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rottingghosty · 3 days ago
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Wayne Enterprise DILFs | DP x DC
this just in local 23 year old forgets they wear glasses and i’m at work lmao
in this prompt / au ish kinda thing, danny’s around i would say late 20s so he gets along well with the younger bat clan members because he’s just an honorary family member at this point. he’s also an enabler to bruce and thus a retaliation had to be made (im a firm believer that danny gets tall and buff when he gets proper nutrition and is built like a tank)
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Danny squints at his notepad, the words were small and blurry enough that not even squinting helped clear up whatever was written on it. He’d forgotten his glasses— something that occurs occasionally when he’s trying not to be late to work and it always ends with him struggling. Beside him was Bruce who seemed to equally be squinting at the tablet but at an arms length compared to when Danny brought it up to his face.
“I think this is why my kids keep telling me to get my eyes checked.” Bruce mumbles and Danny can’t help but let out a small snort in amusement. Danny’s aware of how often Bruce’s children nag on the older man about getting his eyes checked now that he’s ‘getting up there in years’ as one Tim Drake said.
“Tell me about it, my youngest— Eleanor but we call her Ellie always nagged on me until I finally went to our family doctor to see. She turned out to be right but I forgot my pair today.”
His pair that were gently coated in ectoplasm since apparently normal glasses couldn’t help with his heightened senses that his ghostly side leaks over to his human side and it’s why he needed them. Frostbite had been eager to get him a pair, something that Danny wanted to be upset about but the gentle yeti was too caring for Danny to deny him.
“Don’t worry about it chum, I’m sure we’ll figure out what’s on the schedule for today.” Bruce says and Danny gives the man an encouraging smile.
“Danny.” Tim’s voice says with a heavy sigh and instinctively Danny wilts like a flower and hangs his head low. That was Tim’s ‘disappointed but being polite about it’ tone and Danny hates that tone because it means Danny made a mistake. Mistakes made by Danny must be made better by Danny by doing something like joining the Wayne family dinners or even— he shivers— modeling for when one of the Waynes can’t do a photo shoot.
“Tim.” He curtly replied as Tim shook his head and placed his hands on his desk.
“Please tell me you didn’t forget your glasses today.”
Danny pressed his lips together.
“Well.”
“Danny.”
He huffs as he picks his head up and crosses his arms, leaning back against the comfortable couch in Tim’s office because that man took power naps like it was his third job. Danny isn’t stupid, he knows the Waynes are the vigilantes that go out but he dutifully ignores that fact and doesn’t say anything because he likes this well paying job even if he’s really a bodyguard posing as a secretary for Bruce.
“I may have misplaced them today.”
Tim groaned loudly in response as Bruce’s lips curled in amusement, Bruce waited for Tim to turn away from them to slide Danny a hundred dollar bill which Danny silently pocketed.
He wasn’t going to snitch out his boss that the reason Danny and Bruce Wayne were seen at an aquatic center to help teach kids to swim that ended up with Bruce ‘tripping’ and falling into pool nearby was because a kid ‘pushed’ him. Really, Tim should know better than to think Danny was going to say no to acting undercover so Bruce can get clues about a case he was working on.
It’s Batman! He’s not going to deny Batman. Even if the two completely scrapped whatever schedule was made to do their own thing.
“I’m telling Alfred. We’re also getting you glasses old man, I’m not accepting any excuses anymore!”
Both Bruce and Danny gave offended gasps.
It’d be later in weeks time where Danny would be on the phone with Jazz, coffee cup in hand as he spoke to her about any recent things and how life was.
“So are you going to tell me why people in Gotham and on the internet are calling you a DILF?” Jazz asks and it causes Danny to choke on his sip of coffee, the heat burning briefly before he managed to croak out a weak.
“What- Who… Tim.”
His work phone rings and all he sees is a message from Tim with a simple smiley face as if the man didn’t drop multiple photos of Danny, Ellie and Dan (whose faces are thankfully blurred) on the internet as revenge. Especially when Danny sees the caption.
Tim Drake ✔️@ceoTDW
Wayne Enterprises loves supporting single fathers! I’m sure you’ve noticed Bruce Wayne’s secretary but are you aware he’s a single father raising his son and daughter? Here’s our photo shoot with him to celebrate one of our loved employees!
How cruel Timothy Drake-Wayne. How cruel. It’s even worse when he sees fucking Gotham Gazette make an article about how people have voted that Danny is a DILF alongside Bruce Wayne and Lucius Fox. As well as the fact that W.E. ‘collects’ attractive employees to boost morale. What the fuck who wrote this— Vicki Vale.
“I’m never going to show my face again.”
Jazz laughs in response.
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leriexoxo · 2 days ago
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Unknown Number
Idol! Chan x Stay! Reader
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Tags: strangers to something more, voice kink, phone sex, anonymous sexting, slow reveal, idol!Chan is lurking, dirty talk, mystery man AU, smut 18+, blindfolds, unprotected sex, thigh riding, dom chan, praise kink, oral (f receiving) fingering
Word count: 5.4k
Summary: It starts with a text. A no-name number. A bold stranger in the dark. He saw your comment in a chaotic Stay group chat—“those fingers could ruin my life”—and now he won’t leave you alone. But maybe you don’t want him to. Because his texts are flirty, filthy, and just the right kind of fucked up. Because his voice notes make your thighs press together. Because he talks like he already knows what you sound like when you come. And the worst part? His voice sounds dangerously familiar.
This work contains mature themes, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!!!
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The first text came at 12:43 AM.
Unknown Number:
hey. you awake?
You didn’t recognize it. No name. No contact photo. Just numbers. But something about the timing—and the boldness—had your curiosity flaring.
You hesitated, thumb hovering. Then answered.
You:
who’s this?
Unknown Number:
just a bored stranger. saw your number in that stay gc. figured you wouldn’t mind the company.
You blinked. That group had been pure chaos, a flood of usernames and selfies and people throwing their numbers around like confetti. You almost forgot you’d joined it in the first place.
You:
wow. bold of you to admit you’re creeping in there like that lol
also… which one were you? i don’t remember you posting anything
A pause.
Then—
Unknown Number:
i didn’t
i like watching more than talking
especially when the girls are that pretty
Your stomach dipped.
Flirty. Shameless. You should’ve blocked him.
Instead, your lips curled.
You:
so what—you just stalked and picked the first girl who looked like she’d be down to text a stranger?
Unknown Number:
no. i picked the one who made that comment about chan’s hands during that encore stage.
you said, “those fingers could ruin my life” and i haven’t stopped thinking about it since.
You froze.
Your heart stuttered. You remembered typing that. The GC had been flying, no way to know who’d even seen it. And now it was echoing back at you from some faceless man in the dark.
You:
you’re a menace.
admit it. you get off on lurking. Chan would be horrified.
Another pause.
Unknown Number:
maybe, but i think he’d understand
You:
oh yeah? why’s that?
Unknown Number:
because if i were him, i’d want to know exactly who says that kind of stuff about me.
especially if she meant it.
Your breath caught.
You:
…and do you?
mean it?
Unknown Number:
every word.
but you tell me—should i be worried you’re the type to flirt with strangers this easily?
You smirked at your screen, heartbeat kicking faster.
You:
maybe i just have a thing for mystery
or maybe i like the idea that some stranger out there is thinking about me when he should be sleeping
Unknown Number:
you should stop saying things like that
You:
why?
Unknown Number:
because now i’m wondering how you sound when you’re out of breath
You stared at the message a beat too long. It’s not even what he said—it’s the way he said it. Like he already knew he could be the one to pull that sound out of you.
You:
that’s a bold thing to say to someone you’ve never met. you don’t even know what i look like
Unknown Number:
don’t need to.
i like your brain first.
your mouth second.
the rest is just a bonus.
Your breath stuttered in your chest. Who was this guy?
You:
you talk like you’ve done this before
seducing strangers through a screen
Unknown Number:
i don’t.
just bored. and maybe a little curious.
You:
curious about what?
Unknown Number:
what kind of girl sends texts like that about chan’s fingers
and whether she texts even filthier things when she’s comfortable
You bit your lip, grinning.
You:
maybe you’ll find out if you don’t scare me off first
Unknown Number:
oh baby, if you scare easy… you wouldn’t have replied to me at all
The way he called you baby shouldn’t have made your stomach flip like it did. It wasn’t even a real person. You didn’t know who was on the other end. And yet—you couldn’t stop.
Day 3
Unknown Number:
still thinking about the way you said “ruin my life”
i wonder how far you’d really let someone take that
You:
depends on who it is
Unknown Number:
so if it were chan? you’d let him?
You:
you ask a lot of questions for someone hiding behind a fake number
Unknown Number:
maybe i’m just trying to find the perfect way to ruin you myself
Day 6
The texting hadn’t stopped.
It was not constant—but it was regular. Little things. Late-night provocations. Random check-ins. Sometimes he was sweet. Sometimes unhinged. But always flirtatious. Always suggestive. And always reading you too well.
Unknown Number:
you at work?
You:
yeah, bored af… why?
Unknown Number:
just picturing you trying to act normal after everything you said last night
like a good girl pretending she didn’t admit she wanted to be choked
Your fingers paused mid-typing.
You:
you’re twisted
i like it
Unknown Number:
i know you do
you’re just as fucked up as me and i haven’t even told you the worst parts yet
A few seconds of his typing bubble coming and going, before the next text dropped.
Unknown Number:
what’s the dirtiest thing you’ve ever imagined about him?
No warning. No easing into it. Just dropped into your messages like a match on gasoline.
You stared at the screen, thumb hovering. You could’ve played coy. Could’ve brushed it off. But it was late, your inhibitions were low, and this was him—your anonymous stranger, your chaos comfort. The one person who let you say anything without judgement.
So, you gave him the truth.
You:
i think about riding his thigh way too much, like full on grinding in his studio, late at night.
headphones on, shirt off, music playing like nothing’s wrong, but i’m coming on his leg while he pretends to mix tracks
There was silence after that. No typing bubble. Nothing.
For a minute, you wondered if you’d finally gone too far. Made it too real. But then your screen lit up again—except this time, not with a message.
A voice note.
You stared at it.
The little waveform pulsed quietly, like it was waiting. And before you could think twice, you pressed play.
It started with a low breath. Like someone trying to keep their cool and failing.
Then—
“Fuck… you’re gonna kill me.”
The voice was deep. Gravel and heat and something so raw it skated straight down your spine. Familiar. Not too familiar—but something about it made your skin prickle.
“I shouldn’t be imagining it, but now I am,” the voice continued. Rough. Lazy. Wrecked. “You bouncing on my thigh, making those soft little noises you don’t even know you make…”
A pause.
Then a quiet, throaty chuckle.
“…and you expect me to sit still and pretend nothing’s happening? Baby, if you ever climbed on me like that, you wouldn’t be leaving the studio for hours.”
The recording cut off with the sound of a sharp inhale, like he was about to say more—but stopped himself.
Your heart pounded.
It wasn’t just the filth. Wasn’t just the way he said baby like he already owned your body. It was the tone. Something in it that teased the edges of recognition, like a song you couldn’t quite place. Not a perfect match—but a ghost of one. You frowned, replayed the voice in your mind, again and again.
And failed to ignore the stupid, impossible thought that whispered— No. It couldn’t be.
Could it?
You:
that voice
have we met before?
The message stayed unread for a few minutes.
And then—
Unknown Number:
not yet
You shouldn’t have replayed the voice note.
But you did.
Over and over. Lying in bed with your knees pulled to your chest, phone pressed to your ear like it held answers. And maybe it did—just not the kind that made sense. Because that voice did something to you. Tugged on a thread you didn’t know was loose.
Low. Deep. That exact kind of rough that spilled into your dreams when you thought about Chan whispering filth behind your ear.
Except… this wasn’t a fantasy anymore.
You’d said his name in front of a stranger. Described yourself melting on Chan’s thigh. And he hadn’t flinched. Hadn’t pulled away.
He’d responded like he’d wanted it. Like he was the one holding your hips down.
And God—that voice.
You tapped open a random behind-the-scenes video. Just to compare. Just to check.
Your breath hitched.
No. No way. Not possible. You were being insane.
Still… your chest felt too tight.
You:
i’m spiraling, don’t mind me
just casually obsessing over that voice note. you sound so familiar it’s driving me crazy
No reply. For hours.
But what you didn’t know—what you couldn’t know—was that while you were busy unraveling, so was he.
Because you’d told him your name once. Offhanded. Way back on Day Two, when he called you baby girl in a text and you laughed, saying—
“you don’t even know me, my guy. it’s [Y/N], by the way.”
And that was all it took.
He went looking. Lurking. He searched through the GC again, found your profile. Clicked your socials.
And then he saw you.
Saw the face behind the dirty little texts. The smile that curled when you teased. The thighs you said you wanted to ride his with. The lips. The eyes. The one bikini pic you posted with zero shame and a caption that said “it’s too hot out” like you didn’t just set his whole body on fire.
He stared at your selfies so long he forgot to breathe.
And when he finally responded— It wasn’t with a text.
It was another voice note.
You saw the waveform and your stomach flipped.
Pressed play.
“Just saw your page.”
His voice came out lower this time. Slower. Like smoke and honey and trouble.
“You’re real pretty, y’know that?”
A pause. You could almost feel him grinning.
“Exactly my type. That mouth of yours would look even better wrapped around my fingers.”
You choked on air.
“If I had you in front of me right now, baby… I’d ruin you. You’d be soaked just from hearing the way I breathe your name.”
Your pulse skipped.
“Should I say it? Should I moan it for you next time?”
Click. It ended there.
You stared at your screen like it had slapped you. Your thighs pressed together on instinct, heat crawling up your neck. He knew now. He’d seen you. And suddenly, it wasn’t just a game anymore.
It felt like a trap.
And you were walking right into it.
You:
what else did you see?
Unknown Number:
enough to want more
every. single. night.
You didn’t respond right away.
You needed time to breathe, time to cool down—except, you didn’t. Not really.
You were already wet before the voice note ended.
Already playing it back in your head like it was your favorite late-night playlist. That voice, so low and thick in your ears. That cocky little pause before he asked if he should moan your name.
You almost said yes.
Almost begged for it.
But instead, you smiled—schemed.
You weren’t stupid. He’d seen your socials. He was definitely stalking now. You had no doubt he’d clocked your Chan obsession.
So you decided to play a little.
Test the limits.
You:
i keep wondering what you’d sound like really moaning my name
like… if i had my mouth on you
would you curse? or say something soft in… korean maybe?
Three dots. Then nothing.
A beat.
Then the voice note came in. You didn’t even hesitate this time.
Click.
“…you’d hear both,” he rasped, already sounding out of breath. “I’d be praising you in English and cursing in Korean. You’d earn every damn syllable.”
Your mouth went dry.
“But you’d have to beg for it,” he added. “On your knees. All needy, telling me exactly what you want. Exactly how deep.”
Click.
Your core throbbed.
Still—you had a goal tonight. And it wasn’t just soaking your panties.
So you pushed further.
You:
you’re so good at dirty talk
you sure you’re not some secret idol who’s had media training or something?
you kinda sound like you know how to use a mic
You smiled as you sent it. Waited.
Unknown Number:
haha! you’re cute
That’s it? No voice note this time. You narrowed your eyes, smirking.
You:
i’m serious though, i listened to one of chan’s old vlives today
he’s got a sexy ass voice, kinda deep like yours when you talk slow. you two could be twins
You watched the “read” receipt pop up instantly.
No response.
You:
wait…you’re not him, right?
imagine
Nothing.
Your phone stayed silent for almost ten whole minutes.
And then it buzzed again—another voice note.
You could already feel the grin spreading across your face as you hit play.
“I’m not him,” the voice crooned, low and slow like warm silk. “But if I was… you think I’d let you get away with saying shit like that without consequences?”
You bit your lip hard. The recording continued.
“You’d be bent over that couch before you finished the sentence, baby. Face down. Ass up. I’d remind you exactly what my voice sounds like when you’re full of me.”
Click.
You didn’t realize your thighs had clenched together until your muscles ached.
And still—you weren’t done.
You:
you’re really good at this
whoever you are
maybe too good, maybe i should be scared
Unknown Number:
then stop teasing or i’ll make you say my name while you come
Your pulse jumped.
And for the first time all night… you wondered if maybe, just maybe, you already had.
Your legs were already trembling.
You’d been edging yourself for the past ten minutes—hand under the sheets, replaying that voice note like it was a playlist you couldn’t live without. Every time he said baby in that ruined growl, your fingers slipped lower. Every time he whispered what he’d do to you, your breath hitched.
And then you got brave.
Your thumb hovered over the record icon. You didn’t think. You just pressed.
You let the silence hang for a second—just your breathing, soft and needy. You let him feel how real it was.
Then you whispered, voice hushed, drenched in heat:
“Wanna know how I sound when I imagine Chan fucking me?”
Another pause. Then a soft, teasing whimper. Just enough to make his imagination snap.
“I moan his name like it’s the only word I know,” you purred. “I picture him grabbing my throat, whispering dirty things in that deep voice and accent, and I can’t help it. I’m already dripping.”
You let your breath hitch again. Just once. Just enough.
“I imagine him pushing me up against the wall in his studio, whispering ‘good girl’ against my mouth, and I lose it. I come just from his voice.”
Click.
You stared at the screen, heartbeat in your throat. No regrets.
He didn’t answer immediately.
But when he did—oh, God.
It was instant.
Unknown Number:
baby.
Another voice note dropped in seconds later.
You didn’t even brace yourself this time. You wanted to hear him break.
Click.
“You really wanna play that game?” His voice was pure gravel now, thick with restraint. You could hear the tension, the crack in it.
“Do you have any idea what you just did to me?”
You bit your lip.
“I’m not gonna last if you keep saying shit like that. Fuck—you’re dangerous.”
Another pause. A breath. Something almost like a growl.
“You wanna take this further?”
Your breath caught.
“Take a chance on me. Meet me. Let me ruin you for real.”
You blinked, heart hammering now for a different reason.
Then the final blow—
“I’ll tell you my name in person,” he said, voice dropping to a whisper. “But you’ll be screaming it by the end of the night anyway.”
Click.
You stared at your phone, stunned. Soaked. Shaking.
Unknown Number:
yes or no
one word baby, and i’ll tell you where to find me
You didn’t text back. You couldn’t. Your hands were shaking too hard to type. So you hit the call button.
Just like that.
Your thumb hovered for half a second before it connected. And then it rang. Once. Twice.
He picked up.
“Fuck,” he breathed—just that.
And it hit you low.
His voice—real, not filtered through a voice note. It filled your ear like silk-wrapped sin, deep and slick and raw.
“You really called me,” he said, almost laughing under his breath, like he couldn’t believe it either. “God, you sound—”
“Wrecked,” you rasped. “I sound completely wrecked.”
His inhale was sharp. You could barely get words out.
“I can’t stop thinking about you,” you whispered. “Your voice—your fucking voice—it’s like every fantasy I’ve ever had about Chan, but worse.”
He choked. “Worse?”
You whimpered softly, dragging your palm across your soaked core, no longer caring if he could hear.
“He ruins me,” you breathed. “In my head, he’s so mean. Doesn’t even give me time to adjust. Just whispers, ‘take it,’ and—”
“Jesus Christ,” he growled.
“—And I do. I take it like a good girl. Like I’m supposed to.”
He was silent. But you could hear his breathing—heavy, desperate. Like his hand was wrapped around himself already.
You swallowed, voice dipping lower. “I imagine riding his thigh and crying when he doesn’t let me come. You think I’m sick for that?”
“…No,” he rasped. “I think I wanna see it.”
You bit your lip hard. “You’d really watch me fuck myself stupid over your voice?”
“I’d hold your hips down,” he said. “Make you say please. Make you scream.”
And you moaned. Right into the speaker.
Soft. Real. Honest.
He gasped—just a little. That sound did something to him. You felt it.
“Say it again,” he whispered. “Say my name.”
“Chan—” It slipped. You didn’t even think.
And he shuddered.
“Fucking hell. Say it again.”
“Chan—” breathy, broken.
“Keep going.”
“Chan, please,” you whimpered. “Please, I need—fuck—I need you inside me, I can’t—”
His voice broke, cracked, fractured in your ear. You still didn’t hear it. You didn’t notice.
Because in your head, this wasn’t real. There was no way your ultimate fantasy, your favorite idol, the man who owned your soul with one smirk on stage—was the stranger breathing ragged into your phone right now.
There was no way Chan could be real. No way he’d call you baby in that exact voice. No way he’d whisper—
“Say yes.”
Your lashes fluttered.
“To what?” you asked, dizzy.
“Say yes,” he repeated. “To seeing me. Let me prove what I’ll do to you.”
You swallowed hard. You wanted it. All of it.
Still clueless. Still soaked. Still talking to the one man you thought was impossible.
“yes.”
The car ride felt longer than it was.
Your thighs stayed pressed together the whole time, hands fidgeting in your lap. You kept reapplying lip balm even though it was perfect. Kept checking your phone even though he hadn’t messaged again—not since you said yes.
Just one message. “Penthouse” One pin drop location.
No name still. No other clue.
But you went. You had to.
You reached the building—quiet street, upscale high-rise. Your heels clicked softly against polished marble floors as you made your way through the lobby, every step heavier than the last.
Penthouse suite.
Of course.
He had money. You knew that already. The voice, the confidence, the way he said he’d show you what your fantasies felt like in real life—he wasn’t bluffing.
You stopped in front of the door.
Stared.
And then, hand trembling, you raised your knuckles and knocked once.
Silence.
And then—
The door opened. Your heart stopped.
The man standing there was familiar.
Too familiar.
Too—
“…Chan?” you whispered, eyes wide, stomach lurching.
He leaned against the doorframe, black hoodie hanging off one shoulder, hair messy like he’d been running his fingers through it for hours. His chain glinted in the soft hallway light.
One corner of his mouth curved up.
And that voice—that voice that had ruined you all night—slid through your skull like molten sin.
“Surprise, baby.”
You froze.
Mouth parted. Eyes locked on his. Brain not catching up.
You were standing face to face with Bang Chan.
Your idol. Your obsession. Your late-night fantasy.
The man who whispered filth into your ear like it was made for you.
“You’re—” You choked. “No way. There’s no fucking way—”
Chan stepped closer. Just one slow, predatory step.
“You called me Chan when you moaned,” he said, dark eyes locked on your lips. “You knew.”
“I—I thought I was just—I didn’t think—”
He laughed softly, jaw flexing. “But it was always right there in front of you baby”
You backed up a step, but his hand shot out—gripped your waist. Firm. Steady. Possessive.
“I’ve been dying to touch you since the second I saw your profile, Y/N. You think I didn’t notice the way you talk about me online? You practically begged me to ruin you.”
Your knees buckled slightly.
“Now,” he murmured, dragging you inside and shutting the door behind you, “I’m gonna make good on every filthy thing we both said.”
Your back hit the wall.
“But this time,” he whispered, voice all gravel and heat, “you won’t be able to pretend it’s just a fantasy.”
His mouth hovered inches from yours. Pupils blown.
Close enough to feel the heat, to smell the faint trace of his cologne—clean, smoky, dark. Your pulse thudded in your ears, wild and loud. You still couldn’t believe it. Couldn’t breathe.
Chan’s hand slid from your waist to your jaw, slow and steady, like he was testing how much of you he was allowed to own. His thumb grazed your bottom lip, tugged it slightly, eyes never leaving yours.
“Still think this is a dream?”
You shook your head, barely.
“Good,” he whispered. “Because I don’t want you waking up anytime soon.”
You leaned in, lips parted, waiting—begging—for his mouth.
But he smirked. Didn’t kiss you.
Instead, he leaned to your ear, breath hot against your skin, and whispered—
“You thought about me in this hoodie, didn’t you?
Your stomach dropped.
“Imagined me pulling it off, pressing you into my mattress—making you forget your own name.”
You whimpered, thighs clenching together.
“I heard every sound you made earlier,” he murmured. “You didn’t even try to hide how wet you were.”
“Chan—” you whispered, but it cracked.
“Mm. Just like that. Say it again.”
“Chan—”
He groaned.
“You don’t know what you’re doing to me,” he muttered, leaning back just enough to look you over. His gaze dragged down your body—slow, heavy, hungry. “Fuck, you’re exactly my type. Pretty little mouth, skin I wanna bite, and thighs begging to be spread.”
You shivered, hands gripping the front of his hoodie.
“Touch me,” you whispered.
“Not yet.”
You blinked. “W-What?”
His mouth was at your neck now, barely brushing your skin. Not kissing. Not biting. Just hovering.
“You already gave me everything over the phone, didn’t you? Your moans. Your voice. Every filthy thing you wanted me to do.”
His voice dropped to a sinful purr.
“So now I wanna watch you beg.”
You gasped.
“You gonna let me see how desperate you get for me? Right here, baby. Against this wall.”
You swallowed hard. Your hands slid down his chest, fingers trembling.
He grabbed your wrists—lightly, but enough to stop you.
“Mm-mm,” he hummed, lips brushing your cheek. “I said beg.”
“Chan, please,” you whimpered, arching your back just slightly, pushing your chest against his. “You don’t know how badly I need you.”
“No,” he said, low and lethal. “I do. And that’s why I’m not giving it to you yet.”
His hand slid up your thigh—almost. Almost.
Then it stopped.
“You think I’m cruel now?” he whispered. “Wait until I’m inside you and still not letting you come.”
You whined—loud.
And he laughed, dark and breathless. “There she is.”
Then finally—finally—he kissed you.
Not soft, Not sweet.
Claiming.
Tongue first. No warning. Hands gripping your hips like he owned them. You barely got a breath in before he pressed you harder into the wall, lips devouring yours like he’d been waiting a lifetime.
You moaned into his mouth, and he swallowed it whole.
And then—he pulled back, chest heaving.
“One more chance to back out, baby,” he said, voice wrecked. “Because after tonight, things are gonna be different.”
“Please—”
He led you down the hallway with his hand on your lower back—no words, no teasing now, just heat radiating off his body like it was built to burn you.
The lights were low, but his room still felt rich. Sleek lines, black sheets, cool-toned walls. And you—blinking at your reflection in the floor-length mirror across from the bed—trying to remember how to breathe.
“Sit,” he said, and you did.
The bed dipped beneath your weight, silk beneath your fingers. He stood in front of you, hoodie still on, eyes dark and patient like a man who already knew how the night would end.
But then—you stilled when you saw what was in his hand.
A blindfold.
You looked up at him, breath catching.
“Trust me?” he asked softly.
You nodded. He stepped closer, brushing hair away from your face before tying the fabric around your eyes. Not too tight. Not uncomfortable. But enough to change everything.
“You don’t need to see me tonight,” he whispered against your cheek. “You’ve heard me. Felt me. Begged for me.”
He guided you backward, hands careful on your shoulders, until you were flat on the bed.
“Tonight,” he whispered, breath ghosting your throat, “you only get sound. And touch. And need.”
You whimpered, arching instinctively, trying to find his mouth, his hands, anything—
But he just laughed. Dark. Low. Almost cruel.
“Desperate already?” he murmured.
“Chan, please—”
“Mm. That’s the one.”
Then his hands—warm, wide—slid down your sides. Slowly. Reverently. But he still hadn’t really touched you.
Until— He moved.
Positioned you without a word. Straddled his thigh between your legs, gripped your waist, and pulled you flush against him.
You gasped—sharp, involuntary.
The muscle flexed beneath you. Solid. Hot. Right where you needed him.
“There,” he whispered. “Didn’t you say you thought about this?”
You nodded frantically, blindfolded and panting.
“Riding my thigh while I whisper all the things I’d do to you?”
“Fuck,” you whimpered, already grinding.
“That’s it, baby. Show me.”
He let you move. Just watched. Let you use him, breath heavy and dirty in your ear as he spoke.
“You’re soaked, aren’t you?”
“Yes,” you cried.
“Messing up my pants like a good girl. Gonna leave a stain right there, huh?”
He flexed again.
You whined.
His lips brushed your ear.
“You want my cock already, but I’m making you come just like this. Wanna hear how greedy you sound.”
You moaned—loud, desperate.
“Shh,” he whispered. “Or I’ll stop. We don’t come until I say so.”
“Chan, please—please—”
But he stayed still, hand pressing lightly on your lower back.
“You’ll come when I let you. Not a second before.”
And that broke you.
Your body shook, thighs trembling as he slowed you down, holding you in place.
“You wanna be good for me, baby?” he breathed, lips against your neck. “Take the blindfold off and get on all fours.”
You froze.
He tugged the blindfold free.
You blinked, dazed, ruined.
“Turn around,” he said. “Now.”
And you did.
Hands on the sheets. Ass up. Back arched.
You looked over your shoulder—heart stuttering when you saw him standing there, hoodie off, black tank hugging his chest, chain catching the light.
“You’re gonna take me now,” he growled, stepping closer, voice low and possessive. “Every inch. Every word. Every fantasy.”
“And after that?” you whispered, eyes wide, skin burning.
His smile turned sinful.
“You’ll never think of me as your idol again.”
You felt his body behind you before you heard him move.
A warm palm smoothed over your back, from the dip of your spine to the curve of your ass. Gentle. Reverent. Worshipping. He breathed slow, like he was grounding himself. Like if he wasn’t careful, he’d devour you whole before he even got inside.
“You’re perfect like this,” he murmured. “Fuck, baby. Do you even know what you’re doing to me?”
You tried to answer, but the words melted on your tongue when he leaned down—chest grazing your back, lips brushing your neck.
“You let me hear you. Let me tease you. Let me own your body before I ever saw your face.”
His fingers slid under the waistband of your underwear, dragging slow.
“And now that I have all of you…” He kissed your shoulder. “You’re not leaving my bed until I’ve ruined you.”
You whimpered.
He laughed, breath hot and low.
“Still so shy? After everything you said to me?”
You turned your head, lips parted. “I want it. All of it.”
That broke him.
The sound he made wasn’t human.
He tore your underwear down and off in one swift pull. Fingers gripped your thighs—tight. Spreading them wide. Exposing you completely.
“Fuck me…” he breathed. “So wet. And you haven’t even been touched yet.”
“Chan—”
He dropped to his knees behind you.
And licked a stripe up your center.
You screamed.
“That’s it, baby,” he growled against you. “Sing for me.”
He devoured like a man starved—tongue precise, relentless, cruel. Two fingers slipped inside, curling just right. Your moans turned messy, hips jerking, hands clawing the sheets.
“That spot?” he rasped. “Right there?”
“Yes—yes—please—”
He spanked your ass once, hard.
“Then take it.”
You shattered—body convulsing, legs trembling, gasping his name like a lifeline. But even through your orgasm, he didn’t stop. Didn’t slow. Didn’t let you rest.
“One more,” he ordered. “I want you crying before I even fuck you.”
Your vision blurred. Your thighs trembled. You came again—harder, louder, incoherent.
And then— He pulled away.
You blinked back into the world to see him standing over you, eyes blown black, jaw clenched.
He grabbed your hips, dragged you up and back, and lined himself at your entrance.
“Last chance to run.”
You shook your head, tears on your lashes. “Want you.”
He thrusted in—slow, deep, unrelenting.
You both moaned—his hands squeezing your hips so tight you knew you’d bruise.
“So fucking tight,” he growled. “Like you were made for me.”
You whined, head dropping.
He started slow. Intentional. Torturous.
Then leaned over, mouth at your ear, one hand wrapping around your throat.
“Gonna fuck you so deep you’ll forget your name. Gonna fill you so full you’ll know who you belong to.”
Your moans spiraled into sobs. You were wrecked. Completely gone.
And still—he praised.
“Good girl. Taking me so well. Look at that pretty pussy swallowing me whole. Just for me.”
You lost track of time. Of the room. Of anything but the sound of your bodies slapping together and his voice dragging you through every layer of hell.
Then he flipped you. Straddled you.
Fucked you facing him. Eyes locked. One hand holding your face.
“I wanna see you come again,” he whispered. “Right here. Look at me while I ruin you.”
You nodded, tears spilling, body ready to shatter.
He slammed into you—hard, deep, ruthless.
“Now,” he ordered. “Now.”
And you screamed.
Came harder than you ever had. Back arched. Vision gone. World spinning.
He held you through it—kissed your forehead—whispered filth you couldn’t even process.
Then he followed you—coming with a groan so low and raw it vibrated through your bones.
He collapsed over you, breath tangled in your skin.
You lay there, chest heaving, both of you coated in sweat and bliss and something dangerous.
Then— A kiss to your temple.
The silence that followed wasn’t awkward. It was dangerous.
Your bare skin still touched his, tangled in sheets that smelled like sex, sweat, and the kind of risk you weren’t supposed to crave. His fingers traced lazy lines down your spine, like he didn’t want to let go. Like he was still memorizing how you felt stretched around him.
Neither of you spoke.
Because what the fuck was there to say? He wasn’t your friend. He wasn’t just a stranger. He wasn’t even just some faceless number anymore.
He was him.
And he knew exactly who you were now too. You could feel it in the way he looked at you. Like you were something forbidden he couldn’t stop tasting.
You shifted, chest rising and falling against his, still breathless.
“I probably should go,” you murmured.
His hand flattened against your lower back.
“Should you?” he said.
But he didn’t move. Didn’t let go. Didn’t stop you either.
You pulled away slowly. Found your shirt in a messy heap on the floor, sliding it over your head without bothering to fix your hair. Your thighs still ached. The inside of them still sticky. You weren’t sure if you were shaking from pleasure or adrenaline or both.
“Is this the part where I pretend this didn’t happen?” you asked, voice light but not teasing.
He propped himself up on one elbow, eyes dragging across your figure.
“You don’t have to pretend.”
A beat passed.
Then another. And then—
“I probably should’ve stopped this,” he added, quieter this time.
“But you didn’t.”
You turned to face him fully now, shirt barely covering anything, mouth still swollen from the way he kissed you like he wanted to destroy you.
“No,” he said. “I didn’t.”
You stepped toward him, slow.
Deliberate.
He watched you like prey—like the only reason he hadn’t pounced again was because he wasn’t sure he’d be able to stop the second time.
“I’m not asking for anything,” you said, standing between his knees now. “I know what this is.”
His gaze flicked up.
“What is it?”
Your lips twitched.
“Stupid. Risky. Completely fucking insane.”
He smiled.
And fuck, that smile—you could feel it between your legs.
“But you want more,” he said.
It wasn’t a question.
“I do,” you breathed.
“So do I.”
You swallowed hard.
The air between you practically buzzed.
No confessions. No declarations.
Just need.
And beneath it all, the low, simmering thrill of getting away with something you shouldn’t.
“So what happens now?” you whispered.
His hand slid up your thigh. Not possessive—familiar.
“You wait for me to text you,” he said. “Then you come back. Let me fuck that fantasy out of you again.”
Your breath hitched.
“And if I don’t?”
He smirked.
“Then I’ll send you a reminder.”
His fingers dipped between your legs through your shirt, slow and cruel, and you nearly collapsed right there.
“I’ll see you again,” he added, voice rough against your throat now. “You know I will.”
You kissed him. Hard. Brief. Addictive.
Then slipped from his grip like a storm cloud—messy, dark, full of promise.
You didn’t say goodbye. You didn’t need to.
The second the door shut behind you, your phone lit up.
Unknown Number:
Next time, I want you riding my face before you even say hi.
Your smile was sinful. And your reply came fast.
You:
Next time’s too far away.
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Authors note: ‘Unknown number’ portrays one of my most vivid imaginations about how i wanna meet Chan 😩 we’re all delulu so dont look at me like that! But yeah, Chan is always lurking? Well i hope he lurks and finds this fic too 😏😏❤️❤️
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egophiliac · 2 months ago
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Silver is finally here...he just took the title for the most beautiful card in TWST's history...
me five years ago: wow I really hope we get to see dragon Malleus someday! that'll be so nice and wonderful. I bet he's a big silly! :)
twst: :)
GOD. it occurred to me literally three hours before the anniversary stream that they might've been saving the reveal for then to just explode us all at once. this timing was EXTREMELY deliberate. thank you Twst. I can't even focus on all the Blazing Jewel stuff because Silver wielding the physical manifestation of his Complicated Dad Issues is busy eating my entire brain. and -- oh what's that? he duos with Lilia? I'M RUINED THANK YOU ᕕ( ᐕ )ᕗ
this is your warning that I'm going to be the most annoying person on the planet come Monday morning, thank you everybody and goodniiiiiiight
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers#i say this with every card but the groovy might actually murder me this time fellas#silver in his biodad's armor with his adopted dad's sword#on his way to fight his adopted brother who both dads tried to save but who's also the son of the woman his biodad killed#because due to extremely complicated circumstances this is the only way to actually save him#and also this is all a parallel to what happened 400 years ago except hopefully it'll go less horribly this time#and also sebek is there!#this really is the story of poor sebek's life isn't it (jk jk sebs you know i love you)#but now it is silver's time to SHINE (a stray beam of light hits silver's armor and my eyes fall out of my head)#i say it again: episode 7 is about two things and two things only#it's dads and significant hair moments all the way down#don't worry! i haven't even reached my final form of being annoying yet!#gosh. this was SO deliberately timed to the anniversary that it HAS to be the wrapup to the episode 7 plot. right?!#like i still think there might be an epilogue chapter or something with the dorm reruns (yes i am fixated on the dorm reruns)#but we're definitely going into 7 endgame here huh folks#genuinely feeling a little bittersweet there! we've spent literally over two years in the episode 7 gauntlet and now the end is in sight#oh media. you can't last forever but why you gotta end.#(malleus in the background: i can fix that } :) fae of --)#at least we have whatever cliffhanger they throw at us for episode 8 to look forward to!#can't wait for it to turn out that grim was raverne this whole time or something#also. just. love that mal's horns look fine in the blazing jewels art#i mean obviously if something happens they wouldn't just put an enormous spoiler on there. but the potential implications are hilarious#malleus having a great time in his little idol outfit like. the weekend before lilia goes 'guess i'll die! 🤷‍♂️'#ugggh and now i have to actually think about what pulls i'm gonna do. this is awful. how dare you do this to me twst
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burningcheese-merchant · 27 days ago
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I think more ppl need to see this
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Yeah for real lol. That's exactly what it is with him. Not to toot my own horn too much but I believe this post I made ages ago hits the nail on the head haha
"I'm bored" is... technically true. In a sense. Personally, I think it's a very simple and vague allusion to the real problem. That thin sheet of snow coating a massive, freezing cold iceberg. Just barely obscuring it from proper view.
imo it's been a bit disappointing seeing people take to extremes with Burning Spice's character. I've seen people either woobify him, downplay or excuse his actions by saying "he's not evil! He's hurting! He's depressed! He doesn't hate people, he's lashing out because he can't internalize his pain anymore!", or just demand he be put to death immediately on sight without trial. You can like a morally repulsive character and sympathize with their issues while also acknowledging that they're repulsive and need to face justice for their crimes. Burning Spice is one of my favorite characters, I love everything about him, he's sexy as fuck, I understand why he's the way he is, I'm still happy to see his ass beat because he's a piece of shit and he deserves it lol.
Not to throw shade at "simpler" villains ofc. I love me some assholes that are assholes just because they can be. Like Jack Horner in Puss in Boots 2. But Burning Spice isn't Jack Horner and he honestly shouldn't be. The deeper, sadder, more complex reasons governing his actions suit him better than just "I'm bored fuck this shit" and nothing else ykwim
and of course, he's still wrong. Burning Spice's view of the world is wrong. Does a book begin just to end? Does a song play just to finish in a few minutes' time? No. They begin so that we may read, listen, and enjoy. So that they may make us laugh, or have us shake our heads in disappointment, or tell us some hidden truth. Make our days and lives a little more interesting than they were before. Life is beautiful BECAUSE it is fleeting. Born, grow, wither, born, grow, wither. Yes, that's how it goes. But there's so much more to those things than just what we can gather from those three words. Every day is different. Though the sun rises every morning without fail, it's never quite the same color, is it? Always a bit of a different shade of yellow, orange, red, bleeding into the sky a little differently each time. There are so many things to see and do, games to play, people to meet and love and cherish. Maybe some of those things and those people won't be here someday but that doesn't mean their existence never meant anything. We are not born to die, we are born to live. We must die for those who are to live, and live for those who have died. Regardless, we must never lose sight of the intrinsic value of all that surrounds us. Burning Spice very much did. Underneath his bitterness and anger and (not unfounded, to be fair) lamentation for the unstoppable cycle of life and death is a deep-rooted selfishness and fundamental lack of understanding and appreciation for life and other people. In the face of despair, he gave in and chose evil. He was and is wrong for doing so, regardless of why he did it. He could've stepped down. He could've just admitted he didn't have what it took to be the Herald of Change. Hell, if he really hates being alive so much, he would've committed suicide a LONG time ago. But he never did any of that; instead he chose to inflict an equal or greater suffering on everything and everyone else, even the undeserving. And for that he MUST pay. And Golden Cheese, with her personality and her experiences and the wisdom she came to attain when faced with the exact same despair as Burning Spice, is exactly the right person to make him do that
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jellydragons · 6 months ago
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been watching a lot of hermitcraft recently and am happy to report that i am hopelessly endeared by these little goobers 💕 they’re like bugs to me
close ups under the cut!
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gonna be real this was absolutely just me taking the opportunity to get my grubby lil mitts all up in their character designs lol i heart interpreting mc skins
#my posts#my art#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#oh boy here we go#zedaph#tangotek#bdoubleo100#bdubs#rendog#falsesymmetry#stressmonster101#iskall85#cubfan135#goodtimeswithscar#WHY are there so MANYYY (<- is the one who drew that many)#anyways i love them they’re so…………#also just for the record i have Peaked with that lil ouppy rendog just LOOK AT HIMMM#i will never draw anything better than that he’s literally perfect#don’t. don’t worry about how long it took to draw one tiny thing it definitely wasn’t embarrassingly long struggling with dog legs#i’m also really proud of horsegirl bdubs giving his horf a big ol ‘MWAH!’ but that’s just because that one’s real cute :)#but yeah this was just a lil somethin somethin i poked at whenever i was in a Mood and needed something to draw forrr however many months#i tried challenging myself to draw hermits i probably wouldn’t much otherwise :)#it was fun i love designing my interpretations of various skins#it was really funny tho how i was fighting for my LIFE drawing zed and meanwhile ren and stress turned out perfect first try#was that purely on me for giving him wool and a terrible angle to draw a face at?#……..yeah probably but STILL#but i’m really pleased with how he turned out so 100% worth it babyyy#anyways posting this so i’ll stop poking at it i’ve gone ‘okay it’s Officially Done’ like 5 times now lol i need to leave it alone#POSTING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE I FORGOT TO TURN ON A LAYER AND DIDN’T NOTICEEE IF YOU SAW THE OG POST NO YOU DIDN’T
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chrollohearttags · 24 days ago
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don’t nothing pmtfo more than somebody looking at you like the antichrist when you say you don’t like/want kids.
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turtleblogatlast · 1 year ago
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Big Mama must have lost some serious standing in the yokai underworld because it’s gotten apparent that she keeps being beaten by a small group of teenagers and the occasional rat man, and when it’s not them then she’s taking L’s from her own schemes working against her.
And in the ensuing power vacuum, the Hamatos accidentally become the most feared crime family known to all the big bads of the Hidden City.
After all, they’ve publicly outplayed Big Mama multiple times, a couple of them have taken out the heads of two of the most well known criminal organizations, one took out Heinous Green, two are responsible for the destruction of Witch Town, they have ties to both the infamous Baron Draxum and Captain Piel, they won the Doom Dome death race, they’re Battle Nexus Champions, they’ve displayed insane feats of power and defeated impossibly strong enemies, most of them have been to jail, and they regularly mingle with humans.
You can just imagine the notoriety they’d accumulate from word of mouth alone.
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beanghostprincess · 1 year ago
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I love how the most chaotic thing could be happening on the ship and Jinbe would just like. Be happy to be there. He'd smile. So satisfied. So comfortable. "Haha, this crew is so silly. I love them" while Zoro is jumping into the ocean to rescue Luffy because the guy thought he could fly if Sanji taught him how. Jinbe is just there. Big guy. Blushing. Smiling. Standing there. And I love him so much it hurts.
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itsrainingalmonds · 1 year ago
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CATFIGHT
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(Ft. Heart and Mind)
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lovesodeepandwideandwell · 2 months ago
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loverboybrightsideghost · 14 days ago
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the funns mean everything to me in so many ways, and i'm truly not joking. genuinely, the characters of wooden overcoats and their journeys have inspired, motivated, and reassured me so often throughout my life since i listened to it.
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silverskye13 · 4 months ago
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One of these days I'm going to end up sleeping in my car
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nebulations · 8 months ago
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Fish, 7 (For your prompts! ❤️)
Hi, anon!! Thank you for the prompt, you were the very first one to send one in! 7 was, again, the wildcard, so I randomly generated a different number to land on Yue Qingyuan (from Scum Villain)! I have no choice but to dedicate this to @bytedykes, because I told her about this prompt and she said “yqy pet fish mental health speedrun” and we went, uh, a little insane about it. Enjoy some yuefang, folks!!!!
“Mu-xiong,” Yue Qingyuan says. “I’m sorry to bother you. Are you available?”
“Yue-xiong is never a bother,” Mu Qingfang says warmly. “And I am, actually, yes. Is everything okay, Yue-xiong?”
“I think I need help.” A bit dramatic, perhaps, and Yue Qingyuan hates to trouble Mu Qingfang on a rare day off, but Yue Qingyuan and impulse have never been the best combination, and he would appreciate a second opinion.
Mu Qingfang’s voice turns hard. “Where are you? I'll come right away.”
“What—?” Yue Qingyuan stares at his phone like the blank call screen will tell him why Mu Qingfang suddenly sounds so serious. “I'm at home, but—”
“I'll be right there,” Mu Qingfang says, and hangs up.
Yue Qingyuan stares at his phone for another second, then lifts his gaze to his sparkling new aquarium. His new betta, white and black and resplendent of fin, stares back. Was his crisis of faith about his viability as a fish owner really so deserving of such urgency…?
“So,” Mu Qingfang says. “This was your emergency?” He looks about as unimpressed by the betta as it does by the two of them.
Yue Qingyuan feels obscurely like he’s being scolded. Mu Qingfang is one of the nicest men he knows, but that just means that his censure takes the form of a blunt instrument of mass disappointment.
“In my defense,” he points out meekly, “I didn’t say there was an emergency. Mu-xiong just assumed.”
“That’ll teach me,” Mu Qingfang huffs, but at least he looks amused. “Yue-xiong should get used to asking for help more so this gege doesn’t have to panic every time he does ask.”
Yue Qingyuan’s mouth almost drops open. He can only hope his cheeks aren’t as red as they feel. “Er—well, I asked this time, didn’t I?”
“You did,” Mu Qingfang allows, looking something horribly close to fond. Yue Qingyuan swallows and tries to hurry on.
“So—not an emergency, but I do want your opinion,” he coughs out. “I’m having… doubts. About the fish.” Mu Qingfang’s eyebrows contract. Yue Qingyuan rushes it out. “Do you think I should keep it?”
“Yue-xiong…” Mu Qingfang looks politely incredulous. “Why does my opinion matter? The fish is already yours, isn’t it? If you don’t think maintaining its upkeep will be feasible, that’s one thing, but… Surely Yue-xiong did the research before getting it?”
He doesn’t sound judgemental, but Yue Qingyuan feels his cheeks warm. “I did, but I wasn’t planning on getting a fish; I was only admiring the tanks. There was a salesperson who was… very insistent.”
Mu Qingfang regards him doubtfully, which is fair. Yue Qingyuan towers over most people he meets, and his bulk only further adds to the impression of immovability. It’s only when he opens his mouth that it becomes clear how spineless he actually is.
Yue Qingyuan falters. “I had thought… I thought it might be nice.” The bettas had seemed so majestic in their tanks, iridescent monarchs of false grass and plastic coves, and Yue Qingyuan had thought, wildly, that one might be rewarding to keep, might breathe a touch of life into his immaculately sleek living room. The whole affair hadn’t even been expensive by his shiny new standards, forget difficult to physically arrange. It was only when installation and set-up for his new aquarium had finished and he was left to watch that jewel-bright being swim disaffectedly through its new home that doubt had seized him, all-consuming and black. He had, admittedly, panicked a little after that.
(Yue Qingyuan’s apartment is very large, and very clean, and very empty. It holds the barest amount of decoration and muss to qualify as lived-in rather than a snapshot from a magazine ad. The fish may, in fact, be the only thing in the entire place which really qualifies as his. No wonder Yue Qingyuan wanted to jettison it from his life as soon as he got it.)
Mu Qingfang’s expression hovers between concern and simple confusion. “I’m sure Yue-xiong will be a more than adequate caretaker,” he says, more gently than Yue Qingyuan and all his neuroses probably deserve. “What’s this really about, Yue-xiong?”
Ah. There it is. Being the mildest person of Yue Qingyuan’s admittedly sharp-tongued social circle doesn’t preclude Mu Qingfang’s wit from being as keen as the scalpels he works with.
“I don’t…” Yue Qingyuan falters. How to express to Mu Qingfang how manifestly unfit Yue Qingyuan is to care for any living creature at all? He changes tack. “I think he hates me,” he admits dolefully.
Mu Qingfang stares at him for a long time, long enough to imply that he’s reevaluating certain opinions about Yue Qingyuan’s intelligence. “Yue-xiong, with all due respect to your new pet—it’s a fish.”
“Fish have emotions!” Yue Qingyuan argues. He flushes at the volume at which it comes out, and at the way Mu Qingfang’s eyes go wide-eyed in startlement. But the salesperson had been very insistent about that, as well. “Bettas are intelligent animals. They dislike certain colors, apparently, and they’re very sensitive—ah, to environmental disruptions, that is. And—”
Mu Qingfang’s eyebrows are still high, but his face has relaxed into a smile. “It sounds to me like you like it quite a bit already. Isn’t that reason enough to keep it?” His tone curls with sudden mischief. “Have heart, Yue-xiong—you’ve hardly known each other for a day! Give it time to adjust to you, and I’m sure you’ll win it over as surely as you do everyone else.” And he grins, sure and easy in his trust that Yue Qingyuan won’t fumble and shatter something so small and monumental as a life that he could cup in his palms.
While Yue Qingyuan is still dazed by that, Mu Qingfang’s eyes alight with interest. “Ah, Yue-xiong—what have you named it?”
“...”
Mu Qingfang’s face falls as devastatingly as it had lit up. “Yue-xiong…”
“Mu-xiong is aware that I was unsure of whether or not I’d keep him!” Yue Qingyuan is terribly aware that his ears are now heating up to match his cheeks. Mu Qingfang’s ensuing laughter does not help with that matter.
Yue Qingyuan is not very good at holding onto things. More often than not, he makes a mess of whatever he’s set his clumsy hands to, lets it fall right through his scarred fingers. But Mu Qingfang’s words ring through his head: Isn’t that reason enough to keep it? And, well, isn’t it? Surely Yue Qingyuan is adult enough to follow through on this. Maybe happiness can be look like his new betta swimming up to the tank to observe the new colorful form moving in front of it, can come as easy as Mu Qingfang quipping that his knowledge about fish is clearly lacking and vowing casually to read up on bettas to be a better fish uncle.
Yue Qingyuan buries a smile and walks over to let Mu Qingfang know that bettas can be trained to follow fingers around. The betta’s clear preference for Mu Qingfang over Yue Qingyuan is as good a marker of intelligence as any fun fact the pet shop worker could have given him. Yes, Yue Qingyuan thinks with a smile—he thinks he’ll be keeping this after all.
#yqy in canon: i make impulsive decisions of a scale where they torpedo my entire life#me: got it. in a modern au he makes expensive impulse purchases and then returns them immediately after#bc he can't conceptualize doing things for himself and also has no idea how to spend all his money he doesn't know what to do with#(this is suchh a vague modern au lmao like mqf is obv still a doctor#but i didn't write yqy as his boss here and am not sure what he does in this world or why he's rich now#and i have no idea who the fucking pet shop salesperson was either. i think it's sqh though)#don't worry about it okay? just enjoy the yuefang and the fruits of my and nik's agenda to make all our fave sect leaders fish owners#i personally see mqf as older than yqy! in this au he thinks he could be really into yqy#but he respects that yqy doesn't seem to be looking for a relationship (and that he has some shit going on that he hasn't seen fit to share#with mqf yet)#so he's content to stick to some mild flirting while enjoying their friendship#meanwhile yqy is totally divorced from the concept of attraction (directed at or coming from him)#so he panics every time mqf flirts with him but has no fucking idea that that's actually what's happening on either end#they would be so good together :)) mqf is going to be such a good fish co-parent :)) this fish is going to get these two together okay :)))#the betta is a black dragon/orchid; i couldn't decide so it's up to you#writing this was kinda funny bc the fish could and probably should have been a metaphor for sj#but i wanted to write smth yqy-centric that didn't directly allude to him even once#and i succeeded!!!#the entire reason i wrote this as modern au was bc i thought of mqf calling yqy 'yue-xiong' and went insane btw#OKAY SHUTTING UP NOW. THANK YOU AGAIN ANON!!!!!#asks#anonymous#my writing#svsss#yue qingyuan#mu qingfang#yuefang#yqy tag#betta blues
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hauntingblue · 6 months ago
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Rewatching act 2.... yeah ISHA WATCH OUT FOR THE CYCLE ISHA!!!!! NOOOOO
#ambessa setting up the logs on a fireplace while literally adding fuel to the fire with cailtyn... subtelty#silco spent his whole life trying to rile the undercity together STUPID JOKE THAT IT IS you have the chance to pull it off#isha is the true revolutionary after all... jinx get up to her level#was jinx scared of having hallucinations when the girl she released was gonna touch her shoulder??? and then she didn't#what i find really funny is that warwick knows how to use elevators and that funicular to the prison#also there is a lot of blood when he appears in the prison.... it was surprising#vander recognizing jinx with the name of powder after she complained about it eariler its just crazy crazy crazy#people commenting that its unrealistic how caitlyn bests vi when they meet in episode 6 as if there wasn't a montage about how she lost her#edge because of alcohol and living like shit.... she's not like jinx lmao....#rewatching so recently is so weird i imagine it is as close as being dr manhattan as i can get it is literally happening all at once#also the people of piltover are so dumb... lets let the government implement martial law and put this 20 something with 0 political#experience on charge with the army of this outsider agent. alright. i can tell you guys dont vote in this oligarchy you know fuck all#well i guess in that case it isnt the people of piltovers fault... just the important families that contribute in this oligarchy...#putting count fagula in charge.... salo is speciallt dumb but we all knew that#katie leung needs awards btw.... and interviews#“do not test this or you will yearn for caitlyn's dungeons” be careful singed my friend vi fell for that and look at her... her dungeons...#vander reaching for isha not jinx.... OR VI.... she just stopped him#“hes gonna kill you” and vi fighting vander to protect jinx.... yeah#and then she trusts jinx and the beast turns into vander... he serves as a recognizing tool for their true selves...#their mom being so worried about how to name vi and then names the second one POWDER kahdksjsk never not funny... also the barber of zaun#when vi joins with jayce she unlocks this loser flop aspect of her mother's inheritance.... two losers joining to maximize their joint flop#also vander kinda giving up this promise to protect the girls instead of bettering zaun... how it puts him in a standstill bc it's either or#like damn there is nothing as undoing as a daughter for reals. she didnt experience that bc she died so now vander has to and here we are#episide 6 starts with the end of the episode when viktor drops that metal piece..... hello..... is this anything#“do you think this place could work” underground utopia.... DYNASTIES AND DYSTOPIA FEAR IS NEVER AN OPTION SO DYING'S NOT A REAL PROBLEM#didnt ambessa suspect anything when they spent loke a full minite staring at each other 😭😭 she's lost her edge...#just like when she clocked sevika but not jinx... when there's a strong butch in the area her radar gets jammed up#and caitlyn leaving her weapon behind... ambessa thought she was gonna fistfight warwick or something#the metal thing falling when viktor dies repeats THREE TIMES WHAT DOES THAT MEAN#watching arcane season 2
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rayllumoon · 5 months ago
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I finally finished watching S6 oH MY GOSH.
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That was SO GOOD. Definitely best season of the second arc! The Rayllum moments were to die for. 🥹💖 The pacing was really good. The story arcs were so good. Everything was SO GOOD. I am worried about the future of so many characters tho. So many potential death flags 😬 That extra quasar diamond is definitely going to be used.
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tittyinfinity · 2 months ago
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Really though.... my city's local facebook group is getting to me. I was off that website for over a year for many reasons and I still don't wanna be on there when meta is Like That. But after multiple posts by different people taking pictures of my transfem NB friend out in public... I can't get myself to stay off that fucking page. They were jumped in public by strangers TWICE in the past 6 months and have had at least 3 people post pictures of them out in public in the past year.
I've been able to get a couple of them to delete their posts. For example, after sending this message to someone, she immediately deleted her post, blocked me, then left the group.
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It sucks that you literally have to threaten these people into shutting the fuck up. But arguing with them gets you nowhere. They want to argue. That's their goal. No amount of information or witty comebacks will do anything.
You HAVE to be there for your transfem friends right now. There's no way for them to respond to these situations on their own without further risking their safety (at least, not in conservative areas). It's so fucking dangerous out there. I'm legitimately worried that my transfem friends might get fucking murdered. And as much as facebook enrages me, I can't just stand by while that risk is there. God fucking damn it.
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