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“tumblr ceo sucks too” oh mood my bad I honestly forget we even have a ceo I kind of just view this website as a self governed purgatory that runs on sulfur and spite alone

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boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

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Jason: “I’m NOTHING like Bruce, okay? We’re not even that similar. That’s all in your head.”

Dick, perched on Jason’s couch watching him gear up, sipping a Batburger shake: “so you’re NOT about to go deal with your emotions by going out on patrol and beating people up?”

Jason: *sets down the brass knuckles he was just holding* *stares off into the distance*

Jason: “These are just…for my — look, I don’t like your fucking tone, Richard.”

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Hedgehogs playing💥

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bitches be like "god he's so hot" and he looks like this

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*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

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You can write a story about a character who gets horny for things you consider to be bad things to get horny for as a means of demonstrating how very fucked up this character is, but watch out.

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WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME

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Hello. Bear witness

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Some more Jason please enjoy the crumbs

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Say what you will about the word "smut", but at least when it shows up in a promotional blurb you can be fairly confident somebody's going to be getting their dick out. With most of the other popular adjectives it's fifty-fifty whether anybody's prostate is getting taken to pound town or whether there's just, like, really graphic descriptions of boys kissing.

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Toymakin' Psyduck

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You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.

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Decided to start collecting out of context post titles from PDX games and

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that's me

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Theodor Joseph Hagen (German, 1842-1919) - Abendrot

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you look great in that frog costume