#this is not canon v1 and gabriel

[the-fuzzy-2846]

me the thing and my angel that i like to eat (in the literal sense

this was a gift for @katamarv1 that i was like “the people would love this” and am deciding to post :::333

[tinnedmarlin]

i like gav1el

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript -

Gabriel : *heavy breathing and grunting* Bastard. 

Useless bucket of bolts. Yeah, you better run!

Load back to your- Ah shit, that was hard. Load back to your little checkpoint.

Yeah, go ahead. Go P rank the other levels. 

Oh… I’m sorry. Can-can-can I? Excuse me, can I help you?

Columbo : Oh, uh, hi there. Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt.

Uh, I’m looking for somebody. 

Uh, Gabriel is it? Is that you? Is that who I’m lookin for?

Listen, I just gotta say, you did an amazing job uh… Fighting off that uh. 

What’d ya-what’d ya call it?

Uh, you called it a… 

Gabriel : A mere object?

Columbo : That’s right. A mere object. 

Phenomenal work. 

I gotta tell ya. Robots, I don’t trust em myself. 

Ya know, I had-I had this one episode where uh, there was this robot named Rob and uh-

Gabriel : Uh, yes. 

That’s very fascinating, but could you perhaps get on with your introduction? 

Columbo : Uh, certainly. So I’m, uh, I’m lieutenant Columbo. Uh, I’m with the LAPD. Uh, I'm in the homicide department. 

Gabriel : Homicide? You can’t kill a machine. 

Columbo : No no no! Of course not. But um… Well… Ya can certainly love one.

Gabriel : D-d-d-detective I- I don’t- I don’t know what you’re implying there with that statement!

As you can tell I… Despise machines and wouldn’t think about doing so- Loving them, I mean.

Columbo : Yes, of course uh. Absolutely, it’s completely unthinkable. 

Except, well. While I was- while I was over here and I opened this door and uh fourteen- fourteen V1 body pillows fell out. Along with a buncha the plushies. 

Uh, and I just can’t imagine how ya- how ya happened upon something like that by accident.

It’s a little ridiculous! Uh, frankly.

Gabriel : Uh, no no no, listen.  

Detective. I can explain, okay? 

Those belong to- uh! That guy over there! 

*Filth-like scream*

Gabriel : Yeah! A real freak! 

Some kinda pervert. I don’t know why we keep him around.

But uh, I-I have nothing to do with it. 

Columbo : Well, ya see, I would believe- I would believe that, but uh. 

It’s just that- Well we had the boys at the lab run these pillows and we found your cum- We found your DNA all over em, uh.

You’re-You’re under arrest, I’m killing you.

Gabriel : K-hah. Kill me? *laughs*

Oh detective. 

Columbo : Oh. Aw fuck.

Gabriel : I’m afraid you’ve made a grave mistake. 

Because, in fact… What is going to happen instead…

Is actually what I’m gonna- AHHHG MOTHERFUCKER

I’LL FUCKIN KILL YOU

SON OF A BITCH 

AHHG YOU BASTARD

I’LL RIP YOU APART 

PIECE OF SHIT

YOU FUCK

ASSHOLE

BITCH

*Grunting* 

Oh Shit. 

Oh. What have I done? 

V1 : Bro, tell me you didn’t just kill a fucking cop.

Gabriel : The law will be here any second now… 

Machine, flush the drugs.

V1 : No way, bro. Let’s smoke that.

Gabriel : All of it?!?

Hm… One last ride…

Well, alright.

*coughing his lungs out*

V1 : No Gabriel, holding it in doesn’t do anything!

*Gabriel continues to cough his lungs out*

End of transcription

Audio source part 1

Audio source part 2

[wheeble2252]

WE ARE SO BACK I MADE A NEW TUMBLR ACC RAHHHH

[doostyaudi]

Okay my post got 3 likes, i shall reveal my V1sona now 👍👍

This is V5, where's V3 and V4? Uhm i donno.... Anyways hes just V1 but if he was goth and cunty

Hes a robot made by hell, but he doesn't know that and assumes he was made by humanity, but everyone knows what he is....

Also i ship him with Gabriel but shuuusshhhh I didn't tell u that shushshsjshdhshsh

Also random fact but i think he'd sound like that one computer that sang daisy bell, his voice box is just V1's but damaged and fucked up cuz. Demon

[gearsofmetal]

yall fw bisexual lighting. be honest

[ultrademonkiller737]

Mirage V2 and Pegasus hanging out <3

AND

Part 2/2 of the relationship chart!

[akantorrr]

Gabe doing the first one of this?

https://twitter.com/kamitokatachi/status/1572192239975297030?s=20

(I'm so normal about your art it's so fucking good ouuuuugh)

Hot dang!

sir, your fly is open

[toopolar]

Did I ever post this remarkably shitty edit? Do these fandoms even overlap? I don't care. Have this homoerotic rivalry overlap.

[volatilemask]

if gabe doesnt wanna marry it then MOVE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[errorno4o4]

This is canon now

[ultrakill-confessions]

re gabriel's wing feathers: i might be misremembering/mistaking something i read in a fic with canon, but i remember something about the low poly-ness of everything being due to v1's camera resolution not being very high, and it can't make out finer details as a result. so, it may well be that gabriel has wing feathers, but v1 can't see them because its camera resolution is too low.

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[z0mbiekin]

He looks so fucking chubby oh my god

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

V1: Shoots you with the pregnancy gun.

Now you are pregnant with baby, Gabriel. 

Gabriel: A child of mine own? How can this be?

Minos and I have been trying for so long.

Machine, you’ve given us a miracle.

I’ll name him Big John. Named of course in honor of the size properties of Minos’ penis.

Thank you, Machine.

I’d offer you the position of godfather but... I’m actually still going to kill you.

V1: YAYYY.

Audio source

[cherubytes]

one-sided v4v where the v2 fights are just a way to get attention but v1 doesn't care at all

[doostyaudi]

Why does he look like thag...