#this is my rambling while drunk

[lazylittledragon]

i refuse to believe that boycotting is hard. my favourite thing in the world is ordering maccies after a late night at work/a concert/getting drunk. yes i do miss it sometimes. but the other night i ordered from a small place near my house instead and it was the most orgasmic burger i've ever had in my life. i very rarely say this but fucking suck it up people are DEAD

[shushmal]

i was going to make a post that was just:

steve, watching took girls he used to be in love with kiss: *in the least creepy way possible* hell yeah :)

and in the tags i typed "steve being besties with all his exes" and then immediately thought of the fact that, yes, steve is friends with all his exes, EXCEPT for eddie

like, eddie and him have a quick summer fling or something, it burns hot and it burns FAST. but then, like in all relationships, they both change. they both start thinking of the ✨future✨ and... steve's not leaving hawkins anytime soon, you know? and eddie wants nothing more than to get out. but they're both attached, more than they thought they were, so it's not necessarily an amiable break. it's not horrible, they don't hate each other or anything. but there's lots of tears and a little bit of yelling, and then...

eddie leaves. and they never speak again.

and they think of each other, sure. in new partners, in new experiences, wondering what it might be like if— except that's not the reality anymore. they're NOT together anymore, so there's no sense in wondering, right?

except... they do. they do wonder, they do wish, they do miss each other, they still want each other. but that ship's sailed. he's moved on, they think. he's moved on and his happy with someone else.

and of course, that's when mike and el's wedding happens to everyone.

[meowmeowuchiha]

I have decided that Zane Flynt from Borderlands is the mysterious handsome rogue type but he fits the "mysterious" part in an atypical way.

He's mysterious not in the sense that you know nothing about him and he refuses to talk about it

But mysterious in the way that he talks about himself a LOT and you have a LOT of information about him and his past but everything he shares leaves you with far more questions than answers and idk I think that's wonderful

[remyfire]

It's interesting to me that when people are feeling particularly vicious and biting, they always go after Beej. Like, the venom I will see spat at him specifically is just remarkable.

[quibbs126]

So I remember one time seeing a post somewhere talking about the whole Drunk Cacao thing from Odyssey and how it was implied that Hollyberry and Dark Cacao used to be drinking buddies. Personally, I’m not really sure I saw that subtext, but also it’s been a while since I’ve seen the scene, and also maybe this was implied somewhere else or comes from multiple sources

But regardless, I liked the idea so it’s just in my headcanon now. Anyways, so then this morning I had the idea of the two in the past having gone on some sort of bender and Hollyberry having to walk Dark Cacao home (or I suppose more likely, whatever inn they’re staying at), while he’s just drunkenly singing, and so I drew this

Assuming they are drinking buddies, I imagine Dark Cacao isn’t a lightweight (even if the idea is funny), but he’s not on Hollyberry’s level and will always end up wasted before her

I used their younger designs to make it more clear that this was in the past, not so much now. I don’t think current day Dark Cacao would be willing to go on a bender, at least not until things get calmer

But yeah, I just thought it was a fun idea, nothing really more to it

Oh yeah, also I made a version with lighting, but I thought it looked weird, so I just used the one without for the post. But I’ll still post the other one

[notgreengardens]

reverse unpopular opinion: food!

Hmm. I mean, i love food, obviously. One thing I do when I travel is to ask locals what food everyone eats when they are hammered at 2 am and then, well, guess what I do. It's a very fun way to experience new food.

Nothing comes close to the Turkish and Arab food vendors we have here in Germany though. Recently my friends dragged me to an Afghan bakery after we went clubbing so we had some fresh and warm cheese pide at 5 am while starved and drunk. Best experience, honestly. Also because one of the bakers started chatting with us and gave me a huge box full of sweets from Pakistan for free just because. Man, I love the people who make food in the middle of the night. They deserve one million euros per hour.

[cubedmango]

sibling secrets

[sn0wbat]

sparkle on, tiberius ✨

[lordofthemushrooms]

I know the actual answer is probably ‘inconsistency’ but despite that I do think the RE timeline between all the games and the movies is weird and potentially interesting when it comes to Leon as a character. Damnation ends with Leon being completely disgusted with the government that he works for, but damnation happens before RE6. RE6 Leon while having elements of that in his character doesn’t portray it to the extent it would be. THEN Vendetta after 6 features Leon verily similarly disgusted by his job only for him then to still be doing it in Death Island. We obviously see very little behind the scenes with his life but we can assume they can’t hang Sherry over his head anymore to make him compliant. So what is it this time that’s keeping him there?

[sugarcoated-lame]

should be asleep bc i have to be up in like 5 hours, but instead i’m awake and thinking about an idea for a best friend’s brother/college!joel au fic 👀

[neiptune]

what do you think is the appropriate course of action when a man has really pretty hands

[fluffle-writes]

I wanna. Pick them up in my mouth and shake 'em around like a dog obliterating a squeaky toy

[bitegore]

idk about the rest of you but i genuinely don't make decisions high that I wouldn't make sober

[sanguineshade]

Just saw a BDSM educational post and it reminded me of how I had to bring up the topic to my mother the last time I was complaining about my ex.

Basically, what happened was, I have no good things to say about my ex. She's asked a couple times over the course of these months "what I learned from this relationship" (which was my first) and my only response was "I learned I deserved better and that I need to look for someone who will care for me how I care for them".

On our last talk, she proceeded to reply that this was "too narrowing", to which I gently explained it was not, and all the ways I cared for my ex that he didn't return even when I desperately, verbally asked. I ended this by concluding it was a matter of emotional maturity (not saying he wasn't mature, just that we were at different points, with different needs, and he could not meet mine), and that in hindsight, I should've not started that kind of relationship with him, since he never even filled out his document.

And then I had to explain the Document.

You see, I put it shortly to her, I made a document detailing the kind of things I was interested in, sexually. I described what places I felt I'd like to be touched, the things I'd like to do, the things I was open to try and the ones I would decline. I made it readable, with separated topics, and had a blank version for my then-partner to simply fill out. I knew he didn't like to write much so I made it easy to check options, with minimal writing. I gave that to him, and he never filled it up.

She was flabbergasted that I'd do such an un-romantic thing, describing it as "detached" and "like work" and "who would want to sign a document before having a relationship, where did you get this idea from?"

I paused for a moment. "Do you know BDSM?" She did not. I explained what the acronym meant. She was not happy as she asked what that had to do with anything, and where I heard of such things. "Well," I started from the beginning. "You know about 50 Shades of Grey, right?"

I explained to her how, in the boom of the book's popularity, the most important aspect every critic brought up was how the story was, in fact, not displaying BDSM as it advertised, but instead abuse. I proceeded to relate how that got me to read about BDSM, and how consent and guidelines and communication were such an important part of it, how "scenes" need a lot of prep work and how people deeply care for each other.

There was nothing quite like the joy I felt as her expression mellowed, especially as I reminded her that it was my first relationship, and I came up with the document as a guideline, as a safety, as a way of communicating my needs and to hear back from my partner. "But he didn't fill it" she replied, now fully supportive of the document. "Why did you still date him?"

It cut a little deeper than I expected, even now, reminiscing of those words. "It was my first time," I remember shrugging, "and I trusted him."

That was the end of it. I'd love to have a happy ending to add, about how I moved on and found a wonderful person who filled their Document and I am now in a loving relationship with, but there's none of that. Maybe I'll never find anyone who'd do this for me. Maybe my level of maturity doesn't have a match, and my needs are too much for any partner to deal with. Honestly, the only thing I need as I'm typing this is a job, so I could have at least a semblance of financial security. I couldn't care less about intimate relationships right now.

But, all that said, I really wanna thank the BDSM community for all their teachings on consent, and trust, and on how to make things good for all parties involved. I could see the understanding in my mom's eyes with my (honestly probably mediocre) explanations. Of course she knew the difference between a relationship where you feel safe and one where you're just going with the flow, but I could tell she became aware of it while I was talking. I'm sure we both came out of that conversation with a little more knowledge in our minds.

[silverselfshippingchaos]

got to this scene tonight and uh. actually this all happened with my s/i instead <3

[thebigqueer]

2 years ago i fucked up a friendship w a girl (that im pretty sure i was in love with). to this day i think of her and sometimes when i see her on the street i just wanna cry. i understand your plight very much.

yeahhh man im sorry to hear that!!! it genuinely fucking sucks and i would never wish this upon anyone. cuz like it makes you fully think about all the what ifs and i genuilnely dont think ill ever find someone like her again