#this is lethal to me

[powpowhammer]

faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

[skyrigel]

[fishluring]

the funny cave bug

[fishleeks]

I thought this was so funny I am posting it here too

[shag0hod]

my googoos... m ybooboos keys... my goo boo...

[viideo-kidd]

Oliver being canonically good-looking is so funny to me. Like he's so beautiful that statement givers remember it and must comment on it while giving a statement about the most messed up eldritch stuff they've ever seen

[corruptimles]

put that fucker in lethal company. it's who he is. /silly

[beebfreeb]

If I saw a nutcracker nobody could stop me

[hinamie]

these 3 and their weird catty love triangle have bewitched me body and soul

[lethalchiralium]

what is up with the cod fandom and not going back to basics. WHERE is the hananaki disease fic. it’s said to be the world’s deadliest killer, but it is “extinct” so there hasn’t been “worries” of it for hundreds of years. there’s only a handful of cases a year, and the patient usually dies anyway - it’s has the lowest survival rate of any illness, and you find yourself looking at orchid petals in your sink before an important mission. you were confused, you’ve never eaten flowers before, so what the fuck? you run through everything you did that day, which includes realizing that you have no idea how you’re in love with your team, but you are.

you cough up daffodils on exfil, keeping the bunch of bloodied petals in your hand as you watch price look away from you, and the others look concerned.

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

A lot of you underestimate how prevalent British bias is not only in F1 but across sports generally, and even in other industries.

Max saying he has the wrong passport in the paddock is an accurate statement. Do you think he, Seb, or Michael would've been half as vilified by the British media if they had a British passport instead? Would Fernando? Do you think Yuki would get half as much shit about his radio "conduct" if he was British? Because it's the British commentators who consistently have issues with it, and say shit like it's "unbecoming" for a driver to speak that way, ignoring that 1 it's not his first language and 2 IT WAS ENGLISH PEOPLE HE LEARNT THAT LANGUAGE FROM. Sometimes people misspeak, but Yuki has always taken accountability and apologised if he has and if he caused harm. Martin Brundle did not get nearly as much backlash from the media when he misspoke and called an Asian driver a slur while commentating. He also never apologised for it.

Alex, one of the four Brits on the grid but who drives under the Thai flag, has said that the commentators only call him British born when he does well. He was completely excluded from the Silverstone publicity about the home crowd heroes, whereas George, Lewis & Lando were heralded, not only on race weekend, but for weeks leading up to it.

Alex's statement also reminded me of this Richard Harris quote, "When I'm in trouble, I'm an Irishman. When I turn in a good performance, I'm an Englishman." Genuinely, if I took a shot every time a British organisation/person claimed a talented Irish person was actually a Brit, I'd have died from alcohol poisoning years ago.

Hell, I see George wearing the poppy pin this weekend in the lead up to remembrance Sunday. Do you know the amount of shit James McClean gets every year because he refuses to wear one? And he has very valid reasons for choosing not to wear it, yet he's torn to shreds every year by not only random people on the Internet or on the streets but by commentators and the media too.

Because of how this sport became mainstream and because no one challenged Bernie Eccleston's monopoly on broadcasting rights back in the day (people were given the opportunity to buy a share of the broadcasting rights; the idiots said no), this sport has prioritised the British voice/perspective for decades. I know the other broadcasts are just as biased for their home team/drivers, but the British one is the biggest one, as it's the main broadcast for better and more often for the worst. It's the broadcast with the most reach and influence. Their bias has to be challenged eventually if this sport ever hopes to properly expand and grow. The British bias is so difficult to miss once you start noticing it.

[mourning-at-night]

jace i don’t feel good was so funny but also made me so sad. like that’s a teenager with a strawberry squishmallow keychain and a tamagotchi and she doesn’t feel good and she's tugging on a teacher’s sleeve about it. a teacher who should have been responsible for protecting her in the first place and didn’t. who is manipulating and using her and her friends to help fulfill the desires of a wrathful power-hungry egomaniac. porter and jace it’s on sight >:(

[mipexch]

two masked being close. finding comfort in new bodies or something

[cozylittleartblog]

50+ deaths at 5 am got me yelling absolute nonsense to the bosses kicking my whole entire ass

[interstate75south]

A for effort to all the fic writers that try to make hualian fight over little things in modern aus to make them seem like more realistic or whatever but i’ve never seen it once executed in a satisfying way bc it’s usually predicated on undercutting either xie lian’s freakishly vast patience or hua cheng’s “my girl mad at me i hope i die” mentality and at that point are we even talking hualian anymore

[shkika]

Let’s put Clover in some different hats and outfits

They actually tried putting a bell on it once, but the quiet evasive predator didn't enjoy the idea of a loud obnoxious bell attached to it's neck.

I wonder why!