#this is all he needed plus some of that za

[poopiefart420]

HE FINALLY WENT TO THE CLUB!!

[flopsxii]

random tokyo revengers head canons (most are x reader, a few aren’t.)

feat. sanzu haruchiyo, sano ‘mikey’ manjiro, mitsuya takashi, matsuno chifuyu, inui seishu, haitani rindou, baji keisuke, haitani ran, kokonoi hajime, kazutora hanemiya, sano shinichiro

tw. violence, drug usage.

my note: just some stuff that came to mind :P

𐙚 bonten!sanzu is definitely the type to make his victims play russian roulette, changing the odds each time to increase his excitement. he would also probably make his partner play if they were unfaithful.

𐙚 despite how aggressive everyone views mikey he is definitely a really affectionate lover. he would cling to you all night, light snores escaping his lips and becoming impossibly closer; tangling his legs with yours. however, sharing his food is a step too far for mikey, he would definitely find a seperate portion for you though!

𐙚 rather than confessing in a traditional sense, mitsuya would definitely confess to you through a letter and a heartfelt gift. most likely something he’s made himself, with you specifically in mind. with his heart on his sleeve and a shy smile on his lips, mitsuya would hand you a small bag, containing a letter with your name written messily on the front and also a neatly wrapped gift he hoped you’d love.

𐙚 one of chifuyu’s favourite ‘dates’ with you are days you spend by his side in his store. even if you just sat there looking impossibly beautiful and he rushed around the store with so many tasks ( arguable looking like he’s losing his mind), he’d feel somewhat calmer knowing you were there with him. plus, all the animals had someone to cuddle with, proving to customers how domesticated they were.

𐙚 seishu adores mundane things. cooking, cleaning, sleeping, showering, bike rides and shopping becoming that much more precious because you’re there. he’s sure that these things would be a bore to him if he were to be on his own. but ever since you came along, that has never been the case.

𐙚 despite how much time he already spends inside his store, chifuyu would definitely spend multiple evenings a week just playing with the animals and making sure they’re content rather than being a home. don’t worry, peke j comes to work with him and has so many new friends!

𐙚 rindou definitely runs his sets by you. if you praise it then he is hyped to present it to an audience at he and ran’s club. it honestly depends on your reaction, if he’ll play this set or play it safe and reuse an old one.

𐙚 conveniently, all of mitsuya’s prototypes are your size and somehow every piece looks like it was made for you; which it probably was. at this point, mitsuya designs clothes subconsciously with your figure in mind and since they fit and look so good on you, you just happen to have to model each and every piece.

𐙚 going out on extravagant dates is never on keisuke’s agenda. it’s not because he doesn’t want to spoil you and show you off, he simply doesn’t feel the need to go on these types of dates. simply smoking a zoot with each other is so impossibly intimate, having deep talks with his lovely partner is all he could ever dream of. plus… saving money on snacks, za and movies is 100% better and he’s certain you agree too!

𐙚 no one could ever suspect it, but ran loves it when you colour in his tattoos. he’s sure his friends would poke fun at him, calling him a simp or any other insult they could think of, but seeing that smile on your face as you play such close attention… he would take any insult to see it again and again.

𐙚 there’s many reasons why koko loves you. maybe how ethereal you look, how supportive and loving you are towards him… but above all else, you could be one of the only people that don’t want him for money. koko will send you money as a surprise, so you can buy yourself something nice but nine times out of ten, you will send it straight back. the other one time, you’ll come bounding home with a gift for him in your bag!

𐙚 mikey is definitely the type to sneak into your house late at night, whining about how he just missed you so much and he couldn’t wait till morning. most days, you’d wake up and find mikey almost on top of you when he wasn’t there the night before.

𐙚 if you happen to be related to any of toman, you can bet that instead of having one other brother, you now have a whole gaggle of them worrying about you. even if you’re out with your friends, you’re bound to find at least one member of toman nearby. just in case, of course!

𐙚 kazutora trusts you, keisuke and chifuyu more than anyone else and he’s been so thankful for his support system after his time in prison. however, no one sees the raw, vulnerable and so impossibly kazutora side of him. he thinks he’d been seen as weak but he’s so thankful he has you.

𐙚 he splits his time almost evenly, bikes and you. shinichiro loves both so much! however, he loves when he can mix both together! the feeling of your arms wrapped around his waist and your head leaning against his back… he couldn’t ever think of something so perfect. perhaps, he’ll build a bike just for you and then you can race each other!

𐙚 despite your hesitance, sanzu is definitely the type to convince you to try substances with him. ‘it’s a bonding experience!’ he’d exclaim, a red punisher on the tip of his tongue, taunting you to take it. his blown out pupils and cute smile is all the convincing you need before you press your lips against his, slipping the pill from his mouth and into yours.

𐙚 on the rare occasion that you do accept an expensive gift that kokonoi gives you, he’s overwhelmed with happiness when he sees you wear it or use it during your daily life. he loves that he can spoil you!

𐙚 ran loves that you and rindou share a close friendship. aside from you, rindou is who he trusts the most and the fact that he can spend time with both of you at the same time… it’s just a dream come true!!

[mindutme]

Valya Vednesday #11

Here’s the longest Valya text to date, by far! I first came up with the idea for this text in November, made a long list of all the words I would need to make for it, and 31 of the words on that list were my Lexember words! So this text has all of the Lexember words, plus a bunch of others I came up with during December, either derived from Lexember words or as part of their etymologies.

The text is two pages of a fictional child’s journal as they travel with their father from their small home village to one of the larger cities on the island Dzu. On their journey they see a number of things for the first time, like magical bells that protect the road with their song and (from far off) a city enveloped in a shared dream that glows with strange colors in the night.

I decided to write the text out on paper, as the child might have written it—mistakes and all! I would say about two thirds of the writing mistakes are there intentionally, and a third were my own mistakes!

Page 1:

Ra dyikli tu kinksi! Ra kli di bubwa tu nksinwi.

I’m not at home! I’m with dad at an inn.

Laga ri bingapkhi nyi hwi tu mazi kitni. A, bubwa hwi tu mazi kitni. Tlizvi pmura püki ra.

We walked all day to get here. Well, dad walked all day. I rode on the horse sometimes.

Bubwa dululya ra, bisashümwi da kihwi nyi zu spüki tabla zu. Bigaru ra sashümwi!

Dad told me to bring my book to write about our trip. I’m practicing my writing!

Nyi hwi tu tüli ndu dru, tali gzulu ki mbaru ra. Nguvamblu ka bubwa, za vi ra dyingapkhi hasra.

We’re going to a really big city, but I forgot its name. Dad’s asleep now so I can’t ask him.

Ltsisha finya bivihru bi vanyi nyi hwi.

We’re going so he can sell some nice pots.

Litlipli hmi tümpi mbrihwi, ba mu hlira ra.

There were these bells on the side of the road, which I liked.

Mu rwa ngahwu tulu langi sta mungu tu krintsi hwu tlizvi, mbrihwi bitala vingwi kikata gamu ba swa ba sa.

They made the same song that the people sing in the village sometimes, to protect the road from getting damaged by snow and rain and stuff.

Tsivi kimbri hwi tümpi ngisi. Ka ra nara, kngisi nyi lu zahnu ngingisi. Ngingingisi! Lki fu lu ngisi pazi! Ki lu düri dru.

For a while the road went alongside a river. I know now, our river is just a stream—a tiny stream! This one is a real river! It was really wide.

Nwa hmi kibgha, ba nwa nyi ngapkhi kinksinwi!

Then there was a bridge, and then we got to the inn!

Ldri tlipli hmi ri sabghu, tu mpi kiklatanu. Bubwa lya nguva mu kinksinwi kli balu puku!

There’s bells here too, on the wall of the inn. Dad said that’s why the inn is so clean!

Ka ra mblu. Zvinwa!

I’m going to bed now. Bye!

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Page 2:

Ka nyi kli tu nksinwi sabghu!

We’re at another inn now!

Ha ka tu kitüli nyi dyikli, tali kishiri hlu nyi hlu rdna. Liklatanu skapkhu puku hmi ri!

We’re not at the city yet, but it seems like it. There’s so many buildings here!

Tali kitüli lu tümpi. Bubwa lya ki lu gvübüvu dalilyi tu mpsuru ra ngapkhi suga ki.

But the city is close. Dad says it’s the weird smudge I can see on the horizon.

Tu sivi ndu kitni nyi hwi tümpi lingwandi ba livünggi. Kishiri hlu, mu sambaru mazvi!

For a long time today we walked by farms and fields. It seemed like they would never end!

Ra ga lingu tüngwandi di lipru tugaru mu.

I saw some people farming, with animals helping them.

Ra dyinara da münüri fu. Nüngümi ra surwa mpsisha sta bwami.

I don’t know about that stuff. When I grow up I’m going to make pots like mom and dad.

Mupru tuga ri kikaku hlu mu suhwu! Ba sabghu kihradi ki lu stasta lasti.

When I saw the animals it sounded like they were singing! It felt like a dream, too, a little bit.

Bubwa lya kitninwa tu kitüli tüuhmi, kihradi hlu nana sta lasti.

Dad said it might feel like a dream to be in the city tomorrow.

Tsivünga ra ga zaku. Ka pmütu ngapkhi, tali dzila ra ngapkhi suga kitüli.

I looked out again. It’s dark now but I can still see the city.

Kishiri ki lu sta sabüvu tu mpsuru, dvala sta klabüvu di mbüvu pasa.

It looks like paint on the horizon, or like a picture with the wrong colors.

Kishiri ki lu sta lasti, ba bubwa lya ki lu rdna stasta lasti.

It looks like a dream, and dad said that it is, sort of.

Tu krintsi nyi nyi ngwi hwu tuta, ba vi lya mungu fu ngwi rwa lasti tuta, ba kitüli lu klasti mu.

In our village we all sing together and he said that the people there all dream together, and the city is their dream.

Nana, kidwanwa ra suga gvu klasti mu, tali kidwa ri ra suga klasti da ra.

Maybe tomorrow night I’ll dream their dream, but tonight I’ll dream my own.

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I may continue the journal at some point! I have some ideas of what might happen when the father and child arrive in the city, and what happens after, but I may also choose a different format to present those events! I’ve always enjoyed epistolary storytelling, so it was fun to try it out!

[accio-victuuri]

wait.. i’m literally on here or weibo almost 24/7 ( as you can tell lol ) but I feel like i missed something. i’m seeing clowning related to xz’s photos and how it looks like he is a groom and it’s a wedding photoshoot. the place is also famous for wedding shoots ( allegedly, idk. i’m not from there ) so turtles are imagining again. lol. freakin coincidence that wyb’s GRA photoshoot was done at a wedding shop. plus the “wedding outfits” for weibo night. which is all clowning and galaxy braining.🌌

now, we’re joking around, like where’s yibo? he should be taking photos with his partner.

then i see comments that there is this one song WYB recently listened to. meaning, as recent as when XZ flew to singapore which is called 超人不会飞 (superman can’t fly) by Jay Chou. i know WYB and everyone else is a big fan of Jay Chou but the clowning comes from the timing of when he listened to it. let me get to that first.

here is the song if you wanna listen to it. 🎶

turtles are interpreting it as WYB longing to “fly” to where XZ is and be with him but he can’t because of all his work commitments. he wants to take a breather. thinking about what his life is and the constraints, and at times like this, when they spent days in Beijing, but now they have to be apart, it affects him even more.

however when i read the lyrics, it could also be because he can relate to what jay chou is singing about. here’s the english translation i found here. i have bolded the ones i felt like WYB relates too. literally no need for explanation. just read it. It fits with his status in life so much that it’s almost scary.

妈妈说很多事别太计较

ma ma shuo heng duo shi bie tai ji jiao

Mum said one should not be too fussy over most matters

只是使命感找到了我 我睡不着

zhi shi shi ming gan zhao dao le wo wo shui bu zhao

But my sense of mission found me and i can't sleep over it

如果说骂人要有点技巧

ru guo shuo ma ren yao you diao ji qiao

If scolding someone requires some skills

我会加点旋律你会觉得 超屌

wo hui jia diao xuan lu ni hui jue de chao diao

I will add a tune and you will feel it's very cool (diao)

我的枪不会装弹药（弹药）

wo de qiang bu hui zhuang dan yao (dan yao)

My gun is not loaded with ammunition

所以放心不会有人倒（人倒）

suo yi fang xin bu hui you ren dao (ren dao)

So don't worry, nobody will collapse

我拍青蜂侠不需要替身 因为自信是我绘画的颜料

wo pai qing feng xia bu xu yao ti sheng yin wei zi xin shi wo hui hua de yan liao

I don't need a double for The Green Hornet because confidence is the coloring for my painting

我做很多事背后的意义远比你们想象

wo zuo heng duo shi bei hou de yi yi yuan bi ni men xiang xiang

The meaning behind the things I did is far beyond your imagination

拍个电视剧为了友情与十年前的梦想

pai le dian shi ju wei le you qing yu shi nian qian de meng xiang

Filming a tv drama is for friendship and a dream 10 years ago

收视率再高也难抗衡我的伟大理想

shou shi lv zai gao ye nan kang heng wo de wei da li xiang

No matter how high the rating is, it can't match my noble ideal

因为我的人生无需再多一笔那奖项

yin wei wo de ren sheng wo xu zai duo yi bi na jiang xiang

Because my life do not need another award

我不知道何时变成了社会的那榜样

wo bu zhi dao he shi bian cheng le se hui de na bang yang

I don't know when I have become a society's role model

被狗仔拍不能比中指要大器的模样（怎样）

bei gou zai pai bu neng bi zhong zhi yao da qi de mo yang (zen yang)

Can't show the paparazzi the finger and have to put on a magnanimous front

我唱的歌词要有点文化

wo chang de ge ci yao you dian wen hua

The lyrics I sing must have some degree of literacy

因为随时会被当教材

yin wei sui shi hui bei dan jiao cai

Because it might become teaching material anytime

CNN能不能等���文好一点再访

CNN neng bu neng deng ying wen hao yi dian zai fang

Can CNN interview me when my English gets a little better

时代杂志封面能不能重拍

shi dai za zhi feng mian neng bu neng chong pai

Can i reshoot the Time magazine cover

随时随地注意形象

sui shi sui di zhu yi xin xiang

I must take care of my image at all times

要控制饮食不然就跟杜莎夫人蜡像的我不像（本来就不像）

yao kong zhi yin shi bu ran jiu gen du sha fu ren la xiang de wo bu xiang (ben lai jiu bu xiang)

I must control my diet or i won't look like the "me" in Madame Tussauds (it doesn't look like me in the first place)

好莱坞的中国戏院地上有很多手印脚印

hao lai wu de zhong guo xi yuan di shang you heng duo shou yin jiao yin

There are many handprints and footprints at Grauman's Chinese Theatre

何时才能看见我的掌

he shi cai neng kan jian wo de zhang

When will mine be seen there?

如果超人会飞 那就让我���空中停一停歇

ru guo chao ren hui fei na jiu rang wo zai kong zhong ti yi ti xie

If Superman can fly then let me take a breather in the sky

再次俯瞰这个世界 会让我觉得好一些

zai ci fu kan zhe ge shi jie hui ran wo jue de hao yi xie

Overlooking this world again will let me feel better

拯救地球好累 虽然有些疲惫但我还是会

zheng jiu di qiu hao lei sui ran you xie pi bei dan wo hai shi hui

Saving the world is tiring, though I am a little tired, I still will

不要问我哭过了没

bu yao wen wo ku guo le mei

Don't ask me if I have cried

因为超人不能流眼泪

yin wei chao ren bu neng liu yan lei

Because Superman can't cry

唱歌要拿最佳男歌手

chang ge yao na zui jia nan ge shou

(You) must get best male singer award as a singer

拍电影也不能只拿个最佳新人

pai dian yin ye bu neng zhi na ge zui jia xin ren

A newcomer award is not enough if you act

你不参加颁奖典礼就是没礼貌

ni bu can jia ban jiang dian li jiu shi mei li mao

Not attending award ceremonies is considered rude

你去参加就是代表你很在乎

ni qu can jia jiu shi dai biao ni heng zai hu

And if you do, it means you are over-concerned about it

得奖时你感动落泪（落泪）人家就会觉得你夸张做作（做作）

de jia shi ni gan dong luo lei (luo lei) ren jia jiu hui jue de ni kuang zhang zuo zuo

When you won an award and teared, people will think you are fake and exaggerating

你没表情别人就会说太嚣张

ni mei biao qing bie ren jiu hui shuo tai xiao zhang

When you have no expression, others will say you are too arrogant

如果你天生这个表情 那些人甚至会怪你妈妈（妈妈）

ru guo ni tian sheng zhe ge biao qing na xie ren sheng zhi hui guai ni ma ma (ma ma)

And if you are born with that expression, they will even blame your mum

结果最后是别人在得奖 你也要给予充分的掌声与微笑

jie guo zui hou shi bie ren zai de jiang ni ye yao ge yu chong fen de zhang sheng yu wei xiao

In the end someone else gets the award, you also have to give ample applause and smile

开的车不能太好 住的楼不能太高

kai de che bu neng tai hao zhu de lou bu neng tai gao

The car you drive can't be too luxurious nor can you live too high up

我��底是一个创作歌手 还是好人好事代表

wo dao di shi yi ge chuang zuo ge shou hai shi hao ren hao shi dai biao

Am I a singer-songwriter or a representative of good men and good deeds?

专辑一出就必须是冠军

zhuan ji yi chu jiu bi xu shi guan jun

My album must be ranked top once released

拍了电影就必须要大卖

pai le dian yin jiu bi xu yao da mai

My movie must sell well

只能说当超人真的好难

zhi neng shuo dan chao ren zhen de hao nan

I can only say, being a Superman is difficult

如果超人会飞（超人会飞）那就让我在空中停一停歇（停一停歇）

ru guo chao ren hui fei (chao ren hui fei) na jiu rang wo zai kong zhong ti yi ti xie (ti yi ti xie)

If Superman can fly then let me take a breather in the sky

再次俯瞰这个世界 会让我觉得好一些

zai ci fu kan zhe ge shi jie hui ran wo jue de hao yi xie

Overlooking this world again will let me feel better

拯救地球好累（地球好累）虽然有些疲惫但我还是会（我还是会）

zheng jiu di qiu hao lei (di qiu hao lei) sui ran you xie pi bei dan wo hai shi hui (wo hai shi hui)

Saving the world is tiring, though I am a little tired, I still will

不要问我哭过了没

bu yao wen wo ku guo le mei

Don't ask me if I have cried

因为超人不能流眼泪

yin wei chao ren bu neng liu yan lei

Because Superman can't cry

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I don’t think there is anything wrong with how cpfs are relating this to cpn cause that’s just how it is. But sometimes, there are other reasons why they do what they do.

SO MY CONFUSION COMES FROM HOW THE HELL DO PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HE RECENTLY LISTENED TO. I can’t seem to dig up how or maybe it’s something we don’t talk about. I have never experienced this kind of tidbit related to them before so I wanna know the source. Or is this like the gaming cpn where certain people know and they will not divulge the boy’s account for privacy? if anyone knows, feel free to comment. If i find out in the future, I will share.

[mypookiewookiebear]

getting high with Hetalia characters

(cause I'm kind of high and bored :P) (I just did the allies + Canada to make my life easier)

⚠ DISCLAIMER ⚠

these are just my opinions/ headcanons, if you don't like... uh, don't read pls 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

TW/CW: drugs, lots of drugs mentioned, uh I curse? mostly weed mentions, mentioned alcohol, I use gay as an insult (GUYS IT WAS A JOKE I PROMISE PLEASE)

America

I feel like most of the time he would mellow out. Like most strains would make him more chill, like purple kush.

I think he would prefer edibles, it's easier, you’re higher for longer, and I headcanon that he’s on the heavier side so the edibles are more effective.

(also he’s weak and can’t smoke for shit)

Regardless, I don’t think he smokes or takes edibles too often. I think his preferred substance is probably liquor, if anything.

England

Okay, here me out. I think he experiments with hallucinogens.

He has his little witch friends, they light a bong and do fucking magic

(my normal friday night tbh…)

But that is the craziest thing he does, plus he’s old and has a strict 9 pm bedtime.

(plus he needs his booktok kindle to read bad colleen hoover books)

I bet he has a clicker and everything so he can lay down and read his kindle

Anyway, I think he’s had his fair share of za, but gets busy so he doesn’t do it all that often.

France

Okay the haters are gonna sabotage me, but I think he smokes the least out of this group,

Does not like the way weed makes him feel, he gets sensory overload easily while high, his adrenaline spikes and makes his heart race (in a bad way).

Prefers alcohol, specifically wine, doesn’t usually get drunk or sloshed but is more comfortable being drunk than high.

Russia

 More inexperienced with weed tbh.

Like he has smoked cigarettes, drinks often enough, and done an occasional hard substance, he just doesn’t see much appeal in weed.

I think he is extreme, like he either is dead sober, or sloshed from vodka. No in between

When he is high, he gets more introspective, and depressing lol. 

(he thinks more about his childhood, how he felt during all that)

Canada

I wouldn’t say he’s the no.1 stoner, but he’s in the running for that.

He would totally come to a world meeting high asf

(I mean, who's gonna notice?)

No preference as far as smoking vs. edibles, but i bet he’s done some crazy crack pipe diys to smoke weed

(such as, but not limited to: making a bong out of a water bottle, hot wiring an iphone charger, and smoking out of a banana)

When he’s sober he's chill, but when he's high, legit the chillest of chill. Like owns the word chill. 

More sociable and charismatic, also makes bomb ass foods.

China

Saved the best for last 😘

Guys… we did it, we found the number 1 stoner 🤯🤯🤯🤯

Kidding kidding, but he is very familiar with medicinal marijuana.

(my man has a bad back… leave him alone…)

While he has a lot of experience, rarely does he get extremely high, again mostly smokes for medicinal purposes. 

But he still has a high tolerance in general, so if he does decide to get super high, he needs strong ass edibles or a full cart.

(me asf tbh)

In the event he gets high as hell, he mostly ponders… thinks about philosophy or something gay like that./j

Idk he’s not that crazy, just sits by himself and thinks about stupid shit, like the appeal of bamboo to pandas.

Side note: don’t use gay as an insult that's bad…

OK BYE GOODNIGHT

[fantasticalbiology]

Godtale

So does anyone remember anything about the undertale au Reapertale other then the fact that Sans is a grim reaper. If you answer yes to this your probably lying. So here is Godtale plus Godtale yellow

Asgore- All father and god of Mount Ebott, he who started a war with Mortal due to the death and disrespect of his son by Chara the Blamed. Said to have slain the six mortal champions that came to the mountain to quell his fury

Toriel- The goddess of Hearth, family, and symbol of the mother bears and Formally married to the All father Asgore. After the declaration of war on mortals, Toriel left Asgore ands retreated for a cave until the time was right to strike against the foolish all father

Sans- The god of good times, relaxing, bad humors, tormentor of the god of good mental jests, judgement and psychopomps who found himself in good company with the goddess of the hearth Toriel. She asked of him a promise to judge the mortal fairly when they cross hin and he agreed

Papyrus- The god of wheat, tomatoes, mental jests, platonic friendships, brother to the god of good times and allies to the warrior god who serves the all father. When Papyrus encounter Frisk the Determined he himself was determined to capture them so that he could join the illustrious ranks of the warrior god

Undyne- The one eyed Warrior god of wrestling, the spear of the All father and fire ironically as she’s often depicted as a humanoid fish. She is good friends (and nothing else) with the goddess of occult knowledge, considered a good friend with the god of wheat to which they get into cooking matches. Now supposedly when she was still a young wild god she encountered the mortal warrior known as either Gab or Cody the kind, sources vary. There is an even more  conflicting information that she has an aspect known as the Undying remains to be seen, but what is held as fact is that this due to her encountering Chara the blamed who was trying to kill a young spirit, she took the attack and from her body sprang the Undying.

Mad Dummy- A spirit that represents anger, one of their epithets is Mad Dummy Za Worldo, but that neither hear nor there. What is important is that Mad Dummy has a major aspect known as Mad Mew Mew, who represent a form of death and rebirth ironic if you ask me.

Naptstablook- A spirit that represent malaise. They often credited as being a great musician with toon capable of sending you to a different realm

Alphys- The goddess of the occult, forbidden knowledge, accidental corruption of life and golem making. Ancient scripts says that she usurped a god known as Gaster, but that is only hear say and rumors of the crazy.

Mettaon- A spirit who inhabits the body of a golem the goddess of the occult created.

Mettaon the cubed- An aspect of Mettaon that represent constraint, but solid defence

Mettaon Ex- Represent coming out of your shell, and performance

Mettaon Neo- Another aspect similar to the Undying after an encounter with Chara the Blamed. Some say that they represent a solid defense, but that is a lie spread by mad men

Frisk- Frisk the determined is one of the mortal warriors who came to Mount Ebott for unknown reason. It is said that their journey ended with them getting other mortals to respect the old gods as they are said to be the only to reach Mount Ebott’s top.

Chara- It is said that Chara is an aspect of Frisk or the other way around as they share the epithet of the determined. They also go by Chara the blamed as they represent those whose curiosity got the best of them and now need a scapegoat to blame. Ironic as it is said that they were adopted by the All father and goddess of the hearth.

Flowey- A trickster deity and the husk of Asriel the god of hopes and dreams. He tricked the god of Wheat into bringing the other god together so that he could steal their power, turning into or back into Asriel the absolute. It is said that Frisk the determined defeated Asriel the absolute and with his defeat able to ascend to the top of the mountain

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Dalv- god of lighting and lord of the deep dark within the cave Toriel dwells in. He accept offering of corns and has association with the goddess of sweet dreams.

Martlet- The goddess of craftsmanship and duty. Apparently traveled with the Mortal Clover the just, according to some stories. Was imprisoned by those who surround the god of corn. Some say she an  aspect of Papyrus, but this is false.

Zenith Martlet- An aspect of Martlet and a psychopomps from the story of Clover the unjust. Represent the fury against those who believe themselves to be just and will punish those with claws and feathers a flying. Some say the Zenith is an aspect of Sans, but this is false because they were kicking about at the same time

Starlo- A god of corn, heroism, justice (debatably), honor, the sands of the west and friend to the goddess of motherhood and legacy. He is accompanied by four minor gods. 

Morray-A minor god of the sword, who was incorrectly labeled as an aspect of Undyne until it was discovered Morray uses a sword. 

Ed- A minor god of strength and is alway willing to lend a hand.

Ace- A mystery minor god of luck and card play

Mooch- A minor god of thievery and sneakiness. To me it kind of odd that Starlo is associated with this one.

Mo- A god of commerce and persistent merchants. Apparently if you believe the tales of Clover the unjust, Mo himself is also the god of illegally squandering money.

Ceroba- Originally thought of as an aspect Toriel, but later denied. Ceroba is an oddity in that the yellow pantheon she and her “family” seem to have come from somewhere else, but that’s neither hear nor there. She is the goddess of motherhood, legacy and the willingness to keep it alive.

Chujin- A god thought of by yours truly as a god of the occult, technically not untrue he is more known for the creation of golems. Apparently one of his golems dispatched one of the champion Flo the integral, after they almost harmed his child, the goddess of sweet dreams.

Guardener- One of Chujins golems, they are known as the protector of flowers

Axis 014- The soulless champion slayer, apparently in the tale of Clover the unjust he was integral in unlocking the bounds of which Clover lived up to their epithet as the unjust.

Kanako- The goddess of sweet dreams and sacrifice and the child of Ceroba and Chujin. Its not written any where, but apparently one tale describes after Chujin death Ceroba did something to Kanako and that’s why she’s not widely worship and she was later given to Alphys to aid her. Now this is speculation on a lot of people parts, but apparently Frisk the determined did meet them in the realm Alphys wished not accessed, to tuck them in.

Clover- Clover the just or unjust depending on who you asks, is the mortal champion before Frisk the determined. They entered the mountain to find and rescue those who came before them, but ended up among the ranks of the dead by their own choice. There also are two retellings of Clover, one in which it ended with Clover defeating the trickster Flowey, and a more grim retelling of their epithet as the unjust, in which they slaughter everyone including the all father.

Flo- The champion before Clover the just. Honestly not much is known about Flo the integral, but what is known is that they were at the very least somewhat violent and that they were ended by Axis

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Reactions to Nintendo Direct

Pikmin 4

Olimar: Ah, I wish I were there. It has been quite some time since I’ve had a good treasure hunt and catalogued the creatures of PNF-404. Maybe I should dust off the spacesuit and take a trip?

Samus: Weren’t you kidnapped by some crazy goo monster that wanted to be your mom?

Olimar: Inevitabilities of the experience, it’s all things you have to live with when you’re an explorer.

Samus: Amen to that.

Splatoon 3 DLC - Inkopolis

Callie: Woohoo, Inkopolis Pla-za!

Marie: It has been a while since we’ve been back there. I honestly thought Jelonzo was dead.

Callie: And Sheldon had kids. I don’t know what to feel about that but the excitement of everything else is leaking into that opinion.

Marie: I think it’s a Tom Nook situation. I don’t think Sheldon would ever kiss another woman, let alone have kids.

Splatoon 3 DLC - Side Order

Callie: …

Marie: …

Callie: … Is that what happens when lesbians get divorced? Inkopolis gets zapped into a hell dimension?

Marie: … I don’t know. But something tells me we’re going to have to invite those two to group therapy now.

Kirby’s Return to Dreamland - Magolor

King Dedede: Serves that egghead right. All of us had to go through at least one alternate universe to start being good people, and he ain’t gonna be an exception.

Kirby: I hope he wins. I like Magolor, even if he betrayed us and tried to conquer the universe.

Bandana Waddle Dee: That and Merry Magoland is a boon to the local economy. Plus he technically already won. If he were to lose, that would cause a time paradox in our universes timeline that would resonate-

Metroid Prime Remastered

Samus: Finally, Metroid Prime fou- wait. This is the first one. Well, I said I would dress up as a clown if I lost. May as well go catch my next bounty as one.

Tears of the Kingdom

Samus: Well at least you got a release date finally. And the game looks gre- hey, where are you going?

Link: Didn’t you see me drive that car thing? That means I’m going to be making vehicles, and if that happens, I need to go and get forklift certified. For the sake of Hyrule.

Samus: I completely understand.

And finally, Silksong

Luigi: Oh yeah, Silksong!

There is no Silksong.

Luigi breaks down into tears.

[sparkles-oflight]

All I know

Hi! Today we get BoKris (pre-relationship) and JaRtin - that's what i'm calling Jan and Martin because it's a Jar and a Tin.

(Sorry if Martin is completely oblivious about LGBTQ topics cuz most people are, unfortunately)

(Small reference to one of my fics that's only on AO3)

Synopsis: Kris can't wrap his head around the lyrics is writing. That's when Bojan chimes in to help him out. Meanwhile, Martin finds an insomniac cat in the living room, also known as Jan. (The events that led to "Vse Kar Vem" song but totally inaccurate).

Disclaimer: Please think of these as characters and not the actual people. I don’t encourage anyone to send this to any of the actual JO members nor do I encourage people to force any type of relationship between anyone.

It was a quiet night in the woods... After the first lockdown, the band decided to spend some time together in a cabin to create music together. And sitting outside of that cabin, wrapped in a blank with a guitar by his side, Kris finally turned off the phone.

“It’s a chilly night”, he thought.

He couldn’t sleep, however...not until he tried to sing what he had written so far.

He picked up his guitar, tuned it, and then tried to relax.

“You got this”.

The chord progression felt so warm...that’s what this song transmitted...

- Slišal sem, da čas nam ne prizanaša. – “I heard that time is good for us” - In da se enkrat vse lepo konča – “And everything nice eventually ends”.

That warm sensation...it was exactly what he needed that night. With his guitar...he could take on the world that night-!

- Slišal sem, da hočeš it do konca sveta – “I heard you want to go to the end of the world” - in da me več ne rabiš za sopotnika – “and you don’t need me as a co-passenger anymore”.

But that was it. Only that night... He ran out of more.

He’s stuck and he doesn’t know how to finish these lyrics...

- Me, me, me. – he heard a voice singing from behind him – You should be asleep.

He turned around to see Bojan holding two orange mugs in his hands. He sat next to Kris who put his guitar aside to let the older one get closer so they could both be covered by the blanket.

- You know you could have brought your own blanket. – Kris pointed out.

- My hands were full – Bojan lifted them slightly – Here, one for me, one for you.

Kris took one of the mugs with chocolate milk.

- Thanks.

- What were you doing here? – Bojan took a sip and pointed to Kris’ phone – Talking to Klara? How’s she?

- She just missed me...That’s all. – he took a sip.

Klara missed him. Since the pandemic started Kris hasn’t been able to visit her. Plus, he got COVID last time he and his family were given the chance to visit the Netherlands, so they ended up not going.

- And why are you still outside?

- I just can’t wrap my head around this song.

- The one you showed me earlier?

- Yeah. I was thinking of some lyrics... Actually – he showed Bojan some papers he had - I’ve been thinking about it for a while now.

- Krisko, wait. – Bojan laughed.

- What?

- You have gotten a small mustache from the milk. – Bojan cleaned him with his finger – What are you? 12? Klaraaaaa, you might have the clumsiest boyfriend ever!

- Hey! Shut up! – Kris shushed him.

Bojan looked at Kris’ chin and mustache and after observing them, he placed a hand on the back of his hair, ruffling it.

- It’s blonde. – Bojan signed with his eyes to Kris’ chin.

- Yes. It is.

- And your hair is longer now.

- Yes, it is.

- I like it. – he said with a final smile.

Bojan finally looked over the papers Kris gave him. Some of these lyrics were scrapped, some erased. Some even had some smiles drawn onto them that Bojan could only guess Jan drew them.

- I like this...

- All I know is that I can’t write a chorus for it.

Suddenly, as if he was hit by a wave of inspiration, a lightbulb went on Bojan’s head.

- Kris, say that again.

- All I know is-

- All I know is... – Bojan scooted closer to Kris – Pick up the guitar. Improv time.

Kris did as he was told, and Bojan wrapped his arms around him.

- Before you start, let me just... – Bojan rested his head on Kris’ heart to feel his heartbeat and after a while of inspecting that sound, he let him go – Ready when you are.

And as they reached the chorus, Bojan opened his mouth.

- Vse kar vem in kar znam, je, da ne boli - “But all I know is that I don’t feel pain” - ko me tvoj objem zakriva – “when I’m in your arms” -  Kaj je prav me ne bremeni. – “I’m not burned by what is right”.

Kris smiled.

- Do you like it?

- Oh yeah. Let’s keep it going.

They sang all night long until they found the best arrangement and lyrics, but their presence was missed by their friends.

Martin found his bed half empty and ended up going to the living room/kitchen to try and find Bojan but ended up finding Jan wrapped in a purple blanket watching the fireplace. Like a cat looking at a laser attentively.

He approached him carefully and sat next to him.

- Where’s Bojan?

- Outside with Kris.

- Uhm, I see. Jure?

- In our room. Asleep, I think...

- Uhm.

They stayed silently looking at the flames going up and down, then Jan decided to invite Martin under “his wing” – his blanket. It’s his blanket.

Martin took on the offer and Jan laid his head against his shoulder. Martin’s left hand wrapped Jan’s head and he placed a kiss on the guitarist’s hair.

Jan took his right hand and analyzed it with his fingers and eyes and then placed it in his chest.

- Do you feel that?

- I do.

- Good.

Jan kissed Martin lightly on his cheek and waited for a reaction. Martin looked at him up and down.

- Jan...do you-? Are you-?

- Martin. – he said it so assertively – I don’t know what you are going to ask me but finish your sentences, please.

Martin laughed at Jan and after catching his breath again he stared into Jan’s eyes for a hot minute before asking what he wanted.

- Janči, do you like me?

- Would it be that horrible if I did?

- I mean... – he sighed – you and your girlfriend broke up not that long ago and I-

- Don’t worry about it. Next question.

- Are you... I mean you can’t because you had a girlfriend before- though I guess you can be still, but-

- Are you asking me if I’m gay?

- Uh...yes? – he sighed again – I’m sorry that’s such a rude thing to say.

- I don’t want a label.

- Okay, cool cool. But you know what you like right?

- I do. You? You seem to be asking a lot of questions.

- I... – Martin took his glasses off and massaged his forehead – I don’t know honestly... I’ve been attracted to my girls all my life, but what if? You know?

Jan didn’t know, but okay. “Be clearer in your communication”, Jan wanted to say, but he realized Martin was struggling.

- You want to try the other options to see if you like it, is that it? – Jan asked.

- I guess... – Martin felt a sudden flush of warmth on his cheeks – It’s just that everyone seems to know what they want. Or at least I assumed we wanted girlfriends, and we were all straight and-

- Straight? Kris? Bojan? – Jan looked at him in complete disbelief – First of all, don’t assume people’s sexualities.

- I’m sorry, that was rude, I know-!

- And second! Kris has been in a fucking closet made of glass his whole life and Bojan is as bi a daffodil, dear. He just hasn’t realized it yet.

- Didn’t you say to not assume sexualities? That’s contradictory.

- I have a gaydar. – he joked - Also Kris is my best friend.

- And what am I? Do you know? Because I don’t!

- Want to learn together?

Martin looked at him, pondering what to answer. What he felt towards Jan was certainly different from anything he ever felt towards the other guys. But love? He wasn’t sure that was it. Maybe curiosity? Most likely, yes.

- No pressure. – Jan reassured him – You can back up at any time.

- Then it’s a yes. But promise me... if I’m not into guys then... Please don’t-

- Cry over you? I won’t. – Jan wrapped his index finger around Martin’s pinky – Promise.

If what Bojan and Kris felt when they were next to each other was loud and shiny, then Jan and Martin’s relationship was quiet and dark...but those are the ones that hurt the most.

And that’s why Jan was never able to keep that promise.

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Afternote: I don't know how to write Martin due to ✨lack of information✨

Also, I'm always scared to portray characters that don't know much of LGBTQ themes because I'm always scared people will think that's what I think the community is, and: no? lmao.

I'm queer myself, but it's hard to portray the reality that people usually say rude things even when they don't mean it? I'm 100% sure I've been rude to the community even if it wasn't my intention back when I didn't know anything about it? I think that's normal (I'm not talking about people who will just straight up call slurs and call for our ends - I had to deal with one of those people today, unfortunately).

Anyways, I sure like to portray different types of love for someone who has never been in a relationship, uh? Maybe that's why I shoot my foot constantly.

Sorry for the little vent.

Polaroid Photos Universe | Recommended next: Bele Sanje

[patrik6090]

… Psst, I see dead people

(Mustard on the beat, hoe)

… Ayy, Mustard on the beat, hoe

Deebo, any rap nigga, he a free throw

Man down, call an amberlamps, tell him, "Breathe, bro"

Nail a nigga to the cross, he walk around like Teezo

What's up with these jabroni-ass niggas tryna see Compton?

The industry can hate me, fuck 'em all and they mama

How many opps you really got? I mean, it's too many options

I'm finna pass on this body, I'm John Stockton

… Beat your ass and hide the Bible if God watchin'

Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas

Certified boogeyman, I'm the one that up the score with 'em

Walk him down, whole time I know he got some hoe in him

Pole on him, extort shit, bully, Death Row on him

… Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em young

You better not ever go to cell block one

To any bitch that talk to him and they in love

Just make sure you hide your lil' sister from him

They tell me Chubbs the only one that get your hand-me-downs

And PARTY at the party, playin' with his nose now

And Baka got a weird case, why is he around?

Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophiles

… Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fuck 'em up

Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff

Why you trollin' like a bitch? Ain't you tired?

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A-Minor

… They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

… You think the Bay gon' let you disrespect Pac, nigga?

I think that Oakland show gon' be your last stop, nigga

Did Cole fouI, I don't know why you still pretendin'

What is the owl? Bird niggas and bird bitches, go

The audience not dumb

Shape the stories how you want, hey, Drake, they're not slow

Rabbit hole is still deep, I can go further, I promise

Ain't that somethin'? B-Rad stands for bitch

And you Malibu most wanted

… Ain't no law, boy, you ballboy, fetch Gatorade or somethin'

Since 2009, I had this bitch jumpin'

You niggas'll get a wedgie, be flipped over your boxers

What OVO for? The "Other Vaginal Option"? Pussy

Nigga better straighten they posture, got famous all up in Compton

Might write this for the docket, tell the pop star, "Quit hidin'"

Fuck a caption, want action, no accident, and I'm hands-on

He fuck around, get polished

… Fucked on Wayne girl while he was in jail, that's connivin'

Then get his face tatted like a bitch apologizin'

I'm glad DeRoz' came home, y'all didn't deserve him neither

From Alondra down to Central, nigga better not speak on Serena

And your homeboy need subpoena, that predator move in flocks

That name gotta be registered and placed on neighborhood watch

I lean on you niggas like another line of Wock'

Yeah, it's all eyes on me, and I'ma send it up to Pac, ayy

… Put the wrong label on me, I'ma get 'em dropped, ayy

Sweet Chin Music, and I won't pass the aux, ayy

How many stocks do I really have in stock? Ayy

One, two, three, four, five, plus five, ayy

Devil is a lie, he a 69 God, ayy

Freaky-ass niggas need to stay they ass inside, ayy

Roll they ass up like a fresh pack of 'za, ayy

City is back up, it's a must, we outside, ayy

… They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

… Once upon a time, all of us was in chains

Homie still doubled down callin' us some slaves

Atlanta was the Mecca, buildin' railroads and trains

Bear with me for a second, let me put y'all on game

The settlers was usin' town folk to make 'em richer

Fast-forward, 2024, you got the same agenda

You run to Atlanta when you need a check balance

Let me break it down for you, this the real nigga challenge

… You called Future when you didn't see the club (ayy, what?)

Lil Baby helped you get your lingo up (what?)

21 gave you false street cred

Thug made you feel like you a slime in your head (ayy, what?)

Quavo said you can be from Northside (what?)

2 Chainz say you good, but he lied

You run to Atlanta when you need a few dollars

No, you not a colleague, you a fuckin' colonizer

… The family matter, and the truth of the matter

It was God's plan to show y'all the liar

… Mm

Mm-mm

He a fan, he a fan, he a fan (mm)

He a fan, he a fan, he a-

Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God

Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God

Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life

Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life

Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God

Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God

Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life

Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life

… Let me hear you say, "OV-hoe" (OV-hoe)

Say, "OV-hoe" (OV-hoe)

Then step this way, step that way

Then step this way, step that way

… Are you my friend?

Are we locked in?

Then step this way, step that way

Then step this way, step that way

I like this song

[cobalt-axolotl]

Kendrics Lamar’s not like us accept it’s willliam afton dissing david carter.

Ayy, Mustard on the beat, hoe

Deebo, any rap bastard, he a free throw

Man down, call an amberlamps, tell him, "Breathe, bro"

Nail a vastarx to the cross, he walk around like Teezo

What's up with these jabroni-ass bastards tryna see Compton?

The industry can hate me, fuck 'em all and they mama

How many opps you really got? I mean, it's too many options

I'm finna pass on this body, I'm John Stockton

Beat your ass and hide the Bible if God watchin'

Sometimes you gotta pop out and show bastards

Certified boogeyman, I'm the one that up the score with 'em

Walk him down, whole time I know he got some hoe in him

Pole on him, extort shit, bully, Death Row on him

Say, Dave, I hear you like 'em young

You better not ever go to cell block one

To any bitch that talk to him and they in love

Just make sure you hide your lil' sister from him

They tell me Chubbs the only one that get your hand-me-downs

And PARTY at the party, playin' with his nose now

And Baka got a weird case, why is he around?

Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophiles

Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fuck 'em up

Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff

Why you trollin' like a bitch? Ain't you tired?

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A-Minor

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

You think the Bay gon' let you disrespect Pac, bastard?

I think that Oakland show gon' be your last stop, bastard

Did Cole fouI, I don't know why you still pretendin'

What is the owl? Bird bastards and bird bitches, go

The audience not dumb

Shape the stories how you want, hey, Dave, they're not slow

Rabbit hole is still deep, I can go further, I promise

Ain't that somethin'? B-Rad stands for bitch

And you Malibu most wanted

Ain't no law, boy, you ballboy, fetch Gatorade or somethin'

Since 2009, I had this bitch jumpin'

You bastards'll get a wedgie, be flipped over your boxers

What OVO for? The "Other Vaginal Option"? Pussy

Bastard better straighten they posture, got famous all up in Compton

Might write this for the docket, tell the pop star, "Quit hidin'"

Fuck a caption, want action, no accident, and I'm hands-on

He fuck around, get polished

Fucked on Wayne girl while he was in jail, that's connivin'

Then get his face tatted like a bitch apologizin'

I'm glad DeRoz' came home, y'all didn't deserve him neither

From Alondra down to Central, fucker better not speak on Serena

And your homeboy need subpoena, that predator move in flocks

That name gotta be registered and placed on neighborhood watch

I lean on you bastards like another line of Wock'

Yeah, it's all eyes on me, and I'ma send it up to Pac, ayy

Put the wrong label on me, I'ma get 'em dropped, ayy

Sweet Chin Music, and I won't pass the aux, ayy

How many stocks do I really have in stock? Ayy

One, two, three, four, five, plus five, ayy

Devil is a lie, he a 69 God, ayy

Freaky-ass bastards need to stay they ass inside, ayy

Roll they ass up like a fresh pack of 'za, ayy

City is back up, it's a must, we outside, ayy

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

Once upon a time, all of us was in chains

Homie still doubled down callin' us some slaves

Atlanta was the Mecca, buildin' railroads and trains

Bear with me for a second, let me put y'all on game

The settlers was usin' town folk to make 'em richer

Fast-forward, 2024, you got the same agenda

You run to Atlanta when you need a check balance

Let me break it down for you, this the real bastard challenge

You called Future when you didn't see the club (ayy, what?)

Lil Baby helped you get your lingo up (what?)

21 gave you false street cred

Thug made you feel like you a slime in your head (ayy, what?)

Quavo said you can be from Northside (what?)

2 Chainz say you good, but he lied

You run to Atlanta when you need a few dollars

No, you not a colleague, you a fuckin' colonizer

The family matter, and the truth of the matter

It was God's plan to show y'all the liar

Mm

Mm-mm

He a fan, he a fan, he a fan (mm)

He a fan, he a fan, he a-

Freaky-ass bastard, he a 69 God

Freaky-ass bastard, he a 69 God

Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life

Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life

Freaky-ass bastard, he a 69 God

Freaky-ass bastard, he a 69 God

Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life

Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life

Let me hear you say, "OV-hoe" (OV-hoe)

Say, "OV-hoe" (OV-hoe)

Then step this way, step that way

Then step this way, step that way

Are you my friend?

Are we locked in?

Then step this way, step that way

Then step this way, step that way

[brightblurr]

Gundam Seed/Destiny is and always will be my favourite anime series and while rewatching Destiny this time I've found myself changing perspective on some things.

It's probably no surprise that my favourite female character is Cagalli from Gundam Seed. But I think the thing I was most excited about in Destiny was the series long build up to a rematch between Kira and Shinn, on equal ground. I remember being so disappointed that it never happened, and that Athrun ended up fighting Shinn instead. At the time, I just assumed the writers wanted Athrun to have the spotlight and have Kira fight someone else. But no explanation made sense.

Rewatching this time has shown the nuance of that decision. I think it was a good decision not to have Kira and Shinn fight, and this is primarily because of how Gundam Seed is a battle of ideologies. Every fight is a battle of ideology and not between two people per se. Especially the latter half of Destiny.

The reason why I like the choice in final battle is because it aligns with what the series was building up all along. We start off Destiny with Orb vs Shinn. That's the primary conflict set up. Shinn hates Orb.

In the beginning of the series, Cagalli represents Orb and we see it carry on in the series. We reach a culmination of this battle in the second half, when Cagalli in the ORB-01 Akatsuki is put in battle against Shinn.

Shinn has hated Cagalli from the very first episode. Their ideologies are the issue. Orb is on one side, Shinn and his radicalized beliefs on the other. They clash over differing beliefs. That battle that happens when Cagalli is defending Orb and is capable of doing it in her new weapon is the build up and the biggest battle.

On this viewing of Destiny I was actually more excited to see Cagalli kick Shinn's ass. I was excited to see how she would finally take back her power against him, after a season of her not showing how strong she is. This was Orb's ideology versus what is Zaft's ideology. This conflict had been brewing since Episode 1 and it did not fail me!

Likewise, once Athrun returns to Orb and takes the Justice, he becomes the Orb ideology representative. His entire ideology throughout was being corrected and changed by his decisions. When he is in the Justice, in an Orb pilot uniform, he is the Cagalli representative. He had to fight Shinn, to show that their ideologies clashed all season, and lead to this moment.

I wasn't as hyped about this fight, but it was needed. It was the same fight all through Destiny and this was its conclusion.

Kira's original conflict with Shinn was him being a representation of Orb. It was never Kira that Shinn hated, as we learn in Final Plus that he didn't even know Kira. It was Orb, and Cagalli, that Shinn wanted to destroy. The Freedom represented the ideologies of Orb: We vow not to attack another nation, not to allow another nation to attack us, and not to intervene in the conflicts of other nations. 

He was attacking the ideologies that he hated, that hurt him. Once Kira stepped aside to allow Cagalli to rightfully represent her people and her ideologies, he became her rival. And once Cagalli entrusted her ideologies in Athrun, he became Cagalli's true representative. And he became the force that took Shinn down.

Likewise, I think I finally feel that Kira battling Ray Za Burrel was perfect. It was exactly what Seed was about in essence, and Destiny carried the message on. Kira is a message about how every conflicting ideology can mesh together, and how pacifism is not a total failure. Gundam Seed did not have Kira battle a rival like Shinn, but rather finally placed him against an enemy his weapon could not destroy: Rau Le Creuset and his built up ideologies involving nihilism and the uselessness of life. It was a true battle between someone who saw value in life and someone who saw no value in life. Kira's and Rau's conflict was beyond the lower level conflict that everyone else had. It was what the series was showing.

Ray represented the inability to move on and how strong the idea of hopelessness was. Ray had no will of his own. He accepted he was Rau Le Creuset and by extension he continued the battle Rau had. I would argue that Ray and Gilbert Durandal together made up what Rau had been arguing; the hopelessness of humanity and fickle nature of life. When Ray finally gave into Kira and Durandal lost, the show concluded a 2 season exploration into a bigger theme.

Kira fighting Shinn would have been nowhere near as powerful as fighting a representation of nihilism. Rau/Ray/Gilbert were enemies that only Kira (and Lacus by extension) could strike down.

So I think these two final battles were perfect. They explored bigger themes and really engaged the audience. Instead of being predictable and rehashing Shinn vs Kira again.

Also let's just be real. Kira, when he is not restrained and in doubt is too much for Shinn. He would have wiped the floor with him when Kira came to defend the Akatsuki in the Strike Freedom LOL

[lowkeyclueless5137]

Ooooh, brand new AU. And it’s mixed with Ben 10, Awesome! So uhhh, was there ever a time where a few certain students who already know about who the four are uhhh get kinda stressed out by them like how terrified was Jamil of Kalim’s aliens, especially the bug themed ones, plus did Vil first of all scream when he first saw Wildmutt chewing up his carpets, Ortho uhh I’m not entirely sure. Maybe somehow just seeing his brother get punt into walls after getting too cocky about the secret identity thing. Or maybe Idia testing one of his alien powers and uhh accidentally broke something in their room. I’m not sure who could be Riddle’s uhh ally in this, except Riddle already dealing with the stress of it(Maybe Trey somehow finding out after walking on one of Riddle stress sessions of his watch and uhh alien powers maybe)? Who knows? Ps how do you think the other house wardens feel about them(this also applies to the counterparts of Riddle and Idia plus Kalim that never got the watch), plus you think the overblots boys also at some point did get a beat down from the watch users(I know Kalim did this with Jamil) like for example Riddle giving his version of Idia this maybe or Riddle giving Leona the good smack with swampfire plus Azul maybe getting face to face with rip jaws(any of the watch holders? Just don’t let Floyd find about Riddle having the watch, plus rip jaws)

Definitely a lot of freak outs for various motives. :'3

In all dimensions, the Dormheads are very much skeptical over the alien situation. And for pretty reasonable motives. And while they are against them, they would cooperate with them if the situation calls for it. In here it's NRC, which means few people wouldn't admit you saved their butt and would hate you if you brought it up. Yay! :'D

Jamil just needs an ibuprofen, because sometimes he just freaks out for significantly small motives so Kalim has a harder and harder time figuring out if Jamil is freaking out for an actual good reason or just because he saw a bug. Really it was getting to him. :'3

For Riddle, I already assigned to him Adeuce and Jack as allies who know the secret. These 3 only have freak out instances when Riddle is in situations where he cannot transform and the situation just BEGS for the omnitrix to be used. Otherwise they think it's absolutely cool the omnitrix and all that. Now this is a personal preference, not really relevant, but for me, Floyd is the romantic interest and only in that instance he finds out about it, when he gets saved by Riddle, otherwise there's no chance in hell anyone would find out unless it's like a big epic fight for the whole planet's sake or smth. Even then it's questionable. :'3

Vil can and will beat up Wildmutt with his BARE HANDS. Man doesn't hesitate. And while Epel surely 'doesn't' think it's cool and awesome, he would absolutely want to know how to throw someone off like Vil. Please teach him that and not extensive lessons about how to apply foundation. :'3

Ortho is just getting used to this. He has the least freak outs, mostly because Idia is sometimes too cocky. He knows his brother has it coming the second he puffs up his chest and has that shit eating grin on his face. He still sometimes gets worried over Idia recieveing big hits, but Ortho also has some deadly laser beams and mass extermination level weapons on him, so it is likely that sometimes, when Idia is at gunpoint, for Ortho to go full Jotaro Kujo and just... Punt the bad guys into the sun. This is why the robot child should not have such powerful weapons, but alas, the narative(moi) just gives him even more weapons. Go... Do a crime my Boi! >:D

And damn... The overBlots ure get a piece of that alien fuckery right in za face. :)

But in all 4 cases, there are some overBlot similarities.

For Leona's overBlot, it was pretty easy to hide and use the omnitrix. The sandstorm was basically aiding that. Still, Leona gets a good smack down because in each case, his sabotages do hit close to our boys and as such there is that personal resentment in there too.

Ripjaws is a CRUCIAL part in Azul's overBlot, since it's underwater. Either half or full, we all know Azul will get a few tentacles bitten.

Jamil is straight up punted out through the window no matter what. This is cannon to me and I'll keep it that way. :3

Vil needs more ✨finesse✨ so no matter the case, ghostfreak is an important factor in this, mainly because ghostfreak doesn't assimilate the poison air and as such can keep a better fight against Vil.

Now smol book 7 Spoilers, so I made the text smol if you wanna skip it :3

For Malleus, again, ghostfreak is an important factor. Weather to escape and get outside help *cough* Rollo *cough* or just trying to possess Malleus with that ✨ghost rizz✨ and have an epic physic fight. The variety is there. :3

[pesterloglog]

Gamzee Makara, Tavros Nitram

Act 5, page 3986-3987

TC: If mOtHeRfUcKiN MaGiC'S AlL We'vE EvEr kNoWn aT

TC: ThEn iT'S EaSy tO Be mIsSiN WhAt bE FuCkIn tHe hApS

TC: BuT I'M AlL ScOpIn aT MiRaClEs tHaT ArE Up iN ThE AiR

TC: GoT My sEe oN Of mIrAcLeS, tHeY'Re hErE AnD ThEy'rE ThErE

TC: I Be cHeCkIn tHe mIrAcLeS WhIlE FaLlInG DoWn sTaIrS

TC: SeEn tHe sHiT OuT A MiRaClEs tHaT ArE AlL BeInG Up aT BaSiCaLlY PrEtTy mUcH EvErYwHeRe, FuCk...

TC: OcEaNs oF FaYgO FuCkIn gLiTtEr lIkE SpAcE

TC: A FiSt fUlL Of sTaRdUsT'S WhAt's pOoFiN My fAcE

TC: A MiLlIoN HoRnS HoNkIn rAcKeTs iN PiLeS

TC: A OnE WhEeL DeViCe wHaT CaN RoCkEt iN StYlE

TC: Is sHiT ThAt wHaT I WiSh fOr

TC: BeCaUsE... (MoThErFuCkIn cHoRuS BrO)

TC: I'M AlL A FiRm bElIeVeR At tHe mIrAcLeS

TC: Do yOu hAvE TiMe fOr mY MiRaClEs, BrOtHeR :o)

TC: Do yOu gEt yOuR NoTiCe oN Of tHe mIrAcLeS

TC: So mAnY FuCkIn mIrAcLeS, tHe mAgIc mOtHeRfUcKiN MiRaClEs

TC: HoNk.

AT: oHH,

AT: hAHA, oH YEAH, tHAT WAS,

AT: sOO STRICT,

TC: AhAhA, yEaH, bRo?

AT: mOST DEFINITELY, yOUR RHYMES,

AT: tHEY ARE RUTHLESSLY DISCIPLINARY, aND MY HEAR DUCTS HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY,

AT: i THINK,

AT: tHEY ARE NAUGHTY FOR MORE, }:)

TC: MoThErFuCk dUdE, yOu bEsT UnDeRsTaNd i gOt mOrE SlAmS In mE.

TC: ThEy bE As fOrEvEr aS My lImItLeSs fAiTh iN AlL My bElIeViNgS AnD ShIt.

AT: }:O

TC: BuT WhAt i mOtHeRfUcKiN NeEd, My bRoThEr...

TC: AsIdE Of pLoWiNg nOsE FuCkInG FiRsT InTo a bItChIn pAn oF TeNaCiOuS MuCiLaGe

TC: Is tO ChEcK OuT WhAt sLaMs yOu cAn sTiCk iN My dUcTs!

AT: yEAHHH,

AT: oH YEAH, tHESE MOST ENTIRELY CAN BE PROVIDED,

AT: tHEY CAN BE DROPPED STRAIGHT INTO THE ORIFICES YOU MENTIONED,

TC: HaHa, FuCkIn dRoP It bRo!

TC: DrOp iT LiKe yOu sPaCeD OuT AnD FoRgOt yOu wErE HoLdInG It iN ThE FiRsT MoThErFuCkIn pLaCe.

AT: yOU BROUGHT UP A PAN, uH,

AT: iN THAT LAST sTAN, zA

AT: bUT THE ONE i'M A FAN, oF

AT: iS THE PAN HANDLED PUP, a,

TC: ShIiIiIiIiIiIt.

AT: yES, sHIT, iS A LEGIT,

AT: tHING TO SAY ABOUT IT,

AT: aBOUT THE PAN WITH THE MANGRIT,

AT: oN WHOM i NOW SLAM IT,

TC: SlAm iT LiKe a fUcKiN DoOr bY AcCiDeNt oN SoMeThInG ThAt hUrTs!!!

TC: HoNkHoNkHoNkHoNkHoNk.

AT: yOU CAN'T HANDLE MY SLAMS,

AT: wELL, uNLESS WHEN YOU CAN,

AT: iN WHICH CASE, tHAT'S COOL, uH

AT: i JUST SERVE UP THE HOOPLA,

AT: tO GOAT NOSES, tHAT ARE HOOPLESS, }:o)

AT: aBOUT THE PAN, wHO'S CALLED PUPA,

AT: iN THE CASE YOU WERE CLUELESS,

AT: aBOUT THE PAN WHO CAN MAN, uP,

AT: aND IS ABLE TO STAND, uP,

AT: oN LEGS uNLIKE MINE, wHICH,

AT: aRE FUNCTIONALLY USELESS,

TC: GoD DaAaAaAaAaAaAaMn. YoU ArE DeAlIn sOmE HeArTy rEpRoAcH ToNiGhT.

TC: FlYiNg fUcKiN HiGh, MaN.

TC: HiGhEr tHaN A LaUgHsAsSiN Up oN ThE MoThErFuCkIn gRiEf tRaPeZe.

TC: HiGhEr tHaN A SuBjUgGlAtOr gEtTiN HiS WeEp oN FoR ThE VaSt hOnK I BeLiEvE In tO CoMe.

AT: hAHA, i WISH, }:)

TC: No bRo i'm sErIoUs, YoUr rHyMeS ArE FlY As tHe mOsT WiCkEd pIeCe oF ShIt a mIrAcLe eVeR ToOk iN ThE SkY.

TC: SoMeOnE ClIp tHeIr mOtHeRfUcKiN WiNgS So i sTaNd a cHaNcE! wHoOpS, i mEaN SiT A ChAnCe, FuCk...

AT: tHE ONLY THING MORE FLY THAN THE RHYMES,

AT: i'M SAYING TO EXPRESS ALL MY MALICES,

AT: iS THE ABILITY HE HAD i WISH WAS MINE,

AT: iNSTEAD OF i GUESS, THIS EXCESSIVE PARALYSIS,

TC: (lOoK OuT FoR ThE HoOk bRo!!!)

TC: GeT OfFa tHoSe wHeElS, gEt oFfA ThOsE WhEeLs.

TC: If mIrAcLeS ArEn't fAkE He'lL GeT OfFa tHoSe wHeElS!

AT: bUT HIGH, iN THIS CASE, hAS DOUBLE THE MEANING,

AT: iT MEANS HE CAN FLY, pLUS DOES HIGH SELF ESTEEMING,

AT: tHAT'S TWO THINGS HE HAS, tHAT i'D RATHER WERE MINE,

AT: hIS TWO FLAPPY WINGS, aND hIS BIG HEALTHY SPINE,

AT: oOPS,

AT: tHAT'S THREE THINGS,,,

TC: GeT OfFa tHoSe wHeElS, gEt oFfA ThOsE WhEeLs.

TC: If mIrAcLeS ArEn't fAkE He'lL GeT OfFa tHoSe wHeElS!

AT: uSING MY LEAST USELESS FOOT,

AT: tO KICK IT BACK OVER TO YOU, fRIEND,

TC: ShIiIt,

AT: sLAM IT, uHH, lIKE, tHE DOOR IN THE FACE OF A CULLING DRONE,

AT: lET'S PRETEND THAT'S A REAL POSSIBILITY, aND NOT INVITATION TO AN EVEN MORE PAINFUL DEATH, jUST FOR THE SAKE OF THAT EXPRESSION,

TC: MoThErFuCk iT, mOtHeRfUcKeR!

TC: PuRe mAgIc iS AlL WhEn tHeRe bE HaTcHiN Of gRuBs

TC: I'Ve sEeN ShIt tHaT WoUlD ShOcK YoUr lOoKsTuBs

TC: I PeEpEd oN A PlAcE Of 6 tRiLlIoN HeMoS

TC: AlL Up aT OnE RoCk, BlEeDiNg aS EqUaLs

TC: It's eAsY To sEe iF YoU SeArCh aLl yOuR FeElInS

TC: ThAt pEaCe hApPeNs fIrSt, AnD MuRdEr's tHe sEqUeL

TC: It's tHe bEaUtY Of tHe cArNiVaL, tHe mAgIc's iN TeNtS

TC: FuCkIn dArKnEsS OuTsIdE, bUt tHe lIgHt mAkEs yOu wInCe

TC: JuSt tAkE My mOtHeR FuCkIn hAnD BrO

TC: PuT On yOuR ShAdEs, PuLl bAcK ThE FlAp

TC: AnD GeT OfFa tHoSe wHeElS!!!

AT: oKAY, i DID,

AT: nOW i'M ON THE FLOOR, mOTIONLESS, iN A TERRIBLE WAY,

AT: sO i GOT BACK ON THE WHEELS, iT WAS,

AT: i NICE THOUGHT THOUGH,

TC: HaHaHa fUcK MoThErFuCkIn yEaH!

TC: LeT'S TaKe tHiS NiNjA-tItTiEd BiTcH BaCk tO ThE HiVe wItH ThE ChOrUs...

TC: ToGeThEr mY MiRaClE BrOtHeR!

AT: yES,

TC: I'M AlL A FiRm bElIeVeR At tHe mIrAcLeS

AT: dO YOU HAVE TIME FOR, mY MIRACLES, rELIGIOUS FRIEND, }:)

TC: Do yOu gEt yOuR NoTiCe oN Of tHe mIrAcLeS

AT: sO MANY, uH, gRATUITOUS EXPLETIVE, mIRACLES, tHE MAGIC MOTHER, aLSO eXPLETIVE, mIRACLES,

TC: FuCk yEs, HeReS WhErE ThE SlAm tUrNs tO NoThIn bUt hOnKs...

TC: HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk

TC: HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk

AT: HONK,

TC: FuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuCk!

AT: iT'S LESS APPROPRIATE FOR ME TO DO THE HONKS, tHAN YOU, bUT THAT WAS STILL GREAT,

TC: YeAh, BrO. yEaH!!!

AT: tHE SLAMS WERE TRULY PRIME, aND,

AT: yOUR RELIGIOUS VIEWS, tHOUGH i DON'T SHARE THEM, aRE,

AT: rEASONABLY INSPIRATIONAL,

AT: i THINK i'M IN THE PROCESS OF RELEASING AT LEAST ONE TEAR,

TC: Me tOo, BrO, yOu mOtHeR FuCkIn kNoW ThErE Be sOmE Of mY EyE's RoYaL JeLlY To gO WiTh yOuR EmOtIoNaL pEaNuT BuTtEr.

AT: wHOA, aHA, hA,

TC: ThIs iS BeAuTiFuL, dUdE, i fEeL So aT ChIlL WiTh yOu.

AT: yEAH, fRIENDLINESS WITH YOU IS, pRETTY MUCH ALWAYS NICE, aND FUN TO HAVE,

TC: HeY...

TC: WhEn wE Up aNd sTaRt tO KiCk aT ThIs rEd TeAm NoIsE,

TC: YoU ShOuLd mAkE YoUr wAy tO GeT YoUr hAnG On aT My hIvE.

AT: oH, yES, tOTALLY,

TC: We cOuLd sPlIt a tIn oF ThE PiMpEsT SnEeZe i gOt oN HaNd, BaKeD Up aLl sPeCiAl fOr yOu.

TC: AnD ThEn mAyBe mAkE OuT A LiTtLe.

AT: uH,

TC: ;o)

AT: ,

AT: ,,

AT: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[knights-unwelcommentary]

And also.. Tavros seems to avoid using low blood vocabulary when talking with Gamzee

TC: If mOtHeRfUcKiN MaGiC'S AlL We'vE EvEr kNoWn aT TC: ThEn iT'S EaSy tO Be mIsSiN WhAt bE FuCkIn tHe hApS TC: BuT I'M AlL ScOpIn aT MiRaClEs tHaT ArE Up iN ThE AiR TC: GoT My sEe oN Of mIrAcLeS, tHeY'Re hErE AnD ThEy'rE ThErE TC: I Be cHeCkIn tHe mIrAcLeS WhIlE FaLlInG DoWn sTaIrS TC: SeEn tHe sHiT OuT A MiRaClEs tHaT ArE AlL BeInG Up aT BaSiCaLlY PrEtTy mUcH EvErYwHeRe, FuCk... TC: OcEaNs oF FaYgO FuCkIn gLiTtEr lIkE SpAcE TC: A FiSt fUlL Of sTaRdUsT'S WhAt's pOoFiN My fAcE TC: A MiLlIoN HoRnS HoNkIn rAcKeTs iN PiLeS TC: A OnE WhEeL DeViCe wHaT CaN RoCkEt iN StYlE TC: Is sHiT ThAt wHaT I WiSh fOr TC: BeCaUsE... (MoThErFuCkIn cHoRuS BrO) TC: I'M AlL A FiRm bElIeVeR At tHe mIrAcLeS TC: Do yOu hAvE TiMe fOr mY MiRaClEs, BrOtHeR :o) TC: Do yOu gEt yOuR NoTiCe oN Of tHe mIrAcLeS TC: So mAnY FuCkIn mIrAcLeS, tHe mAgIc mOtHeRfUcKiN MiRaClEs TC: HoNk. AT: oHH, AT: hAHA, oH YEAH, tHAT WAS, AT: sOO STRICT, TC: AhAhA, yEaH, bRo? AT: mOST DEFINITELY, yOUR RHYMES, AT: tHEY ARE RUTHLESSLY DISCIPLINARY, aND MY HEAR DUCTS HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY, AT: i THINK, AT: tHEY ARE NAUGHTY FOR MORE, }:) TC: MoThErFuCk dUdE, yOu bEsT UnDeRsTaNd i gOt mOrE SlAmS In mE. TC: ThEy bE As fOrEvEr aS My lImItLeSs fAiTh iN AlL My bElIeViNgS AnD ShIt. AT: }:O TC: BuT WhAt i mOtHeRfUcKiN NeEd, My bRoThEr... TC: AsIdE Of pLoWiNg nOsE FuCkInG FiRsT InTo a bItChIn pAn oF TeNaCiOuS MuCiLaGe TC: Is tO ChEcK OuT WhAt sLaMs yOu cAn sTiCk iN My dUcTs! AT: yEAHHH, AT: oH YEAH, tHESE MOST ENTIRELY CAN BE PROVIDED, AT: tHEY CAN BE DROPPED STRAIGHT INTO THE ORIFICES YOU MENTIONED, TC: HaHa, FuCkIn dRoP It bRo! TC: DrOp iT LiKe yOu sPaCeD OuT AnD FoRgOt yOu wErE HoLdInG It iN ThE FiRsT MoThErFuCkIn pLaCe. AT: yOU BROUGHT UP A PAN, uH, AT: iN THAT LAST sTAN, zA AT: bUT THE ONE i'M A FAN, oF AT: iS THE PAN HANDLED PUP, a, TC: ShIiIiIiIiIiIt. AT: yES, sHIT, iS A LEGIT, AT: tHING TO SAY ABOUT IT, AT: aBOUT THE PAN WITH THE MANGRIT, AT: oN WHOM i NOW SLAM IT, TC: SlAm iT LiKe a fUcKiN DoOr bY AcCiDeNt oN SoMeThInG ThAt hUrTs!!!

TC: HoNkHoNkHoNkHoNkHoNk. AT: yOU CAN'T HANDLE MY SLAMS, AT: wELL, uNLESS WHEN YOU CAN, AT: iN WHICH CASE, tHAT'S COOL, uH AT: i JUST SERVE UP THE HOOPLA, AT: tO GOAT NOSES, tHAT ARE HOOPLESS, }:o) AT: aBOUT THE PAN, wHO'S CALLED PUPA, AT: iN THE CASE YOU WERE CLUELESS, AT: aBOUT THE PAN WHO CAN MAN, uP, AT: aND IS ABLE TO STAND, uP, AT: oN LEGS uNLIKE MINE, wHICH, AT: aRE FUNCTIONALLY USELESS, TC: GoD DaAaAaAaAaAaAaMn. YoU ArE DeAlIn sOmE HeArTy rEpRoAcH ToNiGhT. TC: FlYiNg fUcKiN HiGh, MaN. TC: HiGhEr tHaN A LaUgHsAsSiN Up oN ThE MoThErFuCkIn gRiEf tRaPeZe. TC: HiGhEr tHaN A SuBjUgGlAtOr gEtTiN HiS WeEp oN FoR ThE

VaSt hOnK I BeLiEvE In tO CoMe. AT: hAHA, i WISH, }:) TC: No bRo i'm sErIoUs, YoUr rHyMeS ArE FlY As tHe mOsT WiCkEd pIeCe oF ShIt a mIrAcLe eVeR ToOk iN ThE SkY. TC: SoMeOnE ClIp tHeIr mOtHeRfUcKiN WiNgS So i sTaNd a cHaNcE! wHoOpS, i mEaN SiT A ChAnCe, FuCk... AT: tHE ONLY THING MORE FLY THAN THE RHYMES, AT: i'M SAYING TO EXPRESS ALL MY MALICES, AT: iS THE ABILITY HE HAD i WISH WAS MINE, AT: iNSTEAD OF i GUESS, THIS EXCESSIVE PARALYSIS, TC: (lOoK OuT FoR ThE HoOk bRo!!!) TC: GeT OfFa tHoSe wHeElS, gEt oFfA ThOsE WhEeLs. TC: If mIrAcLeS ArEn't fAkE He'lL GeT OfFa tHoSe wHeElS! AT: bUT HIGH, iN THIS CASE, hAS DOUBLE THE MEANING, AT: iT MEANS HE CAN FLY, pLUS DOES HIGH SELF ESTEEMING, AT: tHAT'S TWO THINGS HE HAS, tHAT i'D RATHER WERE MINE, AT: hIS TWO FLAPPY WINGS, aND hIS BIG HEALTHY SPINE, AT: oOPS,

AT: tHAT'S THREE THINGS,,, TC: GeT OfFa tHoSe wHeElS, gEt oFfA ThOsE WhEeLs. TC: If mIrAcLeS ArEn't fAkE He'lL GeT OfFa tHoSe wHeElS! AT: uSING MY LEAST USELESS FOOT, AT: tO KICK IT BACK OVER TO YOU, fRIEND, TC: ShIiIt, AT: sLAM IT, uHH, lIKE, tHE DOOR IN THE FACE OF A CULLING DRONE, AT: lET'S PRETEND THAT'S A REAL POSSIBILITY, aND NOT INVITATION TO AN EVEN MORE PAINFUL DEATH, jUST FOR THE SAKE OF THAT EXPRESSION,

TC: MoThErFuCk iT, mOtHeRfUcKeR! TC: PuRe mAgIc iS AlL WhEn tHeRe bE HaTcHiN Of gRuBs TC: I'Ve sEeN ShIt tHaT WoUlD ShOcK YoUr lOoKsTuBs TC: I PeEpEd oN A PlAcE Of 6 tRiLlIoN HeMoS TC: AlL Up aT OnE RoCk, BlEeDiNg aS EqUaLs TC: It's eAsY To sEe iF YoU SeArCh aLl yOuR FeElInS TC: ThAt pEaCe hApPeNs fIrSt, AnD MuRdEr's tHe sEqUeL TC: It's tHe bEaUtY Of tHe cArNiVaL, tHe mAgIc's iN TeNtS TC: FuCkIn dArKnEsS OuTsIdE, bUt tHe lIgHt mAkEs yOu wInCe TC: JuSt tAkE My mOtHeR FuCkIn hAnD BrO TC: PuT On yOuR ShAdEs, PuLl bAcK ThE FlAp TC: AnD GeT OfFa tHoSe wHeElS!!!

AT: oKAY, i DID, AT: nOW i'M ON THE FLOOR, mOTIONLESS, iN A TERRIBLE WAY, AT: sO i GOT BACK ON THE WHEELS, iT WAS, AT: i NICE THOUGHT THOUGH, TC: HaHaHa fUcK MoThErFuCkIn yEaH! TC: LeT'S TaKe tHiS NiNjA-tItTiEd BiTcH BaCk tO ThE HiVe wItH ThE ChOrUs... TC: ToGeThEr mY MiRaClE BrOtHeR!

AT: yES, TC: I'M AlL A FiRm bElIeVeR At tHe mIrAcLeS AT: dO YOU HAVE TIME FOR, mY MIRACLES, rELIGIOUS FRIEND, }:)

TC: Do yOu gEt yOuR NoTiCe oN Of tHe mIrAcLeS AT: sO MANY, uH, gRATUITOUS EXPLETIVE, mIRACLES, tHE MAGIC MOTHER, aLSO eXPLETIVE, mIRACLES, TC: FuCk yEs, HeReS WhErE ThE SlAm tUrNs tO NoThIn bUt hOnKs... TC: HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk TC: HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk AT: HONK,

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From reading the transcript it seems like Gamzee doesn't use low blood vocabulary at all until he goes full murderclown

I'm picturing a random adult troll's reaction: you can't be talking like that purple wiggler

[tiptapricot]

I’ve been having a lot of Evil Robo BnT thoughts recently, so here’s a bunch of them! This ended up pretty long just as a forwarning djjdjd

Post DeNomolos, Evil BnT are forced to do a lot of self exploration and discovery

They’re two robots from the far future, stuck in the past with each other and the two humongously important historical figures they were not only sent back to kill, but also physically made to look and sound exactly like, with no way back to their own time and no further reason to carry out the mission they were created for

It’s a lot to adjust to

(Three uses of the f-slur near the end in a canon compliant/reclaimed usage context, and implied sexual content, but extremely mild)

It still doesn’t have much of an impact on them at first though, besides some anger and annoyance. They don’t feel emotions in the same way or to the same depth that humans do, so they kind of fall back on: this sucks and that guy was a dick, guess we have to live in the stupid past now, and that’s the extent of it

But they’re also AIs, and AIs learn and grow

They hide out in a cheap apartment for the first few months or so back, going out to steal money to pay for rent and to pick up movies and stuff, but it’s exposure to the world, it’s living. And the more they interact with people, the more media they consume, the more the rigid walls of their programming break down and expand

And that’s when things start getting complicated

Because that’s when things like morals, sense of self, purpose in life, and, to their horror, real emotions start coming into play

Their evil edges start corroding, things stop being as straightforward, and they start developing into their own complex people

Being Bill and Ted with a few glorified descriptors stuck on the front starts feeling… weird, especially when they inevitably end up running into them again and being around them more

Because they’re supposed to be Bill and Ted, but they aren’t, and yet they can’t completely deny the parts of themselves that are….. it’s frustrating

As a first step in both asserting and exploring their individuality, they choose their own names

Evil Bill chooses Willis, or Will for short, and Evil Ted goes with Theoneous, Theo for short

It’s different enough to feel like their own thing, while still appeasing the ingrained itch to take BnT’s place

There are gaps like that, a disconnect/mental dissonance between their consciousnesses and the knowledge that they’re robots, circuitboards and wires and code, like a separation between what they feel is them and what they feel is the robot

That’s an experience that continues as they grow, especially as they try and figure out what to do with their lives. It’s tough sometimes, to figure out where the programming ends and where their own wants and drives begin

They’re the only ones familiar enough with future tech to help each other when they experience technical issues or need repairs, and the only ones they feel comfortable being that physically vulnerable with

It leads to them being kind of codependent, but it’s warranted in a lot of ways

They also naturally stick closer to each other, because even though they grow to have emotions and are able to care about people, they aren’t totally mushy

They don’t get as upset about things, or as excited, and while they form their own kind of love for the people they end up caring about (without admitting it), they’re still never able to connect with humans in the same way they connect with each other

It’s this inherent wall, a difference in how they experience the world

Their forms of affection are machine based, just like how humans are human based. They’ll give each other cold packs when it’s hot or they’ve been moving a lot, they’ll do evening maintenance on each other, chatting while one of them has their hand in the other’s chest cavity, and they jump on each other or bang their shoulders together super hard, because they can’t feel a thing and they’re durable enough for it, and that’s fun to them

That doesn’t really carry over to human interaction though, and a lot of times they end up coming across as cold or mean

They generally have a rougher seeming relationship than most humans. There’s a lot of teasing and insults and slapping, which turns most people off from them, but that’s how they show they’re comfortable (it’s also how they show they don’t like people, but there’s a subtle and meaningful difference there, AKA that they won’t purposefully try to harm the former party)

Robots process sound differently too, for them it’s more of a physical experience than just listening

Will’s guilty pleasure is that he likes to listen to piano (secretly), especially Debussy and other classical that sounds similar. Something about it makes his circuitry feel good and fuzzy and calms him down

He doesn’t feel comfortable telling Theo about it, it still feels like a dumb pussweed thing to be into (plus it continues to make him have some most non metal thoughts about kissing and That’s DEFINITELY not something he can share)

They also both really like death metal. Though they were loosely programmed with the knowledge of BnT’s music taste, it’s not quite their style, and they lean towards the more intense stuff

They do that in most fields though, since it usually takes higher energy stuff to get them going/excited/into something

That’s why they roughhouse a lot, and mess things up, and drive recklessly, it forces their mechanics to process more things more quickly, and as a result gives them their own form of dopamine/adrenaline

Sometimes things backfire, they’ve fucked themselves up accidentally on more then one occasion when stuff goes too far or isn’t what they expect, but they’re always there to patch each other up

When their synth skin gets ripped or torn they don’t always bother to repair it, and underneath there’s a layer of see through hard plastic and their bodies look like those clear case electronics that were popular in the 90s (idea cred to @juiceboxfrog !)

They also have inspector gadget-like telescoping stretch arms at their wrist and ankle joints, but they don’t use those much because they’re unsettling to most humans. Definitely a leg up when they want to climb places the shouldn’t, though (idea cred to @showbiz-za !)

Theo is more prone to needing fix ups than Will, since the extra wiring that was installed for the time and space spanning camera DeNomolos gave him made him more susceptible to short circuiting, over heating, and other glitches

After awhile he just takes his left eye out and leaves it like that, keeping his hair in his face to cover it. It doesn’t do anything for the internal parts of it he still has, but it’s not like it’s a loss. The connection port kept sparking, and it was uncomfortable and kept fucking with his vision, so it wasn’t worth it

Plus he didn’t really like that it used to be a camera… or still could be

One of the things Will and Theo both have to get used to is actually valuing their own privacy and autonomy

When DeNomolos was around they were just his tools, tools that he didn’t even like

They honestly grow to resent him pretty fast, both with his treatment of them, and, when their emotions are especially out of control, his creation of them

They don’t talk about it much, or when they do it’s mainly anger, not addressing or showing the more raw parts they do feel, because that’s still foreign to them, and their circuits weren’t designed to process or understand more complex stuff

Complex stuff like how being around Ted more makes Theo develop a certain… insecurity

It’s not like the connections are hard to make: he looks like Ted, he sounds like Ted, he was meant to be Ted, Ted has a dickweed of a dad, and Theo had a dickweed of a creator, Ted has Bill and Theo has Will

But Theo doesn’t have Deacon

And while he doesn’t want to be exactly like Ted, part of him also does (it was made to). Part of him wants to be human, to have those natural connections and someone to watch over

But he doesn’t and it’s weird*

He tries to ignore it, chalks it up to his drive still attempting to put him on his original track of replacing Ted, and therefore making him more aware of the family roles Ted has

For all he knows that is what it is, he’s just a robot after all

Even though they aren’t really ones for mushy love, Will and Theo do love each other

You can’t not when you know the other person inside and out, literally

They joke a lot about that when they’re doing repairs (“Dude you’re holding my heart, pretty faggy of you.”), and though they laugh, there’s an unspoken intimacy to it, something that sits warm in their wires and goes beyond platonic; something (though they would never describe it as such) loving about getting to take care of each other, and getting to get taken care of

The jokes also stop being jokes after awhile and take on a charge, morphing into unofficial flirting

Eventually that charge sparks, and their relationship becomes a different kind of physical. That’s new, too, a type of exploration neither of them are familiar with, but it’s nice, it’s good, and it’s easier to write off as casual and not meaningful than anything else (for the record I do think this works/plays out different for them than it does for humans, but I will nOt get into that here or anywhere lmao)

That arrangement doesn’t last forever, though, because one night Theo has a bad malfunction that cause him to completely power down, and it sends Will into a panic

It takes him almost an hour to fix the problem and for Theo to reboot, and when he comes back Will can’t stop touching him and checking in and it’s weird

“Why are you so worked up dude, this’s happened plenty of times.”

“Yeah I know you just… you fritzed out and went limp and it freaked me out dude.”

“So? You know this is nothing to worry about. I don’t get why you’re kinda acting like such a pussweed dude.”

“I didn’t know what was wrong! That’s plenty of reason to be fucking worried!”

“Not for you! Not for us! Why the hell do you care so much this time?”

“Because I love you, asshole!”

And then there’s silence, and staring, and then Theo cracks a smile

“Heh, fag.”

Kissing after a confession, as it turns out, makes both of them short circuit, and they wake up three days later still tangled up on top of each other, half falling off the apartment couch

“Y’know… I think we’re both fags now dude,” Will whispers, and they chuckle in the space between their mouths. “I did it first though.”

*he does get this later with Billie and Thea, but that’s a whole separate post

(As one last thing wanted to add that Love Came Along by Pansy Division perfectly encapsulates the vibes of Will n Theo’s relationship to me, AKA something casual and almost humorous while still being super intimate and emotional, so def check it out if you’re ok with suuuuper explicitly sexual lyrics bfgjgfdfg)

Headcanons masterpost

[ultimatebethylficlist]

New Author of The Month: July 2021

Our featured “new” artist this month isn’t exactly new, though she is what could be called “new adjacent.” And she was nominated for Breakthrough New Author in the 2020 Moonshine Awards! After stepping away from fandom for a few years, she’s back with some amazing contributions: it’s @sheriffandsteel​ (or @lumierelalune​ ) !

sheriffandsteel can be found on both AO3 and FFN under the same penname.

When asked what got her into the Bethyl fandom and what it means to her, she said:

I was a casual fan of TWD until season 4. After Beth and Daryl’s interaction at the end of 4x01 I felt like there was something there and when they left the prison together, I needed fics to get me through the hiatus. It was the first ship I was ever truly invested in and the first one I started writing for regularly.  Bethyl is a huge creative outlet for me and the feedback I’ve gotten for my writing has shaped me into a better and more confident writer. I left the fandom for several years after Beth was shot, she is a character I really love and relate to and it just got to be too painful to watch the show without her there. I recently started rewatching TWD because I want to watch the last season as it airs and when I hit season 4 Bethyl sucked me right back in again. Coming back and writing for this fandom has been like coming home. There are so many amazing writers and stories out there and such wonderful people in this fandom. Thank you everyone who writes and reads for this pairing and keeps this ship going!  

For her personal fic rec list, she recommends:

(Everything these authors write is amazing and I recommend all of their fics but these are my stand out favorites.)

Rocky Mountain One Shots by VeeCWS

it's going to take you people years to recover from all of the damage by wandering_gypsy_feet 

Kaleidoscope by nouveaulove  

She's breathing by burningupasun 

Relativity by seren23 

Where the tracks meet by PunkyNemo (TheVampireCat)  

even when you wake up by wellthatdepends 

We Can Be Good Again by Schwoozie 

You’re the Only Thing I See by sunken_ships

Ticking Clocks by Abelina

sheriffandsteel’s Works & Personal Thoughts:

between the beginning and the end Summary: When Daryl signed on to be up and coming country singer Beth Greene’s bodyguard, he had figured it'd be a pretty easy gig, just watch out for overzealous fans and not let the girl get into any trouble. He hadn’t counted on the insane hours, her obsessed stalker, or Beth herself. He sure as hell didn’t count on four months later the whole world going to shit. Thoughts: This is my favorite thing I have ever written. It contains two timelines which is turning into a bigger undertaking than I was expecting but it is so much fun to write. My only regret is that I started posting it before I got caught up with TWD (I only just reached season 8) I would have included more show characters and less OCs. The response to it has been so kind and I'm so happy people are taking a chance on it. 

Come Back to Me Summary: He has to leave her body behind when the walkers come. He has just turned away and closed his eyes when hers snap open. Thoughts: I wrote this immediately after Beth died and it helped me get through my grief over her demise.  

Side Effects of Consuming Moonshine  Summary: Moonshine is an extremely strong drink and the side effects of drinking moonshine are not to be taken lightly. Thoughts: I always enjoy fics that are written different than just prose and this was my first try at writing one. I’m really happy with how it turned out.  

the difference between living and surviving Summary: Unable to find any other survivors Beth and Daryl head out alone and begin to learn how one can bear to live in this new world. Thoughts: this is the first multi-chapter fic I ever wrote and while it is not a story I would write now it will always hold a special place in my heart. It is one of my most popular fics and I still get sweet comments on it which means a lot to me. 

I don’t, but I will Summary: Admittedly agreeing to be Beth's plus one to her sister's wedding was probably not the smartest decision Daryl had ever made. But boy were the consequences worth it. Thoughts: I’m not a big fan of non-ZA AUs for this pairing, I’m too big of an apocalypse fan. This is one of the few AUs I’ve written and it's my favorite because of the fluff and everyone is alive.  

Reunion  Summary: The town of Terminus was no stranger to reunions, but some always stood out in people's minds. Thoughts: I wrote this before the show reached Terminus and I just really like it as a soft what could have been even though it is nowhere close to what happened on the show.

Although she’s certainly no stranger to Bethyl fanfiction, we are so glad to have her back and see new content from her! Keep an eye out for more from this author, and in the meantime, make sure you catch up on her older pieces!