the-ocean-is-trans
the-ocean-is-trans
just a useless homosexual
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constantly ping-ponging back and forth between writing meta, shitposts, and reblogging content for 9-1-1, NADDPOD/Dimension 20, leverage, and whatever YA novel is currently capturing my interest.   
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the-ocean-is-trans · 46 minutes ago
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can’t tell if I’m waxing or waning right now
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the-ocean-is-trans · 20 hours ago
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Poseidon’s never helped me before. He wasn’t going to start now. I would have never made it to Hades. But you can. And now you will.
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the-ocean-is-trans · 20 hours ago
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Polynesians did also rely on a form of a physical map called a stick chart, illustrating the specific wave and swell patterns surrounding different island chains. These were particularly helpful during cloudy conditions when the sun and stars were less useful. To navigate the Marshall Islands, the Marshallese represented ocean swell patterns using parts of coconut fronds and shells as islands. Like a subway map, they don’t so much represent distances as they do relationships. The complex and decorative stick charts were often only understood by the person who made them. They were memorised before a voyage by the pilot who would lie on the floor of a canoe to get a sense of swell movement and often lead a squadron of 15 or more boats.
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the-ocean-is-trans · 20 hours ago
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I am loved! 😊 [white knuckle gripping the sink unable to meet my own bloodshot eyes]
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the-ocean-is-trans · 1 day ago
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i had a 4 hour drive today so i put on the revenge of the sith audiobook and the part where palpatine tells anakin to kill dooku came on right around the time that i saw a cybertruck and for a brief and beautiful moment when he said "do it" i had the urge to ram my honda full on into that shitty ass car
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the-ocean-is-trans · 1 day ago
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he would not fucking say that but it’s he would not fucking talk about his queer identity like he was reading out of a college campus lgbt center brochure
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the-ocean-is-trans · 1 day ago
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maybe that's what i was like for you
(art prints)
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the-ocean-is-trans · 1 day ago
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I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"
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the-ocean-is-trans · 1 day ago
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the-ocean-is-trans · 1 day ago
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the-ocean-is-trans · 1 day ago
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The wildest thing is always finding regular people, like they work an office job or whatever, and they're very vocally and proudly catholic. They're not clergy or a bishop or anything. They aren't even from one of the few places this is normal (Mexico, Ireland, New Jersey etc). Like bro who are you
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the-ocean-is-trans · 1 day ago
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trans people will literally go “i have a complicated relationship with my history with gender and sometimes see it as a gender i ‘used to be’ and i don’t really look like a cis person of either gender and i don’t think i can fit it into simple categories” and everyone will spontaneously combust
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the-ocean-is-trans · 2 days ago
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dear whump writers,
have some fodder for your fic from just a few curated stories from my personal life:
in 2022 i partially tore four ligaments in my ankle while walking to work, continued to work after that because im a dumb bitch with a high pain tolerance (and i work a job that requires me to be on my feet), and then got ousted from my housing situation a few days later. so i moved myself into two temporary airbnbs and then finally my own apartment that was a 2nd floor walk up on at this point a pretty severely damaged ankle. its been three years and i still have daily chronic pain from this injury
in june of 2024 i gave myself a concussion by knocking my head into a bookshelf. it left me nauseous and dizzy and gave me migraines that made working agony, but i couldn't afford to take time off because i was about to go on leave for top surgery.
a month after the concussion, while i was still experiencing post concussion symptoms, i had to go off of my prescription anti-inflammatory medication in preparation for surgery. i have also been dealing with a wrist injury for 4 years or so that results in a ton of pain and swelling, so without my pain meds, i could barely even move my hand. it was *agony*
i got top surgery in august of 2024!!! i did not even care that i was in so much pain from the wrist injury that even the fucking narcotics i was on from surgery could barely water it down
i was feeling so on top of the world that i thought i could definitely make it to my friends birthday party at the ren faire two weeks post op. in the mid august heat. i nearly passed out and did manage to trip and fall, dislocating my left shoulder. still couldn't stop me i was so damn happy.
i did however develop a cold a few days later and coughing with a very freshly cut open chest was uhhhh an experience i'd love to not repeat. to add insult to injury, part of my incision got infected.
stuff has mostly been healing pretty good! but then two weeks ago i hit my head AGAIN. and i had just been getting over the initial concussion symptoms. so im back to the constant nausea and dizziness and headaches.
last night i was setting up for an event at work and a super heavy table FELL ON TOP OF ME, hitting my left shoulder. the same one that dislocated after i fell on it at the ren faire. i went to urgent care and they told me i seriously sprained it, causing some nerve damage. i will be traveling out of state in 4 days using non accessible train stations so im sure that will go well, given my track record. yeehaw.
if you do actually take any inspiration from this post for a fic i ask that you tag me so that i can derive some joy in seeing someone else get inspiration from my suffering
sincerely,
a clumsy bitch with the luck of a victorian-era orphan
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the-ocean-is-trans · 2 days ago
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i hope im not just a mutual to you but also a really annoying stranger who is somehow always going through something
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the-ocean-is-trans · 2 days ago
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original by clairetablizo
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the-ocean-is-trans · 2 days ago
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Something Something women in male fields a guy tells me he likes hockey, I ask him which team he thinks is winning the Walter cup. What’s a Stanley? Isn’t that a water bottle? Ok it’s fine, name five players. No not men’s hockey players, hockey players silly. You don’t know Alex Carpenter? Ok that’s fine what about Kendall Coyne. Not even MPP? Smh. Not a real hockey fan i see,
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the-ocean-is-trans · 2 days ago
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The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed
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HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME
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