#this is not what that looks like 😂

[emry-stars-art]

I have an ask that prompted me to finally draw out this exchange that I’ve been thinking about for like a week now lmao so I’ll be back to link it when it’s answered

Abram has no idea how most (see: not sadistic) royals treat their personal servants/assistants/etc and since Andrew has so few of them he also doesn’t realize his case is Not The Norm. He may be oblivious but this time it’s only like half his own fault 🫡

Anyway here’s more info on how andreil pans out in this au

[chrissy-kaos]

Lego and chill?

[iwasbored777]

Wolverine's reaction when Deadpool got Nicepool killed is one of the funniest moments to me. He knew that Deadpool could fuck things up but this was so huge that even Wolverine couldn't believe that just happened

[mobius-m-mobius]

Tom on more of Owen's s2 improv (x)

[books-books-smolderinglooks]

Young Royals 3.02 💜

[polin-ista]

I'm sorry but I think it needs to be stated once again this series is so 90s rom-com 😂😭 like this poor girl has gone from about to get engaged, scandaled by Colin on the dancefloor, rejected, runs from the ball, gets run down by Colin, fingerbanged in the back of a carriage and then two seconds later proposed to, dragged inside to tell his entire family, at night, without a chaperone, and we expect her to remember to reveal herself as Lady Whistledown somewhere here? When bro? WhEN?

Daphne was serious guys 😂😭

[purble-turble]

The Red Boy au but it's a de-aged Nezha and instead of Tang being involved it's Pigsy

solely because I want a moment like like this kid Nezha: My father said we're not to cry...

Pigsy: your father is incapable of human emotion. you are 10. you can cry if you feel like it...

Godddddd you guys.. how could you do this to me, I still haven’t finished the LAST comic I made about de-aging a little prince who controls fire 🤣

Oh well.. here ya go

[batri-jopa]

From wild_discovery_rh on Instagram

[crepes-suzette-373]

My favourite Vinsmoke actors from the One Piece live stage show and Sanji Restaurant in Universal Studios Japan.

That one particular Niji performer does his act so SO good, it's just straight up unhinged madness. He tries to kick away staff members (it's just acting, of course), turned up his nose at fans who were waving at him (the fans love it), and even when just standing and posing he does it in a way where it looks like he's up to bad stuff.

I always joke that it's really just Niji who found a portal to the real world.

Also, this Ichiji always does his gestures with so much intensity and drama, I can usually tell it's him even if the face is blurry or not visible. The other Ichiji actors kind of leans more on a "cool and calm" sort of act, but this guy is just fire 🔥🔥

It could be all just unfortunate timing since Universal forbids the posting of videos. Maybe the other actors actually does dramatic flairs too, but the photos just don't show it, but the impression I got from the photos that were there.

According to the cast list his name is Uno, which is so funny. I know it's just a Japanese surname, but still.

And then Yonji. This one guy is tall and has muscle, so he gets to actually go around showing off and flexing his arms at the visitors. It also makes it 10000x more vibe when he does the "AAAAAAH CUTE GIRLS 😍😍😍" thing (yes, they really do that 😂😂). All the Yonji actors do it, but this guy is the biggest and tallest, so it just looks extra funny (and adorable 💚).

Sanji is Sanji, so there's been like dozens of actors through the years, I can't go through them all. Of the ones I've seen I like this guy the most. They're all so cute, but this one has a really really nice smile. It's just sunshine when I see it ☀️☀️☀️

Reiju is a brand new addition to the performance, but the actresses are all so lovely!!

Original photos:

[hussyknee]

TIL the Australian guy that put on the single greatest piece of improv theater ever caught on camera during his wrongful arrest passed away this August from cancer.

For those who don't know: in 1991 an investigator who suspected this man of credit card fraud called the cops on him at the Chinese restaurant where he was dining with a friend. To expedite the arrest, he led the police to believe they were arresting a high profile criminal of some sort.

Police surrounded the restaurant, corralled the waiting media (who had somehow gotten wind), and interrupted Karlson's lunch.

"He was as calm as anything," former police detective Adam Firman says of the moment he arrested Karlson in the restaurant.

"He was happy to go with us. Well, as happy as you can be, to be arrested. Until he saw all the media. And that's when he just went berserk."

The lines Karlson delivered have since become classic quotes in internet culture.

"Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!" Karlson declares to the cameras as he's wrestled into the police car.

...

"As soon as we drove away, he stopped and he said, 'That was fun,'" Firman says.

"There was no fight getting him out of the car. Nothing. It was all put on for the cameras."

The drama behind the rant

The Brisbane police who arrested him that day didn't know that Karlson had been a criminal and a serial prison escapee. He was also a part-time actor.

By the time he was 34, Karlson had spent most of his life in homes and prisons.

His first escape was in 1966. He was on a train going from Boggo Road Gaol to face a breaking, entering and stealing charge at Maryborough Magistrates Court. He got out of his handcuffs and jumped off.

Two years later, after he had been locked up in McLeod Prison Farm on Victoria's French Island for another theft, he convinced a local fisherman to give him a lift to the mainland.

Three months after that, he was picked up in a stolen car carrying safe-breaking tools in Parramatta. Just before his trial, he impersonated a detective and walked out of his court cell. Finally, he was captured in an apartment on Sydney's North Shore.

That's when his life took a dramatic left turn.

Sentenced to eight years in Parramatta Gaol, Karlson was put in an unusually large cell with an inmate named Jim McNeil.

This chance encounter would become destiny manifest.

McNeil had heard about Karlson impersonating a detective, and he thought it was hilarious.

He welcomed Karlson into his cell. The two men bonded over making foul-tasting alcohol in the cell's washbasin from raisins and yeast, and shared histories.

They had both grown up poor, even by the standards of their rough-and-tumble neighbourhoods. Adults had abused them physically and sexually. And they'd both stolen and scammed a few shillings for their families when they saw the chance.

After encouragement from Karlson, McNeil wrote a play about cellmates who brewed grog. They put it on in prison, and Karlson played a leading role.

Both had discovered talents they didn't know they had. McNeil kept writing on his smuggled typewriter, and Karlson kept acting. The plays became a hit among young Sydney intellectuals, many who had been campaigning for prisoners' rights.

Within four years, their work got them out on parole a combined 13 years early.

Best friends

Karlson and McNeil's friendship continued outside the prison gates and they moved into a house in Richmond together.

The two men stuck out like sore thumbs in their new-found scene of artists and intellectuals.

Neither man had set foot in a theatre, but McNeil's plays were already being performed across Australia. He felt that, with the success of his plays, he'd never need to resort to crime again. On radio and in the press, he would give didactic rants about the brutality of the justice system.

Karlson, meanwhile, got parts in the prime-time crime dramas Homicide and Matlock Police.

They remained close.

"The lovely bloke. I love him," McNeil told an interviewer around the same time Karlson named his son Jim McNeil Karlson.

Karlson described them as best friends.

But McNeil's alcoholism killed him in 1982.

Karlson couldn't travel to the funeral in Sydney for legal reasons.

"I … with a bodgie [fake identity], booked up hundreds and hundreds of dollars worth of flowers and wreaths," he says.

Final days

McNeil's plays weren't subtle. They were screeds aimed at a society that arrested and tormented unfortunate men for petty crimes.

"The message is: look what you're doing to people," he told one interviewer.

He went on to tell a story about an Aboriginal cellmate. "He was illiterate, he was poor. He had nothing. And he stole thruppence ha'penny. And then he got three and a half years. That's a penny a year.

"Prison is the best way to show what's wrong with the outside."

His final play was about two cellmates in Parramatta. He named it 'Jack', and finished it in a drunken haze.

"Do you know I'm here?" shouts Jack the character. "Do you give a f*** where I am? No. No, you don't give a f*** where I am. Pricks. Democrats."

Fifteen years later, Jack Karlson declared "Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!" to the waiting cameras and an enduring audience.

It would be his most unforgettable performance.

From 7news:

So how did Karlson improvise a performance so poetic, so theatrical and so amusing?

“Of course, I was somewhat influenced by the juice of the red grape."

Karlson spent his last years as a painter, incidentally selling many paintings of his own infamous arrest, and helping make a documentary about his life that's yet to be released. He died aged 82, surrounded by family and was widely mourned.

"Tata and farewell" legend. Hope the internet never forgets you. ACAB forever.

[chrissy-kaos]

My birthday is tomorrow and I’m really not thrilled about it… 😬

[cjlouwho]

Dear CJ,

May I please have some more Bottom!Tommy smut? I feel a mighty need. I need to imagine his big cock bouncing up and down as he rides Buck until neither of them can move.

Thank you.

Love, Me

read below or on ao3

His thighs ached with how long he'd been going. Arms loosely wrapped around Buck's shoulders, head fallen back, moans slipping out every time he sank back down on his cock.

"Fuck, Tommy, you look so pretty." Buck sat back against the headboard, his hands on Tommy's waist. His grip was tight, helping Tommy move up and down, up and down.

Otherwise, Buck stayed still. When Tommy got like this, when he wanted to come like this... well, Buck let him know it was all on him. Tommy was putting on a show to an audience of one.

"Ev- Ev- oh, Evan," Tommy panted, clenching his hole around Buck's dick. He lifted his head, pulling Buck in for a hungry kiss, his stomach burning with a mixture of pain and pleasure.

His mouth dropped open as his cock bounced between the two of them, slapping against Buck's stomach and leaving a trail of precum behind each time.

"Long enough," Tommy breathed out against Buck's lips. "Need... Need it."

Buck's hands slipped around to the base of Tommy's back, then down to his ass, squeezing at the flesh. "I'm not stopping you, Tommy," he whispered.

Tommy groaned, pushing away from Buck enough to gain some leverage. He dropped an arm down, wrapping his hand around his red, throbbing cock and began to stroke. He'd barely made it from base to tip before Buck's hand was on top of his.

"No touching," Buck all but demanded, pulling his hand away, and Tommy whined. Full on lip pouted out, eyes glistening with tears, whined at his words.

"B- Baby, please. Please, I'm so close."

"I know." Buck kept his voice steady, although on the inside he was so close to falling apart himself. "You can come like this, Tommy," he assured him. "I've seen it before. You're gonna come on my cock, Baby, then after I come inside you, you can lay down and rest while I lick you clean."

"Oh, Fuck, Evan." Tommy leaned back until he could plant his hands on Buck's thighs. He moved fast, pounding himself down on Buck's cock until, with a shout, he came.

Both of their chests covered in Tommy's come, Buck planted his feet and, finally, he moved. He fucked himself into Tommy over and over until he came deep inside him with a groan.

Tommy fell forward onto him, grabbing hold of his face as he kissed him, biting and sucking at his bottom lip.

"Lay down," Buck instructed, giving Tommy's ass a pat. "I'll keep my tongue in you until you're ready to go again."

In the back of his mind, Tommy wondered what he ever did to get so lucky.

[starflungwaddledee]

some rather strong first impressions were made.

required reading for the magical "voice" headcanon and another for starstruck's signature in particular. asked by @trainerbob23 !

[polinsated]

[steamworksid]

I think they need to have the most mutually chaotic/destructive dynamic outside of pacifist actually

[starleska]

i'm DYINGGGG Emberlynn is adorable and so goddamn funny 😂😂😂 come on all of you people hating on her, you know fine well this is exactly how we are when yelling about our favourites or writing fanfic 🙈🙈🙈