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We all need floor time sometimes

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walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

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16 bunnies

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burning food is an inherited trait

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cant help but notice my porcelain critter figures are no longer arranged by height but by taxonomy. who could have done this

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Comic I did for the @dungeonzine !

They're selling leftovers!

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*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

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tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

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Yeah ☕️🍧

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Columbia Club 😏

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I feel like starting an urban legend about a demon that kills you if you don't have headphones on when browsing tiktok in public

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HELLO CHILAIOS NATION (3/5)

I've been ITCHING to draw them for a while, and i wanted to try drawing close shots too

Ngl i've been holding off on posting this cuz i'm scared HWHDHSJDU 🙈🙈🙈

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laichi baby hey everybody have u ever thought about laichi baby

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Allison: Here, for you.

Neil: Why are you giving me a picture of Aaron?

Allison: This is Andrew.

Neil: No, it’s Aaron. I don’t want a picture of him.

Allison: This is Andrew, I swear. It’s from the official lineup photos we took two weeks ago.

[Neil pulls out his phone and calls Andrew]

Andrew: What happened.

Neil: Why is there some asshole on your Foxes photo?

Andrew: Me and Aaron switched places.

Neil: Disgusting. 

Andrew: You could tell?

Neil: Obviously, the man is hideous. 

Allison: Neil, they’re identical twins.

Neil: So Aaron really has no excuse to be that ugly.

Andrew: …136%.

[line goes dead]

Allison: That was actually kind of cute.

Neil: Yeah, that’s why he hung up.

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June Patreon (raven Neil)

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damn google that’s rough