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the key to eternal satisfaction is realising you're just a combination of impulses and hormones, and everyone you interact with is a delicate flower with feelings and experiences. and you're a machine built to make them feel special. and then you can focus on your webcomics and/or podcasts. After you satisfy them.
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Mutuaaaaaals. You all think I'm super cute and you love me and you want to praise me and tell me I've been doing a good job. :3
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Kill me now.
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Sorry chapter 17 of the magical girl fic is delayed.
Have to have my mom grade it.
She's going to be so confused by all the sans au references
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great news i wasnt in the syg server i was truly dedicated to lurking and being undetectable as a person o7
ok so you didnt see an Australian girl suicide bait because a Brian fictive was gay
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one week in berlin will turn the normalest twink into an avid smoker and drinker
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i think it is for a girl
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since facebook nixed fact checking some really cool things are being shared and I am totally here for it
#facebook#elon musk#elongated muskrat#fuck elon musk#fuck elongated muskrat#lmao#lol#true real verified news#meme#memes#lmfao#funny#relatable meme#relatable memes#relatable#dank memes#memedaddy#funny meme#tumblr memes
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"I’m very concerned about my client’s right to a fair trial in this case. He’s being prejudiced by some statements that are being made by government officials. Like every other defendant, he’s entitled to a presumption of innocence. But unfortunately the way this has been handled so far his rights are being violated. And as you know, Your Honor, there’s a wealth of case law guaranteeing his rights to a fair trial, but none of the safeguards have been put in place yet here — in fact it’s just the opposite of what’s been happening.
He’s a young man, and he is being treated like a human pingpong ball between two warring jurisdictions here.
These federal and state prosecutors are coordinating with one another at the expense of him. They have conflicting theories in their indictment, and they are literally treating him like he is some sort of political fodder, like some sort of spectacle.
He was on display for everyone to see in the biggest staged perp walk I’ve ever seen in my career. It was absolutely unnecessary. He’s been cooperative with law enforcement. He’d been in custody for over a week. He waived extradition. He was cooperative at all accounts. There was no reason for the NYPD and everybody to have these big assault rifles — that frankly I had no idea it was in their arsenal — and to have all the press there the media there. It was perfectly choreographed.
And what was the New York City Mayor doing at this press conference, Your Honor? That just made it utterly political. And as your honor knows under Loro v. Charles, the Court of Appeals for the 2nd Circuit has held it to be clearly established that these staged perp walks to the media unrelated to a legitimate law enforcement objective is unconstitutional. And I submit that there was zero law enforcement objective to do that sort of perp walk. There’s absolutely no need for that whatsoever.
And frankly, Your Honor, the mayor should know more than anyone about the presumption of innocence that he, too, is afforded dealing with his own issues. And, frankly, I submit that he was just trying to detract from those issues by making a spectacle of Mr. Mangione.
And there are consequences to this.
He has a right to a fair trial. And I just want to put on the record statements that the mayor made publicly about my client. Nothing saying “alleged” for example. And he said “I wanted to send a strong message with the police commissioner that we’re leading from the front. I’m not just going to allow him to come into our city. I wanted to look him in the eye and state ‘You carried out this terrorist act in my city, the city of New York that I love.’” And he wanted to show symbolism.
Your Honor, he’s not a symbol. He’s somebody who is afforded the right to a fair trial. He’s innocent until proven guilty. And the mayor was talking to jurors — future potential jurors that elected him. Those are the people that elected him that he is talking to and calling this man a terrorist.
So, Your Honor, I just want to make a record of this and put everyone on notice that this has to stop, and my client is entitled to a fair trial and the presumption of innocence."
From the CNN stream (weird video)
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I couldn't have said it better myself.
#real#i hate yall#america#maga#maga morons#maga 2024#fuck maga#fuck trump#trump2024#trump 2024#donald trump#kamala harris#vote harris#harris walz 2024#harris for president#us politics#politics
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So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit
edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔
#what do i call her. chav miku?#chav miku#hatsune miku#she will call you a sket behind your back but she’ll let you borrow her deodorant after PE. she’s a real one
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my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances
#i made a version of this as a joke in my first months but after staring at it for a year+ there is something real in it#phdblr#grad school#studyblr#gradblr
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slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand
#in a perfect world the move im gay meme would be about being fat or having a mobility aid and people just standing in your way in public#my bemoanings#debated posting this but itd be nice to have some solidarity where my mobility aid users at who have not a lot of good outside friends#also if youre a friend of mine who is worried that you might be the person in the comic im gonna be real#MULTIPLE ppl have said this exact thing to me and id rather you just slow down next time. dont come to me asking for forgiveness or smth#also straight up the person in this comic i havent seen for years because they were mean to me anyways
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