#this is my breakfast

[monochromatictoad]

This in on: Cooking With Mono

I made some weird ass chicken wings/legs, but they taste really good.

I didn't bread them, I made a concoction of Butter, Onion Powder, Garlic Salt, and Italian Herb mix and spread half of it on them after they defrosted in the oven for about five minutes. The other half was put on when I flipped them in the oven.

I paired it with Cholula Sauce recommended to me by @chumpovodir !

[snakeater]

you can do what you want forever

[freckledsweetpea]

edamame and brown rice stir fry. I hate cooking meat so I'm trying to eat more protein with veggies/legumes.

[notherpuppet]

Good morning 🍎📻

[lovemicheal]

grilled cheese sandwich with ham and turkey.

butter up the bread and put some garlic powder on it.

season up your meat with black pepper, cayenne, and basil leaves.

[pinkravat-art]

"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing

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dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy

[VD: A Magnus Archives animation done in orange and teal titled "Pusryčiai" (meaning: "breakfast"). Mellow music plays as Martin cracks two eggs into a frying pan. He turns away to throw the shells while the pan sizzles, and when he returns with a spatula, a "boom" sound effect plays as Martin recoils with comic disgust.

The egg yolks have been replaced by human eyeballs. Martin stares at them for a moment. He then pokes at the egg with the spatula, producing a squelching sound, and one of the eyes blinks with another gross wet sound. Martin goes from disgusted to comically sad and disappointed, and he fades away before the setting does. The video ends on the words "darė Skaistė" (meaning: made by Skaistė) and a quick shot of an eyeball. End VD]

ty @princess-of-purple-prose for the description, i edited it a bit too.

[pawsnifferpup]

honey i understand that you're in heat and you made it very clear that you wanted "cock for breakfast" but the best i can do right now is french toast, i'm sorry

[iero]

THE BREAKFAST CLUB (1985)

+ IMDb trivia | in/sp.

[l3irdl3rain]

Tonight will be the babies first night without their mama (she’s recovering quietly at the clinic. she’ll come home tomorrow) and I was worried they’d be sad without her. Don’t worry, they are completely unbothered.

[righteousbreakfast]

it's inexplicably funny to me that kim sometimes can just magically uncensor the word faggot. he got a permit for that.

[frondobongo-mixedmedia]

I mix my warm scrambled egg for breakfast and sit down on my dark bench

Me, murmuring: you used to call me on my cellphone

My eggs, still warm: *begin to wiggle and steam”

Gordon Ramsay, who I have mistakenly caught in my various traps and guises: That’s not good, they’re not supposed to do that

[sleepymccoy]

This is also a bit of a culture query, cos these are all in my house so I genuinely cook with these all (except chicken salt, that's been in my cupboard for ages)

But I'm not from the USA and most people here are, so I wonder if that's similar! Maybe your cupboard is identical to mine. Maybe we use the same stuff but call it something else. Maybe USA has a different relationship with pre mix spices and you use none of it. Maybe you've never heard of pre mix spices. I dunno. That's why I'm asking!

I use plain herbs and spices as well. Especially when making a complex meal I'll do it myself. But I use pre mixes other times, so I'm voting. Voting for a pre mix doesn't mean you don't also use paprika! If you genuinely have no pre mixes in the kitchen tho, then hell yeah, tell me!

Also, I know I haven't listed everything in the world. One, that's impossible. Two, this is a bit of a culture thing so I just checked my kitchen and used those. This selection is representative of me only

(you don't have to be from the USA to vote, obvs, we just all know that's how the results will end up. Please tell me about your spice mixes in other countries!!)

Morrison spice blend: Pepper, tumeric, ginger, cardamom, parsley, salt

Chinese five spice: Star anise, cinnamon, clove, fennel, Sichuan pepper

Chicken salt: Salt, chicken stock, garlic, paprika, pepper, onion, celery

Gluhwein gewurz: Orange peel, cinnamon, lemon peel, star anise, hibiscus, clove

Chimichurri: parsley, garlic, oregano, vinegar, chilli, salt, pepper

Za'atar: thyme, cumin, coriander, sesame seeds, sumac, salt, chilli

Garam masala: coriander, cumin, cardamom, cloves, pepper, cinnamon, nutmeg

[frogkik]

Breakfast birds love ‘em :3

[Image description: Digital art of Flapjack from The Owl House sitting on a stack of pancakes dotted with strawberries and covered in maple syrup. On the top left is Waffles (Hunters timeskip palisman) sitting on a fluffy waffle with syrup and blueberries. End ID.]

[thomashagen]

"Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club."

THE BREAKFAST CLUB (1985) dir. John Hughes

[an-established-butt-dent]

I'm a bald Solas lover I swear!!!!

—> Process video under the cut because of flash warning.

[pigeonstab]

Finally drew the thing I said I would! Inspired by the convo I had with @somegrumpynerd

I also went and made a floor plan for all the guys' rooms.