#this is directed at no one

[assemblageofbirds]

you know what fuck you +}*#*%

*turns your house into corn*

There goes your fucking property value asshole.

They have to pay Americans *not* to make corn, the supply is naturally higher than the demand so the price is always low. You’re not gonna make shit off of that measly corn pile!

Idiot, should have had your house turned into a more valuable crop.

[ahotknife]

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

[mandageban]

Testing our boundaries by seeing how mean I can be in our general conversations

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

[colmiillo]

I'm not just a bitch, I'm a bitch with a backstory

[duchessripper]

“why do you still use tumblr?”

listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow

[fandomgeeknerd]

don't talk to me abt how to be a weird kid when i have a ticci toby poster AND markiplier's you're welcome tour poster with the buttons in my room

and know all these songs

[mumblesplash]

comics as an art form make me insane. they’re so difficult to do well. there’s so many different ways to make sequential art work and most of them are deeply unintuitive. onomatopoeia that feels completely ridiculous to put down often reads seamlessly. panels on a page become a fractally nested image composition challenge that’s only possible to lose because if you do a good job no one will notice. you have to direct the readers’ eyes on a specific path across the page but also account for the fact that they won’t follow it. comic time isn’t linear. if the order of events isn’t crystal clear the story becomes incomprehensible. sometimes you need to do this on purpose. all this for a medium almost universally considered less effective than animation and less respectable than plain text. even its own name doesn’t take it seriously

[leodette]

When it suddenly crashes on you that it is real and not just a nightmare, and the dam of tears breaks 💔

[that1geek06]

"English isn't my-"

Hush now my friend, and let me read the absolute beauty of a fic that you have bestowed this world and humiliated the first English speakers with

[blaithnne]

Live Mel reaction

[booasaur]

Aww, remember this?

How cute are they?

Unfortunately:

I can't join the donor registry because I have Sjogren's (an autoimmune condition), can someone else join in my stead?

If you're not in the US, there are some other locations: https://www.abduld.com/azza

[destielmemenews]

"Former One Direction singer Liam Payne died outside a hotel in the Argentine capital Buenos Aires, local media reported on Wednesday, saying the 31-year-old British musician was found dead after falling from the hotel's third floor.

Citing officials, leading local newspapers La Nacion and Clarin reported that police were called to the hotel in the capital's leafy Palermo neighborhood responding to an emergency call that cited "an aggressive man who could be under the effects of drugs and alcohol.""

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[colmiillo]

When y/n does something so cringe that i have to look at the invisible camera for a sec.

[texashippiecowboy]

i’m in true shock x