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Ok, so. Smashing together my recent posts (stoner Itama / the secret Senju weed empire money / co-dependent twins Itama and Tobirama) to make a cohesive narrative:
So, Itama survives AU.
In this, Itama and Tobirama are twins. They're very close, arguably closer to each other than Hashi is to either of them.
Growing up, after Kawarama died, Hashirama found a new friend in his boy by the river. Meaning the twins were sort of left to mourn on their own, their older brother no longer as interested in playing with them. They got to be almost dangerously codependent, and their father only encouraged it bc they were also training to fight as a duo, and the codependency made the team synergy go crazy hard.
On that note, they're absolutely terrifying in battle together for sure. They're nightmares on their own already, but together?? Let's say that as long as they're fighting side by side, they're on the same level as Hashirama himself.
Itama grows up to be a scientist like Tobirama, but in a different field of science— ✨️plants✨️
Itama is like, a bioengineer for plants. He's crossbreeding the fuck out of these bad boys, finding ways to amplify certain traits in some plants, erase them altogether in others, or mixing them up for the best of both worlds. Full doctor Frankenstein plant edition
It's fun bc he often gets help from both of his brothers, and he's also able to help the both of them in turn!
Hashirama helps with growing plants, meaning Itama doesn't have to wait the years this research would usually take. He can go from nothing to having his final product in days flat when it should have taken a fucking lifetime to do. If he fucks up it's no stress bc as long as he has the seeds, Hashirama can just grow him a new plant to start from! All he needs is one single seed and an entire world of new possibilities is unlocked.
On top of all that, the mokuton can affect the plants in ways growing by regular time doesn't, so Itama also gets to play with special mokuton plants too
Then Itama can give Hashirama all sorts of new plants to potentially use in battle, tho Hashirama doesn't seem to want to use want against the Uchiha. But like. He has them!! And it's fucking terrifying!!! Plus they can just in general bond over being plant enthusiasts. If Hashi finds a cool new plant or vice versa they can get excited about it together
Tobirama understands all to most of Itama's research, at least in theory, and will often help with his experiments. Likewise, Itama also understands all to most of Tobirama's own research (at least in theory) and can help him in return. Having their own specific fields of interest, they're often bringing a fresh pair of eyes and different thought process to the others experiments, and it's great for them both. SO many results.
Itama is let in on most of Tobirama's projects, and even if he's not helping he generally knows what he's working on and vice versa. They have few secrets and its actually just in general very good for Tobirama specifically. Like, mentally and support wise.
Because Itama never died to serve as that final push over the edge, and was instead there to offer emotional support, Tobirama didn't turn to necromancy. (If he had tho, Itama would have been fully on board— sorry Hashirama) Instead, maybe he's spending that time being even more focused on cool time/space jutsu or something.
So like, all grown up he's a poison specialist with a major wind chakra attribute and minor fire attribute. His main weapon is a pipe, which he just smokes normally on top of using its smoke as a weapon. He can put so much pressure into the smoke that it becomes physical, and can then be used as a blunt force weapon (on top of ofc the smoke being used as just smoke, and having different effects on its own)
He's immune to a lot of his smokes effects, but has special extra powerful versions of most of his go to weaponized smokes that are so strong they work even on him. Obviously, he doesn't usually use these in battle, but they're there as a last resort
Fun sort of chain reaction attack where he disperses some super flammable powder or smoke then tosses in a single spark and it goes up like fucking fireworks. Or a cool combo attack where Tobirama provides hella fog with whatever water is nearby, and Itama condenses it so thickly that it chokes out their enemies without having to lift a single finger.
He can make like, platforms of smoke to stand on or use as shields, and he's especially good at deflecting and redirecting enemy attacks with carefully condensed smoke shields summoned up at just the right angles. Like, imagine you throw a kunai and it bounces off some invisible platform, then off ANOTHER invisible platform, and somehow its still gaining momentum (propelled by summoned winds or wrapped in a slightly solidified veil of smoke thats moving it on its own) and hits you right in the eyes
He absolutely fucks around with making all SORTS of custom effects with whatever he's smoking, which also brings us to the idea that got me here in the first place ->
Ok so the joke about the Senju having a secret weed empire where they sell ultra special mokuton weed, but it happens fr in this AU bc of Itama.
Stoner Itama deciding he can make the weed even better and forgetting what the word self-control means and making objectively the best weed in the naruto world. Ultra delux genetically modified mokuton grown senju weed.
Tobirama kind of gets on him for it at first (not liking the idea of mind-altering substances) but then tries some and stares dead silent at a wall for 10 hours then silently gets up, makes several scientific breakthroughs, then passes out dead on the floor.
They get Hashirama in on it and start mass producing, then start selling it and very quickly and mostly accidentally create a secret senju weed empire (oops?) which also gives them hella funds or the war and other things
No one can even reproduce their weed bc they need the Mokuton to grow it right, they have no competition in the market. AND their product safety/quality is insane bc Tobirama's perfectionist ass helps oversee it
Bc of Itama's interference, Izuna lives, and when they make Konoha the weed money means the first shinobi war doesn't happen bc they can afford to bribe officials they couldn't before (and probably have a uhh. Much more relaxed Kage meeting that year.)
You can't go to war with Konoha !!! That's where all the best ninja weed comes from !!!
Itama and Izuna get along really well actually. Izuna's cringe fail ass does NOT know how to smoke and refuses to admit it, he also becomes Itama's favorite test subjects for new product bc he and his brothers tolerance levels are insane so they need like, a normal guy to try shit on
As a person, Itama is one of those really friendly, charming, easy to get along with guys who seem to have a ton of friends— but when you look a bit closer you quickly notice that while many of those friends share their woes with him, he doesn't really with them. He has lots of friends but isn't really close to any.
He's a pretty good mix of his brothers, seeming friendly and cheerful like Hashirama but much more down to earth, and with the same ruthless streak as Tobirama underneath all the gentle mannerisms. He might be more ruthless than either of his brothers when it really comes down to it, but he's very slow to strike or anger, and virtually no one but his brothers and Touka really know he even has that side to him.
He's Konoha's lead poisons expert, is 100% aware and helping Tobirama with all of his especially fucked up experiments, and honestly that should tell you enough— but most tend to get distracted by the soft smiles and sleepy expression.
Art interlude ->
Anyways uhhh. All of this only exists bc I started thinking ab stoner Itama getting dumped face first into modern Konoha with Izuna, the two of them having been hiding after pissing off Madara for unimportant reasons. They don't realize they're not in their Konoha, and proceed to run from Madara (who they still think is mad at them)
Meanwhile Madara is losing his fucking MIND trying to chase down the ghost of his brother, and also some guy...? Who is that actually? He doesnt really give a shit tbh, Izuna oh god please come back here— ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW?
@fashionredalert : Zetsu lived in fear of Itama because itama would have made him into an edible That's why zetsu is two colors, itama smoked one half of him before zetsu managed to escape. One half intact the other half charred black
Please?? The closest hes been to death in years.
Itama was put on this earth to smoke everything he physically can, he hasnt been sober since he was 13, he no longer knows the meaning of fear or sanity. If it can burn he can smoke it
Hes holding one of those tiny Zetsu's going "Hey look at this fucked up plant I found :DD" then taking it straight into the weed lab
Zetsu specifically had him killed in canon bc he knew he'd grow to be too powerful pass it on
#im getting more and more itached to Itama by the day btw#this is also just the right balance of incredibly stupid and actually filled with potential if I wanted to write it seriously#i might actually consider writing a one shot for it#crack treated seriously is my favorite take#birds fic talk#naruto#naruto au#itama senju#senju itama#tobirama senju#senju tobirama#hashirama senju#senju hashirama#twins itama and tobirama#hashirama#tobirama#itama#birds fanart#uchiha izuna#izuna uchiha#izuna#konoha founders#naruto founders
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Hyde must have drank his milk as a kid, because how the fuck is he not breaking bones while jumping from roof to roof like a madman?
#like I get that he is technically younger than Henry#and by that I mean hes technically a toddler if we count when he became conscious as his birthday#but still#he's got the mind and body of a grown man#not a mature one but still#I'm younger than him by a long shot and if I tried that my back would have snapped like a kitkat#he's either more graceful than someone that used to be a ballerina#or he's literally the spirit of london at night#and I mean that in the “mf aint alive” kinda way#edward hyde#the glass scientists#henry jekyll#he just gets up from crouching down on roofs and his knees do that cracking sound#i need to see someone write/draw that#hahahhehe
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I never cared abt House but your art was the last push for me to see House and I get it. I finally get the obsession with Hilson. I cannot stop reading fanfic of this two old men
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
#this is the greatest news ive heard#which one was it. was it the gay ones#what made you crack#need more people to give this show a shot#right meow!!!!#heph answered
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Also, always a bit amused when 4K misses a spot while blanking things like this lol
#arc v#yugioh arc v#arcv#yugioh#project rambling#this is for my 'dub-uncut' edit for ep 1 lol#worked off the 4K blanking edit and touched it up some then threw on the text#looking at it more i'm leaning towards 3 myself [i usually like to try and adapt the reading to an ENG audience but sometimes#i'll leave vertical text vertical like this (see my GX 'Just After This! The Best Card...' bits)#also was kinda clever of 4K to cover up the You Show Juku kanji with Action Cards#...even if that's the literal name of the You Show School but anyway#i feel like i wanted to take a crack at this when I thought I'd be subbing ARC-V but think i ultimately worked only on the Ishjima poster#that Nico brings out--which i just revamped thanks to having posted my english edit here so i didn't lose it with my '22 drive crash#but thought 'hey i'm working on this 'what if faithful localization' why not give it a try'#like I did with the 5D's dub-uncut project and that article Angela wrote on Yusei in the DS arc#[i waaanted to be a full madman and take a full crack at translating the duel school ads in the beginning but#not too many shots of some of the ones off in the distance throughout the Standard arc to really make them out lol#might still translate location names like the bank young Yuya cries in front of or their middle school name in a later ep]
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[WIP] This is nowhere near done and I've been editing/rewording a lot (plus I've not even written the freaky parts) BUT THEY MAKE ME SICK.
(emphasis on I am still editing and changing things so if anything looks off/ is worded weirdly then that's why)
#eurylochus#odyseuss#yes this is manwhore au#no i don't know if this one shot will be more sad or freaky idk if ill lean towards more angst side of this au or crack#if its more angst even during the smut i will NOT call it manwhore au.#wip#epic the musical
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hi I just discovered this wonderful Crowskull artist & all I’m now thinking about is soft romantic lucanis/emmrich gestures.
#[ 🗡️ ] ── * mun { behind the scenes } .#tbd#// how lucanis started disliking emmrich and distrusting him#// feeling as though he’s merely a case study to the mourn watcher#// & then as time goes on & as rook encouraged everyone to know each other better#// in order to achieve their common goal#// lucanis deciding to converse more with emmrich#// even about spite.#// asking the fade expert questions#// beginning to feel some sort of connection between these short moments of conversation#// & he’s probably learned at book club that Emmrich has had his fair share of intimacy and romance albeit nothing serious#// whilst lucanis himself tried once & it failed. that’s the convo pertaining to viago & the dagger#// both of these men never experiencing true unconditional love#// one with experience bc he has the freedom to & one without bc his occupation didn’t allow time to explore his fantasies#// & sure. lucanis prob had those passing thoughts for lust or intimacy or what have you#// but his main focus is his work#// and the moment lucanis felt something for emmrich after he wasn’t able to land his shot with neve OR rook?#// you know damn well he went for it. he’s not missing an opportunity again#// and once Emmrich reciprocated? he was entirely smitten. those walls lucanis fortified after leaving the ossuary? they’re cracking#// & emmrich is seeing the authentic side of a man bereft of affection he forsook
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The way u draw hunter being a LARGE scugcat gimme funny ideas
FUCK THAT IS BIG. THEY LOOK LIKE THEY COULD EAT NSH, SHIT,,, THE SHEER SIZE OF THOSE EYEBALLS?????? HOLY FUCKMAS dear god not combined with those little tiny miniscule hands, dear jesus.... "They grow so fast... and so *BIG??*"
#Spot says stuff#others' art#rw#žvolov#i mean this in the most innocent way possible; THE ABSOLUTE *MASS* OF THAT SCUG ASS HOW ARE YOU NOT BUCKLIN UNDER THAT SDJGLSGML MY MAN!!!#thank you however this is wonderful. glorious mindfuck to recieve immediately after waking up i shot the Fuck up from my bed-#-in absolute shock i did Not think id be wakin up from a nightmare about gravitation directly to big fuck chongo break-a-liver scug today#ah yes.. finally.. -holds this picture up to the light- the canonically correct iterator and scug height comparison.. two years of searchin#also wonderful art!!! id compliment more if my brain stopped screechin to a halt over this. dear god thats like at least 70 solid kilos.#if not even more. a slugcat worth 10 bagtizillion water melons by weight alone#THAT SHIT LIES ON YOU? CHASSIS GONE!!! CRACKED!!!! RIBS FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE NOT SAVIN THIS ONE FROM *THAT* KINDA LOAF#THE HOSPITAL RIDE WONT BE WORTH IT MY MAN YOURE ALREADY DEAD...#jesus christ gourmand in these proportions. i no longer blame the vultures for gettin folded like that when That cannonball falls on em
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I am torn between 2 kuyas
#kuya's “i'd rather watch the little ones play with dirt” in sunburst fever really got me#getting images of kuya getting up at the crack of dawn to take garu to his little sports game#kuya just sits in the audience with his 23-espresso-shots cup of coffee like i am too old and too cold for this#gonna set this whole field on fire#maybe then i'll get to sleep in on sundays again#(garu happily playing sportsball in the background)#how can these kuyas get along in my brain#will they start violencing each other?#as is custom with kuya and kuya#or can they coexist#being simultaneously nurturing with the newbie yokai/horny for them?#is kuya that freaky?????#here's hoping. more at 9#kuya: pinches yakumo's ear and yanks it around#look who's got a spine after all ( ^◡^)っ#yakumo's snake: 눈_눈#actually hold on i'm about to link the fic that inspired me#nu carnival garu#nu carnival yakumo#nu carnival kuya#yakuya
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Happy Baltimore Pride, the parade starts in 3 and a half hours and I'm already exhausted
#am i excited to be in the parade for the first time ever? yes. am i as an audhd disaster already overwhelmed? yuh.#also like. for all the team/the pres and the few sober members are trying to make it safe for us pride just isnt sober/recovery friendly#like on the grand scheme big picture culturally i mean. yes you can easily avoid alcohol during daytime hours at the streetfair etc#but ive only seen one event very clearly advertise no alcohol. the rest is very much the shots shots rail liquor sponsored by x booze etc#and thats not to say it shouldn't be im not trying to ruin the fun for everyone else thats not what this is.#its more an observation of - damn. im four months into recovery with alcohol as an autistic bipolar person. this might suck.#like this might be really hard and not be as fun as I'd hoped and I'm grieving the fact i never got the experience the pride others did#the free unhinged party that my teammates have been constantly talking about in the chat for the last week#they're already cracking open beers im sure and the grilling starts at 11am at our parade spot so that they can start drinking and save $#im used to being on the outside of the glass but its always a smidge uncomfortable. it helps having sober teammates with me#but a part of me worries about this weekend i guess.#just... not feeling great in our body. bones feel wrong. everything feels tired and heavy. poor monster doesn't want to be seen.
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(ooc)
Fellas. What if I just. Replied to shit completely out of order? How would we feel abt that?
(I'm still having blockage of the writer's variety... but I want to try to respond to things. So badly. But also my inherent desire to be as chronological as possible...... sgchdhhdjcshdj)
#i want you to picture me laying face down on the floor rn. that's my mood.#actually picture that one panel of kim face down on the bed#that's me.#I have been drawing and maybe doing a little Voice Work in this time I just haven't gotten anything to a complete enough state to share imo#i suppose I do have more emotes I've done? based on comic panels and an spto screenshot...#but i was gonna do another scott one before i posted those and i just haven't circled back yet#which btw! if anyone wants me to take a crack at emotifying a panel or screenshot. send it in! I'll give it a shot#working on those can be pretty chill honestly#ANYWAY. back to the post at hand. idk. if people are cool w it dont expect immediate answers or anything? but yeah#ooc#txt#oh at least 2 of these asks are getting art responses btw. 100%. i just need to remember to do that... after this roxie sheet......
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ok here is my hot voltron take in 2024*
it’s all right. it’s not a masterpiece but that’s ok. it holds up and i still think it’s fun
i feel like it suffered from a lot of factors while it was coming out. the rushed production (76 episodes in just 2 years), fandom expectations exploding and exceeding what the show had ever planned to do, the creators running their mouths and people putting more faith in word of god than what made it into the actual show, etc.
it’s not the pinnacle of television. i think a lot of people had high hopes when it came out; i remember a lot of folks talking about how the people who made it had worked on the last airbender, so they were expecting a similar caliber. i think a better analogy would be that this is a mech anime for western audiences where mech animes aren’t really a thing. but it struggled to deliver on that
i do think the biggest thing it suffered from was the production schedule. i still don’t understand why it was divided up the way it was, into a bunch of small, unevenly distributed seasons. there’s a lot of things that could have been executed better, but didn’t get developed in the way they should have. and the final product (for a lot of the character stuff specifically) feels like a line of tropes strung together rather than a coherent narrative, and the plot had very little thought put into it long-term (there’s almost entire seasons that give no screen time to haggar/honerva and like. maybe we could have spent a bit more time showing her pulling the strings and manipulating zarkon/sendak/etc. rather than Only focusing on them, in the seasons where they’re the villains). this is generally something i associate with things that lasted past their expiration date (like supernatural lol). i would have to look more closely into the development of the later seasons, because it really gives the impression they just had to run with their first thoughts and didn’t have time to flesh things out properly, especially in contrast to the seasons with lotor because they were almost cooking with that
for example, they almost sold me that allura had developed feelings for lance, but then in order to make it clear, they started making her all blushy and awkward around him because That’s A Trope People Understand That Means A Girl Likes A Boy, when that was really never who she was. they reached for it as shorthand to signal to the audience but didn’t really think too deeply about Who they were applying it to. the whole thing with shiro’s partner (and ambiguous autoimmune disease that exists only for one scene) would have been nothing if the creators hadn’t hyped it up so much beforehand, and if a little more time had been given and a little more care had gone into the scenes where that mattered, and if there had been literally any indication of it in the previous 6 seasons. they could have thought about how audiences would interpret pidge’s gender fuckery and done something to address that to avoid accusations of queerbaiting. it just added drama to season 1, they made a bathroom joke in season 2, and then forgot it was ever a plot point. whenever keith is on screen he’s the main character. he has the most developed arc out of any of the paladins (finding his family, becoming a leader, learning to not be such a loner) but again, whole swathes of episodes go by without him. and in his absence no one else really takes the spotlight. it just focuses on plot. hunk doesn’t really get anything to do until season 7, and it’s a very good scene where he’s jealous of lance and pidge for having their families back but it also feels like the first time he’s taken seriously in 60+ episodes. et cetera.
*big caveat that i just finished season 7, and season 8 was where i lost interest and never finished. i know The Big Thing that happened in season 8 and i can see where they were coming from. i’m sure they were thinking about doing a Big Damn Sacrifice and making some statement about the loss of the Old World to give birth to the New. i just don’t think they were mindful of 1) who they were sacrificing or 2) the fact that they were telling this story in the real world, where there’s countless other stories about black women being denied happiness in order to further someone else’s story. i don’t think this show Uniquely Hates Women because it has the same level of sexism that’s present pretty much across the board in modern sci-fi. they didn’t need to shoehorn in the romance but they clearly tried to be more mindful than the original (instead of Zero female paladins, there were two for most of the show.) they definitely had huge blind spots and i’m not excusing that but i do think that doesn’t cancel out everything else. it seems to be due to obliviousness rather than active malice. but again, i have yet to watch the final episodes
#starting season 8 tonight so we’ll see how that goes#please no one @ me i’m not trying to bring up old discourse im just getting my thoughts out#mine#voltron#still one of my most popular tags despite not posting Content for several years. damn#i’m gonna miss it. i feel like i should have given it a second shot earlier#rly just got swept up in and then repelled by fandom culture#but it is fun and it has potential. i can fix her#not me rewriting voltron legendary defender in the year 2024. four days before it disappears forever#i am less annoyed with the treatment of pidge because i hc her as a trans girl and it’s like. all right to not be a big deal#once she’s said her piece. there is a weird moment in season like 4-5 where a stranger misgenders her. and that never comes up again#also still not a huge keith head but i’m chewing on heith a little more. used to just kinda be a crack ship for me#man i’m kinda wishing i’d dug out the rover i made when i was at my parents’ house last week#but again. this is almost where they lost me last time so i’m reserving judgement#just realizing a bad final season shouldn’t have made me feel like i couldn’t enjoy Any of it yknow
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Mothman Propaganda!
In the great question of who should be Vox's ultimate partner, how could it be anything other than the two great Moths??? Valentino and, of course, Mothman.
And really, how could the victor ever be anything other than the cryptid? He's an icon, he's in the news, there's a whole town dedicated to him (Mothman is ripped, Mothman has a six pack). He has wings, how can we know for sure Valentino does?
He's tall, he's mysterious, he's gorgeous, everyone knows of him. Don't you just want to curl up in Mothman's arms twenty feet above ground, looking down on everyone? Don't you want that for Vox?
Vote for Mothman before the polls close!
I like bouncing off your shininess, Like a moth I blunder. Point me towards the lover's moon And there I'll dream and wander. Dream and wander.
"Mothman" - Galloping Foxleys
#is this potentially the most crack aesthetic I have ever made???#yes it might be!#*head shots (art)#*elevator pitch (dash interactions)#Hellaina's vote is for Mothman#Hellaina is the one who sets this whole thing up#Dia also votes for mothman#Vox is mostly confused but hey if the people are happy then it's good for business!#Jayden votes mothman for the meme#Adelard has no horse in this race he doesn't know who mothman is#more Vox/mothman stuff would be hilarious#or counter support for Val who is currently losing#at a grand total of 13.3% of the vote#but also there is a truly wild amount of mothman art and songs#it's incredible and hilarious#seretonin for days#no canon boyfriend just mothman just cryptid#the great moth off!
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Various recent pictures of things
#or.. recent ISH.. this was still a few months ago lol#photo diary#EEEee... it's like over 45 minutes away from where I live but I finally found an arcade to go to that's not like entirely in the city and#is less busy. I went like the second they opened at 11:55am on a tuesday while school was still in. So there was basically no other people#there aside from like 5 staff. + wearing high quality KN95 mask and limiting my time there to under 1hr..#Also this was before the current summer covid surge happening since June in the US. so... I got to do One Single safe activity for once lol#skee ball my beloved.....#I actually don't like a lot of arcade games so I basically just spent 70% of the time doing skeeball ghjbjh#But I did weirdly like that pearl themed machine.. even though its one of those foolish games where you just drop items#and hope that they build up enough to let coins fall. like very boring not skill based or etc. But the Aesthetics of it.. I was drawn#to.. I wanted to crack the glass open and harvest the smooth white orbs from inside.. it would have been even cooler if they were#actually pearlescent in some way. but the round bubbly design and the blue and white water and shell theme entranced me#I love air hockey also but this machine was really flat and weird. like not enough air was pumping and the puck was very cheap and flimsy#An afterschool daycare place I went to once as a child had an air hockey machine that they would allow kids limited use to sometimes#and the air was always BLASTING up from the table so much that you could lay on it and it was like being hit by a slight breeze. and the#puck was very hefty and more of a satisfying clunk when you shot it around. I mastered skee ball with two arms#where I would load up a game on two machines right next to each other and throw one ball with my left hand to the left machine and one#with my right to the other and still got an okay ish score on both lol. But I do forget arcades can be very sensory overwhelming like#bright lights and noises and stuff.. walking past every blinking machine chirping at me like SHUT UP I'm trying to get to SKEE BALL#leave me ALONNEE. ghjhb... ANYWAY.. other stuff.. some images of clouds as usual.. a quaint little breakfaste#of eggs. pickled onions. grapes strawberries. and some turkey bacon. Also ofcourse Cat In Weird Position image.#he's always sitting with his legs stretched out funny#I kind of hate arcades on principle since much is a waste of money and time and many games are rigged (especially claw games) where#theres like some Illusion of Skill but so much of it is just random. I simply do not have the patience for that sort of thing. And usually#all the stuff you can win is bad anyway. BUT I also love active games.. if there was a place where I could JUST play skee ball. ddr.#air hockey. and like games where you have to aim at stuff (shooting games. wack a mole. etc.) then I would go there instead.#Active Games Only arcade. It bothers me sometimes to have to walk past all the scammy games to get to the decent ones lol..#Begone.. Out of my site at once... wretched claw machines.. and those things where you try and stop a light or whatever
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Hope yall are ready for another 8+k one-shot on August 14th cuz I once again can't figure out how to format this thing into separate chapters in a way I like!
#also my friend from across the country is coming down that sane day and i dont wanna deal with posting updates while theyre here#i wanna hang out with them!#your only getting a date cuz the one shot is gonna be my sort of anniversary fic this year#last year it was the steel chair fic#this year it is NOT crack#like not like sad and it does have a happy ending but also i did cry a little writing one part of it#still gotta finish it tho#its almost done dw#gotta do one more 'transitional' scene as i like to call them#and the actual battle which if you read end of the line will take me forever and will be like pulling teeth#but i will write it!#it should hopefully be easier than that battle scene due to fewer moving parts#thats all the hints youre getting for the fic#super excited to post it tho#enjoy my midnight ramblings
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Going from watching 2000s Doctor Who to 2000s Tatort is like shooting yourself in the face
#that apartment looks like the one my maternal aunt and uncle used to live in#but like if it was open concept and with a corpse and a shot cop#he won’t die#I’ve seen him in Nacht Der Kommissare#this is all so painfully 2000s omg#I need more of this#this is crack for me#Bro und niemand in dieser bekloppten Folge redet auch nur ein Wort da ist nur so random Elektro Musik im Hintergrund#text#tatort#doctor who
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Xina/Miguel + casual touch has ME screaming crying throwing up actually.
#like. augh. miguel who’s not. used to being overly physically affectionate holding xina#<- also side note the infamous holding her shoulders from behind pose is soooooooo early 20s miguel in his first love not being sure if it#will be accepted TO ME#xina’s bold and unashamed w her affection but also like shdjfj I bet she used to teasingly poke and prod him in the side#she’ll move him if he’s in the way in the kitchen or some shit#just literally casually lift his arm up to grab something behind him or some shit#I bet she’s a casual affectionate kisser considering she’s also a cuddler in canon#like give him a quick kiss on the shoulder as she leaves cause she’s not going to crane her neck all the way up at the crack of dawn#ALSO. I hc that he used to freeze up awkwardly if she did stuff like. casually tuck his hair behind his ears at first#Miguel doesn’t know how to react w affection he deems as like. fussing. imo. it’s not that he doesn’t like it esp from Xina it’s just.#unfamiliar and it’s one of the times he just kind of instinctively freezes#also lmao to kid Miguel clearly shooting his shot and Xina being endeared by those cringe antics (affectionate)#he’ll hand around her waist thing in public at times sure at home they’ll just cuddle up to one another while marathoning Xina’s fave#twencen flicks#I don’t hmmmmmm haven’t come to a consensus on hand holding for them. they do yeah but more so in private and quiet absentminded moments#not a Lot. but just to be near to one another sometimes#tunes talks 2099#ANYWAYS. I want to write silly romantic drabbles abt them 🥰
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