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This is Cory?? Omg
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I got scared! He鈥檚 look alike is really look alike-ing馃槶馃槼
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like to charge, reblog to cast <3
#original<3#rb bait#reblog bait#us politics#elon musk#usa politics#usa#fbi this is a joke btw i just like to joke around i do not wish any harm on him
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I was inspired
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#dipper pines#Mason pines#billford#I guess you could call him my muse heh *inserts that one tiktok smug emoji*#no ford is not referring to twink bill it鈥檚 literally just triangle bill#the family reunion is gonna be a lot more awkward now
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you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:
Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more
Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock
Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.
Have a little glass of wine
Take as long as you feel like for lunch
Deeply understand that work doesn't matter
Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority 鉂わ笍
#unfortnately we cant have the best and truest parts of french working which are:#free heathcare tons of vacation good labour laws and fair wages#but hey we can at least have the french work ethic#live from the musain#france#step six if the boss is mistreating you execute him
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i'm crying rn.... the fucking Torta.....
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when ur just a funky little skater punk hedgehog
(idk if u can tell but only his bangs are straightened, he has braids)
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#human design#art#fanart#sonic#he has wheelies i fear#if u never watched sonic boom as a child then u don鈥檛 know him like i do#i sort of feel like he鈥檇 wear a leather jacket instead. but.#whatever
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People might bring up Vincent van Gogh as an example of a painter who did great work in spite of, or because of, his suffering. I like to think that van Gogh would have been even more prolific and even greater if he wasn't so restricted by the things tormenting him. I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had.
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this is my favourite video rn btw
#the fake accent to throw him off that man was having the best time#'they call me john bin london' i SCREAMED#soph txts#video#1k
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sure whatever i don't need to sleep
#he has his own bed which he sleeps in during the day#but at night only sleeping in my bed and bothering me will suffice#lady normalgirl and her eunuch#cats#having a big cat has many benefits (more to love + free weight training picking him up) but then there are Downsides#10k#my doods#20k
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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
#anyway I'm sad#I even offered to move it myself yesterday and was told they couldn't find him#and then this morning apparently they did find him and just killed him immediately#it's just a little snake! he was outside!#they aren't venomous!
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compiled some things
#i think after weirdmageddon soos and mcgucket became friends#like mcgucket has been pretty much out of it for 30 years#so i think it'd be fun if soos just continued to show him some of the stuff he missed#and in turn mcgucket teaches soos how to fix things idk#gravity falls#soos ramirez#fiddleford mcgucket#dipper pines#mabel pines#stan pines#grenda grendinator#candy chiu#pacifica northwest
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as a woman with elevated testosterone (pcos) who uses steroids (asthma inhalers) i must say i am feeling very cheated in the athletic prowess department. when is my dangerous masculine olympic level strength and speed supposed to kick in. do i need to go to professor x
#Olympics#I鈥檓 just sooo disgusted and now my MRA brother has also gotten radicalised I want to shove him from the balcony
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some of my favourite sign fails <3
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