#this is me with robert pattinson

[minnnieminmin]

Chris Pratt using his normal voice as Garfield meanwhile Robert Pattinson over here using his most fucked up gremlin voice to play a bird that you wouldn't even know it was him until you saw the credits

[littlemsdelulu]

me when i find a new celebrity crush to overly obsess about

[emo-batboy]

A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

Part 43 (Masterlist)

(Part 44)

Me, to myself: I just think the series was better when I posted several times a week because the pacing felt more natural, and it translates better when people binge it.

Also Me, holding two jobs and a bat: If you try to post once a day again, I will disconnect your head from your shoulders—

@bruciemilf guess who’s back

Anyways, folks! :D So I'm thinking of a new upload schedule where I spend a bit preparing the next ten or so parts then post it all in two weeks? I think that would be fun (and much better for my creative process.)

I’ll be posting the next part very soon :) But it's going to be drastically different from what I've done before. Let’s see if anyone can guess why.

Yada yada don’t die LOVE Y’ALL

[shortmexicangirl]

obsessed with how ryan gosling's barbie promo consists solely of him treating the role like it's the joker and he's going he's going turbo but instead of becoming an insufferable douchebag to everyone around him he's just become a human bubble machine who only opens his mouth to spout FUN and spread the silly little guy agenda

[davinaclaires]

ROBERT PATTINSON as EDWARD CULLEN TWILIGHT (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

[userjoel]

ROBERT PATTINSON as NEIL in TENET (2020) - dir. christopher nolan

[bruciemilf]

Matt Reeves robbed the FUCK out of us when he didn’t cast Oscar Isaac as Harvey

THEY WOULD’VE DESTROYED ANY ROMAN EMPIRE

[irlplasticlamb]

i know the real you.

prints + merch

[sexy-sapphic-sorcerer]

all UK white actors exist on a scale from 'handsome squidward' to 'cow from barnyard' and 'rat' to 'frog'

[iveleftitwithyou]

i would pay stephenie meyer the entire contents of my bank account (7 dollars) to write the rest of the twilight books from edward’s perspective ESPECIALLY new moon. i need to know what that weirdo was doing in rio every day

[amazingmaeve]

TWILIGHT (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

[gashofleastresistance]

“Every time you die, we learn something new and humanity moves forward.”

Robert Pattinson as Mickey Barnes in Mickey 17 (2025) dir. Bong Joon-ho

[iamnotthere-idonotdie]

thursday, october 31st

the batman (2022)

[solemnpancake]

[delusionsofgrandeur13]

hi lovelies there's this bruce wayne fic i read on here ages. ago that i still think about..

y/n was a reporter, i think? and was childhood friends with bruce wayne but didn't know he was also batman and was falling in love with both bw and batman? and she like spent the night at wayne manor with bw and they fucked but she also like. cockwarmed with batman in the house library? it was a really long one too.. it was based on more so robert pattinson batman.... please someone tell me they know what i'm talking about i feel crazy i can't find it anymore

[ladyantiheroine]

Okay this is very niche but I need to get it out of my system and Tumblr is the only place I can do it.

These two men:

…are on opposite ends of the goth-bimbo spectrum.

One is very competent with many skills, the other’s only job description is “beach.”

Both are obsessed with the badass ladies in their lives and frequently devote their brain cells to them.

One has the look and demeanor of a sad wet cat, the other is a happy golden retriever puppy in man-form.

Both are based on characters that exist in huge franchises consisting of animated movies and children’s toys.

One is the title character and protagonist, the other is defined by his role playing second fiddle to the main character.

Both are played by actors who turned in iconic performances despite many people objecting to their casting and gave chaotic vibes in their press tour interviews.

Early 2020s cinema is truly giving us the duality of man.