#this is not a ship you weirdos
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idol!frisk and idol!sans relationship chart 🤗🤗 funny how a 21 year old man (sans) is shorter than a 13 year old child (frisk)
#undertale#undertaleau#auundertale#this is not a ship you weirdos#my au#sansau#frisk#sans#friskau#they act like siblings lmao#how to draw a skeleton#please ask me things about my au's and oc's
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if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off
#hermitcraft#qsmp#and a third server that i wont say the name of but you know#the bee speaks#if u cant stop weirdos from doing IRL shipping id just make it as horrible a process for them as possible
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not "i ship it bc of the romantic potential" but "i ship it bc both characters are uniquely bizarre and i yearn to gaze into the flames of the trashfire such a team-up would ignite"
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he wants that cookie so effing bad and so do i
#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#x men origins: wolverine#wade x logan#wade wilson x logan howlett#im shipping the fucking. characters not them you weirdos
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I will say that as a small business owner I felt particularly catered to by good omens s2. so that was nice
#like yes shipping is fun and all#but the real wish fulfillment is having a benevolent weirdo landlord who doesn’t care if you pay rent#good omens
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Hc that Killer has a cat that's white with black splotches that make her look like a cow, so he called her cowbell
Because she looks so cow-like she kind of freaks Cross out when she hangs around him, unfortunately she absolutely loves Cross and is always trying to hang around him
Killer didn't want to keep her locked up or keep moving her away when she just wants to cuddle, so to compromise he puts her in little sweaters that cover most of the splotches to help Cross
But it is still Killer, so he likes to be annoying with it also
(The sweater says "Cross is my husband x" in case the writing is too small)
#UTDR#UTMV#Cross Sans#Killer Sans#Kross ship#Kind of?#You can take it as ship or friends they both work#I feel like Killer would wear a sweater like that regardless of romantic intent#Just to be a little weirdo#Anyway this hc has been in my head for a couple of days so I just needed to doodle it#Now to get ready for work!#Also I have more bitty drawings in the works :D updates soon!
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Jean and Renee is still an LGBTQ+ ship btw
#also#you guys would eat it up if Renee was a man because you’re all weirdos who are obsessed with gay people#Jean being with a woman doesn’t take away his sexuality#same with any ship ever#all for the game#aftg#renee walker#jean moreau
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horribly drawn wreck it ralph sketches comin right up
I only have the courage to draw Vanellope and Turbo (and a lil bit of king candy) rn but what can I say,,,they r my favorites
#wreck it ralph#vanellope von schweetz#Turbo#wreck it ralph vanellope von schweetz#wreck it ralph turbo#wreck it ralph fanart#fanart#doodles#coralscribs#my art#also if i find any weirdos interacting this i will hunt you down with a crossbow#and for clarification THIS IS NOT A SHIP. I DONT WANT ANYONE WHO DOES TOUCH THIS POST FOR THE LOVE OF GOD#anyways wir is goated watch it#wir
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The brothers ever <333
Every few months I remember my love for Undertale and get rly emotional, so here’s the result of that lmao
#papyrus is the true sexyman#undertale fanart#undertale#undertale papyrus#papyrus#sans#papyrus and sans#never ever a ship you weirdos#undertale sans
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BWAHAHAHA ROOLFFJSHSHJK
#ENJOY YOUR DEAD SHIP#YOU WEIRDOS#sorry but this is SO FUNNY TO ME#loki#and Tom keeps saying they are a MIRROR to each other LMAO#I SAID I DIDNT CARE ABOUT LOKIUS TO WIN I WANTED SYLKI TO LOSE#AND HERE WE ARE BWAHAHA#BYYYYYYEEEEEE
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dear God, please take all the suffering of the Dead Boy Detectives cast, double it, and give it to Netflix executives
#stares at people getting parasocial about Jayden Revri. and people getting upset at George Rexstrew for deleting his Insta#people are also being proper weird about Joshua Colley and shipping him with one of his co-stars in another movie#how do people actually bring themselves to ship real fucking people who have not said they are dating. you are an absolute weirdo#also didn't Jayden accidentally post his number at some point?? i heard#and in general. how gutted they all must be about their show's cancellation#they are going through it#ace's random thoughts :)#dead boy detectives#dbda#the dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#the dead boy detective agency
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Very old doodles, shitposts and unfinished art. Idk just felt like posting these.
#genshin impact#scaramouche#wanderer#nahida#tighnari#faruzan#shikanoin heizou#alhaitham#kamisato ayato#tomo#cyno#lodish#/whoever out of you weirdos tags lodish as ship will be publically executed.
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If I see one more “they’re platonic soulmates 🥹🥰” comment on a tagged Caryl post I’m gonna go Carol on these mfs.
If you don’t ship it move on. Creeps. Only thing worse is when they follow up with “she’s like his mother. They have a mother-son relationship.” Wtf show are you watching?! They’re the same age??? Carol has adopted many children. None of them were a middle aged man named Daryl who she flirts with a dreams about being married too.
#twd caryl#Caryl#caryl is endgame#you don’t have to ship it#i get it#but damn why you gotta comment all over ship posts#I don’t trash on the other Daryl ships I just ignore them#just say soulmates 🙄#I just want them to be together already#I’ve done my waiting 12 years of it#the shows been hinting at it forever#I feel like I’m back in my old fandoms being queerbaited but with a straight couple#Destiel you’re endgame too ❤️#again you don’t have to ship it but the mom/som comments are so ridiculous#she literally jokes about him going down on her#like I get it if you want them just to stay besties or you ship them with other people but the mom/son comments are just 🤢#she flirts with him#they are the same age#just say you don’t want Daryl to be with someone with gray hair#daryl dixon#carol peletier#I haven’t started season 2 book of Carol so this could end very embarrassing for me#although honestly didn’t love season 1 with the weird messiah storyline#and Daryl abandoning Judith RJ and Carol#for some weirdo kid he’s known for a week#hated that#wow that last gif is perfect
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they were roommates...oh god they were roommates
#regretevator unpleasant#regretevator fanart#regretevator#regretevator art#infected regretevator#unpleasant gradient#i didn't draw this with ship art in mind#but you can interpret it as that#idc#unpleasant x infected#skatergradient#skatergradient is NOT pr0sh1p#get out of here you weirdos#unpleasant is missing a tooth yes#i think it's cool#poptart regretevator#OMGGG I FORGOT TO TAG LIL POPTART#poor lil guy#worm arting
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steve plays his guitar and sings to knives until she falls asleep (CANON)
#not actually#scott pilgrim#scott pilgram takes off#scott pilgrim vs the world#scott pilgrim anime#scott pilgrim fanart#scott pilgrims precious little life#spto fanart#spvtw fanart#knives chau#steve stills#stephen stills#stephen stills fanart#knives chau fanart#not a ship#you guys are weirdos if you ship these two#steve and joseph are her parents#making magic#spto#spvtw
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"Hands behind your back Bela."
UGH OH MY GOD GAY PEOPLE.
I don't even know how long this took me, I don't even wanna think about it either. Especially considering that I don't really like it </3
DETAILS?
OH AND HERE IS THE INSPO!!
Yeah. Expect more Rile Me Up chapters soonish. I fucking love these lesbians. They are 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎.
#carbela#carmen sandiego#encanto#isabela madrigal#crossover ship#lesbian#carmen sandiego netflix#crossover#carmen sandiego fanart#isabela madrigal fanart#isabela x carmen#carmen sandeigo 2019#disney femslash#wlw disney#Stop being freaky in public you weirdos#or don't idc they're prob into it
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