#this is calling me out😳
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finally watched the Minions movie and i don't think anything could have prepared me for how down-bad these two are for each other. like Scarlet and Herb are constantly touching and swooning and draping themselves together, i'm living for it 🙈💖💖 we love evil power couples!!!
#although. not to be a homewrecker but. Herb if things don't work out with Scarlet feel free to give me a call 😳#scarlet overkill#herb overkill#minions#the minions movie#minions 2015#despicable me#starleskatalks
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Pudding: Everyone keeps saying we’re the PERFECT husband and wife…ehe…husband and wife!! Me and Sanji-san! 😳🥰
Meanwhile, Sanji: (Luffy kissed me when I told him I’d bake him a cake once we got back to the Sunny safely. Does this mean if I bake him two cakes I’ll get two (2) kisses. Maybe I should bake three just to be safe)
#Sanji doing the most complicated algebra in his head: How many kisses can I get out of Luffy by making him food#BABYGIRL HE’LL KISS YOU FOR FREE!!! FOR FREEEEE!!!!!#Luffy: Silly Sanji. I’ll kiss you whether or not you make me food <3#Sanji: Oh okay 😳#Sanlu#Lusan#One Piece#Sanji#Luffy#Pudding#Charlotte Pudding#I just LOVE the idea of Pudding freaking out about the other chefs praising her and Sanji#And calling them the ‘perfect couple’#Meanwhile Sanji is daydreaming about having Luffy’s tongue shoved down his throat. LMAOOOO#Pudding: We really are perfect for each other 🥺#Sanji: (Reeeaaally wish I was in Luffy’s lap getting kissed silly right now. Man 😔)#JFJSNJFJD BC ND#Shima speaks
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when sapkowski is all “i don’t believe in absolute evil” like he didn’t write like vilgefortz and leo bonhart and birkart grellenort likeeee okkkk but those guys were preeeetty evil though
#likeeee it kind of seems to me that… they got pretty close. to absolute evil. you know#like uhhh… nilfgaardian invasion detailed in baptism of fire anyone#though ok ok his point was that there is no absolute evil as in being motivated by evil itself#that evil always has its own motivations and those motivations can be evil but it’s not evil for the sake of being evil#HOWEVER that being said i feel like bonhart really was just evil for the sake of being evil#you could say for the sake of sadism or for greed (him being the anti-geralt lol and actually being a stereotyped idea of witcher ngl)#buuuut i feel like sadism and greed are just niche evils themselves#with vilgefortz and the wallcreeper and also emhyr (didnt mention his ass at first but throw him in too) they’re more just power hungry#and wanting revenge on those that wronged them (interesting because isn’t this also what our protags want—minus the power)#anyways reviewing these interviews again has me 😂😳😌 but also 🤨#sometimes i feel like (with this discussion on evil) the economics background really shines through LMAO#like well sometimes i feel like there really is evil that is evil evil. sometimes people are just hateful and targeting with their hate#and you know this yourself bc you wrote it wtf#like you’re not gonna call the human peasants who slaughtered the dwarves and elves in rivia evil? i would call that absolute evil#maybe not their entire lives but in that instance true evil manifested#i feel like the definition of evil im getting at is hate and bloodthirst#which yeah sometimes that exists for no reason whatsoever#i mean it can be based out of economic ‘reasoning’ (manipulated into propaganda) to scapegoat a population and target of hate#but it quickly excels past any reason whatsoever. yeahh i dont think evil always has a motivation outside of evil. disagree#the elbow-high diaries#also there’s more context here i’m leaving out bc its just too much to talk about in the tags of this post
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@hilda-appreciation-week Day 7 - Favourite AU(s)
The Goldenverse
This one isn’t officially “launched” yet, I suppose even the name is subject to changing, but it has been slowly but surely brewing in dark and mysterious corners (mine and @blaithnne ‘s discord chat). Wish I could have done something more serious and elaborate bc the girls deserve it, but honestly this idea struck me and I just had to see it to the end 😅
Uncoloured version under the cut!
#My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “doing joint AUs with your friends’ OCs” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯#Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.#5 minutes later: dude I swear their influence on each other can do so much for character progression#My buddy Sadie pacing: they compliment each other in ways previously unknown to man#knowing Lauren she’d probably let the skunk girl win at board games#but the curtains are blue my man. it’s not Chess it’s their Dynamic#yeah the perspective is all fucked but what did you expect#I spent all my drawing perspective credit on my Kaisa/Tildy drawing#Meiri#Meiri (oc)#Lauren Hilda#meiridom#Hilda Lauren
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#timeline of Theseus#I have been waiting for my ass to be called OUT#and yet it sits there#TAUNTING me#because the chapters that explain it haven’t been posted#so right now it’s just looking like a biiiig ol case of Someone Forgot What They Wrote Earlier 😳🫣🤭😏#but it’s not and yet AND YET#I feel personally victimized by my own writing right now
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me when my sister randomly calls jeffy jiju :
#jeff satur#idk rambles#to be clear jiju means sisters husband#she inherently called him my husband-#akfksjsj the first time she said it i went into shock#the processing took awhile but i blushed so hard hehehehehhh🙈💗#i told her today his movie trailer is coming out and she went ???? JIJU IS IN A MOVIE?!?!??#like she should have been informed about it as soon i found out well i agree#hehehehhh#still blushing lmao-#😳😳😳#this one time we were having a gif/sticker war and the last thing i sent her was him sleeping to tell her to do exactly that#and it was past midnight she went accha jiju so gaye 'jiju is sleeping now'#i swear its embarrassing it took me a minute and her explaining to understand what she was saying-#akfksjs I'll add more story rambles if i remember-#thanks for coming to my JeffTalk
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I think I figured out the issue with tumblr eating my posts, but let's find out.
Take it away Mr. Gold
That's generous.
And the way hes sitting on that chair?
And the amount of force hed have to use to keep moe pinned down just like that?
Man is strong.
He's chaotic feral smile is so telling.
His interrupting is a rumple style feral giggle and it was horrifying.
He's had it, he's at the edge.
Okay so this scene? What he's yelling at moe? Dude you're yelling at YOURSELF!
"What are you talkin about my fault?" Rumple deep down knows. He knows he fucked up.
"You shut her out"
Moe has no fucking context to this non therapeutic beatdown.
Mr. Gold is yelling at rumple now, and since I'm sure masochism wasn't a big thing to air in 2011 that's what we're going with.
"YOU HAD HER LOVE AND YOU SHUT HER OUT"
This physically hurts me to hear, and I'm sure it physically hurts him to say.
"SHE'S GONE, SHE'S GONE FOREVER SHE'S NOT COMING BACK AND IT'S YOUR FAULT"
Maybe he ended up seeing a therapist after a millenia?
"NOT MINE, YOURS!"
Maybe not.
"YOU ARE HER FATHER!"
Moe still has no idea what the fuck Mr. Gold is beating him for some unknown child.
I love the fucking parallel of Gold beating Moe vs. Rumple beating the curio cabinet.
He's still hurting so much he starts to hurl the tea set.
But then he gets to that fucking chipped cup.
He can't do it.
#i can see why cane play is a tag for rumbelle#i hope this doesn't awaken anything in me 😳#too late#you can see the maniacal look in his eyes#whatever moe has taken (i know what it is as i type this but in the moment i didnt know)#was something significant#I've always gone for the bad boys who don't sit properly in any chair#whatever he took it has something to do with belle right? yes i know im right because i watched this 2 days ago but AT THE TIME I DIDNT#the interrupting giggle made me laugh#but also made me fear a great deal for moe#the last shred of sanity he had is gone#pot meet kettle kettle meet pot#gold meet rumple rumple meet gold#okay but the first time i typed “you had her love and shut her out” my phone corrected shut to shit#and i was like OMG#wonder if belle ever called rumple daddy now#rumple daddy stiltskin#moe's like#can i get a fucking paternity test for this?#they need therapists and rage rooms in the enchanted forest#he can't get rid of that little cup#it's just a cup#why would i throw a temper tantrum over a cup?#(well now we know)#and the relief the smile on her face#he wants to keep those#ouat rumple#rumbelle#ouat#once upon a time
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I HAVE FEELINGS FOR A BOYMAN
#sooooooooo BASICALLY i haven’t really been as active as normal bc of school and yk taking 5 courses is not for the weak but i am strong in#Jesus Name AMEN!! so this update might seem a bit random but ya we move. sooo this guy isn’t to be confused with pool table guy from october#that guy is cool and all but we only ever talk about anime and he leaves me on delivered a lot sooo on to the next ig but this guy that i#have developed Feels for issssss hmmm well call him Friendly Giant ™️ (FG) bc he’s like taalll (6’1 ish?) and dark skin and cute and all but#like he looks intimidating but then has the softest deepest voice and it’s all like aaaawwwwww#but basically he’s just this big sweet guy and at first i thought we were just friends and all but then yk you kinda can’t beat the Just#Friends allegations when you ft call a girlie up on CHRISTMAS bc she’s trying to figure out how she’s going to cross the boarder BY HERSELF#bc her siblings are of no help AND THEN when said girlie ft calls you the next day yall stay on the phone for 4(!!!) hours and THEN you offe#r to reach her how to drive and you brought her soup when she got her wisdom teeth surgery and when she bought something using your prime u#said she didn’t need to pay you back and when she insisted said FG GUY SAID AND I QUOTE “LET ME TAKE CARE OF YOU FOR ONCE 🤯#LIKEEEEE#all this while tho i was in fairytale land thinking about how he’s such a great friend and la dee daa bc i didn’t think i was his type and#all that but then i was praying last night and the i was like Holy Spirit do i like this man? and He was like yes and you’re trying to#rationalize your feelings but you like him and he likes you#so nooowwww i’m all like 🙂👍🏾🥳😳😳😳😳😳😳#YK?????????!!!!!!#but ya that’s the latest update 😚#i like a guy and he likes me 🥹😶😃👍🏾😳🤯#mutuals my beloved <3#vk overshares in the tags
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Damn people really be hitting you up for all kinds of drama, your anons are nosy hahaha! Just wanted to message you some love, I don’t really know you but your responses have made an impression and you seem like a really cool, down to earth and funny person 💖 I appreciate the way you carry yourself and especially the way you responded about the corona thing. Its still too rare to find people that hold themselves accountable and do it so gracefully. Anyway have a lovely day!
Hajskdkf this is so kind thank you 😊 I really appreciate this, my anons are wild but I love em anyway 🤣 ty sweetheart this made my day 🩷
#asks#thisiskitta#ceci speaks#gif warning#me and nonnies like to call each other out#its fun ahdkdk#as for myself im just someone trying to improve day by day#dont be making me blush like this! 😳
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It’s so annoying to listen to a video about a certain topic (especially if it has to do with Japan specifically) and the commentator (they’re always fucking white) would say some stupid shit like “just for reference, murder is considered a bad thing over in Japan 😳-“ like no shit???
#it’s so annoying like they talk about Asian counties like they’re some mystical land; as if the people who live there aren’t real like#let me just click off#it was a video about that lady who used to harass her neighbors and became a meme back in the early 00’s#her neighbors said that she’d call them many times and not even say anthing#and the narrator said ‘ doing this is considered a threat in Japan 😳-‘#and again no shit… that would be considered an uncomfortable experience anywhere for anyone are you stupid#most people would feel weirded out/ harassed if some random continued to repeatedly call their phone 100 times in one day just to fuck with#them#rambling#it’s the racism/ orientalism
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Oh the horrific ordeal of my fandom posts getting popular so I cannot explain the specific thought process to everyone who sees it and then people misunderstand bc no one gets them like I do
#i made a text post meme for the 11th doctor that says i dont have sex bc it serves no narrative purpose to me#the very next panel says cant mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way out of this one. manwhore it is then#someone said in the tags they dont agree that 11 doesn't have sex#but thats NOT WHAT I SAID !!!!#the POINT!!!! IS!!!!!#he always acts all awkward and clueless and uncomfortable#BUT he also flirts with every single person he ever meets#and ofc he slept with river . SHE made that very clear#but SHE talked about it and made jokes about it#and HE was like 😳😳😳#and then turned around and called her a bad bad girl#its LAYERED!!!!!!#no one gets them like i get them!!!!!!
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I love self aware authors 🫶
#missy rambles#like yes queen call me out I do love monster fucking 😍#the fact that it has almost the exact same plot as lust is what gets me#also the cover art made me 😳
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unrelated to my previous thoughts but again i am thinking about mary!lucifer and sam calling her mommy
#i uhm um i uh 😳#spn#lucifer spn#sam winchester#samifer#mary!lucifer#tw incest#it is and it isn’t. that’s Mary’s body. she might be there she might not.#gosh. gosh. what if she let the devil in to save Sam.#she’s bargained before for someone she loves#mary being brought back to life and finding out Sam is in danger and Lucifer going ‘we can save him. say yes to me and we can save him.’#and then she does. and Lucifer’s obsession mixes so perfectly with her own grief over missing so much of Sam’s life#until it turns into this consuming need to Have him. and that’s how Sam ends up calling the devil mommy
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Rating: General Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Pairing: John Sheppard/Elizabeth Weir
Summary: When two teenagers show up in the gateroom and make an astonishing claim, John finds everything he knows at risk of changing. Set in S5.
#John: I’m sorry WHAT did you just call me?#😳🤯😵💫😧#me: 😆#maybe doing art for this will give me a kick to get it finished one day#😅#very pleased with how this turned out though#isn’t supposed to be#my Stargate kids#stargate atlantis#john sheppard#elizabeth weir#john x elizabeth#sparky#my art#my fic#illustrated sparky#sparky illustrated
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more Kazuichi textposts for the soul
#kazuichi soda#kazuichi souda#danganronpa 2#memes#ryoma hoshi#textposts#sonia nevermind#the second to last one is kaz calling out the fandom#then the last one is her calling ME out 😳
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y'all.
when I tell you I was overcome with writing a oneshot about you and Rick starting a sort of flirting war.
I was OVERCOME by writing a oneshot about you and Rick starting a sort of flirting war.
Like... I swear Rick possessed me, bc holy fuck. I am blushing myself and I'm WRITING it-
y'all...
"Don't make promises you can't keep, sweetheart."
HAS JUST COME OUT OF MY HANDS. LIKE-
#good god almighty#I just needed to get this out#because im actually so#like wtf#i am so like blushy and shit like-#has got me kicking my feet and twirling my hair#like 😌💅#y'all#writing update#grimey talks#its gonna be called scratch that itch so like mark your calendars besties#actually need some solace in my rick girlies#had to stop writing bc i literally though I was going to spontaneously combust#anyway-#its kind of spicy 😳#but we'll see how it goes
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