#this is probably blasphemy
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blurd-blue · 2 months ago
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This theme change is a really Scourge on my Blog.
Honestly, I just did this one because i felt it'd be wrong if I didn't do anything Scourge related for Sonic's week. I'm not the biggest fan of Scourge, not to say I don't like him, he's just always felt pointless to me, since any purpose he'd serve as a rival is done better by one of Sonic's plethora of other rivals, and anything he does as his own character have never been Engaging for me.
Though as usual, the Fandom makes him way more interesting than he actually is in the comics.
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precognitiveignition · 2 years ago
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i like how we basically dont know anything about jesus and a lot of groups just super cannot agree on the details around him but everyone agrees on saying the dudes name as an exclamation or mild swear
thats hilarious to me
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creatureesque · 7 months ago
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redraw of this now with messmer.... demigods in silly outfits
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strawlessandbraless · 12 days ago
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Jesus Christ on the Cross // The Righteous Man on the Rack
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zinesbycee · 3 months ago
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omg the Lord giveth!!! sick!!!
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cw/ loss
guys :( the Lord taketh away :(
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official-penis-posts · 1 month ago
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Jesus likes it when you stick things in his urethra
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bruisedloverr · 2 years ago
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Sexually repressed angel with a very high libido who has done chastity vows 🤝 Demon with an equally high libido who knows what the angel truly wants and it's up to help him unleash all his perverted desires
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harkharrow · 23 days ago
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Alectopause has me like
"When Harrow put the bread in the drawer for Gideon at Canaan House, this referencesboth the practice of Gideon Bibles being placed in hotel/motel bedside drawers, as well as foreshadowing Gideon's eventual rise to a Jesus-like figure, and her consumption by Harrow during the Lyctorial process, both evoking the Eucharist..."
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popuriandstuff · 2 years ago
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thefamilyheathen · 2 months ago
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The 1st station of the cross: Jesus is condemned to death
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halfbaked00q · 3 days ago
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Im soooo weak to when Bond is like casually being used or exploited at his expense for some ostensible Greater Good except the situation doesn't HAVE to come to that, not really, and he's so inured and even numb to it that he barely pays it any mind; meanwhile, Q absolutely minds and is very indignant on his behalf and works overtime to like either try to avert or forestall the situation before it gets to the point where Bond has to dig his own claws into more of his soft underbelly to offer up on the sacrificial alter of politics of all tawdry things, or to manufacture a way in which he does the needless "needful" so as to spare Bond at least one unnecessary additional wound upon his psyche.
bonus if Bond finds out and maybe after being angry or indignant about it - I don't need you to do my job for me, Q, this is what I'm here to do - and either Q tells him/lets slip or he deduces that like, this isn't Q thinking he can't get the job done, this is Q finding him precious and worthy of protecting, and like. he's just very in awe of that and does in fact feel very safe and cherished within the cradle of his Quartermaster's regard
#00q#of like... yes it's constant surveillance. but also it's like. constantly having a companion & constantly having an all-seeing eye#looking out for you and reaching out to influence your life#I'd imagine it's very like religion (*puts a Bond thought bubble on this*)#it's the Take Me to Church-ism of it all#lmao I didn't start this off as a web-weaving but now I'm weaving it into a web#but yeah in this fic - looked it up it's Playing the Part - this other rando agent is like. is he in your ear rn? the Quartermaster?#and the guy is like. I don't know how you handle it‚ being under his watch all the time. I know he's supposed to be your guardian angel but#I hope I never come to his attention‚ I don't want him to care enough to know a thing about me.#and it's sooo so interesting in the context of Q and this like. pathological need for omniscience we often assign him#cuz yeah it COULD be very oppressive and overbearing#but like. I think it complements Bond's Ambiguous Disorders a lot bc it WOULD read to Bond as Caring#like so much of his life doesn't belong to himself anyway so a lot of the puppeting is old hat#but what a novelty to have someone who does it not because they want something from him or because of what he can do for them#but because they care so deeply about *him* as to want to do right by him and look out for his well-being#also sidebar'ing back but like there's a lot stupid about Business English but 'do the needful' is probably one of if not THE dumbest thing#I've ever heard or seen in my life. like. absolute epitome of garbage bullshit bureaucracy-speak nonsense and I know I'm getting into dicey#territory cuz despite whatever origin it may have had it's seen more today as an Indianism. but still like in and of itself it's such#a dumb phrase. and speaks to such a height of bureacracy & it's like. you don't have to say it like that. there are other words you can use#okay anyway. back to 00q#somehow I've brought this into 'blasphemy but make it sexy. as a treat' lmao but yeah... Q as Bond's wrathful & jealous God....#WAIT another web weaving. Ulysses when Bond is like. no not a guardian angel. Q is his patron deity his household god. mm yes *chefs kiss*
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blasphemousclaw · 2 years ago
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Blasphemous Claw
“A slab of rock engraved with traces of the Rune of Death. Can deflect the power of the Black Blade.
On the night of the dire plot, Ranni rewarded Praetor Rykard with these traces. Should the coming trespass one day transpire, they would serve as a last-resort foil, allowing Rykard to challenge Maliketh the Black Blade, the black beast of Destined Death.”
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sweetoneiros · 4 months ago
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am i a little bit delirious over him! sure!
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buwheal · 11 months ago
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frolicking
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lu-polls · 5 months ago
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lasagna-with-teeth · 7 months ago
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Thinking about making him wear a vibrator to church and watching him struggle to get through the day because he's trying so hard not to make any noise or show how he's feeling. <3
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