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LETS GO LESBIANS!!!!!!!! LETS GO WLWs THAT WAS FUCKING CRAZYYYYYYYYYYY THAT WAS CRAZYYYYYYYY THAT WAS CRAAAAAAZYYYYY
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I'm watching the encore coverage of an Olympic badminton match between the Denmark and Taipei. The crowd sounds like a bunch of drunk tailgators at an NFL football game and the play is quick and intense. The line judge...I've never seen someone smirk so much. This is literally an unruly mess but fascinating.
#olympics#badminton#olympic badminton#Denmark#taipei#this is fucking nuts#crowd is chanting shit at the teams
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the need of getting out of ecuador has never been so strong before
#this is fucking nuts#gunmen interrupted the afternoon tv news and held workers hostage live#the city is chaotic#i can hear helicopters near my house#this is horrible
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my first steddie fic reached 10k hits! 🤯
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Doubt any of the real big ones are in that net but it can't be overstated that alligator gar can actually be longer than alligators
#Alligator Gar are also a protected species#this is fucking nuts#alligator gar#critter#critter: marine biology#critter: alligator gar
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they both got bonked for being silly.
#long post#my art#changeling au#zoe's angle is that she wont be “friends” with someone if she doesnt own their name#so marinette being super kind to her but not being owned by her has been driving her up the WALLS#so clearly. do as the chloe does. make a mess#clean it up while playing the victim of circumstance#bam! free marinette!!!#problem is she's engaged to Luka#so shit like this does NOT slide like it has with Zoe's other friends#zoe lee#luka couffaine#adrien agreste#felix fathom#felix is here to play referee in case they all go fucking nuts#luckily luka has better self control than that. and just let himself look scary to emphasize a point#oh also. adrien is like. a cat peacock thing. and zoe is a cat bee thing. so the bi. birds. and thuh. the bees LMAO
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Need to draw them more actually ;((
#gravity falls#the book of bill#fiddauthor#fiddleauthor#fiddleford mcgucket#stanford pines#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls fiddleford#gf#gf standford#gf fiddleford#gravity falls fanart#reposted cause I had to fix a tiny mistake that was driving nuts akshhs#GOD I MISS THESE TWO AND WHY DID FIDDS SUFFER THE MOST FUCK#it hurted so much rewatching the show knowing EVERYTHING now waaaaa
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note: my commissions are open ><
No nut November ends early for your wolf hybrid bf when you go into heat.
You’re such a soft and cute bunny hybrid, your ass in the air and cotton tail wagging like crazy as your pussy drools down your leg. It wasn’t uncommon for you to go into heat at this time of the year, but he hadn’t been expecting it.
His red cock bobbed with need, desperate to plunge into your wet cunt. You were making such cute sounds as his fingers pumped in and out of you, wanting to satisfy your heat without having to lose the game.
But your scent, your little cries of pain and the sight of your tears made him mount you immediately. Nothing was more important than pleasing his little bun!
Being stretched out on his knot was such a relief, you needed to fill his cum filling you up. He bred you like a proper mate should, biting down on your neck to keep you still as he ravaged you.
By the end of the night he had already forgotten about no nut November.
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#nnn#no nut november#wolf hybrid bf#wolf hybrid smut#wolf hybrid#bunny hybrid!reader#bunny hybrid smut#monster fucker#monster lover#monster fudger#monster boyfriend#monster fic#chubby!reader#chubby reader#terato#x reader#teratophillia#terat0philliac#teraphilia#exophelia#fat reader#plus size reader#monster fucking#monster oc#monster x reader#monster x you#fem reader#female reader#monster smut#monster boy oc
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#I was going to add other things but there's something nuts in this being in only Illario's words.#Always thinking about the messy and fraught and just... the genuine grief and choked affection and fucked up love in this relationship.#I think Illario loves him despite it all. Despite the doom and murder. And that the demon thing is a genuinely maddening grief and guilt.#Exactly the same way that Lucanis loves Illario through it all even when it's full of pain and grief and rage and hurt.#I considered adding more Illario following Lucanis in Wigmaker quotes but that's bludgeoning the point a little. The steps one is best.#ty rosie for the screenshot on the codex entry so I can make this post#Illario Dellamorte#Lucanis Dellamorte#Dragon Age: The Veilguard#Tevinter Nights#Dragon Age#Dragon Age The Veilguard#Veilguard#DATV spoilers#Veilguard spoilers#DATV things
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I'm not the kind of person that's like "Here let me fix the canon" usually but like holy crap gen 5 implied a lot of messed up shit about our hero Twilight Sparkle lmao
#It almost says something about the dangers of undertakin responsabilities alone#the nuanced idea of putting heroes on a pedestal being inherently self destructive#hell its kind of funny that Sunny idolizing her is objectively wrong#her legacy was a house of cards!#but I digress#I hope this post isnt swinging a bat at a hornet's nest#but y'know#this is also related to my fics lmao#bc of course#twilight sparkle#sunset shimmer#gen 4#gen 5#pony posting#mlp gen 4#my little pony#friendship is magic#Also like. Celestia herslef regretted banishing luna#and shes happier ruling WITH a partner#meanwhile twilight is like “Ok im not even on my thirties time to undertake all of this”#bonkers! Nuts!#its almost like. entirely accurate#entirely purposefull that her rule would fail completely#Wouldn't it be fucking sick for sunset to try again#to give it another shot!!!#now that shes better#changed for the better by none other than twi#i wrote fics of this lmaooo#fanfiction#writing stuff
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are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid
#that's the hottest thing I've ever heard I feel nuts#what an absolute chad alistair continues to be tbh there may be a day when men fail but it will not be when he's here#like I'm very sorry to the blond chantry boy repeat crowd but cullen could & would NEVER!!! they are NOT the same!!!!#dragon age#dragon age origins#alistair theirin#alistair x warden#can u imagine what it must be like to be irving standing there watching this happen. you're free and your kid is dead. congrats#tried to free her from the circle and she's the sacrificial lamb that bought the circle's freedom instead. fuck dude#it does make for a very sad kind of symmetry that every time irving tries to get clever with it he triggers a monkey's paw situation fhdskj#I am replaying the game with my new canon (mistress amell + king alistair to save him from the da:i fade choice lol)#and in doing research I found out about this and had my world rocked. I've never had my warden die before so this is new to me#(my warden isn't dying in this canon to be clear she's going to be the reason no one would dare assassinate king alistair lol#nightmare bae eminance gris behind the throne/loving and supportive partner with a fade connection and a vengeful side#she's going to be like sam vimes tiredly fending off assassins as the watch books go on except she murders a lot more people back)#the way his voice breaks in the version where they were broken up tho... sick and twisted and mean to me specifically
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prone bone with older bf!simon…. dreamy dreamy sigh!!
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you can thank military drills for the way older bf!simon can hold a plank for as long as he needs
that way he doesn’t crush the life out of you when he fucks you prone
not that you’d mind
would be your preferred way to go out
instead you get caged in by two strong arms, either side of your head
when you lay your head to the side you can almost see his tattoos moving when he flexes his arms, like the flaming skull is laughing at your predicament
you need something to focus on, something to ground you- greyscale ink blurring before your eyes as you just cannot escape it
escape the thing above you that has you trapped
six feet four inches and three hundred pounds of muscle
the driving force behind hips that are relentlessly driving into you, forcing you flat into the mattress
and you asked for this
you had to be the tease, you had to push his buttons and call him “old man” and put your feet in his lap
if you do die under the immense weight of simon riley’s obsession
it’ll be your own doing
“so- fuckin’- tight- g’na- take- m’cock?”
he even punctuates sentences with his thrusts
completely at his mercy, as if you had any choice but to take it
“yeah g’na take this cock, s’fuckin’ ‘ard f’you”
oh you want to take it alright
you might’ve even told him how bad if your tongue wasn’t hanging out your mouth
eyes rolled back
drool pooling against the pillow he’d kindly slipped beneath your head before fucking you within an inch of your life
“s’fucking filthy, darling”
did he mean the swirling look in your eye?
did he mean the rhythmic sounds of his hips? or the wet squelch that came from you?
did he mean the smell that’d filled the room since you started? the one he was getting high off?
did he mean the mindless babbles falling off your lips every time his hand swung down to slap your ass?
all of the above?
#i would give my metaphorical left nut to get fucked silly by him#fucked goofy fucked down right bananas#older bf!simon#simon riley smut#simon ghost riley smut#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader
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Yeah, that about sums it up.
#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#lucabyteart#me writing some of the most basic and not-a-new-concept dialogue possible: yeag ill finish this someday. maybe.#me realising the anniversary is soon: wait. extremely on the nose conclusion-of-an-essay ass dialogue is PERFECT for an anniversary piece#anyway happy birthday you fucking video game. christ. jesus christ. what the fuck happened. why have i drwawn these fucking things so much#adrienne what do you fucking Do to Me. what the Hell. thanks . i know how to draw comics now. legit. thanks but what the hell dawg#anyway no i dont know what the posing is on this theyre just kind of crumpled together. wasnt supposed 2 b a kiss because i dont think#that that fucker gets mouth privileges but like idk go nuts man. is this during canon? postcanon? some other shit? idk. your call#the world is yourrrrr oyster (this is my way of saying im hells of busy and am going back to neglecting everyone who followed me for this#specific weirdass ship content. bye. im dyig out there.)
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i am... not immune to orcawood
#trigun stampede#trigun#nicholas d. wolfwood#vash the stampede#vashwood#orcawood au#andr0art#twitter went nuts about this#esp wolfwoods size#3 tons of fuck you baby!!!#i wanna draw more of this eventually#maybe for mermay we will see
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Ngl, I do love me a feral/enraged Dick Grayson <3
Credit to @honeysgalaxy for providing photos of the new panels
#gotham war#gotham war spoilers#batman 138#batman#bruce wayne#dick grayson#nightwing#i make memes to help me cope#batman shitpost#batman shit post#yes just to clarify i do still like bruce#i just do NOT like this version of him#i also just think dick should be allowed to be pissed#and go fucking nuts#whenever he feels like it#didn't expect gotham war to give me that#a real monkey's paw of a situation
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