The Toad of Simple Pleasures. ✨ Squatting in the corner of my room with some questionable skills.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Another random take like my Poptart's headcannon.
Mikey doesn't like pizza rolls or pizza hot pockets.
Will you see him eat them? Yes, mostly because someone already made them for him. Does he make them for himself? No, he honestly would rather just order an actual pizza than eat either of them, hell even frozen pizza is better than either of them in his opinion. He hates the crust and thinks they're bland.
Probably doesn't tell anyone this until he's complaining about not having any food around the house one day, but when one of his brothers points out they had pizza rolls or hot pockets he says 'ew' and everyone is like excuse??
He never said anything 'cause he didn't want to be rude.
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🛑Stop, wait and listen. Don't be silent and participate in the crime. 🛑🛑
I stand on the rubble of our home, but my heart is filled with hope. I need your help to leave Gaza and complete my education to build my future. Every donation, no matter how small, will help me achieve my dream. Join us on a journey of rebuilding💔💔💔
Thank you for your support. Every bit of your kindness means so much to me 💔
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Hello my friends, I am Hamdi from Gaza, Tal al-Hawa. I sought refuge with you because of the devastating war that caused me to lose my home, cause us to move from one place to another, and be forced to leave Gaza to Egypt. I lost the future of my children. I hope you will stand by our side, whether by donating if possible or participating on a large scale. Please help me. 🙏🏼 🇵🇸 🍉
Sharing this to say HELP THE PEOPLE OF GAZA
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Hi 👋, My name is Mohammad, and I’m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. I’m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. 💔
I’ve launched a fundraising campaign with the goal of raising $40,000 to relocate my family to a safer place where my children can grow up in peace and have a chance at a brighter future.
Unfortunately, my previous fundraising efforts were abruptly halted when my account was terminated without explanation. However, I remain determined to keep fighting for my family’s safety and well-being. 🫶
If you could take a moment to read our story, consider donating, or simply share our campaign with others, it would make an incredible difference. Every act of kindness, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to safety and a new beginning. 🙏
Thank you for your time, compassion, and support. ❤️🩹
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EVERYONE PLEASE HELP THIS MAN AND HIS FAMILY!!
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I just realized I should post my Hogwarts Legacy MC 👀
In the arts he's a bit older (like nearing his 30s or so) but anyway. I added some info and screenshots of him below
Here is Nicolash Shepherd. Ravenclaw boi. I was originally going to play as a mean/morally gray character but my conscience didn't allow that too much so I headcanon him as a some kinda lawful evil silvertongue then. He did learn all the unforgivables tho and is semi-actively using them so yea
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Turtle 🌶️Shenanigans🌶️
I'm back with more shenanigans my Turtledoves.
➡️ Aged-up, adult turts
It's nekked Turtle time friendos
(Spurred on by @the-cauldron-witch @thegirlwiththeninjaturtletattoos @sophiacloud28 - I love you guys lmao)
💙Leonardo💙
⚔️Leo absolutely does tai chi in the nude. In his room. Candles lit.
⚔️Leo will quickly run from his room to the bathroom all nakey after tai chi.
⚔️Has tripped and fallen on his face when he encountered you walking to his room to find him
⚔️Hands flying to his dinky doo with a mortified expression in the process
💜Donatello💜
👓DonDon needs an occasional airing out.
👓Locks himself in his lab and just walks about with his schlong flopping along.
👓His bros know if the door is locked - knock at own risk
👓Because he has and WILL answer the door as is
👓they have absolutely sent his love interest to knock on more than one occasion
🧡Michelangelo🧡
🍕Michelangelo - biggest offender- will walk around the lair in his birthday suit after showering.
🍕Every. Single. Time.
🍕He needs to "air dry"
🍕Got a swift whip to the ass cheek by unimpressed rat dad's tail for doing it when company was over
❤️Raphael❤️
🧶Sleeps ass naked
🧶Will get up and tiptoe to the fridge to down half a gallon of milk in the middle of the night.
🧶Sans panties.
🧶screamed like a fucking girl when he bumped into you as he was on his way back to his room with a handful of cookies that Mike left on the counter to be shared. Cookie crumbs and pieces EVERYWHERE.
⬇��Michelangelo Menace Hamato⬇️
✨Leo in his room doing his tai chi✨
Y/N: Standing at Leo's door with a look of confused contemplation
Mike: *coming down the hall with an armload of clean laundry* Oh hey! What's up Y/N??
Y/N: I'm looking for Leo... Raph said he was in his room...
Mike: Oh! He's definitely in his room angelcakes! *Sly grin* "Lemme get the door for you!"
Y/N: But I knocked and he didn't ans-
Mike: *clicks open door* Hey Leo!
Leo: THE FUCK MI- 😳
Mike: *Laughing so hard that nothing is coming out except a few wheezing sounds*
Please don't steal my work. Reblogging for others to enjoy is highly encouraged, though🤩
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𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓?
denki kaminari x reader
a/n: i remember getting an ask about tying up denki in xmas lights a few thirsty thursdays ago and decided that was what i was going to impulse write out of nowhere.
⋆ ࣪. ❤︎ 𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘! nsfw!! sub!denki, fem dom!reader, irresponsible use of christmas lights, riding crops, bondage, not proofread.
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Denki was always a sight to see at your mercy, but this time it was different. While you’d decorated his pretty skin in many different ropes of many different colors and designs, you had never thought to wrap him up in Christmas decorations. It was far from the holiday season, but he’d found the colorful ropes of Christmas lights while going through the attic. Only his mind would think to use them as restraints in the bedroom, but you had to say he looked an absolute treat wrapped up in them.
His golden eyes are half-lidded and foggy with lust, cheeks flushed pink as you tied the final knot of Christmas lights. The lights glittered and danced across his flesh, strung together around his restless body in complex designs that complemented his shape.
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You cannot tell me this man wouldn’t be able to smell your desire for him, okay?
Pairing: Yamada Asaemon Shion x f!reader.
Warnings: 18+, scent kink.
Word Count: 0.7k.
You liked to stare at Yamada Asaemon Shion.
Assessing him under your shameless gaze as you mapped out every inch of his features. From the deep, worn scars that crossed his eyelids, to the light shadow of stubble that cast across his jaw. Your eyes followed a path to follow the prominent bones of his clavicle and the hint of skin that peeked out from beneath his robes, just enough to keep you pondering what lay beneath.
“You shouldn’t stare at him,” Tenza would tell you, bluntly. But there was no real harm in it.
Shion was beautiful.
With a body that could’ve been sculpted by the gods, and a face to match. He was made to be ogled, to be marveled. Committing the sight of him to memory to keep with you while you lay awake at night with your fingers buried deep inside your cunt plagued with thoughts of him— And there was no real harm in it because he’d never know.
Or well, so you thought.
“Are you even paying attention?” You can hear the harshness at the back of his throat, trying to conceal the humour in his tone. A soft sigh follows as he moves to sheath his sword, you hadn’t been— how could you when the tie of his robes loosened enough to reveal muscular pectorals that begged you to ask for more.
“Of course.” You threw back a lie. Your eyes still focused on the light sheen of sweat that glistened against his pale skin in the cooling embers of the afternoon sun, slowly disappearing beneath the horizon.
“Are you lying to me again?” His calloused hand found the curve of your jaw with little effort, his palm pressed against your throat as he held you tight. Feeling the vibrations as you exhaled softly under his touch— you should’ve known there was nothing you could hide from him.
“Think of your answer again.”
He can smell the arousal practically pooling between your thighs. Clenching them together in a feeble attempt to mask the overpowering scent, but it’s futile when it practically radiates off you. The desire for him burns inside you like a blazing inferno as you’ve fought the urge to satiate it in front of him on more than one occasion. And what makes it worse is the same smell still lingers on your fingers, evidence of your indiscretions. The scent has his cock throbbing beneath his robes as he wonders what you think about when you lay on tousled sheets.
You make it difficult for him to focus— to even remember to breathe as he tries to aim for his target. His thoughts possessed with how you would feel beneath him, how you would taste. He’s never felt so much disdain over the thought of never being able to see again until now— to see how you would look strewn beneath him, the pleasure that would be etched into your features when he has you coming undone on his tongue.
“I was paying attention, Shion.” You chance again, your tongue slips out to wet your lip as you stare up at him. His jaw locked and focused as he curls his palm around the back of your neck, his thumb still pressed firm against your jaw.
“You were paying attention to something,” He continues, leaning down until his lips are a breadth away. His warm breath flutters against your skin as you have to stop yourself from reaching out to him, almost cross eyed as you stare at his chapped lips, “But I’m certain it was something improper.”
You can’t ignore the way your cunt throbs from his words, your neglected clit pulses with desire as Shion catches the muted rumble of a groan shake at the back of your throat. He can smell the fresh wave of arousal that oozes from your cunt, the spike in your temperature as he presses himself against your skin and the hike in your breath. Longing to bury his nose between your thighs to inhale deeply, to seek out the alluring scent that captivates him.
“I’m right, aren’t I?” He is. He already knows it, you already know it and yet he moves his palm over your front to press against your sternum. Feeling the swift flutter of your racing heart, before his hand slips lower to cup your sopping heat through your hakama, “Or do I need to check?”
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B4 & Shinsou pls!! 💜
FUCK I DID NOT MEAN TO CONFESS AAAAA
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“you’re going to tell him you like him, right?!” mina hissed excitedly.
“she’s gonna chicken out,” jirou snorted.
“but it would be so romantic! let’s have faith she’ll pull through!” hagakure persisted.
“200 yen she’ll mess up!” uraraka laughs as you look down at your phone.
in three minutes shinsou would be here in the common room where you were going to ask him to simply join you to the mall trip the class was having. sure you liked him, but you weren’t ready for any confessions.
“give it up now then, uraraka!” you demand, palm reaching out to her with a proud smirk on your face. “as long as I don’t have to tell shinsou that I like him yet, no way in hell will I be losing!”
mina snorts a bit too loudly and the warning bells flare in your mind as the four girls are looking just a bit too much past you.
“oh? so you do like me?” came the drawl of shinsou’s voice and you froze up immediately.
fuck.
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You Still There?
pairing: kaminari denki x fem!reader
warning: smuttish
word count: 3,001
a/n: this is the part 2 to You Still Up? :) enjoy :)
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“No.” He snaps, his voice cracking. “It’s okay… I understand.”
“I’m sorry…”
“No… don’t do that. Please, a-anything but that. I want to date you, y/n. Don’t m-make this harder.”
Your eyes search his face, hoping that for some reason he was being dumb, that his feelings are true. It scares you. The food in your stomach turning into acid as you stare at the blond who refuses to look at you.
“I’m going to go.” You whisper.
“Yeah, that’s for the best.” He snaps, his eyes hardening over.
You leave without a word, and as soon as you were out, Kaminari broke down. His sobs wrecking in his chest as you left him.
You stood outside his door, your throat thick with emotions as you wanted to go back inside. Your pride keeping you from walking back in as you hear his cries. You did this after all.
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Three Months Later
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this is where nine hours on a plane with unsupervised procreate access has gotten me
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Integra x Fem!reader
A/N: Hi! This is my first fanfiction so please bare with me if it’s kind of lame LMFAO if you have any tips please tell me in the comments <3
Pairings: Integra x reader | Platonic! Alucard x reader
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You were always there for her, both mentally and physically. Most of the time you were glued to her hip, keeping her company or helping out with the most mundane things. You were her best friend… though in the back of her mind she wishes you two were more.
You stand by her side, playing with her hair while she focuses on some documents in front of her. “Surely you’re bored” she mumbles out.
You giggle slightly “Never” you respond back. She hums back, acknowledging what you said but not quite believing you.
You sigh, gathering all her hair before separating it in three equal parts so you can braid it. “You’ve been working on these for a while now. Don’t you want to take a break?” you question gently before immediately scoffing “Of course you don’t. This is my way of telling you to.” you say, replying to your own question.
She looks up at you, an amused smirk on her face “Oh? Am I right to guess you have something in mind that is more important than these documents?” she questions. She was fully aware that this was your attempt at pulling her away from her never ending work and she can’t help but feel her heart flutter at your concern.
You sigh in exasperation, finishing up her braid. You admire your work before unraveling it, knowing she would rather not be seen with it. “Hmm, I don't know. Maybe eating something, you know, so you can continue to survive” you say with sarcasm.
Integra rolls her eyes, though a hint of amusement is present in her next sentence “Survival, hm? I suppose I can’t argue with that logic”. She leans back in her chair, stretching out her back and rolling her shoulders, letting out a sigh. After a moment of silence, she speaks up “I suppose a short break won’t hurt but you know I’m more than capable of managing my own”.
You gasp in fake offense “I know that! I’m only saying this because I’m bored…” you reply, walking in front of her seated from. You cross your arms, giving her a playful glare and she chuckles softly. “Oh how very intimidating” she teases you “Your glare could rival that of Alucard himself” she says, her smile seeming to grow.
You gasp, quickly shushing her “He could be listening!” you say, looking into all the dark corners of her office while sweat dropping “We’re just kidding Alucard!” you say, worrying if he heard.
Integra shakes her head, hiding a smirk behind her hand at your reaction “Oh, don’t worry Y/N” she says, her voice sounding amused “Alucard wouldn’t mind a bit of harmless teasing”. She folds her arms across her chest “Besides, I can handle him. I’m afraid there’s nothing you can do that would phase him”
Your eyes seem to light up “That’s so true!” you practically sing out “You hear that Alucard?! You’re a freak and you smell bad!” you say, puffing out your chest with a broad grin.
Integra facepalms with a sigh, shaking her head “You’re incorrigible,” she mutters under her breath, though her tone still held amusement.
Suddenly, a deep chuckle echoed from the shadows and a voice resonated through the room. “Now, now, I’m hurt,” the voice drawled, heavy with a thick Eastern European accent “I happen to have an excellent smell”.
You squeal, jumping into Integra’s lap for safety. You look towards Alucard’s voice with wide eyes “Alucard” you say in surprise “You were really there!...I was only kidding!” you squeal out. Integra laughs lightly, her arm wrapping around you, securing you firmly.
Alucard emerges from the shadows, chuckling deeply at your reaction. His tall, imposing figure moves closer, a smirk on his lips. “So quick to cower?” he teases, his red eyes watching you closely “I had hoped for more of a challenge” he hums out.
You chuckle nervously “Ah ha ha… hey! Stop getting closer!” you say, pointing at his approaching figure. Alucard simply raises an eyebrow, a smirk still present on his face. He takes more slow and measured steps to you and Integra. He clearly relishes the fact that he’s making you uncomfortable. “What’s the matter? Afraid of the big, bad vampire?” he teases, his deep voice dripping with humor.
You look up at him like he’s dumb “Ummm, yes?!” you say back. Finally you call out to Integra “Integra…” you say or more like borderline whine “Don’t let him kill me! I’m still too young” you say dramatically, burying your face in her shoulder.
She laughs now, her hand coming up to the top of your head and petting your hair “Oh, calm down you theatrical little thing,” she teases light-heartedly. “Alucard wouldn’t dream of killing you, you’re way too amusing for him to get rid of” she muses.
Your head immediately perks up “Really?” you question towards Integra but Aucard’s deep chuckle rings out through the air “Oh, trust me,” he says, his voice smooth and confident “You’re far too entertaining. Why would I want to get rid of such a great source of amusement?” he questions.
You slowly grin, puffing out your chest and placing your fists on your hips “That practically makes me immortal” you say confidently with a gloating grin. Integra rolls her eyes from behind you but there’s a small smile on her face.
Alucard arches an eyebrow, his smirk turning into a sly smile. “Well, well,” he says, his voice oozing with amusement “Quite the confidence. How about we just say your immortality comes with terms and conditions” he drawls out.
You chuckle nervously, pushing further back into Integra’s lap “No… I’m one of those free immortals” you say back. Integra’s arms wrap tighter around your waist, making sure you’re snuggly pressed against her. Her hand comes up to stroke your hair again, a reassuring gesture. “Oh, I’m sure you’d like to think so,” she says, her voice dry. “But I hate to break it to you-” she goes to say before getting cut off by Alucard’s chuckle, a dark, dangerous sound.
He takes a step closer to you, looming over you both “No ones truly immortal,” he says with mirth “We all have our time, one way or another”. You gulp, having to crane your neck to look up at him “S-Stop that, you’re not funny!” you say while glaring up at him pathetically.
He merely chuckles once more, his smile never leaving his lips. He leans down slightly, resting his hand on the edge of Integra’s desk. “Oh, I’m not teasing,” he says, his voice taking on a darker tone. “I speak the truth. Everyone meets their end eventually.”
Integra, the ever observant lady, notices your unease right away. She tightens her grip, drawing you impossibly closer to her. You shiver at Alucard’s sadistic smile “Stop getting closer! Or I’m staking you!” you say, grabbing Integra’s quill off her desk and pointing it threateningly at the dangerous vampire. You know you look absolutely ridiculous pointing a quill at the most powerful vampire to ever live.
Alucard simply raises an eyebrow, looking absolutely amused rather than threatened. He doesn't back away but does stop his descent. “You? Stake a being as powerful as me, with a quill?” he asks, a hint, no his whole voice dripping in mockery, “I don’t know if you’re extremely brave or just plain foolish.” he muses, the corner of his eyes creasing with his smile as he finally straightens himself up, putting distance between us.
You gasp in offense “That makes me brave” you growl out. That only makes Alucard’s smile widen, he now wears a wolfish grin. He seems to take great pleasure in riling you up “Ah youthful audacity,” he hums out, his voice almost sardonic. “So naive, yet so confident. But let me ask you this- do you even understand just how powerful I really am?” he questions.
You glare at him harder “Let's find out then” you quip before lunging for him. Although you wheeze rather than him. You just now remember Integra’s grip around your waist, keeping you in place instead of allowing you to try and get at the grinning creature.
You struggle in her grip “Let me at him” you say, twisting in her arms in an attempt to get free. Unfortunately Integra holds your firmly, her arms tightening their hold. She gives a small laugh, amused by your fruitless attempts to break free. “Oh, would you settle down,” she chides, amusement dripping in her voice. “You’re not attacking anyone.”
Alucard barks out a laugh, amused by your eagerness to end his immortal life. “Quite the little firecracker you have there, master Integra'' he merely responds back. You huff in defeat, going still in Integra’s hold “You’re lucky she’s holding me back, Alucard. Or you would be d-e-a-d” you say, spelling out the last word. In one last act of defiance, you throw the quill at him, it uselessly bouncing off his chest.
Alucard doesn’t even so much bat an eye as the quill bounces off his chest. He just smirks down at you, his eyes glittering with dark humor. “Ah, yes, I’m so terrified,” he says, his voice dripping with sarcasm . “A young, fiery human with a quill. Truly, a force to be reckoned with.”
Integra chuckles, shaking her head “Do forgive her, Alucard,’ she says, holding you snugly against her “She tends to act a bit rashly when provoked”. She pinches your ear before letting go and you yelp “Ow!” you squeak out, rubbing your now pulsing ear. “Whatever” you grumble, looking down at the ground while sulking.
Alucard, still standing over the two of you, notices your sulking state. He lets out a small snort of amusement “Tsk, tsk,” he says, his grin returning “Quite the sore loser, isn’t she?”. Integra rolls her eyes and sighs, knowing you will retaliate but there’s an affectionate look in her eyes as she gazes down at you.
Your head snaps up, a murderous glare on your face “Why you little-” you say, once again struggling in Integra’s grip. Eventually you make it out or more like she lets you go, either in exhaustion or plain curiosity in wanting to see how this will turn out.
You lunge for him, picking up the discarded quill on the ground in the process. You stab at him, trying to get a hit but he easily dodges each of your attempts, his movement quick and agile. “Hold still!” you yell out. His deep laughter echoes in the room, finding great amusement in your act to “stake” him, as you called it. “Oh, this is comical,” his voice filled with mockery. “Quite the feisty one, aren’t you?” he teases your agitated form.
Integra watches you both from her chair, exasperated but wearing an amused grin at the scene unfolding. This was a pretty great way to spend her break.
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your colors actually make me go nuts can i ask how you pick them/make your colors so......electric!! its so cool
thanks anon!! and I made a little (v rough) tutorial thingy on how I color my neon drawings bc a couple of other people have asked as well so here ya go ^^ if anyone decides to try my style out please tag me!! I would absolutely love to see your works 💖💞💜
walk through of this drawing under the cut :D
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30 Day Art Challenge: Draw all the things
My first challenge, Improvement Hell, was a way to inspire people to draw different things different ways, drawing outside their comfort zone, and most of all to draw every day. I had a few people ask for a follow up. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the sequel: Draw All The Things
Each day has three prompts. Some are specifics, others are vague, but all are geared to spark your imagination and inspiration. Take from them whatever you want. Design a character, an illustration, a collage. Singular or plural. Literal or symbolic.
Casual Mode: Pick and draw one prompt each day
Normal Mode: Combine and draw two prompts each day
Hard Mode: Combine and draw all three prompts each day
Tag your artwork #Draw All The Things for others to follow and be inspired!
Wild animal, Thief, Winter
Jewel, Water, Contrast
Garden, Teeth, Bright
Old book, Pangolin, Clutter
Deep, Earth, Curse
Greed, Glass, Temple
Three, Rain, Shadow
Wire, Bottle, Pale
Sunshine, Track, Abandon
Cliff, Tattoo, Journey
Bone, Laughing, Free
Corner, Scripture, Dusk
Stairs, Amber, Guard
Vast, Alien, Glow,
Jazz, Pen, Urban
Sand, Royal, Red
Child, Fur, Cookie
Tree, Crime, Lizard
Tech, Tank, Silver
Scales, Vibrant, Smile
Naga, Knowing, Tribe
Witch, Jacket, Pattern
Secret, Melanism, Wings
Rogue, Bat, Dysfunctional
Passage, Fox, Chime
Star, Bridge, Mask
Observer, Forest, Unique
Degrade, End, Iron
Vivarium, Gradient, Mix
Imagination, Pencil, Borderless
Good Luck!
(alternately, this can be a writing challenge too, if that is your preference!)
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researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible
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