#peri rants

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Juices... plural?

oh sHIT

*PROJECTILE VOMITS ONTO DALE*

yknow I always thought magical backup was a really dark concept, so glad A New Wish leaned into that and made it fatal eheheee 💜

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FOP Pirate AU concept

Hazel is the captain of a cargo ship with her friends as her first mates when they're one day invaded by pirates!!!!1!! They're friendly, though?

The pirate ship has Cosmo, Wanda, and Peri, with Jorgen as the captain because he was best suited to the job. Wanda, despite being less powerful than Cosmo, is the second in command, due to her intelligence. Peri however is working his way up in the ranks, and hopes to captain his own ship one day!

These Pirates, instead of stealing treasure, decide to share it with the sailors. And what's the treasure? CANDY!!!!

Dev and Dale have a submarine in this AU because it'd be funny af. Maybe they scare the others and pretend to be a sea monster!

Anti-Cosmo is the captain of a British colonizing ship 💀💀 (Irep is the first mate who is planning to overthrow the ship)

I'll add more as I think of it but yeah XD

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We're so silly!

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I miss my brother... :'(

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YIPPEEE

THREE DAYS until this family will be on my screen again

its so hard to be patient i can `t-

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IREP YOU KNOW WHY I KEEP TIMMY AROUND!!!!!!! YOU DON'T GOTTA GO TELLING THE WORLD MY PERSONAL SHIT GODDAMMIT

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Fairly Oddtober day 6: Dimmadomes

Dale I'm gonna get you

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Well, I'm dead :D

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😇✨️ reblogging this in the hopes that people may perhaps feel inclined to make Magical Misery fanart

“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”

My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding

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lmao

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ngl i 100% thought peri would be an antagonist

he's the first fairy in thousands of years, born directly under the lineage of what has to be the most powerful fairy family line in current existence

(cosmo is a von strangle, and also the very reason fairies stopped having babies in the first place. he's incredibly powerful and nobody talks about it for some reason. it's clear peri inherited that destructive potential)

the second he was born, entire fairy species (including his own kin) were out to get him to use his volatile magic for their own selfish goals. he's nearly kidnapped thrice, and almost ends the universe on the same day

the threats keep coming, and he's being dragged to countless adventures that put him at risk. he literally ceases to exist more than once

anyway, i wouldn't be surprised if some form of expectations were placed upon him growing up. maybe not by his family, but he's famous (a teacher described him as such once); in fairy world, he's automatically adored and celebrated by adults and peers alike, which foop antagonizes (and tries to kill) him for

cosmo and wanda would, realistically, of course try to shield him from all this, but no matter what they do, he's inevitably isolated

people either want to use him, put him on a pedestal, or is a universally infamous human godchild who will forget all about him in a matter of years

(cosmo and wanda becoming godparents and learning (choosing) to eventually let go of their kids is one thing, but it can be assumed poof was still a young, underdeveloped child by the time timmy (+chloe, for what it's worth) got his memories wiped

and he sees that timmy's able to live his own happy life without him in it. he lost his brother just like that, and there's nothing he can do despite all his godly powers)

there's so, so many ways he could've gone wrong

thus, my initial thought was that peri was going to be a somewhat petty, "spoiled brat," and him becoming a godparent would be the result of spite or rebellion, which cosmo and wanda would feel entirely responsible for. I HATE MY PARENTS!! yada yada yada

it was a pleasant surprise to see all those clips of them loving each other. and it's not even because i doubted for a second that cosmo and wanda are bad parents, it's just what you usually expect when seeing shows from the 2000s, even if it doesn't make sense

all things considered, i'm very glad they went for the lighthearted silly family trope. not every show needs such conflicts, and showing healthy dynamics are better for kids overall

still, i find it interesting to think about if they'd gone down another route instead. i love me a pathetic cringy villain who tries (fails) to hate the people they love the most

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AWOOGAAAA

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HAHAHA

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poor guy

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Please enjoy this meme I put way too much effort into