#is kuya that freaky?????

[fisheito]

I am torn between 2 kuyas

[ask-mreiden]

You ever think about how

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

your clan members are?

If you think they’re wild, oh, you have no idea what you’re in for with me~

[eggyboyoart]

NU: carnival harem and if they would/would not fuck their clone

[RATED +18]

EIDEN;

yes. he is unbelievably pro clone-fucking. he canonically fucks his clone (SSR Salacious King). While I haven't got Salacious King and idk what the intimacy rooms are; I know for a fact that Eiden (both of them) are having the time of their kinky little lives.

I imagine that they’re both teasing and confident, manoeuvring around each other with expert ease. Since eiden himself is incredibly versatile already, its not hard for them to fall into a sexy rhythm...

Eiden is also pro clansmembers-fucking-his-own-clone-in-front-of-him and pro clones-fucking-the-clansmembers (my boy is versatile).

ASTER;

Aster is pro clone-fucking in the way that both him and his clone are ganging up on Eiden or Morvay. Imagine with me; one Aster behind Eiden, nibbling on his neck and the other in the front - torturing him with some toys. Thats Aster, baby.

They end up with their focus split, torn between watching their partner fall apart beneath them and sneaking glances toward his clone while hes not looking – secretly checking himself out.

Eiden ends up covered in bites and passed out from exhaustion at the end :))

MORVAY;

YES YES YES YES YES YES

THEY GET SO FREAKY. mmm incubus x incubus.. it starts off a little hesitant, with both of them wondering if they could feed off each other’s ‘essence’ and soon after - like Aster, they both ALSO end up ganging up on Eiden – damn near fist-fighting each other to get to Eiden’s ‘prize jewels’.

Eiden ends up ABSOLUTELY exhausted at the end. Its like that meme with the shriveled up man next to other person sleeping.

this isn't the exact meme, but its the same vibe.

YAKUMO;

ohh.. sweet baby yakumo..

hes so hesitant, he most likely got the idea from Eiden asking both Yakumos to double-team him. Yakumo usually struggles with 'possessive' snake instincts and weirdly enough, its the same with his own clone (despite the fact they're the same person lol).

however.. a little after Yakumo x Eiden x Yakumo's Clone.. both yakumos sneak off into the night for some 'private exploration'.. neither of them speak of it out of pure embarrassment, but the suspiciously snake-shaped bite marks on each other’s neck do not go unnoticed..

EDMOND;

hes offended that you would even suggest such a thing. he is a righteous man of noble intentions, he would never even think of such perverted acts- get your mind out of the gutter, you scoundrel-!

while edmond doesn't necessarily feel attracted to himself sexually, neither of the vice-captains can resist sneaking a little peak around the back.. but overall, nothing beyond some subtle glances.

eiden tries to convince them both for some 'regulation' but he doesn't get very far when two blushing swordsmen put their blades up to his throat.. (better luck next time, big man)

OLIVINE;

... :3

this busty priest has probably never really thought about his own attractiveness too much but... is his chest really that voluptuous?

honestly? olivine is probably the one to bring this up to eiden. both priests approach the grand sorcerer quietly in the evening, mumbling about 'essence regulation'.. thats really just an excuse though. hes both insanely embarrassed and intensely aroused at his own sounds and squirming body ('does he really sound like that?').

eiden also has a good time when he gets to see two busty priests pressed up against each other and making out (LUCKY BITCH)

QUINCY;

ahh yes, our resident bear..

i don't believe he would be particularly interested in fucking his own clone, unfortunately. I just don’t think that he is his own type.. but, with a low mumble of 'troublesome..', he could be convinced/teased into tag-teaming eiden or a certain cheeky fox..

in this situation, i imagine one quincy leant back against the headboard, eiden/kuya on top of him and the other quincy behind eiden/kuya with double penetration orr.. both quincys spitroasting eiden/kuya :))

either way, the clones are less focused on each other and more focused on their partner.

KUYA;

soo, the myth, the man, the legend - our local mischievous fox yokai..

i believe this would start off relatively simply, with both kuyas ganging up/sexually torturing eiden in possessive competition. similarly to yakumo, his jealous instincts are not curbed when faced with his own clone and they both spend the whole time exchanging quips and witty remarks while just plowing eiden.

but after.. i believe both kuyas sneak off to 'hate-fuck' essentially. its bitter, aggressive and honestly violent with how rough they get with each other and in the end.. i don't think there is a winner here.

GARU;

okay.. desperate bottom x desperate bottom AHH-

its wild how they go at each other.. honestly, eiden probably walks in on them frotting – the room thick with the scent of sweat and slick and a sight so erotic that eiden is mystically compelled to join (honestly bro? me too).

honestly, if i can get a little 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂.. its wet. they're both drooling, from their mouth and.. down there.. and honestly, eiden is too. and if both wolf yokai desperately cling to their master, whining so sweetly.. who is he to deny them?

KARU;

honestly? I do believe that within karu is a man capable of being on top. It takes a lot, some self-given pep-talk and enough teasing – I do genuinely believe karu would be able to successfully dominate someone, though in more of a ‘whimpery top’ kind of style..

that’s sort of what happens when eiden tries to get under both karu’s skin, sliding up to them with his usual audacity. Eventually, both karus come to a mutual agreement that there is strength in numbers and agree to take the grand sorcerer down.

It ends in a similar position as quincy’s – spitroasting eiden though with a lot more whimpering and drooling from all parties involved.

BLADE;

My other, beautiful pookie..

This story starts with some good old fashioned exploration. At first, its purely curiosity – poking and prodding at each other with eager fingers and excitable eyes. But once one of them press on a particularly sensitive spot, its all over for them. Once one of the e-droids gets the idea, the other is all too eager to delve right into the good stuff.

Eiden probably walks in on them right in the middle of the act – the two tangled up and sweaty, and they’re more than happy to extend a hand to their darling~

DANTE;

The identical Sun Lords are appalled at the very idea. They are not interested in each other like that, at all – and truthfully, they end up barely getting along due to both of their stubborn natures.

Though, the one thing they can agree on is that eiden needs to be taken down a peg. This probably ends up as a mixture of Quincy and Kuya’s scenarios – with both Sun Lord’s less focused on each other but more so on tormenting the frustrating ‘grand sorcerer’.

Spitroasting is probably the way to go here, with eiden’s mouth being put to ‘better uses’.. it looks like they’re finally getting along :))

REI;

(I don’t know much about rei so forgive me lol)

Fascinating.. they spend a majority of the time researching each other, jotting down notes and findings as they debate and theorise. Eventually (to no ones surprise), this research ends up becoming ‘research’ – if you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge..

Interestingly enough, I don’t see eiden being involved at all here, nor do I see either of them topping the other.. I think its mostly ‘experiments’ that rei more-so wanted to perform on himself, that has now been made easier using his body double.

Either way, with both intelligent minds - their time researching has actually proven to be rather productive, which leads rei to seriously consider finding a way to regularly clone himself..

[pendwelling]

um just wanted to let u know that an oomf of mine rted ur short thread abt tm4rry and i wholeheartedly agree with everything abt it most especially the hyung/sunbae and ivntill and tom being crazy obsessive bl top, like u r def not alone it it hehe 👉👈 (also i didnt save the post but i saw someone once said that tom is very kr bl manhwa top materials hngjdhdjhf) (honestly i agree)

THANK YOU...THANK YOU IM GLAD TO KNOW PPL AGREE WLJDKDK 🥹😭😭

To give Ivan AlienStage credit tho, I feel like he's more well-adjusted (as.... well-adjusted as someone in his situation can be lmao) than a young '1930s/'40s!Tom Might-Become-Evil Riddle, but they are both absolutely Freaky in their own ways and I enjoy it sm.

HP's Very White culture not having any honorific for their magical school setting is such a shame...... They fit that trope of crazy younger top and upperclassman who wants nothing to do with them. I need time-traveller!Harry to be called "hyung/sunbae"(gēge, -nii, kuya, other lang. alternatives) by a freaky infatuated wolf-in-sheep's-clothing Tom so bad. What if I HC'ed Tom as half-asian, what then, who will stop me..... (canonically speaking, unfortunately I doubt his upbringing would have even allowed half-asian!Tom to be familiar with the other half of his heritage, but maybe one of the nicer more knowledgeable workers at Wool's would share a background...)(delusional)(so delulu)(but also imagine the even MORE MASSIVE complex he'd develop. Arriving in Hogwarts and in Slytherin as only Half-white AND Half-pureblood in the magical cultural society of Britain? So much internalized racism in one desperately ambitious guy.......)

Also there was that whole thing about Nagini being played by a South Korean woman in the Fantastic Beast movies and the whole racial stereotypes/implications it brought with it. (I'm very not knowledgeable about the history between Voldemort and Nagini but in this alternate scenario...) imagine a young wasian Tom Riddle finding solidarity? comfort? kinship? with Nagini, who can only be understood by him (parseltongue/korean). A kindled friendship, Nagini perhaps taking to Tom like he's a lil (potentially evil) hatchling. I'm thinking of a more wholesome relationship (as wholesome as a young TMR can get LMAO,,) but ah..... whenever you think about the HP world with more than a few braincells, the worst it really gets WKDHKKS

(but well. that's the joy of fanworks, right? Reclaiming and reworking the views of the original with more nuance and diversity.... I heard the Marauders side of fandom is doing that especially, and good on them!!)

(ALSO SORRY I got carried away again,,, somehow this always happens LMAO but anyway— "very kr bl manhwa top material" WHOEVER SAID THAT WAS SO RIGHT LMAO)

[moedimorphism]

thinking about how the h scene demeanours change depending on the event’s emotional subtext.. with the current event they’re relatively vanilla (in comparison to others, at least)

the current event is lighthearted and reminiscent, so the h scenes aren’t as hardcore and quote unquote freaky as they usually are? at least in comparison to welcome to elysium and mirage of scales, the content is a lot more dialed back in terms of what they’re doing.. (think current kuya h scene vs elysium h scene..)

like my absolute favourite thing is how much emotion + story is told through the intimacy rooms LOL. it gives me incentive to finish them

[phaerlax]

The first/second anniversary for Nukani was a Freaky Friday scenario, wasn't it?

Their personalities were changed but not exchanged! I want to see a canon snippet of Kuya in Yakumo's body and what have you. Comedy stuff, since the game's demographics don't allow for things to get shippy.

[pwurrz]

For the ship bingo!

Yakumond, Quinte (you know me 🙃), Kuyamond, Olimond, Yakuoli, YakuOliMond (all 3 of them), Kuyarei, Quinrei, Quinyarei (Quincy-Kuya-Rei), YakuDante, BladeDante, Blademond.....

Should I even add Quincamo? I already know you love it 🤭

wrow that’s a lot of images!!! ok so basically:

yakumond my babies. my cutie patooties. my first polyclan ship. they’re so so good together and so cute and perfect and mwah chef’s kiss 10/10 perfect ship. and quinte… man. listen technically yes all of them are fucking the same guy but this is relevant in this case because that one quinte fic i read where quincy teaches dante how to be better at sex blasted my eyes WIDE OPEN and they have refused to close ever since. also the way you draw them??? peak. if i didn’t already ship them i would after seeing your art

kuyamond, kuya and edmond. truly a freaky ship if i’ve ever seen one /pos. i think edmond might actually explode the second kuya suggests he has any interest in him so actually getting them together would be. difficult but just. lock them in a room together or something. they’ll figure it out ♡ and olimo!! my sweeties <3 i’ve known their dynamic is as sweet as pie since idol fest. so cute, so supportive. the best of friends and also they kiss and have freaky sex sometimes.

yakuolimond is basically just my thoughts on olimo and yakumond combined but kuyarei??? holy shit. if quinya didn’t exist these two would be THE divorced ship of all time. literally cannot go three seconds without bickering with each other. it’s on sight with these two. they have SO many problems. they should make out about it

quinrei is good, very cute very chill. they work very nice together. enjoy each other’s peaceful company. but quinyarei?? man i just feel bad for quincy LMAO. i added the bits about codependency and devotion because of quinya.. they may act like they hate each other but they truly can’t live without one another. throw rei into the mix and well. sex probably wouldn’t fix this problem. in fact it would probably make it worse… they should still have sex anyways

blademond… another peak edmond ship. i truly love their dynamic. blade is so confident and loving and shameless about the way that he loves and he encourages edmond to also be more honest about his feelings and it’s good. it’s good stuff. and my opinions on yakudante and danteblade are pretty much the same but YAKUDANTE. WOW. that sure is a ship i didn’t even CONSIDER until from the earth, nectar. everyone should go read that btw. right now. even if you don’t like dante very much. trust me it’ll change your mind. holy shit it’s hilarious seeing yakumo from dante’s perspective and also eiden truly is the best wingman.

[ruvviks]

🍄 🍂 🌻 for erytheia :3

d&d oc asks!

🍄 What are your OCs favourite snacks? Their favourite comfort food which always cheers them up when they’re down? Favourite meal to make? Do they enjoy baking and cooking and are they any good in the kitchen?

erytheia is a wonderful cook :] she's visited so many countries and the most exciting thing to her about visiting a new place is discovering the local cuisine and trying out as many new things as possible and teaching herself new methods and new dishes. this is why her favorite foods would change quite often depending on where she has last been because she tends to give you an answer that corresponds with that corner of the world

taking the first act of the story as anchor point for these answers, her favorite snack would definitely be lemon shrimp bites! it's fresh citrus-y grilled shrimp on skewers with bell pepper and yumia (sweet and sour citrus fruit with the texture of a mango) and a very popular streetfood found in mainly northern kharfaldir kingdom, around kuya springs :] her comfort food will always be creamy garlic butter noodles with grilled salmon and cucuri (imagine a very savory and slightly spicy cucumber) which is a dish most commonly found back in ridgewater around sinon, where she was born; her mother used to make it a lot and she always loved it so much <3 and her favorite meal to make during the first act of the story would be a vast array of curries!! she loves experimenting with it, especially because the party doesn't always have the best ingredients at hand, but she generally manages to make it work especially with caius' help :]

🍂 Does your OC enjoy hugs? What do they do as a show of affection for: their friends, their family, their significant other(s) or for strangers? Over all what are they like with recieving affection from others?

erytheia is a little hesitant with physical contact when it comes to strangers, but the closer she gets with someone the more she will initiate it with them. it's very easy to tell how much she likes you based on how close she gets to you :]

she's very good at reading people and can generally tell what others are most in need of, whether that is having something done for them or needing to talk about something, and she's good at acting on these sorta things. it makes her a very reliable and comforting friend, and it's why her party loves her so much

if the party were to ever meet her family, it'd get clear very quickly why she is the way she is because the rest of her family is exactly the same. very open and welcoming and inviting and comforting :] but they're also all very good at reading you which may get a little freaky when exposed to all of that for too long

🌻 What little things do they notice about people or the world around them that make them happy? What tiny little treasures do they find in the normal every day that makes the world seem a little brighter for them?

erytheia loves seeing love in the world ^_^ with all the death she has seen in her days it would make her most happy to see the connections between people, seeing them love each other to the end of the world and beyond that because to her that's what keeps people grounded and alive (with love in this case not limited to romantic love obviously). she also loves seeing the tidemother (her patron, she's a cleric!) in everything; every seashell brought her way, every splash of water from the ocean on her face, every moonlit evening; it all makes her feel like the tidemother is watching over her and it makes her feel so happy and safe :]

[shonenkun309]

A/N : What's up? I hope you are not bored with the previous chapter. As I mentioned earlier, the hot events haven't started yet so consider the first chapters as a warm-up. I promise you that the next ones will be exciting and a strong character will appear soon.

𝑯𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝑭𝒖𝒏 ~𝑺𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒏~

Chapters : 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5

𝑻𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒆𝒅 ➡➡➡

ᑕᕼᗩᑭTᗴᖇ 6

Futaba couldn't shake the unease gnawing at her. "Are you really sure about this?" she asked, her voice tinged with disbelief as she tried to wrap her head around Koga's words, which felt like a dark omen. Koga was still animatedly explaining, piecing together fragments of last night's strangeness. "I was shocked too, at first I thought Kuya's tale was just some wild dream, but the dude was dead serious." He recounted the eerie encounter at Shinobazu Pond—the ghostly Wraith and the shadowy figure that had sent it packing.

"Man, to think Wraiths are creeping back into our lives," Koga muttered, his brow furrowed in concern. Futaba couldn’t help but nod; her mind raced back to the recent Wraith sighting at her school. “It's like they’re multiplying. First the one at my school, then this—god, what's next?"

Koga frowned, his expression darkening. “You think Akiyasu is getting back in the game?” The very mention of that name sent a shiver down Futaba's spine. Akiyasu had orchestrated the chaos last time, seeking a sacrifice to resurrect his old man. She knew too well how that had ended—Masakado's Wraith purified, Akiyasu’s grand plan crumbling into dust. "I doubt it," she replied, her tone steady but tense. "Aki’s got no real reason to stir the pot again. Ever since the fallout, the government’s been all over him like flies on... well, you know.”

“Yeah, but if what you’re saying holds up, then why the hell are Wraiths popping up again like some bad sequel? And what was that thing lurking by the pond?” Koga shot back, frustration seeping into his words.

“What if it was an Ayakashi?” Futaba suggested, the pieces clicking into place. “They’ve got the power to banish Wraiths, too.” Koga paused, clearly impressed. “Good point."

A heavy silence settled, and then, simultaneously, their eyes widened in horror. “We’re both thinking the same thing, right?” Koga broke the silence, his voice barely above a whisper.

Futaba took a deep breath, the implications chilling her to the bone. “What if this ties into that freaky collapse phenomenon?” Even though the odd collapses had kicked off before Kuya spotted that entity, it didn’t mean he was off the hook. After all, these collapses were a hallmark of Wraiths or some unexplained Ayakashi lurking in the shadows, and every theory under the sun was now on the table. They could feel the tension crackling in the air, as if the very fabric of their world was about to unravel.

°•°•°•°•°

Koga smirked as they strolled out of the shadowy alley, the weight of their previous conversation hanging in the air. "Guess it won't be long before Aizen sends you the call since it's all about the Wraiths and whatnot." He paused, nodding slightly as if the thought settled in his mind. "If that happens, you let me know, and I'll be there faster than a bullet."

Futaba nodded, her eyes sparkling with a mix of gratitude and something deeper. "Of course, I will..." She let the words drift, the two of them locked in a moment that felt suspended in time, their gazes holding a promise that didn’t need to be verbalized. But just as the silence deepened, Koga felt an unexpected prick at his forehead, as if someone was trying to drill through his thoughts. He turned to catch a glimpse of Futaba's companions.

“Haha! Looks like your friends are itching to get your attention, huh?” he chuckled, breaking the tension.

"Huh?" Futaba turned, only to see Nachi and Fukajiro loitering on the opposite side, bags of groceries in hand. Fukajiro, however, was giving him that intense glare that could melt steel.

Futaba felt a shiver run down her spine. (I swear, I just saw her eyes flash red...) she thought. "Hey, Fukajiro, it’s rude to stare!"

Koga chuckled again, raising his hands in mock defense. "No worries, I’ll slide out now. Catch you later, Futaba." He tousled her hair affectionately, a gesture that was all too familiar to them both, before they exchanged their goodbyes with a subtle wave.

Nachi broke the fragile bubble. "So, what’s the chit-chatting is about there?"

Futaba glanced back to ensure Fukajiro was still preoccupied. "I’ll fill you in later. Father should be home now." It was a cryptic code only Nachi would catch—there were things discussed in hushed tones that wouldn’t fly in front of Fukajiro. Their pace quickened as they walked on.

Fukajiro squinted at them suspiciously. "You two seem a bit too cozy for my liking. He can just run his fingers through your hair whenever he wants?"

Futaba blinked. "What...? It's just Koga being Koga, no big deal."

Fukajiro scoffed, her eyes straight ahead, resolute in her disapproval. It was abundantly clear she wasn’t fond of Koga, but she let it simmer before changing the subject. "So, what were you guys chatting about back there?"

Futaba felt a rush of anxiety. There was no way she could spill the Ayakashi details in front of Fukajiro, not when it was so delicate. "It’s really nothing worth your time," she deflected, hoping to brush off the question.

But Fukajiro’s frown deepened, irritation swirling in her gaze as Nachi, felt the weight of the tension and shifted nervously. Fukajiro's curiosity had been ignited, and it was clear this conversation wasn't over yet.

°•°•°•°

Fortunately, Fukajiro didn’t press for the details about what had transpired between her friends, opting instead to follow them back to Futaba’s house just as her father was pulling up.

“Father!” both Futaba and Nachi called out in unison, their voices laced with excitement.

“Well, well,” Mototaka chuckled, a warm grin spreading across his face. “Looks like you two missed me even after such a short separation.”

“Welcome home,” Nachi offered, attempting to hide his embarrassment.

“I promised I’d whip up a special dinner since you’re back,” Futaba declared, beaming with pride as she juggled grocery bags in her arms. Mototaka’s smile widened, but his gaze quickly shifted to the unfamiliar figure hanging back by the door—Fukajiro.

“Who’s this? A friend of yours?” he inquired, genuine curiosity sparkling in his eyes.

As everyone filed into the house, Fukajiro stepped forward, ready to introduce herself.

“Ah, I see you’re with Nachi then,” Mototaka remarked, putting the pieces together.

“Wh- DAD?!” Nachi stammered, his face turning beet red as panic washed over him, prompting a ripple of laughter from the others. But Fukajiro’s eyes were locked onto Mototaka, an intense focus that didn’t go unnoticed.

“Fukajiro, what did I tell you about staring at people?!” Futaba chided, trying to tamp down her friend’s awkwardness. But Fukajiro remained unfazed, her gaze unwavering.

“Little Natch tells me you’re an art dealer,” she said, her emerald eyes glinting with admiration as they fixed on Mototaka.

“I keep hearing your name tossed around in Yokohama; I can’t believe you’re Futaba’s dad. What a coincidence! Nice to meet you, Mr. Saotome,” Fukajiro proclaimed, bowing respectfully in his direction. The old man’s smile deepened at her enthusiasm.

“Ha! What a polite young lady,” he replied, a twinkle in his eye. “I’m glad to see Futaba and Nachi have such a wonderful friend.”

And just like that, the atmosphere in the room lightened, filled with laughter and the promise of a shared meal, as the threads of their lives intertwined a little more as evening approached.

[fisheito]

Neuron Activation Ranking - NU:CARNAL

it's list time. . .but i need to narrow down the criteria so it actually ends up a list and not a Blob of Varying Circumstances through which No Clear Tiers can be determined.

So here's a ranking of whose intimacy rooms i unlock first, based on Horny Potential🤔

Typically, i unlock rooms based on several criteria e.g., how much i like the specific outfit, how useful the unit would be in battle, whether i have enough intimacy gifts for them.

But let's pretend that EVERYONE has a unit in my box. All the above criteria are equal. In which order do I unlock them?

1! Eiden IF WE GOT REGULAR EIDEN UNITS HE WOULD BE FIRST BUT HERE I AM , REGULARLY EIDENLESS, . OH MY GOD when that anniversary banner offered galactic mist eiden i have never thrown my gems at a banner SO FAST SELFCEST KING EIDEN I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOUR YAOI MULLET BUT I NEED THAT HOT EIDEN ON EIDEN ACTION I NEED TO SEE THE GOD OF SEX DOING WHAT HE DOES BEST

2! Yakumo Sigh.

3! Morvay he gets priority because he has almost no content AND I AM SO CURIOUS. FASTPASS FOR MORV. that face he makes in Mauve Mayhem R5 ? where he's smushed into the pillow while being railed into oblivion? yeah. i think about that a lot. i would like to see more of that. please and thank you.

4/5! Garu and Rei it's a toss-up based on my mood. garu if i want to see someone submissive, rei if i want to see eiden getting pushed around a bit. How am i supposed to resist a powerbottom strutting around in thighhigh heeled boots? i can.t. No lie tho, I often have more incentive to unlock Garu bc i want to keep up with the MULTITUDE of puppyfans surrounding me 😂

6/7! Olivine and Edmond another shared ranking based on mood. oli if i want the juicy boobs and edmond if i want the juicy thighs LOL these two have dropped slightly in priority from my earlygame because i've unlocked more content with them and thus feel the need to balance by unlocking garu+rei first AHAHAHA but. two things will always draw me in: oli's freakiness and ed's b(oot)eautyness

8! Blade With the bottoms out of the way, I'll mosey on over to BB Blade. That wonderful weirdo often has something interesting going on, and I liiiiiive for The Novelty. What will e-droid bring to show and tell today? Maid dress? Chewing? Candle Darling? Let's see!

9! Dante kinda wanna see him and eiden do their silly sex competitions. maaaybe see him get fokin pwned by eiden in the battle of experience. maaaaaaaaaybe watch him struggle to suppress his stupid embarrassing romantic side . DEEEEEFINITELY laugh at how badly he's fallen for eiden.

10! Kuya i find kuya super pretty, but i end up unlocking him more for lore reasons. i love how he spices up the character interactions with his. . kuya-ness, but i'm not keen on getting edged into oblivion and bearing his bebbehs , yaknowwhatimean.

11! Aster Aster would be around here if his future SSRs follow the flavour of his current LongAster card. i'm too busy admiring him for his Stone Top vibes to summon much horny for him 😆 but i WOULD unlock him for potential morvaster interactions and, of course, the lore.

12! Quincy somehow, he doesn't activate any horny within me. idk. every time he says something's too troublesome, i'm just agreeing with him frfr. i'd rather nod at him respectfully as we go about our separate affairs in the forest than ride him into the sunset. also i am scared of his dick.

FAC (Frequently Anticipated Comments)

You could have just said you were a dom lol Nooooo little old me? i'm sooooo tired. imagine taking control for longer than 3 minutes. too much also, you think i'd be able to dom rei?! HAH i'm getting stepped on by birdcat heels. i'm not about to fight a futile battle.

3 minutes are all you need sometimes( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) i'm not about to speedrun someone's cummies leave me alone

What about Bottom Quincy? i'm listening...

I completely agree with your ranking and am thrilled to have found a kindred spirit. Thank you, comrade. I am glad we could somehow find each other in this infinite swirling cosmos of time and space. 🤝