as your juices splattered on him with every thrust. The counter soaked from the wetness of your hair and cunt. “ just a fucking slut , just say it “. It was too much , your head feeling heavy , eyes fluttering and drool fell from your lips. Your body shook as Satoru’s pace increased. You came violently with a shrill scream. Your arms gave out, body laying limp against the cold stone. Your ass up in the air, geto coming around to lick you clean. “ fuck …” you huffed out , chest heaving up and down, “yeah m’ a slut , wanted you guys so bad~ fuck~” you admitted , before you felt yourself drift off in exhaustion. 

You were lifted from the counter , your body placed on the soft of the coach. You were stuffed between the two men. Arms laced around you. Feeling you up as though they didn't just fuck your brains out and go for 9 rounds. You felt warm, at peace , like you had come to terms with the fact that you had the attitude fucked out of you. A small smile crept on your face as you drifted before your face contorted in confusion. “Where’s Shoko?” You mumbled out. Eyes closing before you could even dwell on it. 

[alcinas-big-ass-simp]

Can you do cassandra having a bad day and her female s/o spoils her with affection, like cassandra laying her head on her s/o lap while her hair is being played with and getting her s/o to hum to her and gives her kisses and just anything fluffy and cute

~ Comforting Cassandra after she has a bad day | Female Reader ~

Note: Cassandra need someone who's going to spoil her with affection on god frfr- but this is really cute request so I'm obviously going to do it djjdjd and I want to kill myself because halfway through it didn't save my progress and I had to start all over again-

• Omg, Cassandra has not had a bad bad day like this in years-

• Everything all day has went wrong for her, She didn't even think it was possible to have such a bad day like this! She is sure this is the universe getting back at her for eating people and shit- She was even thinking of those stupid fairy tales of witches putting spells on people to have a terrible day or some shit like that-

• The first thing that went wrong in her day was she woke up late, her and her sisters have to be up at 7 Am for breakfast and for some stupid reason she overslept! She was in such a deep sleep that her sisters were not able to wake her up, so then her mom had to get her up and BOY that did not go well at all so she already started off her morning shity as fuck.

• Second thing was when she was in the dungeon and she accidentally cut her hand pretty badly as she was torturing a maid, the stupid maid was fighting back when she had her sickle, the maid moved a little bit and her sickle cut her hand on accident when she was trying to swipe at the maid and by the black god that made her much more fucking furious!-

• Nearing the end of the her day, she was in the armory making a upgrade for her sickle that she thought be badass as hell! Halfway through the process of making the upgrade it broke on her... It fucking broke halfway through the process of her making it. That was the final straw!! Fuck this day and FUCK THIS UPGRADE—

• She just instantly threw all the stuff she was working with on the fucking floor, she didn't care if she had to clean it later!! she was just so sick of today, she instantly angrily marched to her room making sure that her feet made loud booms every step of the way to tell everyone to back the hell off and then when she got to her room, she quickly opens the door ready to sleep away this God awful day but what she sees next is a unexpected sight but a pleasant one-

• You were quietly and peacefully sitting on her bed reading a book that Daniela got you a couple days ago that you finally just got around to reading, at this moment your girlfriend was quite confused about why you are sitting on her bed, her nest? Did you need to tell her something? Did someone bother you?? Does she need to kill someone?!-

• From hearing the door open you look upwards to see your beautiful girlfriend but something looks very off about her at this moment.. Her back was slouched forward and it looks like she has dark circles under her eyes, from seeing this sight your heart instantly breaks knowing that she probably had a terrible god awful day..

• You make sure to speak in a quiet and soft voice to try and maybe calm her down a little bit. You put your book down on her nightstand before you speak, “Hey Cass,, would you perhaps like to cuddle with me?” You say knowing that she loves cuddling with you, instantly at your words she scrambles to the bed like a cat that was getting catnip. She hops onto her side of the bed and instantly puts her arm around you and pulls you to her side, making sure you are nice and close to her so close in fact that she can feel your heartbeat

• With her by your side now you lean up a little bit to give her a bunch of kisses on her cheek knowing how much she loves kisses, at this display of your loving affection she instantly blushes and gets a goofy grin on her face obviously loving the attention you're giving her. She chuckles and leans down to give you a quick kiss on your cheek before speaking, “Hey Babe,, could you,,, like hum me a song as I lay my head on your lap?” Cassandra almost wanted to sucker punch her own face for saying it like that-

• But before she could correct her sentence or anything like that you quickly respond “Yes!” At your excitement Cassandra blushes a little bit but quickly lays her head on your lap and gets comfortable, obviously very happy that she gets to have her head on your luscious thighs— THAT'S NOT THE POINT—

• At this you can't help but chuckle at her cuteness, you just sit there and watch her a little bit as she snuggles into your thighs and letting out deep calm breaths obviously already forgetting about her terrible day. After a little bit of staring you begin to hum a song called “I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire” At your humming Cassandra seem to relax even more, letting her tension muscles relax, finally at peace within your presence

• As you reach the main chorus of the song you decide to sing it for her, “I don't want to set the world on fire, I just want to start a flame in your heart~” As you sing that part you run your fingers through her black luscious hair, at your fingers running through her hair and your singing, she began to purr out loud happily content.

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I really hope you guys liked this!!!!- Cuz like I had to redo it cuz it didn't save- ;-;

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[blkkizzat]

Kali, hi!

How are you doing? I must say, I cannot stop thinking about 420!Sukuna story of yours. It is may favorite Sukuna story, and I mean it. I know it is even longer than you intended, and you don't exactly plan to continue, but please hear me out.

At the end of the story, Sukuna was so pissed and ready to take his turn, wildly let's say. He will tear the reader apart for sure. And in the story, we already saw a bit of fluffy potential of Sukuna. So I was thinking what if reader needs to use the "safe word" after a point, and what would Sukuna do, like for aftercare and etc.? I am dying to read the rest it from you.

Even if you are not interested, I want to say that you write beautifully, and I love your stories. I adore how you build the characteristic features of the JJK men, and every detail you give. So, please let me know what your idea is about this.

-- anon for now

xx

Hey babes! Omg get out of my head!!! I was thinking something similar if there was p2!

At first i thought of reader needing to use a safeword but then i was like sukuna ancient fuckin ass is gonna be like "wtf is that bullshit" hfhfksdhjskdh. Plus I do actually think reader can match his freak and thats why she ends up always getting fucked unconscious lmfao!

However as an alternative to that, I think it's more plausible that due to the fact reader didn't eat shit the night before, didn't eat breakfast and he just fed her another edible that the shit is going to hit extra hard. So instead of using a safeword, after a particular overwhelming orgasm she ends up having a panic attack (panic and paranoia is definitely a side effect if you have too much, or don't have enough on your stomach). So she can't stop crying/shaking as its all just too much, too many feelings all at once.

Sukuna then is like oh fuck, as he recognizes this is crying/shaking is different as he only senses panic/fear. He's not sure exactly whats going on but knows its likely an effect of the drug. I imagine then he would untie you and first try to get you to stop shaking. Sukuna would envelope you in his massive arms, them rubbing over your arms, shoulders and thighs at the pressure points where you were tied to calm your spasming muscles.

Noticing you're still stiff and spasming a lil bit, even though you calmed enough to pass out, he wraps you in a blanket and calls Uruame to prepare you both a bath. (Ignoring the slightly questioning look Uruame gives him).

Then he just sits in there with you, with you sleep and hes holding you in his lap making sure you dont drown. Also thinking about how much trouble you are while he feels your muscles finally relax.

When you wake up, you've still high (you really need to eat some food soon lol) but now you have the giggles and you think its cute Sukuna has you in the bath. He does have some fruit he had Uruame cut up for you he forces you to eat fihwfhvwfhhfscfc. You say you can't (lies) so he will feed it to you jkdhsajshdgaj.

Then you tease him for cumming in you so much again (cause he did not pull out at all with you all tied up and breedable).

Plus some more fluffyness, with maybeee you saying you feel really empty now and you ending up cockwarming him (not full smut).

IDKKKK those were just my thots lol

tysm for the kind words pookies! im so happy you like my writing as i always spend so much time working on these longer fics, editing and re-editing, etc. appreciate you sm for loving the details as its my favorite part writing about their personalities and build up to the smut. (honestly the smut is what takes me the longest hvsfhvsdjvdfhk i have like 5 stories, all written out except for smut scenes in my drafts LOL).

hope you have a good day babes!

[kaixserzz]

HI MAAARR, IT'S BEEN A WHILE! heard you're taking requests for blue lock now, and if it's not too much, may i request a fluffy scenario of reader braiding chigiri's hair? thanks mar, xoxo! 😚

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OH MY GODH FLUFF!! HII!! ITS REALLY HAS BEEN A WHILE!! and omg?? blue lock request!?!? frim you!?!?! sobs tyyy!! your my first resqyest <33 ALSO THIS. PROMPT... AAAAA !!! I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS,, FINALLY POSTING AGAIN LOL

chigiri treats his hair akin to how a worshipper treats a sacred temple. he uses the bathroom far longer than you, uses more hair products than you, and has more patient when it comes to beauty care more than you.

and honestly? you can't even get mad.

his hair is amazing. stunningly beautiful, silky smooth, and flows oh so naturally through the wind as he runs across the field. when his hair flips whilst he jumps, it moves so fluidly behind him, almost every move he does was cinematic. hell, even the hairs that stuck on his forehead and cheeks from the sweat looked so pretty on him, framing his face and completing the striking canvas of a masterpiece that is hyoma chigiri.

no one is ever permitted to touch his hair. why would he? as long it was his hands alone, not a single soul can touch his hair. so when chigiri asked you, his dearest lover, to braid his hair, you were quite stunned.

you blink, staring at him dumbly. "did i hear that right?" turning off your phone and turning to look at him, you saw how his eyes softened at your question. how the corners of his eyes crinkle as he smiles at your disbelief.

he couldn't help but chuckle at your reaction, holding a brush, and a small pouch of hair ties in his hands. "yes. i'm asking if my lovely significant other would like to braid my hair." then he let out a long, dramatic sigh as he turns himself to leave, faking a sniffle and a tear, "but i suppose my lover doesn't want to—"

"hey wAIT—" chigiri bites his bottom lip to suppress his laughter, watching you hop off the couch hurriedly and tripping over nothing. "i didn't say shit! i wanna braid your hair!" you whined, throwing yourself onto chigiri and wrapping your arms from behind him. you lay your chin onto his shoulder and pouted at your teasing boyfriend. "can i braid your hair? please say yes! please please please? pretty please-?"

a laugh put a stop to your whining, a laugh that you loved to hear. suddenly, your heart was in your throat, your arms tightening ever so slightly around him as you buried your face into his neck, the tips of your ears burning.

chigiri finds it so cute how you're so smitten with him. he could always see you staring at him, or his hair, and how your hand twitches. probably itches to rake your hand through his hair, to touch it and play with it. you almost adore his hair more than he does. should he be jealous?

"fine, fine, you can braid my hair." chigiri finds himself laughing again, seeing you cheer as if you'd score a goal on your own. god, you were too cute for your own good, his heart couldn't take it.

and you were living the dream. finally, your boyfriend has given you the liberty to braid his hair. to touch it without consequences. perfect! you've been training for this day, and you will not mess it up.

you've paid immense attention to how he usually braids his hair, accumulating it with the style you've had in your mind for ages. so, after sitting him down on the floor with a pillow to sit on, you got to work.

he could feel how careful you were with your fingers, twisting and separating strands of his hair, making sure you don't tug too hard on his scalp and braiding them just how he likes it. the details you notice, and the amount of consideration you put into everything you do for him always makes his heart want to burst. and hearing you get excited over such trivial things, like braiding his hair, makes him fall in love with you all over again.

"there, all done!" chigiri smiles at the mirror you've given him, humming in thought. "so, do you like it? i think i've watched you braid your hair too much, but i'm not sure if i did it right... is it comfortable—"

chigiri never trusts anyone when it comes to his hair, but of course, he could always trust you to take care of him. putting down the handheld mirror, he pulled you by the collar and kissed you on the cheek, his hand caressing the back of your neck.

"i love it, thank you so much, love."

- ̥۪͙۪˚┊❛❛ If you like this a lot, consider reblogging! I'll appreciate it very very much! Don't repost and/or translate my work anywhere. ❜❜ ┊˚ ̥۪͙۪◌

[amberjazmyn]

dr spencer reid one-shot

𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓮 - instagram

𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 - legit none, just some fluffy couple instagram posts

𝓭𝓮𝓼𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 - a series of instagram posts from users drsreid and yourusername.

𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓻'𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓮 - i just wanted to get another chapter out so i thought this would be a cute idea but if anyone has any ideas, please let me know as i am struggling to come up with original ideas rather than recycling older chapters. 

part two masterlist

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drsreid mmm she's tasty but she isn't for public tasting 👅

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yourusername reid's gone rouge y'all!  

drsreid yourusername you like it!

derekmorgan pretty boy, there are children who browse your instagram but, what does y.n taste like, i'm curious?

yourusername derekmorgan apparently i taste like strawberry cheesecake but i disagree 

penelopegarcia kinky bitch you 

aaronhotchner i thought we had something reid but, i see why you cheated on me with y.n 

drsreid aaronhotchner i'm sorry bro, i'm sure we could do something on the side tho as i think jj and y.n have some kinky shit going on too if that's your thing...

ashleyseaver ummm, mom, was i supposed to see this? 

yourusername ashleyseaver no, i am so sorry to have to witness your dad going rouge, dear daughter 

davidrossi the comment section on spencer's instagram is always dysfunctional and i am here for it 

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yourusername getting henry cuddles is the best remedy for all sickness and sadness! thank you for visiting us jenniferj spencer and i have missed you three so much and we loved our surprise <3 

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jenniferj henry loved catching up with her godparents <3

drsreid henry is so freaking cute! can we have one, please? 

yourusername drsreid umm, hell yeah! let's go and do it right now! 

derekmorgan henry is gorgeous! he's gotten so big already! 

penelopegarcia omg henry has gotten so big i'm going to cry! 

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yourusername hey, pretty boy, should we get married drsreid?

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drsreid all i'm gonna say is that i'll be a wreck the entire day!

derekmorgan hold up, pause, what the hell?!

aaronhotchner hold the phone? what?

penelopegarcia i'm gonna cry, are you guys serious?!

jenniferj it's happening, stay calm everybody!

ashleyseaver omg what?!

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drsreid y.n y.m.n y.l.n you are the love of my life and my soulmate. 

you are the one person that i've loved like this. i am in love with you so much that i think half of my brain is actually just images of you and the future we're going to have together. you are my favourite person in the entire world and the best distraction when my mind gets too busy. you always know how to make me happy and laugh. but you still remind me that i don't have to be happy all the time. you always remind me that i can cry, get anxious, get scared, etc. you never force me to always be one thing or feel one thing all the time. i knew the day i first met you that i was going to fall in love with you and one day marry you. you take care of me in your own way and it's now the only way i know how to be taken care of. you have your own special way of calming me down, treating me, loving me and it's the perfect way for me and just me. i love the way your eyes and nose crinkle up when you smile or have a laughing fit. i love how you are so good at your job as a federal agent. i love the way you pull your hair back with one of the many colourful claw clips that you have an extensive collection of. i love how you try to blow strands of hair from your face when i mess it up on purpose. i love how you distract me when we're supposed to be working a case. i love how, even though you find it difficult at first, you always maintain eye contact when you're in conversation with somebody. i love how kind you always are to everyone, no matter if they were rude or if they were nice. i love how positive you are. i love how you take care of our godson, henry, i can already see what an amazing mother you'd be to our future children. i love how fearless you are. i love the way you always steal my clothes. i love the way you always wear the same colours that i do even if it's on purpose or unintentionally. i love how you always have to wear one of my own clothing items in your outfit when we're working on a case because it truly does look better on you always. i love the way you always defend me when anyone feels like they need to say that i'm weird like it's something you'd be disgusted by. i love how you aren't embarrassed by the weird things i do. i love how you love me for me. 

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yourusername i love you more spence. you light up my world like nobody else and i cannot wait to marry you, you gorgeous man

derekmorgan you guys were serious. pretty boy and pretty girl are getting married!

aaronhotchner the phone is held and i am shocked.

penelopegarcia you guys were dead serious! i'm so happy!

davidrossi i call dibs on officiating the wedding!

jenniferj called it! congratulations spence and y.n

ashleyseaver i am screaming, crying and throwing up rn

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i'm making a part two. the continuation after this will be the wedding photos, and maybe a small surprise teehee and yes i decided to make one for dr spencer reid

ok ily bye xx

wc; 1094

[polyhexian]

WATCHING AND DREAMING PROMO OBSERVATIONS SPOILERS FOR IT OBVIOUSLY:

that sure is a puppet hand scratching out that glyph. sooomeone has more autonomy than theyre supposed to hmmm

WHAT SONG IS THAT???? IS THAT GOING TO PLAY??? WHAT IS THAT???

MATTY NO

that do be raine in regular clothes getting... un...re...possessed? not puppet form. hmm

PAC MAN

wow holy shit her gloves sure uhhh. those sure do look a lot like belos's huh

fascinating shot of the kids getting dragged into the sky by puppet strings. amity and willow in normal outfits but gus dressed for grom initially had me think oh something with memories perhaps. but i paused and squinted and hunter is in his old golden guard cuirass outfit but he has his new scars+hair. somethign funny happening to them there

WOW okay wow luz REALLY is dressed a hell of a lot like the emperor here. okay. my guess is the collector has them playing some kind of owl house adjacent game like hey lets go back and play through this other story king told me, like, lets do that grom fight luz did, and thats why gus is dressed for grom, or hey what about that fun adventure luz had meeting hunter and saving those palismen, etc and has them poofed into Outfits. and luz is dressed like the emperor because at one point he casts her to play the emperor in a game and she gets a cute little fucked up outfit for it

lmao ghost is so goddamn fluffy in this shot that on my first watch i genuinely was like wait a fucking second did they just reveal hunters wolf palisman in an aside. then i thought wouldnt it be funny if it was camilas. anyway its just ghost but haha wouldnt it be fucking... dope... if hunter and camila both had wolf palismen. nice

inchresting that we see gus with a handful of glyphs. my initial thought is we will see all the kids use glyphs- perhaps the collector makes regular magic not work anymore, but glyph magic is titan magic and it trumps collector magic. they DID go out of their way to set up Gus having more familiarity with glyphs than amity or willow, though, since the illusionists graveyard episode has him using a bunch of ones he took from luz. (even if he runs out and doesnt know how to make more lol, it sets up the idea of him using them). maybe he will be the one to suggest it when the kids are seperated from luz and probably camila. hunter might also be mr no natural magic but hes got a wild magic (titan magic) bird in his chest now and also hes still never used glyphs outside of in hollow mind when they were already in luz's jacket. hmmmmm

EDAAAAAAA full on feral glowy eyes. king too omg... he glowing and fluffed up as much as ghost... i paused on a smear frame first and i thought hed turned into an ESPECIALLY fucked up monster for a second lol

OH FUCK WAIT KING HAS HIS MOUTH OPEN. OPEN MOUTH KING CONFIRMED

there we go, willow with a fire glyph and a new outfit and... someone under her arm. who is that?

to summarize: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ahaaaoootblooded]

ok liveblogging or whatever smash rewatch (ep 3 only) while smashed. you get it right ywwwwwwahoooooo

megan hilty i'd do anything for you by the way

seriously why do they make derek so stupid i never understand that no way he listens to karen and he's like yeah she has a better marilyn you're joking right now

derek's accent dayummmmm

the sudden cuts in the first few episodes are hilariously bad why didn't they keep it man the awkward silences were gold

this website i'm watching it one is slow as hell

gonna kms if this buffering website makes me skip over a scene that has tom in it i will never forgive it

EWWW MICHAEL EWW WEWEWEEWWWWW

omg bruno mars music mention listen to silk sonic guysss please

ughh michael no way derek watched this-- actually no you know what with his shit taste i can absolutely believe he looked at michael and was like yeah i need this guy in my musical. the hell

ugh i forgot his last name is swift of all things

TOMMM TOM TOM TOM TOM LEVITT I LOVE YOU TOM

YEHEEEEE TOM

I LOVE YOU TOMMMM TOMMM TOM TOMTOMOTMMTMTM

HIS FACE WHEN JULIA SAYS SHE SAYS SHE LIKES DEREK TOM I WOULD KILL PEOPLE FOR YOU

his eyes are so fucking blue

forgot how weird it is to me sometimes when cborles hair is flat-ish and not fluffy. not to say i hate tom's hair like sometimes i love when it dose the bouncy thing but i like the fluffy hair more

mikeyy swift has a wife and kids michaelll you stupid cunt. and you too julia YOU BACKSTABBING BITCH

omg it's the kid whos annoying from community

i don't get ellis' charcter. like i can't get mad at him it's just confusing to me

julia i literally don't like you.

misster and mrs smith merely the folks next sdoor

strawberry ran out man plum tastes like shit

hey in my fucking country 200 dollars a week is a lot karen

omg derekkkkk. you're accent is so lovely

GANDA NIYONG DALAWA DIBA like not as a ship i feel nothing pero seperately like you're both gorgeous to me

ok i take back feeling nothing toward ellis i'm pissed he took julia's note book but also naiinisan ako kay julia so i can't be entirely angry at him yan nga lang kasi

what the hell am i watching

tf why are you showing us michael and his family and friends and kids that just makes me more angry about him and julia and the whole thing. frank deserved better 2023

so funnaaaay this affair was totally avoidable you empty headed fucks

suck my dick don't ask about her family and don't entertain his quesitons you guys are both stupoid

STOP STANDING NEXT TO EACH TOHER

'YOU SMELL GOOD' GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHUT UP BRO

omg eileen and alcohol i haven't reached it yet but i am looking forward to that bartender dilf guy

those earrings look like shit

mahal kaya ng 50 dollars dito limang libo yan dito ah

TOMMM TOMTOMOTMMTMTOMMM I LOVE OYUUU

I TLOVE YOU TOM

YOU'RE SO CUTE TOMMM I LOVE YOU TOM YOU'RE SOO OSO OSO SO SO O CUTE

oh hes angry!!!! angry face

hehehehehe

stfu julia you know nothing about goodf decisions

OF COURSE YOU'D SAY PEOPLE JUST SLEEP TOGETHER IN THIS BUSINESS AND DON'T JUDGE YOU CHEATER. CHEATER

ok not gonna lie she looks decent with this outfit for once

i truly genuinesly don't give a shit about this rivalry going on between julia and ellis. seriously

idk ellis actor giving cunt. like by that i mean he's being a cunt and i mean that in a good way

hadc to answer a time pressure survery in the middle of watching i am so sorry to the students receiving my paper its[' probably fucked up and wrong in grammar and answers soo sorry

what the hell is this country song. listen it's not that i don't like country i like some but this is just sad

i'km not american or rednecked (whatever that means i still don't get it actually) so i have no fjcking ida what shes one about right now

love you ivy lynnnnnn i mean you're mean to kayn but i'dstill treat you right personally

stove my ass derek i'dve brought her home the second she asked girl

boyl an eig that accent tho

MEGAN HILTY YOUR SMILE LIGHTS UP THE ROOM

TOMMMM HI TOMM SMILEYS WILDE

SING SOME MORE HEHEHEHEHEEE

wish he had a lrgit duet with megan hilty

sorry to debra messing but i would've actually died if he did the right regrtets but wiht megan hilty

Tom you're so pretty i love you tom tommm tomtomtomotomtmmm

tom you're SO GYAUYYYY GAYYY YGAY GAY YOU QUEER YOU'RE SUCH A QUEER

GAY AS HELL

TOMMMMM MOTMO TMMOTOTMMTMMM

THE GASP HIS GASP GUYSYSSS\

toms eyes rolling to the back ofhis head iilwlmm gonna die

bruh i would never. fuck yo guys i'm would never cheat on frank brin d'arcy james chemistry teacher singer. never ever ever

WAIT I CAN PLUG THE WAIITIIITI

https://www.tumblr.com/ahaaaoootblooded/712838762060775424/have-you-listened-to-brian-darcy-james-singing?source=share guys listen to that thanks its the right regrest by brian darcy hames

karens generally meh to me but that's real i'd kill to be a chorus oerson on broadway even once that'd killl\

i don't understand what the ywant me to feel like karen like seriously\

so funny to me when we never ever see thiese friends of karen ever so funny man

ok i hate michaerl but not gonna lie mr and mrs smith is ok actully. not groundbreaking but it'sgood to me

LOVE YOU MEGAN HILLTYYYY LOVE YOUUUU

lol the joe dimagio outfit i don't know what joe actually looks like btw but so hilarious to me in the polay

OMMGMMGMMGMGM BRIAN DARCY FEATURE I LOVE YOU D'ARCYYYYY LOVE YOPUUU

julia you're so annoying

BRIAN I LOVE OYUUUU

FRANK FROM NBC SMASH I LOVE YOUUUUU

TOMMMM I VLOE PYJUIUYUTUOSDFUOIADUFOAJSDOIASOIJ

TOMMMM I LOVE YOU TOM I SERIOUSLY NEED YOU

omg he knows hes watching that recording knowing things

HI BRIAN DARCY JAMESSS AGAIN

love you megannnn love your voice

so 2011 ivy what are you wearing

UGH DON'T LOOK AT EAHCH OTHER YOU"RE RECORDING AND JULIA HAS A WIFE AND KIDS

ok thats okk

[thelovelybitten]

vera's first watch of south park - season one

okay since stendy has taken over my life, I wanted to watch all 26 seasons of south park just for fun (and get more depth on the characters), so here's a little blurb on how season 1 went.

EPISODE 1:

oh my god the first episode is the fucking anal probe... the one clip I saw on tiktok disturbed me a little but that's the vulgarity of it all

KICK THE BABY

YOU'RE TELLING ME SINCE THE FIRST EPISODE STENDY WAS MENTIONED ?!?!?@?#??#! THE LITTLE LOVEY DOVEY STAN IS IN THE FIRST EPISODE ?????? DECEASED

STAN THROWS UP WHEN HE SEES HER WHAT this is new knowledge to ME it's so gross yet so cute LMAO

wendy giving him the note and the meeting at the pond... KYLE WAS IN HIS ANGRY ARC

my trio doing the damn thing stendyle FOREVER !!

"when do I get to make sweet love?" STAN RELAXXXX

kyle popping the FUCK OFF at the aliens as he should

I'm crying at stendy he vomits on her and her immediate reaction is "LOOK, A FRENCH FRY?" please they are so CUTE

EPISODE 2:

OH WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE IT'S THE EPISODE WHERE WENDY AND CARTMAN FIGHT FOR THE WINNER OF THE PAPER WRITING CONTEST

it's the way I know exactly what kenny is talking abt PLEASE

"hey, stop defending your little girlfriend for writing about some stupid fish" SO THEY'RE DATING NOW??????? stendy has been canon since the beginning?!@?!?#?$ HOW ARE THEY NOT POPULAR IN THE FANDOM

STAN DEFENDING WENDY <3

CLYDE AND BEBE OMG THEY ARE SO CUTE GSJSKBKG

uhm... i don't know how to feel abt this racist stuff, wouldn't fly in this modern-day timeline it's uncomfortable to watch tbh. Will have to get used to it

miss wendy GIRL DON'T GET CAUGHT

omg the TikTok MEME THAT MADE ME FALL IN LOVE W THEM GDNGKJNSNGJKGNKNK

the quote for my otp tag: I can't do it alone

stan in his simp era as HE SHOULD

stan and wendy in their duo arc they slayed

DOES KENNY GET KILLED IN EVERY EPISODE ???? that makes me sad

EPISODE 3:

it's stan being soft with animals for me <3 he's so SWEET my fave boy

kenny chugging gasoline???? my unhinged son

kenny popping AWF killing things

stan wanting to be a man like kenny BABY BOY YOU ARE PERFECT THE WAY YOU ARE SBGKJBS

so they do kill kenny in every episode.... weird dunk

chef making me CRINGE PLEASE

stan killing Scuzzlebutt iconic

EPISODE 4:

SPARKY is STAN'S DOG SJNKGSKNSK SO CUTE

wait is this is where the hc of stan being the high school quarterback comes from ??? so iconic

omg INFLATE STAN'S EGO PLEASE very king shit of him

as a bisexual... this is a little much :l

sensitive but i'll get over it

kyle filling for stan so style of them

why are Y'ALL KILLIN KENNY I hate it here

stan slowly becoming an ALLY

stan carrying the show as he fucking should that's my mf son right there

EPISODE 5:

not STAN GETTING BEAT BY SHELLY??? Is that her name??? Idk his big sister i don’t want a HAIR on his head touched

Kyle baby boy i love you but WHERE THE FUCK DID U GET AN ELEPHANT

Oh so Kyle’s the smartest kid at school ugh i love my brainiac son u EAT THESE BITCHES upppppp

Mr. Garrison common L

Shelly is AWFUL OMG

I love how stan gets launched and Kyle is just. Hey bestie we going to do this shit u better come

Cartman & fluffy is very wholesome (very rare that i like cartman, don’t count on it)

DON’T POKE STAN

Oh y’all be cloning stan ihy

Oh my god u can’t be serious is this actually gonna happen SKBSBGJS

Elton John ate

Mutant!Stan is a freak of nature :/

WHEN KENNY WENT IN THE MICROWAVE I WHEEZED HE’S SO CUTE LMAOO

Shelly redeemed herself for half a second and now she’s back on my hit list of “characters i cannot trust with Stanley Marsh”

EPISODE 6:

Oh lord we in for a wild one aren’t we

Not Stan’s grandpa wanting to unalive :(

KYLE AND IKE MY FAVOURITE SILBLINGSSSSS they’re so cute watching tv

I'm w kyle's mom on this, TF is terrance & Philip it's LAME

kyle's mom snitching kinda iconic tho

KENNY NOT THE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA pls

EYE. STAN pls not this question

KYLE DON'T FEED THIS IDEA NGJKSNGSLGD

EPISODE 7:

kenny in his zombie era

OMG STAN AS RAGGEDY ANNE OMG

omg wendy as chewbacca

not wendy roasting stan pls they're chaotic

common cartman L with his costume

kenny falling to pieces fdsjngnsdkgjks

kyle being the solar system HOW WHOLESOME

wenSLAY AS THE WINNER AS SHE SHOULD

NOT THEM ALL SHAMING STAN

stendy's first fight :((((((((

CLYDE DON'T EAT BEBE

stan eating cartman up that's my fucking son

wendy being a good samaritan

shit stendy fight part two

NO WENDY GETS ZOMBIEFIED FJNDKJNFSDKNSK

is this a reference to the triple K ??? wtf this is fucked

chef W this ep pls kick cartman's ass

candy >>>>> everything else

period Michael Jackson ref

NO DON'T KILL WENDY STANLEY FUCKING DON'T YOU LOVE HER

"don't worry babe, everything is gonna be okay" KILL ME SJKBGJBKGSBK THEY ARE SO CUTE

stan this does not excuse u for wanting wendy to die tho... not proud of u

EPISODE 8:

omg I saw a bit of this on tiktok too

tHE AMOUNT OF CHESSY POOFS RELAX

kyle smelling kenny jbwejgbjkgbjkg please

wendy <3 my angel baby cake eat cartman up

the fuck did I just watch... whack ass turkeys

starvin' marvin ??? tf

'bad starvin' marvin THAT'S A BAD STARVIN' MARVIN'

OMG NOT THEM GRABBING CARTMAN DSBSDGBKJGDSBDSBK so slay marvin so slay

cartman finding the motherload of snacks alr I'll give the W

kenny doesn't deserve this shit save my mf son

EPISODE 9:

omg is this a CHRISTMAS SPECIAL?!?!??!?! OMG SO CUTE

stan IN HIS NARRATOR ARC

WENDY AS VIRGIN MARY BNJFJKFDNJDNJ I'M DEAD

KYLE DOING THE DAMN THING

KENNY THE ANGEL <33333333

omg stan and wendy catching snowflakes on their tongues :')))))) that's wholesome as FUCK

kyle's musical number !!!!!! where's the album sir ??? the vocals are FIRE

NO NOT IKE ON FIRE

MR.HANKEY IS A PIECE OF LITERAL SHIT....

CARTMAN FINDING A VIBRATOR... PLS

this is where ‘Kyle’s mom’s a bitch’ originates ?? not gonna lie cartman ate that tbh

MR MACKEY <3 m’kay man reigns supreme

not y’all setting up Kenny :/

oh he’s okay thank god

KENNY SPINNING AT THE BEGINNING OF THE PLAY DFNJNJDVFKVDJFKNKNJ HE IS BABIE

stendy in three frames it must be so

something…feels…unfinished…. Y’all rly gonna kill my son before the end of the episode FUCK YALL FR

I manifested Kenny not dying period

EPISODE 10:

it’s cartman’s bday ok this is gonna be FUCKING WHACK

Damien a spawn of Satan fr

Kenny the platypus ! <3

not satan being real :/

Mr mackey slayage AGAIN <3

common cartman L DON'T TOUCH MY SON KYLE JSJKGKJBKJSG

EPISODE 11:

god my throat hurts so bad KMS

STENDY INTERACTION I'M WINNING

wendy being wholesome and cartman being an ass... weird dunk

stan at least being supportive

OMG WAIT THIS IS THE EP WHERE WENDY IS IN HER PSYCHO ERA BC STAN IS A SIMP :'(

omg the main four are in their simp era

NOT STAN PUKING THE BETRAYAL

wendy :((((( stan is DELUSIONAL DW DW

stanley u SHUT UR DAMN MOUTH

wendy being sad is NOT MY FAVE

I love wendy in her jealous era flame this bitch

NO NOT THE STENDY FLASHBACKS GDJBBJKHDGBJKGDBJKDHBJK KMS

wait they are all of him vomiting LMAOOOOO

Wendy crying is my weakness

GOD DAMN IT i knew SHE WOULD ASK STAN TO DO SOMETHING FOR HER FUCKING BITCHHHH

“DON’T FUCK WITH ME.” WENSLAY AS USUAL. When is she not an icon

Gives miss Ellen a dead animal i love her so much

Jesus Stan being an idiot >:( i love my son but he’s stupid

OMG WENDY IS SO TRUE FOR HER

WAIT MISS ELLEN IS A LESBIAN OKAY A SLAY

Stan…. Ur not a lesbian pls

The BIRKENSTOCKS NDFSNKSFK

Mr.garrison got RIZZ

Bebe & Wendy my fave duo they besties for the resties

WENDY IN HER SANDRA DEE ARC I REPEAT WENDY IS IN HER SANDRA DEE ARC

I am obsessed w this omg

NO NOT MISS ELLEN COMING IN THE SAME OUTFIT this is CRUEL

Bro miss Ellen on my hit list she rizzing up my son and ruining my ship FUCK AWF

Um ???? WE JUST NOT GONNA TALK ABT WENDY’S GMA UNALIVING???? SO TRAUMATIZING FOR LIL WENDY

NO WENDY DON’T GIVE UPPPP

Wendy STOP IT I’M SOBBING i love how selfless she is but it’s also a con

???? NOT THE IRAQI AFTER MISS ELLEN

Stendy reigns again period

WENDY AND BEBE SLAYED

Aw my psycho children i love them <3

EPISODE 12:

KYLE GETTING THE CLOUT as he should <3

Barbra get ur hands off Kyle and don’t yell at stan >:(

Not cartman breaking into kyle’s house ur weird

Lol them just hanging there… weird

The Japanese i love it

Barbra destroying the town ew

Literally wtf is this ep

I’m very lost

Ike AT THE END FDDJJCNDJDJ

EPISODE 13?:

CARTMAN’S TEA PARTY ok this is wholesome

Cartman just wants to know who his dad is aw :’( big relate

My fave kids putting their video of cartman on AFV sjdsncdj

GO KART KENNY :’(

WAIT ONLY THIRTEEN EPS? WERK IG

I made it boys woo thanks for reading this far have a cookie

[autistic-crypt1d]

Warehouse 13 Live Blogging:

Season 4

I'm devastated y'all and I can't remember how much of this they fix 😭

S1, S2, S3

Updates:

- A New Hope

- Myka's first thoughts of loss are of H.G. 😭

- :(

- MY HEART

- YESSSSS

- that doesn't seem good

- An Evil Within

- what the fuuuuck

- Artie, you're not very good at this

- WHAT IS THE EVIL

- holy crap Myka's hair! I've never seen it so fluffy

- I don't understand why they're letting her do this

- why is he doing this to these people.:(

- they could've at least synced up the metronome sound with the actual metronome

- 😭

- Personal Effects

- oh hey that dude is in SGU! Scott!!

- PFFFT that girl's reaction to Jinks being gay

- bro ANOTHER car ad???

- I missed team Jinks and Claudia so much I love this

- that woman's feelings are so valid though

- welp, that cat is outta the bag

- "grumble grumble let's go" XD

- :(

- oh god is he gonna kill himself for his brother

- "shwing" PFFFFT

- welp, there's that pesky downside

- where is H.G.?

- There's Always A Downside

- yeah just a small problem guys *reveals black pulsing veins in his fucking arm*

- damn it Brady

- "I know I do" in sync, so cute

- this Vatican guy is not gonna give up

- ooo did he make an artifact somehow??? Because of his desire??

- No Pain, No Gain

- CARLTON LASSITER?!?!?!

- wtf?!?!?!

- "that's right girl I am the sassy best friend" I love Pete and Myka so much omfg

- SHOO!! SHE'S IN LOVE WITH H.G.!!!

- KAREN VICK!?!?!?

- SORRY WHAT?!?!?!?

- ANOTHER CAR AD?!?!?!?!

- OMFG DID PETE WISH HER INTO BEING PREGNANT?????

- oh wow, the scene where she introduces Claudia to her grandson, CHILLS

- Fractures

- they're all so cute

- oh god the mirror?!??!?! Oh this is so not good

- ah yes, touch the freaky glowing mirror

- oh cringe

- OH CRINGE

- "Artie this is a peppermint pattie" XD

- :(

- Vanessa rocks

- Endless Wonder

- omg that girl is also the replicator girl from SG1!!!

- wtf is the spike doing to help

- Deb is really funny

- bruh introducing her to the warehouse?????

- well said Pete

- uh oh

- aw, a regent, yeah that fits her

- H.G.!!!

- ah crap

- Second Chance

- "which also made him go insane" "super" XD

- thank you Mrs. F YEEAH

- Pete is such a weirdo I love him "I work out to that all the time!" About a MOVIE XD

- he's free!!!!!!

- I'm gonna cry 😭

- Myka you're wasting time!!!

- handcuff him and help Pete!!!

- The Ones You Love

- oooo Jinks and Mrs. F team uppp

- ROOT?!?!?! FROM PERSON OF INTEREST???

- uh oh

- this episode is hilariously chaotic and I love it

- uh oh, Jinks is in a painting, Claudia has a blow torch, Myka's sister has a knife, Artie has a gun, and Pete is radioactive. This can only end well

- try putting it back onto the box!!!!

- Jinks slowly tazing the entire brotherhood is so funny

- what is happeninggggg

- OH SHIT

- oh god oh god oh og is Leena gonna die?!?!?!??!

- oh god she's dead

- GUYS 😭

- We All Fall Down

- oh god Myka is gonna find her, she found Jinks and now she's gonna find Leena too 😭

- "we are not the B team, fool we are the second A team!" XD

- oh fuck

- The Living and the Dead

- SPIKE?!?!?! FROM BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER???

- "they're unbreakable, and rather tangy" XD

- :(

- oh shit

- Parks and Rehabilitation

- "ow! Why am I so delicious to you?" XD

- "I hate this plan, why am I the bait?" Poor Jinxy

- his scream XD

- The Big Snag

- listen idk if this is an unpopular opinion, but I hate noir episodes

- noir dialogue is SO ANNOYING AHHHHH

- The Sky's the Limit

- Jinks being afraid of horses is so funny

- seriously??? The sun roof???

- hey you leave Claudia alone miss

- awww 😭

- "I killed someone I loved, and I don't know what to do about it" "let's talk" 😭 my heart

- Instinct

- H.G. is playing cop now?

- ohhhh that's the F.I.S.H XD

- bruh Myka is pissed H.G. didn't come back to the warehouse with her

- "Abigail ate my banana" XD

- H.G. how could you 😭

- I hate this cop

- Pete with his shirt tucked in is so weird to see

- I don't remember this doctor woman in the slightest but the way she interacts with them is so funny

- Claudia mf Donovan y'all LET'S GOOOO!!!

- their goodbye is heartbreaking 😭 she loves her so much guys

- WHO PLAYS THIS KIND OF MUSIC OVER FRIENDS PARTING??? NO ONE, EXACTLY, THEY'RE IN LOVE

- Runaway

- OOOOOO IS THAT AN EX????

- ah yes, a car can drive through lava

- also, more fucking car ad shit in this episode

- What Matters Most

- oooo Jinks and Abigail team up

- woah wtf Rodge's dialogue is so weird sounding, like, tinny

- what the fuuuuuck

- poor kid :(

- "why do I want vodka?" XD

- oh god ow 😭

- can they adopt him please?

- YAY THEY'RE ADOPTING HIM!!!!

- aw man he's evil??? Noooo 😭

- oh god what's wrong with Myka

- oh no :(

- guys wait there's so much happening rn what

- Lost and Found

- aw man I'm gonna get sad aren't I

- damn it :(

- "check out Bonsey McDead over here!" BRUH XD

- WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!?!?!

- OH SHIT SHE DEAD

- she's not actually tho right? She's like that immortal count dude that saved Myka

- "you know how a ladder works right?" XD

- OH SHIT

- GILES?!?!?!?! FROM BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER???

- the way he hugged her GUYS MY HEART 😭

- All the Time in the World

- man there is a lot going on right now

- oh what the fuck that is some wacky ass filing system

- wtf is happening to Mrs. F

- ow god this is devastating 😭

- OH FUCK HE WAS THE CARETAKER???

- y'all I am officially in the "I either never watched this or don't remember it whatsoever" territory and it's so cool but also so stressful

- The Truth Hurts

- ok so he clearly didn't get the blood from Josh soooo where tf did he get it????

- forehead smooch 😭

- Pete being the parent is so funny

- "so he's immortal, so what? How about we try beheading or- or burning alive. Oh, or we shop him into tiny little bits. Huh? Let's experiment" PFFFFT XD

- oh hell

- THAT'S THE CLIFFHANGER?!?!?!?

Season 5

[kosi-annec]

[HAIKYUU!!] Season 3 episode 6

Eyo flashback? GSAP OMG YOUNGER 3RD YEAR TRIO! Aww they were all so nervous that's so cute. Mmmm I don't like how un-energetic the rest of the old team are

God I can't imagine the disappointment they felt when they saw the state of the team... I would've felt so disheartened

"yeah or a dad, you sure you're just a first year?" OMG IT'S CANON LMAO

Awww their love for volleyball was what got them together so they worked together to improve

Idk who this fluffy haired dude is, but he was the hinata of the team 100%, like look at that enthusiasm

"and then miagi prefecture prelims" aaand here comes the sadness

HOL UP IS THAT THE SAME OLD GUY IN RED CAP??? holy shit he really is an og

I bet that fluffy haired guy is watching karasuno right now, and i bet he's damn happy that it didn't take 'distant future'

Back to present, COME ON CROWS! Break the tie and claim this set! YES USE EVERYTHING YOU'VE LEARNED!!

21-21 oh come on, TAKE THE LEAD GUYS

Yeah kage ain't doing a dump- AYO SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA! Hinata too fast for your puny eyes to catch!

"these guys are machines" omg who was that LMAO

That was the WRONG thing to say tadashi, abort abort! Oop nevermind he can't abort, he's on the field lol

"this jerk's been practicing with fukurodani's setter!? makes me.. kinda jealous!" Lol ofc you would kage

Come on tadashi, show em wat you're made of! Why's he all the way over there?? OH? AYO!? Goddamn, tsuki and kage be holding out on us. Also good serve tadashi!

Yeah what tanaka said, unleash it! WTF?? Ok but that spiking animation for ushi was so smooth holy shit, like that push of perspective with anatomy??

Hinata stop yelling you're supposed to be resting. SHIT TSUKI NO- Oh thank god he saved it, good job tsuki

Oh shit right, shiratorizawa is used to more than 4 set matches, but this is new to the crows, so some of em might start reaching their limit...

"you creep me out when you apologize, I don't accept it" lmao classic tsuki

So their other pinch server is a tanka lookin guy got it- HEY THAT'S TADASHI'S THING!!

Wha- omg he did a tap instead of a spike?? Guess ushi ain't against those either

Uhhh.. someone check up on kage's sanity, like i understand your sentiment, but chill out dude..

You don't sound good kage, i think you should take Suga's offer on this man..

Ah shit, ushi's serving- wait it hit the net, OMG THAT WAS INTENTIONAL. Ngl I don't see how this is sheer power, mr shiratorizawa coach, this is more skill if anything

HHHH COME ON CROWS PLEASE DON'T LET THEM GET THIS POINT

YES THAT'S OUR GUARDIAN! COME KN CROWS! YES GOOD JOB TSUKI n KAGE

Omg both of u stop it and chill out, less bickering more conserving jesus

Lmao everyone just going "who tf?"

Wait i think this is the first time I've heard hinata call kage 'crapy-yama' in like, a while

"I'll hit any sucky ass sets you send my way" "the only sucky ass thing around here is you" LMAO THIS SCENE

Sugamama on field! Yesss someone on the team that isn't fuckin exhausted, nice call suga

OOOH kage serving, hopefully he ain't gonna fall apart this at this moment.. NICE SERVE!

HOLY SHIT how they animated hinata zooming around?? Oh shit it's short- WAIT OMG HE HIT IT, HE SAVED THE SET LET'S GOOO

Jesus hinata stop being adorable, kage how cold are you to be immune to this ray of sunshine??

[just-some-random-blogger]

can i have a fluff where the reader realizes that morpheus has turned into a cat (because he likes to adopt that form from time to time in his room) and instead of freaking out like he expected, she immediately cuddles up to him because she's a cat lover and she starts hugging and kissing him, plus if she also gives him the nickname of meowpheus

Please?

Hello There!

Dream of the Endless x Reader

Summary: "I LOVE CATS" -you (also me)

Word Count: >700

Warnings: kitty meow meow dream (real), touch deprived!dream, gender neutral!reader, fluff, typos, etc.

A/N: MEOWPHEUS T_T omg that's so cute <3 thank you for this req. i did change a detail tho, i hope you like it still <3 also i totally agree that if dream where a cat, he'd be a big mainecoon 10000% Tagging: @pinksirensong @deniixlovezelda @shadow-pancake9

"You do know instead of spying on like a creep-"

"I'm not spying, I am observing."

"... like a creep! You could just go and-"

Matthew croaks from the top of the signage when the door flies open.

I huff as I throw my trash into the dumpster. I then look out into the damp street, glistening under the shine of the streetlights. I call out to the kitties I usually feed at this time, though I knew they probably wouldn't come, cause it had just rained a few moments ago.

But then, I spot the large cat, walking over to me with purpose.

"Great Scott, you are a big one!" I gasp.

The black cat is unfazed, continuing to walk over.

"You hungry, kitty cat?" I bend down slightly, trying to see if the kitty had a collar, but to no avail. I half expect the cat to meow at me. No, there was only silence.

There was something oddly familiar about this cat, perhaps the cutie belongs to my neighbor? Nah... that's not it. I just couldn't put my finger on it.

Matthew watches from the signage on the other side of the street, wondering why Dream hasn't spoken yet, but then again, this is the first time he's come in his cat form. Maybe he's got sense not to freak the living ghost out of-

I squeal, making the black cat reel back. I crouch to my knees, "shit, sorry, you're just so fluffy and cute. GAH!" I sigh, slowly coming over to the creature, "you must be super hungry."

I reach out to the feline, to my surprise, I am met with a cheek rubbing against my hand. My heart explodes at the cuteness, "okay, okay, gimme a sec."

Dream watches his lover run into the back door.

"Here!" I say once I come back out with a can of opened cat food. I put the object down, crouching a few feet away from the feline. The kitty walks over to me in caution, sniffing at the food before reeling back and looking at me in disgust.

I scoff, "tough crowd. You must be a prissy house cat," I get to my feet, "no matter, the strays will come and eat this if you don't want to."

A shiver runs down my spine when I think I hear a voice whisper out 'you are a kind soul'.

I shake my body, "weird."

The black cat sits and observes me as I call out for the stray cats.

The next moment, they are upon me, meowing for food, rubbing against my leg for cuddles.

"Hello there, cuties!" I say, as three cats swarm over, eagerly heading for the food.

I bring out two more cans of cat food and pour out some kibble on the street for them as well. At one point, there are a total of six cats in front of me. The black furred cat only watches the 5 when they eat. I make a face at the creature, "how very cat of you."

For a moment, there is only the sound of cats eating.

Much like her ritual, a kitty, I called Ruby, comes up to me after eating and rubs against my leg. I coo and pick her up, offering some cuddles to her, uncaring that she was a stray, "hey there, pretty girl. I'm glad you came to pay your dues."

I look out to the cats, "y'all, take notes!"

The next moment, I hear a deep meow, laced with purrs, and I turn down and see the black cat staring up at me with wide, blue eyes.

I snort, putting Ruby down, narrowing my eyes at the seemingly jealous kitty, scratching lightly at my pants. I crouch next to it, "you just wanted cuddles, now, did you?"

The cat stands, pressing paws on my shoulder, rubbing their head against my face, taking me off-guard. I nearly fall on my butt when I reel back. A string of giggles leave my lips, "okay, okay, I get it!"

I gather the kitty into my arms with a grunt. He is so large that it actually takes some strength to carry him. I huff, "what a big, healthy boy!"

I squeeze him tighter into my arms, both because he was so fluffy and soft, and because I was afraid I might drop him.

His purrs are so deep and loud, I can feel them echoing in my body.

"You know... you kind of remind me of my boyfriend," I casually say.

A genius thought comes into my mind.

"I'll call your Morpheus!" I smile, "MEOWPHEUS!" I cheer, rocking him in my arms, "HOMAYGOSH, I cannot wait to show you to him!"

[faye-writes-stuff]

hey popping in to ask for a little platonic ask (if youd like to do it feel free to ignore if no ) maybe wilbur quackity and techno with a reader whose like a younger sibling to them

again no pressure :)

WHY DID TUMBLR HIDE THIS ASK FROM ME

THIS IS SO CUTE OMG

okokokok quick little something :DDD

HEHEHHEHE

c!Quackity-

Bro is literally the most fun brother ever

he would no doubt wake you up in the middle of the night to go do some cracked up shit

"y/n, y/n wake up" "wha- Q why are you standing on a chair in my room??" "because i said so, now get dressed were going to get frosties"

if your taller than him he will constantly harass you into doing things for him

if your shorter, well good luck to you my friend he will never let you live that down

when needed he can be serious, and helpful with problems

would absolutely kill for you

like seriously, if people pick on you, they are gone within the week

as much as he does jokingly, he would sing softly to help you sleep

deffo gonna buy you things that remind him of you, lie one minute you'll be minding your own business and the next you have a fluffy potato plushy thrown at your skull

"Quackity, why have you thrown this at me?" "because your a couch potato :D" "wtf" c!Technoblade-

so so awkward

don't get me wrong, he would be a great brother, he's just incredibly awkward

but like he would teach you to fight and stuff

so if he's not there to protect you, you can protect yourself

definitely the most protective brother

he's good at helping you sleep

with him there

insomnia begone

he will tell you greek mythology stories till you fall asleep

he is always prepared to defend and or back you up

either that or laugh at whatever dumb situation you have gotten yourself into

"sooooooo" "what did you do" "Tech, why do you always assume i have done something?" "because I know that look, that's your 'i done goofed' face" "damn it"

never had you thought you would hear the Technoblade say 'I done goofed' in your life but here you are.

10/10 protective, has and will kill people for you

very smart and helpful with homework overall all of them goodish big brothers :)