#this is satire i promise

[peri-fairywinkle-cosma]

masterpeace. :)

[yumiiwoomy]

I’m so sorry

[veggiefritterz]

OH MY GOD. There is a MASSIVE problem with Dayshift At Freddy's.

Sources have just informed me that not only did a CHILD die, but YOU, the PLAYER, can help kill a total of ten children. This is so fucked guys. This is literally so fucked, what the hell what the fuck what the balls, this is so grotesque, oh my gort, cancel it, stop it. Stop it. You can't play DS*F anymore. There's murder, which is literally ILLEGAL.

[captinracoon]

“oh marina will be the villian!” “or maybe acht..” “Oh- what about commander tartar”

Your all wrong

PEARL BOT😡

[bubbleteaop]

Fuse Man x Ignis Frost

WTH was I back then when I drew that crack ship back at early 2023?! 💀

Also I redesigned my Fuse Man headcanon design btw.

@ministar100

[me4ttzar]

is it true that nick and blixa were in a devoted polyamorous relationship?

very

[jeffreymeowmont]

my mode? depeche. my twins? cocteau. my nails? nine inch. my tv? psychic. my cabaret? voltaire. my coil? mortal. my switchblade? strawberry. my cell? soft. my talk? talk. my gristle? throbbing.

[bixels]

I watched Starship Troopers tonight.

[rattfish]

thinking about how it makes jotaro so much more of an interesting character to read him as a closeted gay man

like this isn't even me going ha ha jojo is gay i genuinely think that a queer subtextual reading of him makes a lot of his actions make sense for the series. think about it. there's the obvious stuff like him showing literally no interest in any female character for the entire part, but let's lay it out like this.

he's a man of the 1980s, where being gay isn't widely accepted, and would lead to ridicule and harassment, especially in a conservative society like japan. he tries to push away his feelings, so he becomes a hypermasculine man, consciously or subconsciously believing that becoming more of a man will save him from anyone ever even suspecting that he could be anything other than straight. so, he makes it through high school isolating himself from everyone just so that it isn't suspicious that he doesn't like any of the many girls that follow him around. and then he gets married, and he has a kid, but it's still not right so he distances himself on these long trips away from home and eventually it's just all too much for a wife that realizes her husband who can't love her in the way that a husband should, and they get divorced.

jotaro kujo is a gay man like many of the 1980s who fell into hypermasculinity and lived a lie all for it to come back to him as the biggest lie he ever told, severing a relationship from even his own daughter.

but of course this is all 100% jokes, satire, comedy, in minecraft, and not real

[dawnbreaaker]

FNaF Movie Spoilers

I'm sorry but I've gotta say something

'Bonnie is the most agressive' no the fuck he isn't, have you SEEN the cupcake??

I swear cupcake got more screen time absolutely mauling someone compared to the animatronics.

This basic dessert absolutely ate. Literally and metaphorically.

[beiph]

Guys, new art challenge just dropped 😍😍

[hhoneycloves]

Guys 💥 I am the jashfandom's most fervent anti-jashshipper ‼️ Jashshipping 🚫 is a sin 🤬 and god 🙏 will smite you down ⚡️✊️ if you 🫵 so much as breathe 🌬 the word "eclipse" ☀️🌙 in my presence 🗣🗣🗣

*opens up my liked tumblr posts in front of you*

*its all jashshipping content*

YOU DIDNT SEE THAT. LISTEN TO ME. MOST FERVENT ANTI-JASHSHIPPER. FOR REAL. HEY. HEY. WAIT. *jingling keys at you*

[lesbiangabrielultrakill]

Hey booktok! 😂 I just wanted to know how much spice 🌶️✨ is in this movie! 😳

[donald-trump-official]

GuiltyAsFuck.com

[hirazuki]

I'll tend to the flame, you can worship the ashes. - The Longest Johns

I want everyone to know that this is entirely @ruiniel's fault for consistently throwing both lovely songs and lovely art/writing/thoughts on my dash ♡

[half-developed-frontal-lobe]

NEW S14 VENTURE SKIN LEAK?

"That's what it will sound like when you actually get to see it."