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masterpeace. :)
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OH MY GOD. There is a MASSIVE problem with Dayshift At Freddy's.
Sources have just informed me that not only did a CHILD die, but YOU, the PLAYER, can help kill a total of ten children. This is so fucked guys. This is literally so fucked, what the hell what the fuck what the balls, this is so grotesque, oh my gort, cancel it, stop it. Stop it. You can't play DS*F anymore. There's murder, which is literally ILLEGAL.
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“oh marina will be the villian!” “or maybe acht..” “Oh- what about commander tartar”
Your all wrong
PEARL BOT😡
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is it true that nick and blixa were in a devoted polyamorous relationship?
very
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my mode? depeche. my twins? cocteau. my nails? nine inch. my tv? psychic. my cabaret? voltaire. my coil? mortal. my switchblade? strawberry. my cell? soft. my talk? talk. my gristle? throbbing.
#this is satire i promise i couldn't not make this joke#depeche mode#cocteau twins#nine inch nails#psychic tv#throbbing gristle#cabaret voltaire#strawberry switchblade#talk talk#soft cell#this mortal coil#music
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I watched Starship Troopers tonight.
#personal#dumb#my art#immediately after finishing i was pumped to watch some analysis vids on it#cuz i heard a lot of the drama about the original author being a pro military fascist and the director going “fuck that” and making a satir#scrolling through youtube search results was not promising. lots of male film buffs i would Not trust even on a first glance.#“The Critical Drinker” (pfp of a bearded man drinking alcohol) lol.#and then I saw cinemawins did a video on it and was like oh nice i haven't seen his stuff in a while but he's a pretty leftist creator#scrolled through the comments#second panel face#this sucks i'm outta here.#just leagues and leagues and leagues of anime pfps and right leaning people dogpiling on him for “not understanding what fascism is”#idk it's pretty alien and weird to me watching this movie and going “wow yeah that was pretty obvious huh” like literally the from opening#to the teacher preaching militance and only giving voting rights to “those who serve their nation first and earn it”#and then seeing droves of people online going#WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It's not anti-fascist and even if it was it's#the director's fault for desecrating heinlein's incredible sci-fi epic vision. ermm media literacy is dead.
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FNaF Movie Spoilers
I'm sorry but I've gotta say something
'Bonnie is the most agressive' no the fuck he isn't, have you SEEN the cupcake??
I swear cupcake got more screen time absolutely mauling someone compared to the animatronics.
This basic dessert absolutely ate. Literally and metaphorically.
#fnaf#FNaF#fnaf movie#FNaF movie#Fnaf#FNaF movie spoilers#spoilers#FNaF Cupcake#fnaf cupcake#fnaf chica#bonnie#fnaf bonnie#five nights at freddys#i promise this is satire#cupcake ate#here for the sillies 🥰
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Guys, new art challenge just dropped 😍😍
#art challange#art#draw your ocs#one job#how do you miss#he missed#what the fuck#satire#i repeat#this is a joke#fbi i promise#i dont want to dissappear ):
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Hey booktok! 😂 I just wanted to know how much spice 🌶️✨ is in this movie! 😳
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GuiltyAsFuck.com
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I'll tend to the flame, you can worship the ashes. - The Longest Johns
I want everyone to know that this is entirely @ruiniel's fault for consistently throwing both lovely songs and lovely art/writing/thoughts on my dash ♡
#caranthir#haleth#halenthir#silmarillion#tolkien#my art#IT'S DONE (and so am i lmao)#that's it that's my multipage comic for this decade; looking through old art apparently i do one every ten years or so XD#next art will be happier. i promise.#(this blog is run like an ancient greek theater we alternate tragedy and comedy#with a light peppering of satire ^^)#hira draws tolkien
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close enough, welcome to fortnite red hood.
let me just
there you go, perfect.
#marvel#fortnite#red hood#can you tell im sad i wasnt around for the dc and fort collab#batman#dcu#satire#this is satire i promise im just coping.#why do all the marvel characters get reruns in the shop and no dc characters#please come back#jason todd
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Woah- getting freaky there, huh bud?
#ragrls#ragnar x charles ii#art#shitpost#artists on tumblr#what the flip#imgoingtotouchyou#fanart#I SWEAR ITS SATIRE#i promise
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#digital art#my hero academia#anime#bnha#bnha fanart#hawks#bnha hawks#keigo takami#satire#i promise im normal#totally not obsessed#doodle#mha art#mha#mha hawks#winged hero hawks
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Official post for planning @jasongotdrip and @anonymouscheeses wedding!
Tagging my fellow planners:
@periwinklepookie @daphne-claws
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Have you seen the new BTS carriage scene pics? Soundproof carriage where? 😂😂😂
i haven't! i just tried looking but couldn't find anything? I mean the amount of times nicola and luke told this story i feel like the carriage wasn't soundproof at all and they just wanted to tell a story of how they kissed for ages and conveniently, the carriage was "soundproof"
sluts 
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