#this is honestly hilarious

[fullbattleregalia]

You ever get, like, 50+ hours into a game and realize you accidentally skipped most of the tutorial?

Yeah, I made it as far as the Anomaly in the Artemis quest line for No Man’s Sky, then went, “Meh - I don’t want to do plot. I’m going to go explore random planets and space stations instead.” So I ran off and system hopped and took dozens of guild quests and started my own fleet. And now I’m coming back to the Artemis quest line (because I wouldn’t mind a little plot direction now), and the game is like, “Let me explain learning alien languages and faction standings,” when I’m maxed out on my language milestones, I’ve achieved exalted rank with the merchant’s guild, and my reputation with the Gek and Vy’keen is as high as it can go.

…oops.

The Korvax entity I had to talk to for the quest line was like, “Go away - I’m not talking to you until you improve your reputation with my people!” And I just stared at them, because I unlocked the title of “Savior” with the Korvax hours ago.

[ssaraexposs]

Atsushi's POV:

THE AVENGERS

[biggestqiblifan]

Hi, are you and @moonelight dating? The blogs on which you two talk to each other is very engaging and flirty, so I was just wondering....

*wheezes*

...

Looks like tumblr knows, it seems our mystery is blown.

No, we're not dating exactly. We're in a QPR (Queer Platonic Relationship) and I consider her my partner.

We weren't doing a good job of keeping it under wraps were we? Our cover was transparent.

[sindee19]

Oh Cameron is mad mad

[yolowritter]

My theory on the show: it's a show in-universe, and Astruc has a grudge against Lila and Chloè for ridiculing him at the premiere of his film about Ladybug and he's being paid to make certain people better.

And he's going to be screwed up when he gets sued by everyone and Lila, Cerise (the second Hawk Moth, that happens to look like Lila with short hair and a different hair color) and Iris (an unrelated actress that happens to look very similar to the other two) appear together in court... And that's before Bunnix brings in Jehanne Tart, AKA the historical Joan of Arc, from a few days before she was sentenced as a relapsed heretic just to destroy his credibility.

Also, about Joan... There's a manga in the Puella Magi Madoka Magica franchise featuring her, and they actually took care of showing their take on her banner (a very faithful take except for one particular).

Amazing take! Honestly this could be such a good crack fic! Love seeing Thomas getting sued into oblivion. Also I'm just imagining Bunnix in a pressed suit but with the rabbit ears still on, cackling as Tomas loses the case!

[welcometohermitcraft]

radfem should mean me (a surfer dude) when i’m feeling femme. and i am a radical femme 🤙

Fuck yeah dude, hang in there man (gender neutral)

[imgonnagetkilledbynutstink]

CORY AND THE RANGE OF SHOCK AND CONTEMPLATION

[thexoonder]

Curse of Strahd is all fun and ganes until your DM reveales that your PC, who was frozen in time and is a little older than Strahd himself, did indeed fuck Strahd. Multiple times. And even met his family. And all that is happening at the current time is only happening because you got married and Strahd got bitter about that.

Sorry Barovia I guess

[thoughs-i-saved-for-tumb1r]

So I have this vague but also vivid memory of something Absolutely Wild^tm that occurred at a regular Kroger when I must have been about 8.

It was some sort of in-store presentation of dishes and what not and the lady began by cracking a separating 4-5 eggs putting them into a bowl and then using this hand whisker thing that worked by pushing down on the handle.

The engineering itself was, interesting but rather unremarkable. She continued on with her spiel until about 10 minutes had passed with her babbling on about various forms of cutlery and accoutrements that Every Self Deserving Housewife Needs In Her Home all the while drawing the crowd in.

After she removed the whisk she held up the bowl now full of egg white fluff, future meringue if you will, but raw egg still nonetheless. The crowed ooh'd and ahh'd about how Quickly peakes had been reached and continued this positive reaction while she picked up a glass of black coffee and POORED. THE. RAW. EGGS. OVER. THE. COFFEE.

I did a double take, no one seemed to notice, and continued their grinning faces and nods of approval. Being 8 I hadn't had coffee, but I'd watched my grandparents make it and o was pretty sure it didn't have eggs in it, let alone raw eggs. Further more, she continued by saying that this was faaaaarrrrrr cheaper than Starbucks, to which everyone nodded to each other

So I guess to some up, does the average adult genuinely believe that Starbucks lattes are maze with cold coffee and raw egg whites???

[f0zzybear]

rv campground things

[fulcrvm]

illya is so dramatic oh my god i love him

[ithoughtiwasthegayone]

059 Serials in other languages

The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.

How would you do?

[kavaleyre]

four of a kind ♥️

I think Vash, Wolfwood, Milly, and Meryl deserve some lovely nights relishing in their little found family between the chaos of their lives. I did this piece for the Eggshells Trigun zine… I really enjoyed depicting trans joy and the comfort of finding people who love you and know you for exactly who you are. Even if you cheat at cards.

[smavacado-24]

MICROSOFT KNOWS?!?!

ok, so I saw this post an I clicked on the link to see the actual page. I scrolled through the comments and GUYSS MICROSOFT KNOWS...

[mobius-m-mobius]

#he's actually a comedian

HUGH JACKMAN as LOGAN HOWLETT // WOLVERINE

[johanna-swann]

I think this is from 2015

Too tired to draw but I still need everyone to be aware of this bizarre interaction I had at work this morning