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Way to fucking go guys
#this is only targeted at the assholes#dead boy detectives#save dead boy detectives#revive dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#our ghosts matter#best ghosts i know#jayden revri#Emi’s rambling thoughts
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I like to think in the P.E au that Anya and Curly specifically get haunted hard by Jimmy's weird reality crossing guilt manifested.
It's targeting them because Jimmy's guilt grows more around them. The idea of him acting and playing nice despite what he did. It's like a buffet that allows it to pick from their plates.
Anya sees this stagnant version of her, blood from her mouth, clutching her stomach with a bottle of pills in her other hand. She's talking about not being heard, a pixel, relief from a burden. She tries to ask a question and it's never the right one. She's not understanding but in a way, she's getting that this version of her is in pain. She tries to help, extends a hand and asks how she can help, stop it. She stares and there's utter despair and disappointment in her eyes.
What did you do?
Curly sees this burnt mangled thing. But he can't call it that. Even with no skin and chipping teeth, covered in sullied bandages and smelling of death overdue, he can see his face. He can recognized that eye, he stares at it a lot in the mirror, usually a second one is attached but he digresses. They are just watching, staring and unmoving. He asks himself what happened, how can he help and his own retched mangled voice comes out from a empty maw.
I told you.
They have no idea what it really means. They don't know who to tell. Flashes of a life they don't know or maybe a future they haven't lived yet. Perhaps they treat it as their own minds trying to tell them something. They bare that burden themselves and that alone makes it heavier. Plumper. More appetizing to the guilt causing it.
Tragically that guilt is not their own.
#refining the au and the crew cant see the entity always but pretty much its always felt sort of like a mind over matter debacle#it is like the code scanner sections where only jimmy sees it but it can kinda interact with things to an extent like a force of negative#energy jimmy cant just outright tell them cause theyll just think he's insane but he can't ignore it cause he can't ignore the guilt anymor#anya and curly are its biggest targets as it is relatively easy for him to rectify the issues with Swansea and Daisuke vs the internalized#problems he has with Anya and Curly and its sort of about him no longer becoming that person he was in that future cause its the same#timeline but like divergence he was sent back with something awful and the story is less about forgiveness and more about repenting#hes still weird and an asshole he is being tormented but no one else gets seriously hurt so bittersweet#its like a fix-it but like imagine getting put into a perfect world with all the knowledge of ur fuck ups and now being haunted by the#guilt you will do the same shit again because you already have and having to prove you arent that person but then you also prove you didnt#ever have to be that person so you damn yourself even more like this doesn't end happy for Jimmy like ill tell you that but he'll actually#learn something so yeah thats somethting but everyone is still a little worse after this but can move on happily#the demons are tormenting each other by blaming them for Jimmy's actions invertedly cause while its not her fault anya in the reg timeline#def wondered if she stayed silent if this all wouldve happened even though it really isnt her fault and Curly knew deep down how bad Jimmy#was how bad he was to him and he likely told himself Jimmy would be the end of him and a lot of other but was so beaten down he couldnt go#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#anya mouthwashing#nurse anya#jimmy mouthwashing#pe au#thinking of calling it pestilent equine au? that sound good? we like P.E is just the short funny name for it?
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thanks for the transphobic ad youtube! and by thanks i mean fuck offffff
#literally. a political ad targeted for hating ME? not only can i not vote. i also don't think that's a great tactic#and also i'm pretty sure that it was a pro ted cruz ad so..... i wouldn't vote for that asshole no matter what#i literally was so sad for many years that i couldn't vote in this election because i wanted to vote against ted cruz lol#so. sheesh
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HEAR ME OUT!!!
Bakudeku/Class-1A Camp Rock AU
DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE THE VISION
#I’m so sorry but I thought of it this morning and it’s all I can think about#bakudeku#izuku as Mitchie and Inko as her mom obv#connect three is Katsuki kirshima and kaminari#ochako is Kaitlyn#shoto is that popular girl idr her name but the parental issues are 1 to 1 istg#jirou is Margaret dupree#aizawa and present mic are counselors#do you see do you see the vision#I can see the whole movie in my head someone help me plz#Katsuki being sent back to his childhood camp bc he’s become an asshole and needs to reconnect with music#camp rock is really elitist and expensive like in the movie and izuku gets ostracized for being ‘inexperienced’ and behind everyone else#kiri as Nick and Denki as Kevin#ochako wants to become a music producer and work with a list musicians bc there’s good money in it#and she’s really good at the technical side of things#maybe izuku thinks Katsuki is just a pretentious front man but Katsuki is the one who writes the drums for all their music#but he’s not the one performing drums on stage bc he’s busy singing#izuku and Katsuki met as kids through piano lessons and izuku had a knack for all sorts of instruments which made Katsuki jealous#Katsuki focused on piano and later drums bc he gets to hit things#both think the other is way more incredible than themselves for opposite reasons#master of one vs decent Jack of all trades#the only thing that isn’t an easy fit is that todo isn’t a Mean Girl#but I could see endeavor seeing izuku as a threat and making shoto target him#PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME AM I CRAZY#camp rock au
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I love writing this Reverse Robins au because it's like:
Bruce: Raising Damian sure had its ups and downs but I'm proud to see him go off to college even if I'll be a little lonely. I guess now all I have to worry about is Tim, who really shouldn't be doing vigilante work as an average 11 year old but I can't seem to make him stop. Not to worry, at least I'll be able to focus all my attention on him now.
14 year old Duke Thomas coming back to Gotham after spending 6 years training his powers with his supervillain dad because his parents got jokerized: Hello naughty Joker Gang henchmen, it's vengeance time :)
#dc#dc rambles#batfam#Bruce when the highly trained killer targeting the Joker and his men turns out to be a teenage boy looking for his parents:#I've dealt with two kids before I can handle this with tact and diplomacy- whoops too late he hates me#On the bright side his dynamic with this Duke is better than Bruce's canon dynamic with Helena#Mostly because it's very hard to be more of an asshole to anyone than Bruce is to her#Also a few months after Duke arrives Bruce meets young Steph for the first time and gains a new Robin#Bruce sending his only child off to college and patting himself on the back about completing the whole parenting a child thing#Only to end that exact same year wrangling three teens/kids who all technically have parents#But who he feels responsible for regardless
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Preemptive trick or treat so i don't forget :3
hey so do you ever think about how unsettling seeing maedhros in ríros' body during the possession arc would have been for everyone?
because i do. i think about it constantly.
because i think about how that's ríros' face and not ríros' expressions on it. because i think about murdoc finally, angrily caving to maedhros' need to stress cook with him, and it doesn't even matter which hand maedhros handles a knife with. if it's his right, that's not ríros. if it's his left, that's not ríros in there don't remind me of him. everything is just wrong. uncanny valley. and murdoc is going to throw up every time he has to look at him and see not ríros except to look at him and actually see ríros at all would only hurt more.
do you think about how the scepter ghost wasn't just punishing murdoc, wasn't just punishing maedhros, wasn't even just getting to ríros through murdoc, using ríros to HURT murdoc because hurting ríros is so, so much worse than anything anyone could do to murdoc himself, BUT ALSO was, in a way, punshing ríros for his appearance too?? picking on him because he looked at him and what he SAW was maedhros.
and maedhros failed him.
and murdoc failed ríros.
same crime. same punishment.
murdoc deserves it. ríros doesn't.
and all ríros did was look the part.
do you ever think about that? i do!!
#sorry 90% of this is murdoc's internal monologue about it BUT#like i imagine he and maedhros actually get to fucking talking over their cooking as soon as murdoc ACTUALLY caves and once he lets him#close enough to actually Pass The Insight Roll (congrats! maedhros is feeling guilty! and isn't doing this because he thinks you can't even#do the Only Thing You Are Good For) then it takes him like 0.2 seconds to put 2 and 2 together#and is like. oh.#fuck#this asshole stole MY RIROS for the crime of. looking like maedhros.#and maybe he didn't have context for that BEFORE so it's just.#another cruel bastard targeting ríros for his looks!!#and all because murdoc made it possible!!!#anyhow i know you have been wanting Ríros Angst of the Friends Care Him variety so here you go <33#mirkwood campaign#friends!! <3#nelyo askbox
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*rattles my cage* WHAT DID SHAKKU SAY????????? WHAT DID HE SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY?????????????
#this is vee speaking#IF THIS SCENE IS SUPPOSED TO DIRECTLY PARALLEL KUUKOU FIGHTING HITOYA#THEN SHAKKU MUSTVE LET KUUKOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!! DECONSTRUCTED HIS ENTIRE WORLDVIEW BRUH LIKE COME OOOOOON#like kuukou vs hitoya basically went#hitoya: this whole in my heart can’t be filled unless my anger and thirst for revenge are quelled#kuukou: um actually what’ll happen is that you’ll be thrown in jail so the only way to feel fulfilled is doing what’s right#so if we compare it to shakku vs kuukou#kuukou: all you do is try and lecture me with violence asshole#then shakku had to tell him why he needs to right????? like telling kuukou exactly what needs to be corrected?????#in the drama track shakku turned on the mic and a bell tolled and there’s a lot that could mean#but the bell tolls to purify earthly desires (also one of kuukou’s bars) so maybe shakku cleansed the hell out of kuukou’s soul lmao#and then told him to use his brain for once lmao#*crying* i just want to know what hang ups kuukou has that shakku targeted i’m so sad lmao 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I need someone to go tell my abuser and their friends to EXPLODE because the woman who raised me just DIED today and these fuckers, upon learning about my loss, have once again decided to accuse me of BEING A PROSHIPPER 👎👎👎 legitimately FUCK YOU!!
#im tired of these assholes#their only proof is “they have similar usernames!!!”#of course we do IM BEING IMPERSONATED!!! they reposted my art and everything#i dont want to deal with this shit right now#i just want to grieve in peace#and they keep coming out of nowhere just to purposefully and internationally target me#they wont be happy till im dead and i mean that
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shame on you everyone who voted reform, who voted Tory.
#Only two members of my household are British born. We all have ethnic names.#My parents and siblings have already been racially targetted#Shame on you assholes
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Thank you for your tags on the baeddalism post. As someone who is aroace (formerly biace) and a nb transmasc I've literally watched every identity I have be dragged into discourse time and time again and it's always the exact same rhetoric to a nauseating degree. People are so terminally online that they constantly invent new nonexistent stereotypes of other queer identities to get mad at or just pick a queer identity to be the monster of the week, and it's excruciating to see it repeat the same way everytime.
I wanted to try to respond to this more eloquently after i had some caffeine, but if we wait for eloquence itll go unanswered for years. but lmao yea of course. Im also aroace and enby. I was here since like 2014, I suffered through reading all these same stupid arguments about a-specs and my tolerance for it is so fried. The queer infighting and gatekeeping bullshit is so rotting. I hope we learn one of these days. My disillusion that this keeps fucking happening is at least tempered by the fact that all the blogs who I followed for good takes on inclusionism and queer solidarity during the acecourse are also not tolerating this shit, and they are recognizing it as the same old bullshit its been the whole time.
#asks#tiredtief#i am so bad at actually Arguing w ppl so i try to avoid engaging directly as usual but i continue my tradition of#steaming in the fucking tags lmao#anyway hi. welcome. ill follow back. u seem nice#also i wish it was just terminally online brainrot but unfortunately i think this shit predates the internet#and this shit = ppl being stupid bitchy assholes to each other. i have an unfortunate feeling that it is merely an extension of the old.#call yourself a community organizer but youre not on speaking terms with your ex roommates thing. and its annoying ppl#applying like toxic friend group drama dynamics to a marginalized community cos they cant help but pick fucking fights i guess#my point is ppl have probably been being stupid toxic assholes about community since we started being people and having community#and it sucks and its always sucked but we made it this far. so hopefully we can keep going to go be stupid assholes to each other in the#future. i worry this is coming across as misanthropic. its only a little misanthropic. humans is humans. not good or bad but also i think#as social animals we are fundamentally fucking Annoying. i want to believe that we can like. get to a point where we stop arguing about#peoples identities like this. and maybe we will. but we will almost certainly be arguing about some other dumb shit. hopefully like some#low stakes fandom discourse or sports teams. discourse is brainrot but getting into meaningless arguments with fans of a different sports#team does fundamentally feel like a healthier expression of toxicity than starting queer separatist movements in the name#of protecting vulnerable ppl while not realizing that seperatism is just Isolating vulnerable ppl making them more susceptible to all the#harms you claim to want to prevent. dont ever fall for the reactionary exclusionist kool aid folks. even if they frame it as#reactionary seperatism. thats bad for you and your whole community youre cutting yourself off from and we cant be doing that shit#with fucking fascism impending everywhere and shit that targets and harms all of us up on the chopping block. goddddd#anyway. i need to go to the store.
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they're in love your honor
#i hadn't thought of Peri as the domestic type but you know what? after the past few years he's had he probably does settle down a bit#he gets tired of Doing Things yknow?#and baldur's gate's harpers probably werent the only ones targeted by the cult so he would have plenty of rebuilding to do in waterdeep#went from having the Trauma Zoomies to refusing to travel anywhere further than a tenday away in the span of three years#he probably starts wandering again after a bit though#sometimes convincing Gale to come with him sometimes not#he gets Gale to come with him to Eberron one (1) time#in my head (because i can do what i want) the whole 'wizards live a long-ass time sometimes' thing happens to both of them#(peri's. less pleased about this than gale is when they figure out what's going on)#so they've got plenty of time to get into trouble#also idk if the age extension thing is meant to always be a thing wizards do on-purpose but in my mind it's not always#sometimes the weave just Decides and there's not much you can do about it#(mystra is also upset that her ex and her ex-champion who's VERY loud about her being an asshole are sticking around somehow)#(she might be intrinsically tied to the weave but 1. it's a phenomena all on its own and 2. there are other deities of magic in faerun)#(she may be in charge so killing her messes shit up but it doesn't make sense that she's. like. the only conduit? if that makes sense?)#(so her being around makes the weave accessible to mortals but someone would eventually take her place if she died like she did with Mystral#(and the weave is intrinsic to faerun so it will always regenerate when lost. because how are you supposed to create a new god...#(...of arcane magic if the weave is completely destroyed?)#(i'm fully talking out of my ass btw)#(idk what the official wotc answer to this is and i dont care. weave is like a force of nature and cannot be fully controlled b/c I Said So)#bg3#baldurs gate 3#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#bg3 tav#peregrine faulkner#gale x tav#bg3 fanart#my art#wizbands
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tumblr's "based on your likes" thingy betrayed me :\ why did it think i'd ever want to see mike hatred in my dash ??? >:(
#✒️#💡#🧸#“if it turns out mike's not in love with will then he's just an asshole”#no. he is still a traumatised teenager who's been through a lot and who's every mistake gets amplified tenfold in the mind of this fandom.#most of his meanie behaviours can be explained through his trauma /and/ are almost always a direct response to people attacking him.#even then. he constantly apologises and tries to be better but people turn a blind eye to every good thing he's done past s2;#all because the targets of his lashing out happen to be most people's two favourites.#his behaviour only really makes sense if he's queer. sure. but that doesn't mean his entire character revolves around will.#stop reducing him to just a love interest >:(
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Okay, very serious about this dni here
I don't know what is happening but there is an influx of 9/*1 jokes on this site.
Considering I was alive when it happened (in late elementary school) and have many memories of it, lived through the aftermath, saw everything change overnight, and then saw the fallout of innocent people caught up in the resulting war, I don't find them funny, and find the people making them to be rude and sick.
Innocent people dying should NEVER be a joke. I live in NYC, and there are memorials everywhere to those lost. Not just at the place where it happened, but in the neighborhoods they lived in, etc. Many people knew someone who died, or was directly impacted.
Do not interact with me if you find those jokes funny. And especially not if you make them yourself, reblog or otherwise share them. I'm serious.
And to any edgelords who might come across this post and send me shit on anon, I will not post your messages or respond to them, and I will block you as tumblr allows anons to be blocked. So don't waste your time.
#I have to say this again because something is seriously wrong with people#I don't want you anywhere near me for real if you do this#If you think joking about thousands of innocent people dying is funny you need to touch grass and gain some perspective and tact#whether you were born yet when it happened or not#talk to people who were alive and old enough to have their own memories of it if you need to know why it's not funny#not someone who was a small child and only remembers like their parents watching it on tv and being upset#I'm talking about people who were older kids and adults and have strong memories of it#and if you still think the jokes are acceptable and funny after that#that thousands of innocent people dying and even more innocent people being targeted hurt or worse in the aftermath is funny...#...and acceptable to joke about...#...then I don't know what to tell you other than something is wrong with you and to stay away from me and I'm not sorry to say that#fuck 'gallows humor' or 'joking to cope' etc#You're not funny you're just an asshole and I'm not sorry to say that either
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Michael can't do anything to the ultimas since they are cursed souls, so he instead resorts to saying insults and slurs because he is salty about it.
#aphmau#aphverse#aphblr#aphmau mystreet#mystreet#michael valkrum#aphmau michael#derek lycan#aphmau derek#michael decides that being a controlling asshole isn't enough he also needs to say things that literally don't do anything#that only makes people angry- it does not break them it just makes you a target for a punching bag#aaron and derek are somewhat nice to humans but honey you're gonna get your host murdered this way-#poor terry is gonna get his ass kicked cause michael's salty about not being able to control ultimas#though couldn't he just make a potion that works for cursed souls?#canon#mystreet canon#random ass rant lol
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my villain origin story is getting a completely different grocery order delivered to my apartment
#liveblogging life#yes i KNOW that this is a wildly first world problem to have and that i should respect delivery drivers#but at the same time im like. okay. this person ordered a half galleon of half and half and a set of toothbrushes#not sure how you mixed that up with my like four bags of actual food???????#actually my real frustration is with target which does not want to let me do refunds for some reason#so instead of being able to be like hey! wrong delivery! and get my money back w/o issue#i have to go to the chat and try to work it out with mark in hr or w/e the fuck#like i do sort of get it with food deliveries bc you just go pick it up and there's room for error#and you also... cant look in the bag half the time???#but like. you can SEE what's in this grocery bag???#i know im being a pedantic asshole for this but considering i have no easy transpo to the store and this is#the only way i can get groceries easily... very frustrating to get completely different stuff that i now cant make dinner with#mark from hr better give me a full refund or i s2g............
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I've seen a few versions of this being "righteous rants", and I-... Hmm... What if we go a little bit further?
Danny knows that if the Justice League had ever gotten involved with the Amity Park situation? It would've been a disaster. They would've sent someone, they would've gotten overshadowed, and the town would've pretty much been razed to the ground.
Like, he would've still appreciated if they'd like... checked in or something? Or at least sent a message to the people of Amity Park about why they were staying the hell away.
But no, they got nothing. Radio-fucking-silence.
Danny isn't going to call the Justice League a bunch of dickheads, because they do seem to be doing good stuff outside of Amity Park. But it's very much a grudging kind of acknowledgment.
Then one of those fuckers tosses his car at one of their villains.
Did the guy need an improvised weapon? Maybe? Could he have used the light-pole right next to it? Absolutely. It would've even had better balance for if 'Superboy' wanted to continue wailing away at him with it.
It would've been a huge chunk of steel that he could've used to keep hitting the villain. But no. No, he had to use Danny's fucking car to throw at the villain.
And then he fucking misses the shot.
So, not only has he destroyed Danny's car for no fucking reason, he's also basically just chucked it through a building also for no fucking reason.
That's the kind of collateral-damage that would've seen Amity Park bring out torches and pitchfork and chase Phantom through the damn streets.
And here? Here it's just another fucking Tuesday.
Danny is-... Danny is just done with it.
No, not in the sense of a shrug and a 'what can you do'-attitude. No, Danny is done with accepting that this is okay. Because it isn't okay. And Danny is going to shove that down these fucker's throats as if it was fucking barbed wire.
This? This is the start of Danny's Villain-Arc. And he's going to make everyone responsible for it suffer.
(At least until Jazz cottons onto what he's doing and sits him down for a long talk about 'appropriate levels of retaliation', but that's probably still months away at this point. And the Justice League will rue the fucking day they crossed him.)
Short DPXDC Prompts #972
Danny is just trying to keep a stable job and pay rent in Metropolis. When Superboy takes his shitty old car and throws it at Parasite and misses. Something in Danny’s mind cracks. His wall of rage and restraint crumbles. He has words to say to Superboy for throwing his fucking car.
#basically? danny decides to actually be a villain. in metropolis. and he's pretty much unstoppable.#superman can't punch him but danny can punch him back. punch him and make it HURT.#and he doesn't really care about ''committing crimes'' as a general rule. but he lives in metropolis. he knows these assholes.#he knows which auto-repair shop is basically just scamming people. and he has no reason NOT to ruin their lives.#so now everyone in metropolis is going ''yeah. phantom is a menace with a grudge against superman. BUT-''#bcs they know exactly why danny's targets deserved to be targeted. and even if it's illegal it's nice to see them suffer.#danny doesn't care about ''long-term fixes'' (that requires legal intervention and he's not responsible for that)#danny only wants to make everyone who's ever annoyed him SUFFER for it. neighbor vacuuming at 3am? vengeance.#train that's constantly JUST A LITTLE BIT delayed? just enough that nobody at work will accept that as an excuse? vengeance.#he's an absolute menace and a lot of people are lowkey terrified of him. but he's also so fucking cathartic for the regular folks.#also also. if dani finds out before jazz does? he now has a side-kick. who is just as strong and a lot more cheerful in her menace.#danny has a deranged grin on his face. a vicious kind of gleeful anger that's SO relatable to anyone who's ever been annoyed.#dani has a bright grin on her face and seemingly not a mean bone in her body. but she's also childishly destructive.#danny is in it for the vengeance. dani is in it for the ''fun''. nobody knows if she's being corrupted or is just inherently Evil.#danny phantom#dc comics#stories#my writing#laughing
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