#this is completely random

[mintartem]

hey can you do adam and Michael marriage part 2

Sorry but I really have no plans to continue the marriage one (until I have an idea on how I want it to continue or what direction I want it to go to.)

However, I did have this weird random scene idea that I didn’t add in the original post

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Michael: How did you get here?

Eve: Adam, our love for you is so strong it helped us get past Heaven’s gates and barriers!

Lilith: That aaaand the fact that no one’s guarding the gate.

Everyone *looks at Peter angrily*: PETER!

Gabriel: I thought you said you found a substitute?

Peter: I did!

Jesus: Peter, you do know that St. Roch’s dog isn’t a good guard dog and would most likely ask for belly rubs instead of bark at strangers right?

Peter: ….

Peter: I knew I should’ve chosen the chicken

[nicascurls]

Quick appreciation post for my nan!

Nan: I think every girl has had a crush on a woman at some point in her life.

Me: Yeah, ever since I applied to university, he (my stepdad) has been making these 'jokes' about how I'll apparently come back as a butch lesbian with an undercut and wearing dungarees...

Nan: SO WHAT IF YOU DID?!

[thekinghermagesty]

a little thing i actually love about humanity is how ppl will have the goofiest usernames and personalities and then say some heartfelt philosophical type shit, like damn applejuicetitties that shit was deep thank u bro

[itsstillsweetiebythealtar]

Going back and deleting pretty much all my posts about fast fashion.

Because even though we all know “fast fashion” is bad for the environment, we need to acknowledge the fact that not everyone can afford to pay 20 dollars a plain white t-shirt….

At this point being sustainable is lowkey a luxury that a lot of folks can’t afford. And instead of guilting people for simply buying what they can afford, these companies need to be held accountable for being cheap and greedy.

[carmelas]

[ruushes]

assorted bat practice... on top of everything he has the audacity to be hard for me to draw

[awritingduckling]

Why do I have the sudden urge to learn how to screenwrite?

[userarmand]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE — 2.03 "No Pain"

[botmilf]

'my love is a planet

revolving your heart'

[gascreates]

a new star

[guaxinimraccoon]

"I hope you understand what you're getting yourself into when siding this... thing, Tobias. You can't regret it later"

"I regret not doing it sooner"

[thekinghermagesty]

ok this is the last part i swear

[wonder-and-wildflowers]

Dazai canonically rambling about his loved ones at every possible opportunity is so dear to me.

Mori knew a lot of the things he did about Oda because Dazai told him. Akutagawa also knew about Oda and how important he is to Dazai because of Dazai's ramblings. Random, unnamed PM members know about Oda being very dear to Dazai, because Dazai praises him and talks about how great he is.

Chuuya knew straight away that Dazai had been speaking about him to the ADA. It wasn't something he expressed feeling betrayed or suprised about. It was just an immediate understanding that of all the ways they could probably have known about him and his ability despite it being confidential information in the PM, Dazai's ramblings were most likely the reason.

The way that Dazai speaks about Ranpo to quite literally anyone who will listen. To Fydor, to random cops, to Atsushi.

Dazai canonically brags about the people he cares about in an 'omg omg omg my person my people I love them look how amazing they are' way.

[arunneronthird]

the thinking chair