#this is cool as FUCK

[cosmogyros]

Why did y'all never tell me about Scatman John?!?

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John Paul Larkin (born March 13, 1942 in El Monte, California; died December 3, 1999 in Los Angeles), known as Scatman John, was a famous stutterer who invented a unique fusion of scat singing and disco. As he liked to say, this was a process of "turning my biggest problem into my biggest asset."

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Plus, he casually throws these lyrics in there and WRECKS MY SHIT:

While you're still sleeping, the saints are still weeping, 'cause Things you called dead haven't yet had the chance to be born

I MEAN?!?!?!?????

[betterliving-ind]

(sry I keep spamming you but) look what I made

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[gremlin-star-sketches]

Holy shit

If trans people don't go by their birth names

And darth vadar isn't called anakin skywalker because that was their birth name...

trans people's chosen names are just their sith names...

Welcome to the dark Side, we have cookies and blahaj

[the-arcade-doctor]

things are working somewhat well

3D TEXT DOCTOR SO REAL

[transingthoseformers]

Just realized I never explained the concept of Spark Eggs. Which were definitely inspired by a certain piece of art.

Basically, the concept is that Cybertronians can reproduce sexually, though it is generally rather limited and cyclical. Like cicadas.

One Cybertronian has protosparks, small compressed crystals that could become Sparks that Cybertronians naturally produce in cycles, and lays them in another. If the protosparks aren't laid, they eventually are just reabsorbed in the body, the same if they are in someone's gestation tank but never "charged".

There are two steps to make them viable.

First, another or several Cybertronians must then fill up the gestation tank with nanite rich transfluid, which can be used to form the "shells".

Second, the link between the gestation tank and Spark of the carrying mech must open and charge from their Spark has to carry to their gestation tank to ignite the protosparka into sparklets and the nanites in the transfluid which will otherwise remain dormant and be absorbed.

Once charged, the nanites swarm the sparklets and begin forming shells. Spark merging encourages an active charge and can be beneficial for keeping sparklets healthy and ensuring more survive.

Once the initial "shell" is formed into a Spark the eggs are laid and the parents then bury the eggs in Energon rich soil, Hot Spot soil on Cybertron, and the sentio metallico forms around the Spark egg into a protoform shell which when it riches certain stages, unfurl and dig their way up to the air.

If the Hot Spot cools are they are not buried deep enough to keep their heat, then eggs may not make it. Parents guard their burial spot and are quite protective and newly emerged protoforms have natural claws and fangs, which generally smooth out but are initially aharp for protection.

Cybertronians have very developed parental instincts to combat potential infant mortality, and parents develop thicker temporary outer layers to combat the sharp defenses of their offspring.

I was thinking of crocodiles, alligators, and turtles partially.

Yes, I exactly needed to know more about them

Makes sense that it's set on a specific cycle like that

Huh cooool!

Dopeeeee so the term Hot Spot is a little more literal here, but also with the recognizable aspect of the Sentio Metallico and the energon in the soil.

Oh the morphological changes here sound super cool, because you can certainly account for protoforms who's claws/fangs don't smooth out over time (... Because I'm biased in favor of sharp bits)

Also makes me wonder about Cybertronian wildlife like turbofoxes or glitchmice and how similar/dissimilar their reproductive strategies are from our mecha.

Not to mention the significance of Spark Eggs and the Hot Spots in cybertronian society!! Because iicr, you suggested mecha need to apply in order to carry?

Makes me wonder what it'd take to replicate the conditions of a Hot Spot artificially if need be (if, of course, that's possible at all)

[sadbisexualmusic]

THIS IS ONE OF THE COOLEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN

IT"S FINALLY DONE!!!!!!!!!!! Check out my animation of the title song from Nerdy Prudes Must Die, a horror musical from @teamstarkid You can watch the FULL stage show on their youtube channel!

https://youtu.be/PG3RDdyD_GQ?si=Rhxg6asT0MMoTTXd This clip features Jon Matteson as Richie, Will Branner as Max! The story and script is by Nick and Matt Lang, with music and lyrics by Jeff Blim!

[mythtakens]

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

[lgbtqtext]

[emilnikos]

I need non autistic people to realise meltdowns are a real debilitating thing that has a serious effect on your mental and physical health NOWWWWW!!! The way its been trivialized and lessened pisses me the fuck off. It's not a tantrum and it doesn't come from "being too weak-willed" it's painful and it's embarrassing AND MOST OF ALL IT'S INVOLUNTARY!! Don't claim to be an ally to autistic or disabled people and then make fun of people who have meltdowns. Literally get the hell out of my sight

[dani-says-stuff]

i take back everything mean ive ever said about you wattpad. you’re a sweet, kind, and giving soul

c-creators program?? you’re inviting me to the creators program???? thank you?????

^no one saw that. i said nothing. pls don’t pull me bc i said something ab it.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead

[cr0w-with-a-knife]

booby trap hehehehe

gay baby jail

[jade-kyo]

Shadow the Hedgehog is legitimately the coolest fucking character to ever exist and if anyone tries to tell you otherwise they are a stinky little liar

[justicewasserved]

tma is a show which spends the first 100 episodes going "look at these monsters. aren't they fucked up. yeah and they're all so happy being monsters who hurt people monstrously" and then the protagonist who you've spent hours listening to at this point becomes one of those fucked up monsters, forcing you to either dismiss him as evil or you have to fully change how you view all the previous monsters. and then they spend the next 100 episodes dealing with that

[jennrypan]

Dick: You use to be so cute and tiny..

Jason: And you use to be cool. We both changed.

Dick: Wha-?! I'm still cool!!

Jason: Okay, 'officer Grayson'. Cops aren't cool.

Dick: THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO

Jason: STILL FRESH IN MY MIND, PIG!

Dick: LET IT GO!

Jason: NO. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID FUCK THE POLICE! THOSE WERE WORDS I LIVED BY!

Dick: OH MY GOD. YOURE THE ONLY ONE THAT STILL REMEMBERS THAT!

Tim, walking into the living room: I remember it.

Duke, from another room: I heard about it! You've lost 1000 aura man!

Cassandra, poking her head in: I've also heard about it.

Dick: EVERYONE SHUT UP.

Jason: Just like a cop to order people around like that, shameless.

Dick, groans: Fuuuuck-!

Dick: All of you are going to make me age like milk!

Damian, popping up behind him: Is it wrong to say it's too late for that?

Dick, practically shaking: Damian..I swear to God.

[araksi413]

@wiiwarechronicles

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