#this is me simping for my gf.

[necroromantics]

Tobin loves Tali so much it makes him weak in the knees. She's the only thing that makes that boy made of metal and gunpowder be so soft. She's the only authority he'll listen to, the only path he'll follow, the only feet he'll lie at.

The nights without her are the worst, because even if she's not around physically, she haunts him like a ghost. Something tender, something so quiet and gentle he can feel it humming in his bones. He never believed all of the poems, the love songs, the wedding rings, until he met her. He never knew what a soulmate was until he saw her in her guttural entirety and it took all of him not to kiss her.

Tobin loves Tali more than life itself. Pathetically, religiously. Wholly, devotedly. He breaths her in like the smoke from a cigarette they'd share sitting out one night on the roof of her mobile home. He sips on her taste like the booze they'd laugh over while stumbling into the livingroom.

There's no words in any language that express how much that boy loves her. But it burns, it burns softly, so softly, it's suffocating. And he never knew of peace until he laid his head on her lap. He never knew why soldiers returned home from war until he felt her fingers run through his hair.

In every universe, he would find her.

In every universe, that soldier boy would return home from war. He would return home to her.

Tobin loves Tali. He loves her so much it makes him weak in the knees.

[unsuredreamer]

soooo, I'm watching "Are you afraid of the dark?" and at this point i think I'm sealed because WHY AM I GIGGLING EVERYTIME I SEE MALIA ON THE SCREEN?????

[inkperch]

A question about your vaggie carmilla AU.

What would be carmilla, odette and clara's reaction to Chaggie?

Carmilla is just. Constant knowing smirks lol. Possibly with a side of 'how the hell has someone as nice as Charlie survived that long down her- what do you mean she's Lucifer's daughter??'

Clara and Odette are just. Max older sibling teasing. Vaggie can't breath in Charlie's presence without being called a simp-

[girl-named-matty]

Val: "You'd better treat Matty right or I'll beat your a** during the next match." Alvin: 🧍

Val belongs to @savingsallow + the idea she gave me! And Alvin belongs to @acslytherpuff ❤️❤️ Look at our babiesss <33

pose by nnerdyprude (slightly edited)

[chaosprincess404]

Whatever happened to finding an owner/subby?

I did find one but it didn’t work out sadly….

Honestly I really was down about it I thought he was going to be perfect….

Maybe I will try again one day soon

Should I?

[ahkylous]

Is this my art block going away or is it just a random spark of inspiration before I go back to playing solitaire

[braiindeath]

wouldn’t i make the cutest tiefling? 😈

[cuntnikida]

Keep getting adds that say shit like "OMG i keep going into the bathroom late at night to talk to my ai boyfriend because he gives me the attention my irl one doesn't!" and someone asking a guy if he talks to other girls behind his gfs back and him being like ofc not...well except for my hot ai gf. it's obvious they're trying to start a trend and lemme make this damn clear, if my future partner ever chooses to cheat on me with fucking character ai i'm acutally going to burn this dystopian shithole to the ground.

[remi12gauge]

shoutout mommy @sawed0ffshawty

made u this <3

[cookimint28]

I've had to do that srry for simping 😔

[charlie-pippin-faraday]

I haven’t thought about Zoey 101 in YEARS but then I saw it mentioned in a post for a completely unrelated tag that I follow. And then the memories came flooding back and hit me like a fucking brick, and I remembered how much I absolutely fucking ADORED Quinn/Logan in that show when I was a 10 year old. Like they were sudden and unexpected but I was OBSESSED.

And tbh that should not surprise me, because I now realize that they fall into the same mold as so many other ships I enjoy (as detailed here). Broken unhappy snarky boy with daddy issues and absolutely unhinged girl who can kick his ass describes them perfectly. Like bitch this is the exact same as all your other favorites, of course I liked it as a kid.

And then I discover there's a reboot movie coming out incredibly soon and they are getting MARRIED????? Dude this feels like my childhood wish fulfillment wtf. It's like I won the lottery. So not only do I re-discover an old ship, but I will be getting NEW content of them imminently which is centered around their wedding and I will potentially be getting endgame and happy ever after. Guys I can't believe this is happening and that I stumbled across this, I am actually stoked, and I am GOING to be hype about it until that movie comes out on July 27

[martynsimp69]

I GET NO PEACE ON THIS WEBBED SITE

[td-julia]

GUESS WHO IS BACK RAWR XD

[deus-ex-mona]

little brothers and their will to #slay, man </3

[expired-lemonade]

what do you call a saucy child(e)?

TARTARSAUCE

hehe

me chugging the worlds supply of tartar sauce

[aesrot]

telling people you have a partner feels like you're coming out as not single lmao