#this is heresy
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The news announced today that this is the second-most snow Portland has ever gotten in a 24-hour period, and guess what.
It’s stupid. It’s dry. There are five fucking inches of bullshit powder at my house and I can’t build a single thing. This is torture. It’s inhumane. What the fuck, weather? I Do Not Approve, but apparently no one asked me.
#but but but skiing you heathens cry#YOU CAN SKI ANYWHERE#I WANT TO BUILD SNOW MONSTERS#I WANT TO WORSHIP CALVIN AND HOBBES#THIS IS HERESY#THIS IS BULLSHIT#IT'S 24F OUTSIDE AND BLOWING POWDER#I AM STUCK INSIDE LIKE A CAT AT THE VET#I AM SO UPSET#AND I'M MAKING IT EVERYONE'S PROBLEM
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I'm not a gortash enjoyer but I have seen several artists now depict him as a real fat bastard and I'm just like, why are you targeting me specifically. I'm so mad
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I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.
#christianity#catholic#religion#not heresy#this is why I answer theological questions#laugh all you want#just don’t be loud and wrong
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EXCUSE U MOTHMAN IS NOT THE WORST ATTRACTION IN WEST VIRGINIA. HAVE YOU SEEN THE CAKE ON HIM???
The Worst Attraction in Every State
#we stan mothman in this house#how dare you#HOW VERY DARE YOU#this is heresy#whomstever made this map has hate in their hearts
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Tumblr is like "isn't it weird that Christians never think about this fairly obvious implication of their own theology?", then proceeds to independently re-invent an eight-hundred-year-old heresy that caused three separate wars.
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There are two kinds of 40k books: "Space Man Shoot Bad Guys With Big Gun" and "Meditations on the dehumanizing nature of war and the futility of mutual kindness in the face of suffocating oppression and predjudice by Askaurazoth the Child Flenser"
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after reading the Ultramarines content in the Horus Heresy, i actually love them so much. they’re adorable little idiots. so here’s a messy comic
#my art tag#warhammer 40k#wh40k#warhammer 40000#adeptus astartes#warhammer 30k#horus heresy#space marines#warhammer#ultramarines#roboute guilliman#ultramarine
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Do not wound me like this.
"I'm here. I'll stay with you. I'll protect you."
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the pope! crapping devils! how blasphemous!
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I found this very funny
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realising to my horror that my favourite ever fictional character being a saint is peak catholic behaviour
#🐉#somehow the fact that shes not a 'real' saint makes it more catholic. like thats a deliberate choice.#blorbo from my heresies...
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Primarchs' Canon Voices
I don't think enough of us have heard the canon voices of the Primarchs so I made a supercut of all of them from the Horus Heresy: Legions game trailers and 40k cinematics.
(might have messed up a couple but I have them solid for the most part)
#primarch#warhammer 40k#horus heresy#warhammer 40000#wh40k#lion el'jonson#fulgrim#perturabo#jaghatai khan#leman russ#rogal dorn#night haunter#konrad curze#sanguinius#ferrus manus#angron#roboute guilliman#guilliman#mortarion#magnus the red#horus lupercal#lorgar aurelian#vulkan#corvus corax#alpharius omegon#alpharius
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Theogonies ; Fulgrim
‘What’s the point of reading about things that don’t exist?’
Coryn turned the book around and showed her a page featuring a warrior in blue armour wrestling with a great serpentine creature with many arms.
‘Because they’re better than the things that do,’ he said.
#warhammer#warhammer 40k#wh40k#warhammer 40000#wh40000#40k#horus heresy#fulgrim#primarchs#angel exterminatus#coryn#corrin#tullea
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so a year or two ago I decided to do my own set of designs for the Primarchs. I never finished it but, here are the unfinished designs I did do!
#art#warhammer#the horus heresy#warhammer 40k#primarchs#warhammer 30k#leman russ#horus lupercal#lorgar aurelian#konrad curze#corvus corax#roboute guilliman#vulkan#rogal dorn#alpharius omegon#perturabo#jaghatai khan#angron#mortarion#sanguinius#fulgrim#lion el'jonson#magnus the red#ferrus manus
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Primarchs
by Mauro Belfiore
#pre heresy#imperium#primarch#imperial fists#death guard#world eaters#iron warriors#angron#perturabo#mortarion#rogal dorn#mauro belfiore#warhammer#warhammer 30k#30k#sketch
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'Had I my time again, and freedom from fate’s chains to act, I would never have become Konrad Curze. Konrad Curze was a betrayer. An unbeliever. A lunatic, but worst of all, father, Konrad Curze was weak. Night Haunter was strong.'
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