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*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

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@0lympian-c0uncil, @inc0rrectmyths, and of course @h0bg0blin-meat

let's be fr here, when u think about ur favourite mutual, who is it? let's start a chain and maybe some arguments lmao

@kyezblog @michael-wheela @chaoticbyler @byleravclob @byler-alarmist @clownpallete @do-open-alive-inside25 @dont-open-dead-inside-25 @foodiewithdahoodie @ghostlycleric @holyvirgilscriptures @imactuallyreallycool @ken-is-just-ken @lovelylumax @microwaveonwheels @rinaslayawamma @starmanbyler @unrepentant-byler-shipper

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this has probably been done before but idc im curious

(using "people who chose their own name" instead of mentioning trans people specifically because not all trans people change their name and not everyone who changes their name identifies as trans)

(if you have multiple names, pick an option based on whichever one you like)

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All of yall can take a second to repost this

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Hey!!! can u do a hela smut where they do it in one of asgard’s gardens??

paring- Hela x Reader

warning- Smut

takes place before ragnarok

YN pov

Hela has returned to Asgard claiming she is the rightful heir the few that were around during her banishment have not against her yet.

"Y/n follow me" i hear Hela say behind me. i obeyed and followed her to the North Garden of the palace. "I made this garden before i was banished and you attended to it so i want to give you a reward" She states "lay of the bench" she adds. i lay down on the bench next to us as she strips me then herself.

Hela then walks to me before positioning herself and starts to kiss my inner thighs before she starts to give me a blowjob/lick my clit.

"My queen im going to cum" i say pleadingly

"go on cum for your Queen" She says back

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Space objects (link will be added when we do a post on them)

Asteroids Andromeda Galaxy Achernar Antarius Aurora Borealis Aurora Austrialis Astrophysical Plasma Black Holes Big Bang Big Rip Brown Dwarf Black Dwarf Blitzar BSR B1620-266 Blazar Blue Giants Comets Constellations Ceres Cancri E Corundum Material Coronal Mass Ejection Carina Nebula Dwarf Planets Dark Matter Dark Energy Double Ringed Galaxy Earth Exo Planets Eris Galaxies Gliese 445 Gliese 710 Goldi Locks Zone Gas Giants Gliese 436b Gamma Ray Burst Halleys Comet Hyper Nova Hyper Giant Hoags Object Haumea Hat-P-7b Interacting Galaxies Jupiter Kepler 448b Kuiper Asteroid belt Kapler b15 Lenticular Galaxy Lunar Eclipses Moons Milky Way Galaxy Magnetars Mars Mercury Makemake Moon Stages Magnetic Fields Meteors Meteorites Neptune Nano Flare Oort Cloud Omega Nebula Planets Pillars of Creation Proximus Centari Pluto Pulsar Quasar Ross 248 Rogue Stars Rogue Planets Rogue Black Holes Red Giant Red Super Giant Red Dwarf Stars Solar Eclipses Sun Super Massive Black Holes Saturn Super Nova SPICA Super Saturn Stellar Collisions Solar Flare Stephan's Quintet Solar Wind Solar Storm Sunspots TrEs 2b Thorne-Zytkow Object Uy Scuti Uranus Venus Whirlpool Galaxy White Hole White Dwarf WD-0346-246 Wasp-12b Wolf-Rayet Star White Light Flare Yellow Super Giant Zodiac Signs 1950 DA

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Athena: I know we are eternal virgins but I would fuck you if you asked

Artemis: What?

Apollo: What!!

Ares, *in the background, eating chips*: she said she would fuck you if you asked

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Artemis: *drinking coffee*

Hermes: So you're a vegetarian because you don't eat meat, and you eat vegetables instead, right

Artemis: Yes...

Hermes: So since you're a lesbian, does that make you a VAGetarian as well?

Artemis: I-

Athena: when she's with me, yeah

Artemis: *spits out coffee*

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Hera: what kind of buns do you want with your hot dog, Zeus?

Zeus: *faint laugh* Yours

Hestia: *elder sister mode* THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY??!!

Demeter: *elder sister mode* DARE YOU TO SAY IT AGAIN, YOU BASTARD!!!

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Artemis: you're so cute, just so precious. *Cups Athena's face* you must be protected at all cost.

Athena: ... I'm the fucking Goddess of War

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I see Hestia setting his house on fire when the others are done with him

Zeus: what is wrong dear

Hera: some stupid mortal man defiled one of my temples

Athena and Metis*sharpening their spears*: oh really did he do anything else?

Hera: Yeah him and his friends assaulted my priestesses.

Leto, Artemis, and Apollo*grabbing their bows and Arrows*: what else?

Hera: ... Well he insulted me

Ares*putting on his armor*: And where does he live Ma

Hera: ... In Athens. Wh-why?

Hephaestus and Dionysus*grabbing their weapons*: no reason.

Hera: guys what are you going to do

Maia*helping Hermes get his knifes*: nothing dear we will be back.

Hera: wait-

Aphrodite: don't worry Hera we won't be rash now what's his name.

Hera: but-

Demeter*grabbing her scythe*: the name, Hera

Hera: *tells them the name* but guys-

Hestia: don't worry sister

Hades and Poseidon: yeah everything will be fine.

Hera: Guys-

Everyone: *disappears*

Hera: ... Well shit.

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Demeter, *about Aphrodite cheating on Hephaestus*: So this is wrong right?

Zeus, Poseidon, Hades: Dude- wtf OF COURSE! Of course that's wrong!

Demeter, *about Zeus cheating on Hera*: Ok, but this isn't?

Zeus, Poseidon, Hades: Nah, that's- that's different though.

Demeter, *in disbelief*: Boys, what do you mean it's different???? It's the same shit?!