the-ocean-is-trans
the-ocean-is-trans
just a useless homosexual
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constantly ping-ponging back and forth between writing meta, shitposts, and reblogging content for 9-1-1, NADDPOD/Dimension 20, leverage, and whatever YA novel is currently capturing my interest.   
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the-ocean-is-trans · 1 day ago
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you bottle Miette??
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the-ocean-is-trans · 3 days ago
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been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter
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the-ocean-is-trans · 4 days ago
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at my job last week we were making our personal heroes out of model magic and i asked two siblings in a family who their heroes were, starting with the oldest one. the older sibling took a pause to respond, and shyly said Martin Luther King JR. the younger sibling immediately blurted out "HARLEY QUINN!"
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the-ocean-is-trans · 4 days ago
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why is this one question for my assignment written like this
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the-ocean-is-trans · 4 days ago
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From the Wikipedia page on loons
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the-ocean-is-trans · 4 days ago
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u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it
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the-ocean-is-trans · 4 days ago
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Someone has to stay back to slow her down and buy everyone some time.
PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS 1.04 • I Plunge To My Death
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the-ocean-is-trans · 4 days ago
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You know, a wise man once told me that he couldn’t offer me any sage advice, all he could offer me was a hammer.
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the-ocean-is-trans · 4 days ago
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the-ocean-is-trans · 4 days ago
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crazy to me that I've been on tumblr long enough to see the vast majority of posts i see on a daily basis evolve from superwholock and fandom shit to this
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the-ocean-is-trans · 4 days ago
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cute, fat, making soup
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the-ocean-is-trans · 4 days ago
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My friend Alicia made an ATLA meme
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the-ocean-is-trans · 7 days ago
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Before you know it, someone’s gonna be calling you Grandpa. 
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the-ocean-is-trans · 7 days ago
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the moment I heard elphaba's delivery of "there's a girl i know..." in i'm not that girl i knew i had to draw this comic, i strongly recommend listening to it while you read for the full experience!
this comic is a companion to this piece (which was inspired by glinda's delivery of the same line in the i'm not that girl reprise).
pages 1-4 are from elphie's pov, pages 5-8 are from glinda's.
flower meanings in order of appearance:
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the-ocean-is-trans · 7 days ago
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shipping isn’t about what the writers or actors say is or isn’t romantic. shipping isn’t even about romance a good percentage of the time. shipping is about seeing The Dynamic and going absolutely hog wild in your mind and your friends dms about it.
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the-ocean-is-trans · 7 days ago
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the thing about working as a housekeeper is that sometimes I will be called to clean a room that is in such a state that it gives me pause.
The thing about being a housekeeper at a Hospital is that it is not the things that would usually be concerning that leave me with questions.
Like if I go clean a room and it is just covered in blood, I'm not all "where did all this blood come from" that would be silly. It came from inside the patient and they were already in a hospital so they're probably mostly fine hopefully.
In fact "Inside the patient" is where most of the potentially concerning stuff I have to deal with comes from. Vomit? That's from inside the patient. Urine? Feces? Inside the patient baby. Needles full of unidentified drugs? That was supposed to go inside the patient but I guess they frogot.
But when I go to clean a hospital room and it is full of Sand... Did that come from inside the patient? I hope not. Why is there so much sand? Where did it come from? Was there some kind of terrible beach accident?
I have many questions and I'm scared of the answers.
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the-ocean-is-trans · 9 days ago
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writing historical fic set in real places is so scary. what if someone who knows more about Philadelphia's timeline to move from gas to electric streetlamps reads my fanfiction and laughs at me
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