#this is just the testing phase

[nsbfenro]

Working on something

Testing

[dammjamboy]

BETTER CALL SAUL!

[raventrigonsdaughter]

For reference about what i said about Enid's werewolf height the other day, this is how crazy her size is in wednesday's description in the novel and i hope SO MUCH they never change it cause it's both fun and funny as fuck

Example 1:

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Example 3:

And now the side by side with my favorite werewolves one of them having until now the title of biggest werewolf

PLEASE NETFLIX THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY IT OPENS SO MANY POSSIBILITIES, KEEP IT, like, bring it into the show, also because the novelization as many others more likely than not was based on the show's early development and then still got approved in the end means that despite the weird ass golden retriver we got they were probably really going for a horror inducing werewolf in the finale, in the final side by side specifically if she was on all fours like in the show she would still be around Van Helsing's own height, this is insane, can my fellow werewolf nerds come talk about this we got a gold mine here on teenage show territory and i need more

[batemanofficial]

can i say something controversial. the way people (especially american liberals but that's a whole nother can of worms) act about animal testing is sooooooooooo unhelpful. like is cosmetic testing on dogs/rodents/primates harmful and unnecessary? yes, in many cases! but does that mean all animal testing - for any application - should be categorically banned? no. animal testing is a vital process in many, many medical and research contexts and is conducted under a very strict set of standards, ergo applying "animal abuse" as a blanket label to all instances of animal testing is reductive at best and shows a flagrant lack of understanding of medical ethics on the part of the population. and don't even get me started on how slippery of a slope it is to go from condemnation of animal testing to just flat out eugenics

[becca-e-barnes]

I reallyyyy want to talk about how much fun it would be to jerk a really submissive Bucky off with a pair of soaked panties 🙈

I feel like submissive Bucky is so vocal too and I love that thought. He trusts you completely with his body and he's not ashamed to make as much noise as he wants to.

He knows what his little whines and moans do to you. You get off on his desperation and he absolutely knows it. You can't help but melt when he looks up at you from his knees, his eyes wide and expectant, whispering "please, mommy" when all he wants is permission to kiss from your ankle to your knee.

He's learned that being well mannered is the only way to get what he wants so you don't mind rewarding his good behaviour. His plump lips begin to trail eagerly from the ankle strap of your heel, up the side of your calf until he reaches the joint at your knee. Your fingers tangle in his hair, warning him not to go any further and the groan he elicits is heavenly.

"Please let me kiss you." He practically sounds like he's panting. Frustration has settled into his features, his eyes trained on the cherry red lace that shields your sex from his hungry gaze.

He knows you're already wet and he knows that if he's just able to kiss a little bit higher, your self control might waver enough that you'll allow him to lap up your arousal and that's really all he's dreaming of.

"You're so selfless, aren't you?" Your sarcasm isn't lost on him. He wants to taste you because he wants to taste you, not so much for your pleasure. "No, let's try something different."

You slip your panties down your legs but he's smart enough to know you aren't going to give him exactly what he wants.

You kneel down beside him, lining your hand with the slick lace before wrapping your fingers around his stiff cock that's been begging for attention for far too long now.

"O-oh my God." The first stroke of your hand makes him crumble. Despite being slick, the lace offers so much friction and he's far too sensitive for that.

Your hand pumps quickly, watching his face while he begins to slip. "Good boy, that's it. Take it. Fuck, you're so pretty, do you know that? You're doing so well for me."

" 's too much. Please. Don't stop." His head falls forwards onto your shoulder, groaning pathetically into the crook of your neck.

"Do you want to cum, sweetheart? Are you going to be a filthy slut and cum in my panties? Do you even realise how fucked up that is?" Your soft voice makes him melt up until your hand on his cock speeds up.

"Y-yes. Oh God yes, please let me cum." He didn't think it'd be this easy but when you give him permission, he knows to take the opportunity while he's getting it.

In just a few more minutes, his thighs are trembling as he shoots a thick load into the already saturated lace lining your hand. The release of each gush of his seed feels more euphoric than the last and he's whining pathetically, up until he's fucked himself empty into your fist.

"Good boy." You whisper, kissing his damp forehead while he catches his breath. "I'm so proud of you."

You unfold the lace, admiring just how much of his cum he's managed to splatter over just your underwear. "Now. I want you to put these on and wait in the bedroom."

[hearts4pearlescentmoon]

Guy

[raynavan]

behold! the noble of the skys. (no, hes not really that big. sabi is just small even for a slugpup) this is biased off of a king vulture.

(fair warning, the art gets worse)

the not-a-cat-slash-weasel-slash-full-grown-woman-anymore noble sneasler. biased of the lizards, specifically the pink ones. verrry good at climbing.

electrode! why a centipede? because apparently the adult ones conduct electricity! (its was either that or the Daddy Long Legs and this one made more sense) also they sometimes have a bit of a Time and spin around in circles. its very funny.

[saltydoesstuff]

Soon.

This bot was inspired by one of Ranboo's Long Drive VODs- so this man will be very unhinged and unstable, but trying his best

This is made purely because I thought it would be funny

[scionshtola]

i had a lot of fun doing msq as mch tbh i’ll probably keep doing that for a while. sorry to cori who wants to be a smn but is forced to have a gun

[chaosinstigator]

I’ve only had them for two races but I love this duo so much already

[sometimesraven]

kjfghsfkgj having known someone with a rare and deadly brain disorder makes me so annoying bc every time I come across a random person having neurological symptoms (one person I saw recently had migraines that cause her to get aphasia) I want to be all up in their messages/comments like "HAVE YOU HAD A CT SCAN YOU MIGHT RANDOMLY DIE"

[tooies]

auggggh figuring out hoe to answer interview questions is the worst part of job hunting i think. literally it's like this is someone that you're trying to make a good impression on but you're literally supposed to just straight up lie to them in order to make yourself sound better and i can understand that it's what they're expecting you to do but it still feels like disingenuous and wrong somehow

[msburgundy]

i have encountered one point of failure with the current iteration of the scheduling system, and that is that i left myself too much unstructured time so i kind of just wasted it rather than filling it. it is good in some aspects, like my usual sunday hike got moved to today and obviously i can easily fit it in, but overall it just doesn't work as well. i don't run into this issue as much on sundays because large portions of my day are pre-blocked between church and my usual hike

perhaps i need some sort of external obligation to anchor the rest of my time around? hard to do that though because Saturday is my run into town/grocery shopping/etc day so i kinda need to leave it open

[butchlifeguard]

vital part of the Kids Cant Read discourse thats KILLING ME is that the only opinions we see are from english teachers. this is fine when the discussion is ostensibly about literacy but i think we should pass the phone to math teachers and computer science teachers. because im a little suspicious that the focus on stem for the past 20+ years could be a contributing factor

[rockoblanco]

im sorry but are these not THE sickest most unique aesthetic pair of boxing gloves u’ve ever seen in ur whole entire life ……… !!!!!!!!!!!!

[ckerouac]

I would like to feel better now, please and thank you.