#this is just... absolute bullshit
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I think this would have been a great time for Zelda to punch Impa
#'hey zelda. i know youre the goddess but you have to listen to me. leave link in the dark and let me insult him'#'its for the greater good i promise'#the task at hand? bro the task is DONE#you are about to LEAVE you can let zelda say hello at least!#ow. ow. ow.#'you have no hope of defending her grace' BITCH WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING#DEFENDING HER FUCKING GRACE HE WASNT JUST MESSING AROUND#failure? FAILURE? WHAT FUCKING FAILURE#TELL ME WHAT EXACTLY HIS FAILURE WAS#this is just... absolute bullshit#everything he did he did as fast as possible!#she really does just called link a useless and late failure huh#AND a coward#oh god the look on his face#you can just TELL that hurt#anyway. 1 like is 1 time i punch impa in my fic titled punching impa#skyward sword#mb plays a game#ss impa
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Story-wise, I do not want Dazai to just show up and save the day again
Emotionally though, I want Dazai to show up and beat the shit of Fyodor for what he just pulled with Atsushi
#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd manga spoilers#bsd spoilers#bsd 119#bsd chapter 119#bsd 119 spoilers#I really do just want a scene of Dazai absolutely done with Fyodor's mastermind bullshit and he just decks him#like the scene with Fukuzawa and Mori punching Pushkin#I think it would be funny
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Wukong: I'm the one being punished, why are you moping in the corner?
Macaque: because I didn't plan on going to jail today
Wukong: oh, so you think I planned this? please, like i would want to be trapped in a room with you.
MK:
#Monkie Kid#MK just having to put up with this bullshit absolutely killed me#i can't believe WUKONG is the tsundere one
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Yeah yeah linux having problems is a big joke but honestly have you considered that linux wouldn't run like shit if it didn't have to reverse engineer byzantine proprietary drivers and hardware architecture and deliberately hostile BIOS firmware and one thousand other things that exist solely to force everything that isn't a corporate OS to suffer miserably on every computer ever
#it's easy to get mad at linux for having all these arcane issues but have you considered that this is the fault of corporations#Computers are literally explicitly designed to be hostile to linux because that's not friendly to advertisers and corporate interests#I'm sick of getting shit for running linux. I hate all the problems i'm having too. Obvioisly. Fucking clearly#But it's not a stupid prize for stupid games. It's a punishment for having the audacity to want my computer to be fucking mine#I'm sick of using billboard OS. I'm sick of having to hump spyware to talk to my friends. I just want to have a computer#And that's fucking difficult because computers are literally built from the absolute bedrock up to be hostile to the way out#This isn't my fucking fault. I'm not fucking stupid. It's corporate bullshit. fucking again. I'm a victim of spite#not of choosing the problems OS#problemnyatic rants#problemnyatic vents#problemnyatic thoughts#linux
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bobby nash is ofc the found family dad but athena grant is most certainly not the found family mom. she is a mom to her two kids, but not to the 118. Hen and her are besties, she definitely is involved in the 118 chosen family and clearly loves them, but athena grant is not adopting all of these grown adults with mommy and daddy issues. she tolerates it from buck because she wants to make sure bobby stays alive.
#911 abc#9-1-1#also because some people actually get mad when you disagree with their read on found family dynamics with#ficitonal characters i just wanna say#im not tryna fight im trying to engage in a good fun time but#this is not that deep#i feel both absurd writing this disclaimer and also find it necessary#given the absolute bullshit this fandom has descended into over the course of last season
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Together
#back on my locklyle bullshit#just thinking about how absolutely happy Lockwood must’ve been at Lucy’s return don’t look at me#moss draws#locklyle#lucewood#lockwood & co#anthony lockwood#lucy carlyle
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Watching Loki. I’m on episode 4 and I’m trying to see what the hype was about
#I’m on s1e4 and this shit isn’t gripping my attention at ALL#usually it takes me a season or two to care about a show tho so I’ll be kind to it#is this probably a wild take? eh maybe#some shows I like instantly but this surely ain’t it.#it is a fun concept but man I’m just#they’re not going enough into the absolute batshit shenanigans :(#but that might just me loving comic book camp and it’s far more serious#I’m just so glad they didn’t make both Lokis be a couple thank hood#*god#bro I just need it to get UBER time fuckey and have fourth dimension bullshit involved#update on S1E5 and I’m just waiting for interesting shit to happen#bones speaks#ok it might be getting interesting. they have kinship#Oop and they’re captured. andddd he’s stuck in his own purgatory? oh it’s a time loop. nice.#I like Mobius the best. he’s fun and his charisma is just fantastic. I’m glad they centered his on character a lot and intrigued to see#and where his character goes#GOD NO THEYRE MAKING SYLVIE AND LOKI A THING FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU#god I HATE that shit cmon. make him fall in love with Mobius u dumb fucks it’s so much more of an interesting take
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I'm trying to avoid getting spoiled so I haven't looked up what's happening in the Jp server's main story, but for my own sanity I need to ask; is the story at a point where we know whether Lilia will get better/survive his almost-empty magic reserves..? Was it a true death flag from the start or only a plot device for malleus' overblot....?
not yet! I do think they're going to get back to it eventually, but -- keeping it as low spoilers as possible -- there's been...let's just say a LOT going on in the meantime.
enjoy 7-6!!! :)
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers#i AM going to talk more about spoilers for a minute (i will try to keep it just up to 7-6 stuff though)#but i have. THEORIES.#my current hypothesis (based on absolutely nothing except vibes)#is that they're going to find the princess glow and use it to save lilia#via magic boost or...something. idk it was vaguely-defined enough they can handwave exactly how#because. look. they made a point of introducing this super powerful macguffin gemstone with magical dad-saving powers#and then never solidly established what happened to it#(twst? talk at length about something totally irrelevant that never comes up again? surely not)#but it would tie in very nicely with the rest of the parallels between silver and the knight of dawn#and i like how it would be sorta like...a little bit of meleanor coming back to save lilia#(again) (less violently this time)#my even-more-based-on-nothing theory is that crowley might have the princess glow and this might segue into whatever's going on with him#as always i could be completely wrong but i'm just. y'know. feeling it.#i'm still obsessing over that one line from episode 4 where azul was like 'oh yeah i totally know crowley's big secret'#which was most likely azul bullshitting but i'm still like IT'S GONNA COME BACK AAAAANY DAY NOW#(at this point no one will be more shocked than i) (the validation would be nice though)
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Yeah, it was a strange one the way it played out. To be honest, the more I've spoken to some of the parties involved and the more has kind of emerged, the less clear it's got actually how it's been handled, which I'd like to say is unusual in Formula One. Maybe it's not because people don't always act in F1 with their true intentions upfront. But I think the way you described it as [Daniel] processing it in real time and learning it at the same time as us, I think it's pretty much how it happened. The key thing was that Ricciardo was aware that something was going on. He's not immune to speculation. He tries not to engage with it too much, but obviously either he or the people around him are feeding him the main things. He knew that there was a deadline approaching for a decision, which primarily he thought was all about 2025. The main thing that changed was going into the Singapore weekend, the speculation had intensified that it could be about right now, a change right now. But when they went into the Singapore weekend, I know there's been a few reports and claims and counter claims around this, Helmut Marko, for example, has said that Riccardo did know because Lawson had known for two weeks already. But I don't think that's true. Bear in mind, Marko has been saying at various points this year that it could be Ricciardo's last race … I was on the phone to someone close to Riccardo last week and he joked that 'we've been sacked since April, so this hasn't really come out of the blue', that's what they've been dealing with. But I think what happened was that Ricciardo took control of the narrative over the course of the Singapore weekend. As far as I can understand, the best I can make out, nobody told Riccardo explicitly, this is your last race, we will be replacing you after this. He knew that there was a very, very good chance, probably 99% chance he was losing his drive for Lawson for the following year. And then there started to be more and more noise about it being a change for now. But he had been told during the summer break that he was good for the rest of the season, basically. So I think he was reacting to the speculation. Nobody gave him an absolutely explicit, this is 100% done and we are going to confirm that Lawson's in and you're out. So Riccardo went into the Singapore weekend saying everything he said on the Thursday, which was, you know, I wouldn't bet my house on being here at the end of the year, but that's what I expect. As far as he was aware, it was all about 25, nothing else, blah, blah, blah. But then through the weekend, you saw that change. You know, he was kind of as you said, processing it, the speculation was more intense than ever. Some of the broadcast, like the Sky Sports F1 stuff was very much laying it on thick that they understood this was his last race, etc etc. And I think Riccardo just rolled with that and just went right, Red Bull aren't going to do anything here, they're not actually going to make this official. I need to act like this is my last race weekend because I think this is going to be my last race weekend. And if I don't do it, no one's going to do it for me, which is a really sad way for it to have played out, but it just speaks to how confusing this whole mess has been.
Scott Mitchell Malm discussing how Daniel's Singapore exit was handled by Red Bull and the subsequent false media narratives that have since emerged from various players involved.
via: The Ringer F1 Show
#you know what I do love to shit on The Race but I have to give them props - they have continuously repeated that Daniel absolutely did#not know anything Thurs/Fri and that his demeanour and attitude changed throughout the weekend#they also are the only media outlet I've seen call out Marko/Horner/Red Bull's bullshit PR spiel about Daniel being told weeks ago#so kudos to them for being the only outlet even attempting real critical thinking journalism that isn't just taking Red Bull at their word#daniel ricciardo#dr3#singapore gp 2024
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See this?
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very demure ✅ very mindful ✅
very cutesy ✅ non-violent ✅
Keep this energy guys. Please.
#they better BEHAVE in this one or istg#absolutely not happening but i can hope#i am once again reading svsss to overshadow the horrors of tgcf with the VERY different horrors of svsss#wishlist for this book: for them to talk things out#binghe needs to cope with the oedipus bullshit he has going on#and sqq can just come up with some esoteric mumbo jumbo about “oh me pushing you into the void was written in the stars” or whatever#also more liu qingge#just in general#scum villain self saving system#svsss#mxtx#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#bingqiu
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I think people forget what fandom is for and that makes me so sad.. Trying to prove that you’re “right” for whatever reason. Who gives a fuck. Enjoy your little show or movie. Enjoy your little fictional characters. Love your ships. Hate characters just cause you can. Hate ships just cause can. Theorize all you want. Be as silly as you want. Who CARES. The minute you start policing what you do/say for fear of what other people in a fandom will say, you’ve lost. The minute you go out of your way to attack others just because they don’t agree with you, you’ve lost. Your fandom experience is for YOU, stop giving a fuck about what others think and stop treating fandom spaces as some kind of moral superiority complex. We’re all just here smashing our dolls together and playing in the sandbox. Lighten tf up.
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I just rewatched the rako hardeen arc and it once again hits me how incredibly fucked up that was. Like good lord what were they thinking
And I say this not in a Jedi critical way per se but more in a Jedi flabbergasted way??
Bc clearly at SOME POINT the council had a conversation about what to do about the whole chancellor-assassination-plot thing, and what i want to know is whose pitch was “hey Kenobi what if we hire a bounty hunter to shoot you off a roof in front of your padawan and grandpadawan, then we hold a fake funeral for you (to which we will invite your ex/our political rival, and also not Cody) and then we use the machine from the 1997 Action Thriller Face/Off starring Nick Cage and John Travolta to violently transmutate you into the aforementioned bounty hunter (whom we will have in the meantime arrested) then after a brief stay in Supermax Spaceprison you can infiltrate Count Dooku’s secret team-building saw trap cube (designed by famed criminal mastermind Stabbada Badguyman) in order to save the galaxy. Do you. Do you think you’d be up for that”
And obi-wan, fresh off Zyggeria and about halfway through the worst year of his life is just like
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#Afterwards they’re all heading out of the council chamber to go back to war or whatever#And yoda’s talking to obi-wan like “for doing this#thank you. Already bald#master windu is. Have been as funny with him#it would not”#I also firmly believe that they didn’t invite Cody to the funeral bc he would have smelled a rat a MILE away and they all knew it#Not even necessarily in a codywan way like his bullshit senses are just so finely tuned#Anakin also has an absolutely balls to the walls insane time in this arc#He starts spiralling IMMEDIATELY and everybody’s like hm skywalkers not doing so well#rako hardeen#sw tcw#obi wan kenobi#commander cody#the clone wars
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In light of how grossly disrespectful and dismissive some (not all) DC voters have been, here is something for a lovely lady who deserved better. [X]
#cheez rambles#cheez design#warrior cats#bumble dotc#bumble wc#vote bumble#bumblesweep#// I thank DC voters who have still acknowledged Bumble's injustice and have remained respectful towards her.#// this is in no way to slander Alex. What happened to her was disgusting and horrible. Voting for her is absolutely understandable.#// but extend the same courtesy to Bumble- yeah?#// Maybe dont fucking disregard heinous misogynistic writing as ''just cats so it doesn't matter''#// something ironic with how disgustingly closed-minded you're acting in a MISOGYNY POLL?? fucking reflect on yourself#// learn some media literacy and read the opponent's propaganda before dropping the most willfully ignorant bullshit statements- mkay??
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How do you not get flooded with pictures of the sky and all of its colours
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Everyone should send you pictures of the sky
oooh I agree tbh and thank you!! those are such lovely pictures of the sky!!! it truly is beautiful
in fact, here’s one of my pictures of the sky because holy fucking shit this was a marvelous sunset
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#now that I think about it- why don’t people flood my inbox with sky pictures??#i’d absolutely love that#and if it helps y’all can just think of it as payback for me reblogging that color of the shrek post :)#make my inbox so annoyingly and wonderfully full of sky pictures and i’ll have to scroll through them allllll#also fun fact- this sunset looked better in photos than it did irl?!?#like howwwww#the hellsite answers#ask#hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit#color of the sky#sunset#colour of the sky#sky#sunset photos#photos#photography#sky photos
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some of you need to hate ai way more than you currently do
#i see so many tags like ‘this is ai :/ but its still cool!’ like how are you not absolutely filled with dread#how can you see what could be a beautiful image by an incredibly talented photographer-#realize it wasnt art created by a human and not immediately wanna kys#the very definition of art is HUMAN CREATION how the fuck can you stand shit with no meaning no talent no personality NOTHING#it gets fucking personal when the ai is of nature it makes me so fucking mad#mountains forests deserts oceans wildlife insects trees THERE IS SO MUCH OUT THERE AND SO MUCH YOU WILL NEVER SEE#AND BECAUSE OF THIS YOU DONT FUCKING QUESTION IF A PHOTO OF A WILD ANIMAL IS AI#YOU CANT SEE THE AI IN THE HANDS YOU CANT SEE IT IN THE ARCHITECTURE THERES NO HUMAN FLAWS TO POINT OUT#INSTEAD YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT ITS REAL BECAUSE WILDLIFE AND NATURE IS SO INCREDIBLE THAT IT DOESNT EVEN OCCUR TO YOU TO QUESTION IT#there are trees with trunks as big as houses!!!! we have only discovered 7% of the ocean!!!#nature is fucking insane and my favorite way to learn about it is through photography and i fucking HATE ai for taking that from me#GO OUTSIDE AND TAKE YOUR OWN PHOTOS OF WILDLIFE STOP FUCKING MAKING AI STOP REBLOGGING IT STOP STOP STOP#i did not make my entire college senior thesis a short film about birds of prey for you to make shitty bullshit ai images of an owl#kill yourself
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nik finding out ghost’s father is still alive
he teases out personal information from him over years of careful dedication; always knowing when to back off, always knowing when ghost needs him to push just that little more so he can free himself of his own memories
it’s not always important; sometimes it’s little things like preferring full fat milk for his tea or that he enjoys morning runs with his back to the sunrise. that he prefers to sit in an armchair than a couch and he hates the feel of cotton balls but endures it anyway
it takes a while before he gets to the deep things. the tragic things. broken plates. snake infested beds. dead prostitutes in toilet stalls
all with one man at the centre of them
ghost isn’t shy about his opinion of his old man; he knew he was a cowardly, addicted bastard who stood up for what he believed in only so long as the person he was standing against was weaker than him. he tells nik how close he came to killing him one night when he found him passed out on the couch; foaming spit and vomit all around him. he tells him how much he wished he knew then what he knows now; how he could’ve killed him with a toothpick if he just learned earlier
and he tells him that even unconscious, even when grew bigger than him, when he was stronger than him, ghost was still too afraid of him to try
he tells him around a shared cigarette that he got the call about his cancer just after he enlisted; how bitter he felt that he wouldn’t be around to watch him suffer and wither away. and it’s with a sour laugh that he tells him it was a few years after his first deployment that he got the call that he was in remission
“bastard couldn’t even give me that much,” he scoffs and stares at the smouldering butt long enough that nik takes it from him before he can snuff it out on his skin. ���know the funny part of all this? i’ve killed hundreds of men. i know how to use more weapons than i can count- i’m the fuckin’ ghost…
“and i’m still fuckin’ scared of him.”
silence falls and nik sits in it; in the cruelty and discomfort of a man’s fear. he thinks of an old wooden home with its little chapel at the end of the yard. he thinks of silent dinner tables and repeated prayers over the crack of a belt. he thinks of the weight of a bible clutched in his hands and how it never eased the heat of his blood dripping down his back
he thinks and lights another cigarette and pretends ghost’s hand isn’t shaking when he offers it to him. because that’s all he can do
for now
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months pass and nik does ghost a favour by acting like he’s forgotten their conversation on the roof despite them both knowing it’s bullshit. you don’t just forget sharing something like that; the shame of admitting and the hatred of knowing are too strong for something as merciful as forgetting
but they don’t talk about it again
months pass, missions blur together except for the ones that really don’t and it’s been a while since nik was in country when he slides up beside ghost as he oversees recruit training
he doesn’t say anything; just lets ghost feel his presence, conveniently from behind so he can slip something in his hands held behind his back before he steps up beside him. they watch the repetitive drills and the repetitive mistakes until ghost barks at them to fuck off or he’ll make them run until they puke then make them keep running
he waits for the last of them to huff and puff their way to the showers before bringing his hands to the front and unfolding the paper nik gave him
he doesn’t get past the first line before he stills
ghost forces his head to turn, eyes reluctantly dragging away from the paper to nik who stands waiting expectantly
“a gift,” nik says simply. “it does not bode well to have a haunted ghost, yes?”
he doesn’t let himself deflate the way his body wants; he keeps his back straight and shoulders wide and lets out a carefully controlled breath. “it last long?”
“oh yes,” he nods with a wide smile. “hell received quite a few pieces.”
ghost nods back and looks down at the paper in his hand, refusing to acknowledge the fine shake running through it. it isn’t enough to blur the cutout from a manchester local newspaper and reading it again makes his knees weak with 30 year old relief
missing: norman riley
#deep in my feelings about nik looking after ghost in any way he can#i rewatched mw 2019 and nik is so damn brutal#and finding out someone makes his boy /afraid/?#casually brutal as well#old man riley never saw him coming#but oh did he learn exactly what the consequences are of laying his hands on his boy#even if ghost wasnt his when he did it#ghost is niks now#and nik looks after his own#also peep me back on my raised russian orthodox christian nik bullshit when i have absolutely no reference for what thatd actually be like#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#we’re a team. ghost team#nikghost#ghostnik#cod nikolai#nikolai cod#nik cod#cod nik#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#cod mwii#cod mw2#cod fic#save post
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