#hung minos is canon. not that anyone had any doubts surely
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canon-gabriel-quotes · 2 months ago
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V1: Shoots you with the pregnancy gun.
Now you are pregnant with baby, Gabriel. 
Gabriel: A child of mine own? How can this be?
Minos and I have been trying for so long.
Machine, you’ve given us a miracle.
I’ll name him Big John. Named of course in honor of the size properties of Minos’ penis.
Thank you, Machine.
I’d offer you the position of godfather but... I’m actually still going to kill you.
V1: YAYYY.
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