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*received phone call from weed cigarette*

Weed cigarette: Please don't smoke me. I don't want to die

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Relationship status?

Waiting for a miracle

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A reminder that if you didn’t need a mobility aid you wouldn’t be day dreaming and fantasizing about how they would help you navigate the world and that no matter how much internalized ableism you hold it won’t change your reality about your conditions and you SHOULD do what is best for you because no one will punish you more than yourself if you keep ignoring your needs

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going to kill my husband he's being too whiny with this midlife crisis stuff

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the 23 year old reblogger

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you selfish fucking freaks need to get off welbutrin and ritalin and adderall and get back on quetiapine and xanax and seroquel and klonopin because i neeeeeeeed to microdose sedatives via my big bedtime glass of municipal sewage or i can't freaking sleep and all of your amphetamine infused peepee has me staying up shaking like a chihuahua grinding my teeth and freehand engraving sacred geometry into the barrel of my rifle with a metal stylus

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we need joppable cities

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they should invent a way to save your mother

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the libertarian fantasy of safety regulations existing due to sadistic enjoyment of government officials oppressing the innocent small business is kind of hilarious the more you think about it. I hope there is actually a guy out there who just fucking LOVES recalling unsafe food in a sicko sort of way. i'd respect him.

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I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!

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stopped by the fuck all store to get absolutely nothing I needed in one inconvenient trip

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people who use mental health terminology to defend their shitty behavior actually drive me insane--sorry neurodivergent. you don't want to see what reddit has turned adhd into

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3 days after his callout post Jesus rose again