#this is absolutely not me trying to force my hc on anyone this is just how i justify the characters in my head
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tenderjock · 4 months ago
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things i strongly headcanon re: agent carter trio families include: jack being the rural rich midwestern dead-middle child of five boys who all went into the navy and a mom who had severe post partum depression and was loving, and actually favored him the most of all her boys, but was mostly absent for much of his life;
daniel being a nice portuguese catholic boy from suburban NJ and having three older sisters and a single dad, bc his mom died giving birth to him, who all tried their best to support the baby of the family when he came home from war with no leg and a chip on his shoulder;
and peggy not hating her family, not even wanting to cut her family off, but finding herself unable to talk to her parents without feeling infuriated and/or close to tears after michael died and they objected to her doing the only thing she felt would give life - not just her life, but life in general - meaning.
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lilacliquors · 2 months ago
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kinktober day six: forced orgasms
pairing: steve rogers x reader
word count: 807
notes: happy day six! if there's one thing i love, it's imagining steve rogers in super sexual situations and him NOT being as timid as people like to hc him as lmao
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you’d lost count how many times in the last few hours you’d cum, and you swore you were growing delirious. but your husband was in one of those moods, and when he was like that, there was no escape. and you loved it, even if it came at the cost of your sanity those nights.
he was sitting on your bed right behind you, one of his arms wrapped around your waist, and his free hand was practically fused to your pussy, driving you absolutely wild. his lips were on your skin, wherever he could reach, and he brought the hand that was around your body up to grope your breast and tweak your hardened nipple. his fingers were pumping in and out of your soaked mound, the sounds wet and obscene as they lazily fucked into you.
“god, just listen to that,” he murmured, his lips against your ear. “so wet for me, because of me. never heard such a pretty sound in all my life.”
you felt his chest vibrate with a chuckle as you whined in response. for someone who had the outward image of the all american good boy, he was an absolute menace when you two were finally alone. if anyone ever found out, tabloids would explode over it for weeks. 
“aha~” you breathed, squirming as the heel of his palm pressed against your clit, and you hissed. you were incredibly sensitive, and you felt him grin against your ear.
“you can give me one more, can’t you?” he asked, and you shook your head. you swore you were spent, but then you felt him chuckle again.
“not with that attitude you can’t. if you won’t give me one more, i guess i’ll just have to make you give me one.”
his voice sent a chill down your spine, and you knew right then and there that you were in for it. there was no escaping as his fingers plunged into you at a newfound pace, or as he kneaded your breast. he gently pulled at your nipple, listening to your breath hitch as your back pressed against his chest. every nerve ending in your body screamed for you to get away, but you were helpless, just the way he liked you.
he was such a twisted bastard when he wanted to be.
“god, you’re so pretty when you squirm. love it when you try to get away, even when you know i’m making you feel so good. and when you know you’re being so damn good for me. you know i wouldn’t do this if i knew you couldn’t handle it,” he cooed, the movement of his hands slowing just a bit. his word were definitely reassuring, and you knew, deep down, that he wasn’t doing this to torture you, even if it did feel like it. he wasn’t cruel, he was there for you, and your sex fogged brain knew that. 
you felt yourself nodding, and you settled back against him, allowing him to continued fucking his fingers into you. you felt his lips trail over your skin, and your eyes fluttered shut, simply relishing in his touch, his affection. he continued to whisper sweet nothings into your ear, and his hand left your breast to splay across your stomach, his thumb brushing over your hot skin.
he could feel your muscles tensing under his hand, and he nuzzled your neck, his lips leaving a small trail as he kissed down it.
“there you go, that’s it. let me take one last one from you,” he whispered, and you nodded again, too spent to even open your eyes anymore. his hold on you had become so gentle, and you felt so safe in his arms.
he gently teased your clit, and your toes curled as a whine left your lips. your chest heaved, your breath hitched, and your legs tensed up. your eyes practically rolled into the back of your head, and you could only whimper as you came once again. your whole body shook, and you could feel sweat drip down your brow. you truly had nothing left to give to him, and you knew then that he was satisfied.
“oh, look at that,” he said, kissing your temple. “see? told you you could do it. and you did such a good job. god, i love you.”
you smiled, an exhausted, lazy smile. you loved it when he whispered praise like that to you. it made you feel like the most important person on earth, and to him, you were.
“you’re gonna be the death of me one of these days,” you whispered, and he grinned.
“it’ll be a hell of a way to go, won’t it?” he teased.
“oh, definitely. but don’t take me out just yet.”
“i won’t. not when we have a new record to beat.”
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bomber-grl · 2 months ago
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Enemies to lovers with Leo Valdez
Pairing(s): Leo Valdez x Gn!Reader
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If anything it probs stemmed from a misunderstanding
Maybe you were cranky the first two times he ever approached you
And perhaps you may have taken it out on him
And maybe just maybe he thought u were those stereotypical condescending people
Basically what ensued from then on was just you two attacking each other verbally each time you ran into each other
But then you’re officially introduced to him by either Percy or Annabeth or anyone else that’s part of the 7 that’s close to you
He’d be especially shocked if it’s Piper or Jason who introduces you two to eachother
Of course that doesn’t automatically solve anything and you’re both total assholes to each other still
Leo is complaining about you and how could any of his friends also be yours?
You feel the same exact way
And unfortunately this is a case of forced proximity as is all my hcs because I’m an uncreative bitch
Maybe it’s just me but I’d imagine constant bickering and making faces would be a bit hard to ignore and go unnoticed
So they all agree to force you two to get along
So you’re on the Argo ll and are forced to clean the stables
(Before the Athena Parthenos is put there obv)
It’s not messy messy but it’s still something
You two both finally agreed to be quiet
But then he gets almost thrown out the window by the ship getting rocked by a monster or something
And so you have to save him by obligation
You two are literally hanging out the window and Leo is yelling like crazy bro
Eventually you bring him back and he thanks you
It was done reluctantly- you make sure he knows that
Plus the situation gives you material to make fun of him for 💀
Then some time after that you’re fighting some daily monsters and he (despite not rlly being a fighter) helps you out by firing some of the weapons on the Argo
This incident spawns this unspoken alliance??
Literally everyone else is made aware of it too and even they’re confused
But honestly at least you’re not constantly at each others throats anymore
Instances where you saved each others asses continued from then on out
It got to the point where you saved eachother so often that you became literal 4lifers
Like genuinely enjoying each other’s company despite the occasional off handed remarks
There was obvious tension that you were both teased for by your individual friends
Even couch Hedge acknowledged it 💀
And youd both deny it
I mean it was the obvious choice
But there had always been tension between you two if you’re being honest
Like if someone asked you if you thought Leo was cute , well let’s not say you’d say he was, just that you really couldn’t deny it
And so your interactions and dynamic continued all the way until the prophecy that started this quest came to an end
And so did you interacting with Leo
He was dead, and despite having liked him, you’d never be able to tell him.
That’s something you had come to accept, and something you realized you’d never get the chance to admit to him
Until you could.
Leo appears back at camp with Calypso in tow
Let’s just say Leo felt ok about her and saved her cuz he’s a good guy and she went along cuz she wanted an escape)
Anyway like everyone else you line up to hit him
Ain’t no way you’re running to him when there’s so many other ppl infront 💀
Gods forbid YOU end up being the one that gets jumped
Even from the good amount of distance you’re away from him you can still very much see his- what can be best as described- upset demeanor
Why he looked that way? You didn’t know and couldn’t tell even if held at gunpoint
Well anyways eventually you end up face to face with him and his expression can’t even be described with just a few words
So ill try anyway
Hes absolutely star struck and, in truth, made breathless from the sight of you alone
I mean with the way Leo looks at you, you’d think he spotted his only true want in this world.
The guy doesn’t say anything at all but then he sorta gains consciousness (?)
He tries to hug you but then hesitates- tries again/ then hesitates
Before he could do anything else you slap the hell out of him 💀
The act is honestly so violate and loud it was genuinely startling
Some would say that you jumped him that day of his return but what did they know??
And then you hugged him
A deep, emotionally charged hug
All the days you had spent mourning him, being tortured by his death that you couldn’t help but feel was avoidable despite the prophecy-
And yet you couldn’t help but melt into the hug
Obviously awkwardness follows after- and for a good while after too
But in the end you two end up together (per advice from emmie and Jo once Apollo casually mentioned the undefined relationship between you two as defense against a remark Leo had made)
And after Apollo is done at the waystation (and you’re not already involved there)Leo will ask if you’d want to stay there together and go to school and be “normal” teens.
The answer is up to you, but we all know what you’re gonna choose
Cmon you’re reading this so you’re obviously down bad 💀
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cats-lolmao · 5 months ago
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Yandere Toji HC's
Tw- Smut, Non-con
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Yandere Ex-husband Toji who realeses rats in the home of your friends
Yandere Ex-husband Toji who pays homeless men honey buns to jump and rob your unsuspecting boyfriend as he leaves walmart
Yandere Ex-husband Toji that sneaks into your house and tries to cook you food as an apology just to burn down your kitchen to absolute dust
Yandere Ex-husband Toji who kills your boyfriend with popeyes biscuits
Yandere Ex-husband Toji who get a bunch of crackheads to jump your boyfriend in his coffin while he blasts aha by lil durk on a speaker
Yandere Ex-husband Toji who steals a parrot from the zoo and teaches it the song then puts it in a cage at your window to sing all night
Yandere Ex-husband Toji who gets tired of teasing and breaks into your home, making himself at home while he waits for you. "What the hell-"
Yandere Ex-husband Toji who hits you with a wombo combo knocking you out before you even get to cuss him out. He had tied your hands to his bed frame and chain your legs together. After you woke up he starts ranting about you tried to replace him and you'll never find anyone better than him as he presses an ice pack on your bruised and swollen face.
Yandere Ex-husband Toji who has you in doggy style pounding your cunt infront a mirror hours on end leaving the room feeling hot and smelling like musk "Did that bastard fuck you as good as I did?" He asks with a shit eating grin pulling your hair so your forced to look at your ruined self in the mirror. "Don't try to run doll" he pulls you back fucking into you even harder than before pushing your head into the hard floor as you to scream and sob in pain. "You should be thanking me for saving you from that shitback"
Ok thats it! Might do a part 2, kinda cringed writing the smut cs its my first time writing it. Any feedback would be nice and I hope u guys liked it (´ ∀ ` *)
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spoilers-ahead · 1 year ago
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okay!! now that it’s not 2am for me, i’m going to post my selkie!jason todd hc’s straight up au apparently! 
(uh. this was supposed to just be a list of hc’s but i got slightly,,,, carried away)
his selkie skin looks like an oversized red hoodie in his human form, and is just warm enough to help him survive new england winters.
when the summer heat becomes unbearable, he slings the hoodie around his waist
alternatively, he just coasts it out underwater. perks of living in a coastal city!
willis todd was a selkie. he used to tell jason stories of what it was like to swim through the big, wide ocean. of how freeing it felt. how different it is, from the smoggy, heavy air of gotham --- different, but both theirs, in their own right.
but to be honest, jason doesn’t remember much about the stories he was told, or really, anything about willis --- he had been in and out of blackgate for most of jason’s life, working for two-face to try and make ends meet, before dying. 
what jason mostly remembers, are the warnings. don’t let anybody know you’re a selkie. don’t let anybody find your skin. they will find it, and they will use it to control you. even decades later, jason would still remember those warnings. 
catherine is the one who teaches him how to swim, who helps him trial-and-error his way into putting his skin on, and learn how to make the transition seamless. 
after she dies, jason spends three months as a seal, to just... exist. forget.   
although jason technically lives on the streets, whenever he can;t find food, whenever he can’t find somewhere warm to sleep, whenever just being human becomes too unbearable, he spends the night as a seal. he ends up spending more time in the ocean, than on land.
that’s not to say he’s very good at being a seal --- he barely knows how to swim, has to learn how to fish the hard way. 
when bruce finds jason stealing his car tires, he marvels over how nice jason’s hoodie is, soft and fluffy even after all of jason’s time on the streets, especially given the condition jason is in, ribs showing from malnutrition, and the worn and raggedy shape of the rest of his stuff.
jason is skittish when he goes to live in the manor, even after a few weeks. he always adopts an expression particularly similar to a cornered wild animal around alfred in particular, alfred, who keeps on trying to take his hoodie away, purportedly to wash it.
alfred eventually gives up on trying to force jason to wash it --- he figures that as jason becomes more comfortable living at the manor, he’ll wind up telling them why he’s so protective over that hoodie, and they can work something out then. 
whenever wayne manor overwhelms jason with how big and how decadently expensive all the decor is, jason runs away, run to the ocean. 
jason doesn’t actually end up telling alfred and bruce that he’s a selkie --- bruce just has a ridiculous amount of motion alarms, which are triggered every time jason ran off. he had followed jason the third night, and saw him transform. 
bruce doesn’t tell jason that he knows, assuming that jason kept this a secret because he didn’t fully trust either of them. he would later learn that he was right in this assumption (a rare win for bruce in terms of emotional awareness)
except jason doesn’t fully trust either of them, even after a few months. bruce impulsively decides to do a few things --- a) tell jason about batman and robin and his crime-fighting secret identity, and b) tell jason he already knows about him being a selkie. 
jason is absolutely bamboozled by the fact that bruce knows, and yet hasn’t tried to take his hoodie to control him, or to stop him from playing in the ocean for a few hours. 
in fact, (under alfred’s encouragement) bruce offers to take him to the ocean during the day, so he can get “a proper night’s rest that a growing young boy such as himself would need”
jason remembers what his father told him, to never trust anyone, never let his guard down. but bruce has known about jason being a selkie for so long, and he didn’t take his hoodie or try anything. of course he can trust bruce. 
and when he tries on the robin costume for the first time, it fits perfectly. just like his hoodie, his second skin. it fits just like magic. 
oh, it’s a little loose in some places, the legacy of dick fucking grayson a little heavy sometimes, but he’ll grow into it. he’ll make himself, if he has to. 
also, jason finds the fact that even though he’s a friggin’ selkie, his callsign is a bird (a robin, no less) incredibly ironic and funny 
being a selkie is actually so useful for vigilantehood. the amount of people who talk freely, openly, and loudly about their drug smuggling plans near the ports is quite frankly, ridiculous.
honestly, towards the end of his robin years, jason remains genuinely surprised nobody catches on to him or his tactics yet. bruce is very proud.  
even though jason is safe, has been safe for three years, and trusts bruce with his life, his skin, and everything, old habits are hard to break. so he has his hoodie on when he goes to find sheila. 
and anyways, he wants to see if sheila is a selkie too. he’s taking biology right now, and they’re learning about punnett squares. jason’s never met another selkie before, other than willis who he barely remembers. there’s a possibility that sheila knows something, anything, so he has to try. 
sheila gets a glint in her eyes when jason mentions that he’s a selkie, tells him that while she’s not one herself, she’s familiar with the myth. she has long suspected that willis was a selkie, she tells him, and she’s glad to have confirmation. 
jason positively vibrates with excitement, can’t wait to ask, to pester his mother (mother!) with questions upon questions until. 
until. 
sheila doesn’t do anything after she gives him to the joker. she just smokes and smokes. and she doesn’t tell the joker about his hoodie, despite how it would have been much easier for the joker to destroy him that way. much more painful too.  
small mercies, he supposes, in between hacking coughs that brings blood bubbling up his lips. 
after he dies, his hoodie is ripped and in tatters from the crowbar, with burns along the edges from the bomb. bruce has to carefully peel it off his body. 
when jason was alive, his magic kept the hoodie in perfect condition, always. even when the rest of him was covered head-to-toe in mud, or dripping sludge from the nasty gotham sewers. 
bruce stares at the same hoodie, blood-soaked and mangled, so incredibly dissonant from how he remembered it on jason, when he was bright, whole, and alive. 
he can’t stand it. the hoodie that was so precious to jason, that was jason, at the core of him, in this state. dirty and ripped and devoid of the magic jason had exuded. 
in a moment of desperation, late at night, bruce asks alfred to teach him how to sew. he doesn’t dare to practice on jason’s beloved hoodie --- instead, he starts with the suits in his closet, grabbing the first one he sees, regardless of price. rips a hole and sews it back together over and over until he perfects his technique. 
and then he washes the fabric gently, using baby fabric cleanser and scrubbing for hours upon hours until the last traces of the deep-set brown stain from jason’s blood washes down the drain.
he painstakingly sews the scraps of fabric back together with a red thread, carefully sourced to match the hoodie to try and make it flow seamlessly like it used to. 
it doesn’t work, not exactly. despite his best efforts, the creases bruce had carefully sewn together are prominent and thick like scars, littering the  soft fabric.
so he gives up. he hangs it over the grandfather clock entrance to the cave in his study. brings it with him every time he visits jason’s grave, because he doesn’t ever want to keep jason’s hoodie away from him, but he also can’t bear for it to get ruined. 
dick visits him. a rare occurrence, these days. 
dick yells at him, as he is wont to do. 
these days, it feels like they spend more time angry at each other than not. dick says that this isn’t right. isn’t fair to anybody, not to alfred, not to himself, definitely not to jason. he rants, jason deserves to be remembered as he was in life, not frozen in death. 
perhaps he is right. bruce is not unaware of the state of violent, cutting stasis he is in, this putrefaction of his life. and he is certainly not unaware of how it is affecting the people around him. dick. alfred. the neighbor’s kid, the one who wants to be robin.   
bruce tries. not for himself, but for tim. for alfred, for dick. even for stephanie brown, who sometimes, when she smirks just right, or says something with just the right twang, he swears he can see jason in her. 
he still can’t bear to put the hoodie away, because jason deserved better than to be forgotten, so he folds it gently and places it in his closet instead. 
he also can’t bear to look at it for very long, so he forces himself to every single day. 
it’s different from the glass case that houses robin’s tattered suit in the cave --- that, is a reminder of how he failed robin. this, this is salt in a constant, stabbing, festering would, reminding him of how he failed his son. 
it was stephanie, that eventually helped him figure out what to do with the hoodie. when she was young, young enough to cry at ripped pants and skinned knees, young enough that her mother hadn’t touched the drugs yet, her mother would dry up her tears, give her a hug and a kiss on the forehead, before patching her pants up. 
what not many people know, is that before crystal brown set her mind on becoming a nurse, she wanted to be an artist, first. and so she grabs her old set of embroidery needles, and stitched little designs. dogs and cats. stars and planets. tools and gadgets. 
bruce doesn’t react, doesn’t even move, even as stephanie finishes her story. she hangs there awkwardly for a second, stares up at jason’s suit, waiting for him to respond, before shuffling towards the exit of the cave. 
thank you, spoiler, bruce manages to croak out. 
ah, yeah, she says, shrugging lightly while slouching in on herself, any time, boss. she walks out, and bruce watches her go from the reflection on the darkened computer. 
that night, he takes out jason’s hoodie, smooths it out, grabs his threads, and stitches. 
he stitches on constellations, argo navis, for jason’s namesake in the greek myths he had loved so much. a tiny seal, playing with beach balls. little books, with quotes on the sides. a robin, big and bold. 
he tries to make it as true to jason as possible, not just in death and in bruce’s memories, but as he was in life.
jason wakes up abruptly.  
he wakes up in a coffin, cold, alone, and with a gaping hole in his chest. getting dipped in the lazarus pit only made it worse, only made him all the more aware of what he was missing, all the more conscious of it. 
he doesn’t bother trying to learn how to swim with two arms and two legs, instead of two fins and a tail. it doesn’t feel the same. it only reminds him of what he’s lost. 
sometimes, on sleepless nights that happen more often than not, he wonders what would have happened if he still had a hoodie, still could swim. 
if he still was robin. 
and he doesn’t have access to the cave anymore, or to the titan’s tower, or the watchtower, and his memory of the past is still patchy and shitty in some places. 
so in a burst of impulsivity fueled by the person he no longer is, he prints out photos of robin’s costume from the internet and recreates it on his own. 
if his skin is gone, then fine. fine! he’s perfectly perfunctorily aware that nothing about this resurrection of his is natural. if he doesn’t think too much about it, he’ll be alright. his hoodie, his skin, that was something he was born with, a birthright that died with him. 
but robin, robin was something that he helped shape. robin was something that he worked for, changed himself for. 
and the makeshift robin suit --- it doesn’t fit him, not anymore. no, it feels wrong, like a child playing with their parent’s suit. or --- he realizes, perhaps more accurately, like an adult realizing they no longer fit in their favorite clothes. 
and --- and --- what was the point of it all? what was the point, of trying to make bruce proud of him, of getting dick’s approval, of trying to futilely save people over and over again from the same gallery of supervillains who keep on escaping from prison?!
and what was the point of carving out a space for himself if the joker was just going to beat him out of it, and if tim drake was going to insert himself in the hole he left behind?
and then the next thing he knows he’s in titan’s tower hitting tim drake over and over again because who let him? who let him take jason’s role as a son, as a brother, as a hero? how dare he?
but when he’s slit tim’s throat and torn the ‘R’ off his chest, jason doesn’t feel any better. the robin suit still doesn’t fit. his hoodie’s still gone. 
he’s starting to think it never will, not again. 
sometimes, when he gets tired enough to let his mind wander, he wonders what happened to his suit. 
he’s pretty sure he died with it, so either the hoodie is with the joker, batman, or... gone entirely. (it’s not like they found willis’ skin after he died. maybe selkie skins just disappear in a cloud of sea foam once they die, or some little mermaid shit like that)
it’s a cold comfort, that nobody can manipulate him now. nobody can control him --- not even batman. 
(bruce had thought about it. when he first had his suspicious regarding who the red hood was, before he knew there was any trace of the son he once had left. he thought about using the hoodie, using jason’s selkie skin to coerce him, at least to stop murdering people, to stop hurting their family.) 
(he would never go that far, in retrospect, or at least, he doesn’t think he could ever. to do that to jason, betray his trust so thoroughly and completely... but it would be a lie to say that he didn’t consider it.)
bruce reflects on this as jason reveals himself, the joker tied up at his feet with a gun pressed to his head, and venom spitting from his son’s mouth.  
but when he lifts the batarang to hit jason’s gun, or wrist, or anything that’ll force him to drop the gun, he realizes that his hands are shaking. 
and when he throws the batarang, he knows a millisecond after he’s let go, that he’s miscalculated the ricochet. 
so when jason escapes that night, bruce knows he’s fucked up. 
jason goes off the maps, completely. bruce doesn’t know where he is, if he’s safe, if he even made it out of the explosion that night. 
it takes weeks. weeks for bruce to track jason down, from meticulously documenting the dropped threads of where the red hood was pulling strings in the gotham underworld behind the scenes, to tracking security cameras with facial recognition. 
once bruce manages find where he’s staying, make sure he’s safe, he knows what he wants to do. and, he knows what he needs to do. 
jason gets a package in the mail, five weeks after his disasterous meeting with batman and the joker. unmarked, unsigned, no return address. 
when jason opens the box gingerly and carefully, he holds on to his skin for the first time in years. and then, and then, and then --- something right slots into place. his fingers brushed gently over the tiny spotted seal he knows he used to look like, the books he remembered ranting to bruce about for hours on end. 
the robin, on the top left, over his heart, big enough to have changed him, yet small enough to not define him. 
it’s not perfect. it doesn’t even fix anything, not entirely. he still fights with bruce most times he sees him, tries to punch dick in the face, steadfastly ignores tim and steph the entire time. 
but it’s something. it’s something, and the next time nightwing, batman, spoiler, and robin fight a gang on the docks, the red hood gives them a helping hand before jumping back into the ocean and swimming away.
fin!
wow this got long
#jason todd#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#batfam#selkie!jason#dick grayson#stephanie brown#tim drake#catherine todd#willis todd#that one selkie!jason au#i swear i will turn this into an actual fic one day#anyways about the using embroidery to fix ripped clothes thing all i can say is WATCH HI MOM#it's SUCH a good movie and i guarantee it will DEVASTATE you in ALL your little mommy issues glory#like you think the batfamily comics/fanfics have an amazing nuanced complicated take on the parent-child dynamic?#this movie will BLOW your fucking SOCKS off. and best part of all: you can watch it WITH said parent#and it won't be as horrible of an experience as showing them encanto/turning red/eeaao!#in fact your parent will probably like the movie too and be reminded of THEIR own mommy issues :D#admittedly it's slightly different from the examples i listed above bc it's more abt what it's like to never reach ur parent's expectation#rather than an exploration of complicated parenting but it's still very relatable and very very good#the best part is you can find it all for free on youtube. also note that i mean the recent chinese movie not the old 70s movie#asteria's fics#i'm never writing a fucking flash fic on TUMBLR of all text editors again#shouldve written this out on a google doc first but i genuinely did not think this would get so long T.T#you can probably tell from the first three (3) bullet points that this was supposed to be a hc list before... it stopped being a hc list#guys i started writing this at 12 PM#IT'S NOW 9 AWOGEJAWOIG#my writing
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sxeraphfic · 7 months ago
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what are your nsfw hcs for donnie? 🤭
TW/NSFW - DONNIE DARKO HCS
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Thank you for the ask dear! 
And anyone else who's reading this, if you happen to take a liking to one of my hcs and want me to write a fic/drabble on it just send it in the ask box <3 
A/N: these hcs are general nsfw hcs.. If anyone's interested in cough dead dove and darker nsfw hcs.. My asks are ready for that question :9
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Donnie is a socially awkward young man who attempts to hide it through sarcasm and long intellectual rants, the truth is he's never been exactly.. Popular in either the friends or relationship department. That being said, his fantasies usually involve intimacy. In other words, he's totally a horny guy and def has frequent dirty thoughts. And anyone who's watched the deleted scene between him and his therapist would see that.  
What are my personal hc’s for him?  
I think donnie is most likely into some more obscure and weird kinks/interests while simultaneously being kind of vanilla. 
He’d be happy to try anything out really as long as it isn't causing you overt harm that's long lasting.  
He’s probably gentle and shy about sex at first with you, but as time goes on he’ll get more and more into rougher sex   
he enjoys cumming on your face, stomach, thighs and inside you, obviously.
Rough sex with him wouldn't be super crazy bondage or anything but he's definitely into slight smacking/spanking and manhandling. If you're shorter than him it's probably a guarantee he secretly gets off on it or even occasionally admits it to you during it.  
He’s probably read a lot of playboy-esque magazines and has seen images involving tied/cuffed hands, if he's feeling brave he'd be happy to go either way with doing it. 
I can imagine him being into nipple/breast play as well, tbh whether you have a flat chest or A cups or DD cups he's gonna feel them up. He enjoys biting, licking and sucking them too.   
tummy kisses
def loves to give hickies/love bites aswell, specifically on your neck and thighs. He likes if you give them too.
Donnie’s favourite body parts would include; stomach, thighs, neck and chest.   
Donnie's favourite positions may include; doggy style, spooning, missionary, breeding/flatiron and standing.  
I think he would enjoy grinding and dry humping ALOT, he's a bit of a freak and enjoys the forced lack of stimulation from it if he's grinding or dry humping against you. Seeing you use him for pleasure through grinding drives him absolutely crazy, I think it's one of the few examples where a little bit of a soft dom side of him comes out. especially if you're needy during it.    
Thigh fucking? Thigh fucking. Your thighs are not safe.    
Finger sucking as well, both ways.
He's def at least a teeny bit into mommy dom stuff lets be real. Call him a good boy, edge him and control what he's allowed to do, he likes it.  
Def a head giver, sure he likes to receive. But the thought of getting in between your thighs and feeling them crush his face or feeling you push him away makes his cheeks flush and his pants tighten.  
Normal donnie? Cat boy. During sex donnie? A total puppy boy.
That being said Donnie is kind of a sexual chameleon, he can go from soft dom behaviour to being honestly kind of subby in seconds.  
He has a slight humiliation kink, which ties into his more subby side. If you make fun of him or tease him during sex it'll just make his dick 100x more hard.  
Don't forget to praise him though, the poor thing has hardly been complimented or praised throughout his life so he’ll appreciate it and fantasise about you doing it.
Donnie likes it if you act desperate or needy, or if you plead for him.
He's definitely going to ramp up the teasing aswell during it, he likes to humiliate you just as much as you do to him.
Donnie enjoys casual clothing during sex if that makes sense, don't get him wrong he finds lingerie beautiful. But something about seeing his partner in nothing but a t-shirt and panties or topless with just pyjama pants on gets him reeeeal hot.  
Donnie may partake in “risky” sex, he gets a high off of doing inappropriate things semi-publically and enjoys the idea of almost getting caught. Eg; in changerooms, bathrooms, cinemas etc.   
Donnie is vocal during sex, he grunts and huffs and mumbles from how good it feels.
Donnie is not a dirty talker, and he doesn't use pet names super often either. But he might let a tiny bit of dirty talk slip out if he's getting really into it.   
Remember at the start when I said he could be into some “more obscure stuff” ? well here's a FEW possibilities, stockings, choking (towards him), dacryphilia (tears), edging, lowkey feet too i'm sorry guys. There's some more stuff but that might have to be for a dead dove hc list LOL.
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That's it for now! Maybe ill do a part two for general nsfw hcs for him one day but i've run out of ideas. I hope you all enjoyed <3
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fishanks · 3 months ago
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Shanks hcs
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Genre: relationship fluff
This doesn't need much of an introduction but I LOVE THIS MANNN
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He acts like the tough manly partner but anyone that sits with the both of you for 10 minutes+ knows he's actually the baby.
Absolutely a "secret from the public but everyone close to me knows you're my biggest achievement" relationship type of guy.
CLINGYYYYY!!!!!
Acts drunk just so you can take care of him, and when you start catching up to his shenanigans he switches to acting sick, acting like he got injured in a fight (close to impossible) or just anything that will get you to pity him.
He's sooo soft with his partner, like this man genuinely treats you like glass.
You stubbed your toe? CALL HONGO.
You got hot coffee spilt on you? COFFEE IS BANNED FROM THE RED FORCE.
It gets annoying sometimes honestly, but you feel loved so whatever.
It's weird because he also trusts you a LOT.
If you tell him you can manage a certain enemy he's clapping for you and shouting at anyone that's trying to interfere in your fight.
Sooo proud of you for the smallest things it's even caught him off guard
Genuinely 100% sure you're the most intoxicating human he's ever laid eyes on.
Like you'll wake up in the middle of the night and catch him up just staring at you.
Sometimes you'll be talking about the newspaper with Ben and he's just sitting there on the opposite chair just admiring the beauty that is his partner.
If he's back from a long trip or he hasn't seen you for a long time, hell walk in saying "where is God's most divine creation at?"
"Nobody's promised tomorrow, so imma love you every night like it's the last night"
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-🐶
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decentishoutsidersthoughts · 4 months ago
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I’ve been at a family gathering all day so here are some hcs for a Curtis family gathering
Darry
As the eldest grandchild he was somewhat treated like an adult even before his parents died. But it balanced out by the fact that the entire family worshipped him just for existing. He’s his grandma’s favorite and she makes it VERY obvious.
After his parents died he completely stopped being seen as one of the kids/grandkids. He started helping at the grill and chatting with the other adults. It wasn’t the worst thing over because he was outgrowing a lot of the kids anyways, but it was still SO disorienting for him the first couple times. 
Every so often he’ll say something and the whole family will be forced to remember he’s still barely an adult. And then they’ll have to ponder that for a moment and it kinda kills the mood
One time he was offered a beer and reminded everyone he was underage. That one fucked with them for a while.
All the kids beg Darry to pick them up, carry them around, all that stuff. And he definitely does it every time. They get so pissed when he says he’s tired and stops. Like demon screeching ‘NO’
The big thing Darry doesn’t like about the gatherings is that everyone is trying SO hard to avoid mention anything about the Curtis parent’s deaths. To the point that it’s painfully obvious and very uncomfortable for Darry.
There’s this one asshole uncle and one time he started insulting Soda’s intelligence in front of Darry (Soda was outside) and the two almost fought. The uncle got kicked out after that
He makes an absolutely amazing burger (he learned from his dad)
Sodapop
The poor boy isn’t really anyone’s favorite. They all like him but don’t take as much pride in him as his brothers, he’s really overlooked.
The exception to this is uncle on his dad’s side, he sees himself a lot in Soda and dotes on him. They’re super close and the uncle always slips him five dollars to buy himself something nice
The younger kids definitely absolutely adore them. He loves just roughhousing with them and chasing them around the yard. Most of them call him their favorite cousin and it goes straight to his ego.
One of the kids hurts inevitably themselves and cries every time. Soda always will bundle them into his arms and clean them up before he can get in trouble lol. Most of the time only Ponyboy finds out and my boy isn’t a snitch. 
One of the kids just goes home with a big scrape and their parents are like ‘where did this come from-‘ but nobody has put two and two together yet
At the first gathering after their parents died he broke down sobbing halfway through. Darry found him crying in their moms old bedroom. They went home after that and it turns out they all had wanted to leave.
For extra spice, the reason he started crying is because a lot of those kids weren’t old enough to understand the concept of death and kept asking him where their aunt and uncle were
Him and Ponyboy will have heavy gossip sessions in their room once they get home. Darry knows about them and will sometimes join if the tea is really hot.
Ponyboy
He’s their pride and joy. He’s so insanely spoiled and gets basically whatever he wants. Once it became clear college wasn’t happening for Darry everybody was all over him.
Being a fourteen year old he does NOT enjoy these gatherings. He usually just either sits in the corner with a book or hangs out with the only other cousin his age.
He sometimes likes watching Soda play with the kids because of how happy he looks. However he himself avoids those kids at all costs.
Back to the gossip sessions, Ponyboy ends up with so much knowledge because everyone assumes he isn’t listening or forgets he’s there. This dude knows everything.
He finds their doting so annoying and is like ‘leave me alone’ (he grows out of this ofc, 14 year olds just kinda suck lol)
When he gets older he joins the adults a lot, still not a fan of the kids
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letterex-fyofm · 3 months ago
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hq first years playing basketball hc
Because after that one haikyuu CD drama of class 3 vs class 4, my head has been swarming with ideas and scenarios and I couldn't let another year pass without writing them down.
btw, this is as if they were in P.E class and playing a silly basketball match.
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Kageyama
would absolutely try to set the ball into the hoop. He would like, win five points straight by setting until the other team started complaining about how that was illegal
he would still pass the ball as if doing a horizontal set though.
gets a bit thrown off because his opponents are LAUNCHING at him instead of standing two good meters away from him behind the safety of a net
again with passing, he just would be so analytical about who to pass? and his teammates would be like "JUST PASS THE BALL" but it is so difficult for him to focus when the ball is repeatedly trying to get taken away from him that he just passes it to whoever is next
one time, that person was tsukishima (other team) and kageyama almost died of frustration
he is the type to be setting the basketball while in breaks. he will later try to set a volleyball and ricochet it straight up to the ceiling and be surprised at how light it is
Hinata
he's so damn fast. like, he will be on the other side of the court in the blink of an eye.
walks a lot, though. he's teammates both hate him and love him.
soooo good at taking the ball from others. until tsukki calls him a bug that has to crawl to play (kageyama thought it was very funny)
after that, he starts competing with kageyama (who is on his same team) on who can score the most points (kageyama wins and hinata insists his first five points by setting do not count)
when he is on the bench, he will cheer for his team so loudly and have the time of his life.
volunteers to be the one jumping for the ball at the start of each...set? idk the name 😭😭😭. his team doesn't let him, tho.
once, he receives a pass. it hurt him like hell but he said "it was all calculated".
once, he spiked the ball, and it hurt him like hell yet he said "it was all on purpose!" with tears on his eyes.
Tsukki
he's having the time on his life watching hinata and kageyama embarrass themselves over and over again
is forced to do the jumping...and that's like his only contribution to the game.
tries to chat away the time of the game with Yamaguchi, but Yamaguchi gets surprisingly into it so tsukki is kinda standing on a corner like 🧍‍♂️
whenever hinata has the ball, he blocks it and is so annoyingly happy about it. ("try to score, shrimp, let's watch you try it" "TSUKISHIMA, YOU JEKR!")
HE'S JUST SO ANNOYING WITH HIS BLOCKING--like, putting his arms like that
he stops in mortification when yamaguchi says "looks like kageyama and hinata aren't the only ones missing volleyball--wait Tsukki I didn't mean it" (he will never forget nor forgive Yamaguchi for that)
after that, he's pretty useless (doesn't want to run, doesn't want to jump, passes the ball to whoever is closer to him, doesn't try to take it away from anyone) so he gets benched
he has a nice view from the bench though, so it isn't that bad. and with nice view i refer to him watching as Yamaguchi thrives and getting a full-on gay crisis (me too, tsukki, me too)
his peace is ruined after hinata is benched too (because, well, all students need to play and it is just a silly P.E match) he feels less lonely but he will never admit that
Tadashii
he's surprisingly good at the sport because he played it with his cousins before. he is getting way too into it.
he mimics tsukki's blocking in basketball after learning it was legal and indeed a common play.
was so crushed when tsukki got benched ("now I'm going to be all alone" "you didn't even talk to me while I was there" "THAT'S NOT THE POINT")
jokingly told tsukki (mouthed the words) "this ones for you" expecting to absolutely fail. he shockingly managed to score when he was way too far from the hoop. he blushed and died and everything and tsukki just pretended to be cool.
the type to apologize everytime he bumps into someone or does something he things might have hurt anyone.
before tsukki gets benched, he passed the ball to him and tsukki didn't notice it so he got the ball smashed on his stomach. tsukki might have recovered but Yamaguchi will never (very guilty and insisted to take him to the infirmary)
after P.E finished, he would joke and said "it seems that my destiny was basket and not volleyball after all." hinata was not amused. yachi was seriously worried that yamaguchi would leave and gave him a whole stuttered speech. yamaguchi had to assure her like ten times that he would, in fact, not leave the club.
the basketball captain tries to recruit him though. it only makes his rivalry with daichi grow.
Yeah, this whole thing could have been written in fic format, but I was too lazy and too tired and maybe I will someday, but who knows!
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bemywingman · 3 months ago
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heyyyy so in response to your post about an olympics icemav au... i'm having crazy brainworms about an idea & i need to tell someone before i explode. Steve Nedoroscik on the u.s. men's gymnastics team gives me the same vibes as Bob, so i'm imagining an olympics au wherein IceMav run the men's gymnastics program as coaches, and the daggers are on the teams. Ice & Mav back in the day dominated in gymnastics & so really just competed against each other each time. now they are bickering husbands helping run a killer program (& have their pommelhorse secret weapon Bob). Cyclone, Warlock, & Hondo coach with them, with Penny head doctor. Phoenix, Halo, & Amelia from the women's team pester the boys all the time. IceMav take Payback, Fanboy, Hangman, Rooster & Bob to the olympics & medal! so. yeah that's the idea. this isn't really a request, i just needed to tell someone & your asks are open 😭 but you can use any of this if you want
ok your mind is INSANE bc this picture is so vivid from just your one paragraph. like it all matches up so perfectly i’m so glad you put this idea into the world 🤭🙂‍↕️
i don’t want to take over your idea, but here are a few hc’s that i picture for this scenario bc as soon as i read this my brain went oh wow:
icemav’s background:
- ice is the eldest son of immigrants from the ussr, and his father pushes him everyday to be the best gymnast he can be. he trains daily, only enters the best training gyms, and works under some of the best coaches money can afford.
- ice is 17 when the 1976 olympics roll around, and everyone expects he’s going to dominate on the international stage. what they don’t expect, however, is for tom to announce at family dinner that he’s chosen to represent the united states at the games rather than his parent’s beloved ussr.
- after the shockwave announcement, ice’s dad doesn’t speak to him for weeks, and he spends countless nights second guessing his decision. sure, he understands why his parents are upset, but they literally immigrated to this country so he could be american. this is his home, it’s the place that’s made him, and he wouldn’t want to compete for any other country.
- it’s not until after the games, when he has 3 gold medals around his neck and a hand to hold tightly in his own, that he knows for certain he made the right choice.
- mav, in contrast, has a complete underdog story. it’s almost storybook: growing up without a father, scrapping his way in shitty gyms and abusive coaches, and coming out the other side as the best damn gymnast anyone west of the mississippi had ever seen. when he makes the 76 olympic team, he’s cocky and brash and is absolutely not ready for the unmovable force that is tom kazansky to enter his life.
- at first ice and mav don’t get along - ice is too focused on the competition and mav is too focused on trying to outperform ice. the tension grows for a few weeks after they both qualify for the team. it all changes when goose falls from the high bar in practice and breaks his wrist. with their best teammate out, the boys have to come together to do their best and keep up team morale.
- of course they both do amazing and walk away champions!!!! i’m imagining team gold, all-around ice gold and mav silver, ice high bar gold, and mav pommel horse gold. they start a new era for men’s gymnastics, absolutely dominating the competition and looking cool as fuck doing it. little boys sign up for gymnastics classes because they wanna be like maverick, and ice’s wheaties box takes up space on kitchen tables all around america.
the team now:
- ice doesn’t have any noticeable accent in his day-to-day life, but sometimes he starts to speak in russian when he’s nervous or pissed off. hence the murmured repetitions of xуй and Пиздец when hangman gets a little too sassy or bob clips his hand and falls off the horse.
- the daggers complain a lot about mav’s strict training routines and insanely high expectations, and one day mav can’t take anymore. without a word, he takes his whistle off, slips out of his shoes, and proceeds to perform an almost perfect pommel horse routine. the boys stand in awe as he swings around, his body in complete control despite it being 30+ years since he’s competed professionally. when it’s over the daggers start apologizing profusely, and ice just laughs and rolls his eyes at the absolute mad man he’s been in love with since he was 17.
- obviously there has to be some angst regarding bradley’s entry into the sport and the legacy he feels he carries on his shoulders. like yeah, he’s not a nepo baby, but he’s also not not a nepo baby. i mean, the two head coaches of the men’s olympic team are his godparents, for god sake. maybe mav tries to keep him out, thinking of goose’s lost dreams and all of their long term injuries. maybe he pushes him to do something else with his life, constantly saying things like maybe you could be a pilot or something, baby goose. of course, it doesn’t work. in the end, mav cries as bradley steps up on the olympic podium with the medal around his neck, thinking, not for the first time, how lucky he was to have met nick bradshaw all those years ago.
- penny being a social butterfly outside the gym but taking absolutely no shit as soon as she steps onto the floor. she has no problem asking the hard questions, and will not hesitate to defend an athlete with her life. she helps lead the movement to include mental health as part of the wellness checks for athletes, and doesn’t respond kindly to anyone who blows off her recommendations. everyone is slightly scared of her, but she’s only stern because she loves the athletes to death.
- amelia is known for always checking in on everyone and makes sure both the men’s and women’s teams are feeling their best physically and mentally bc of her mom’s occupation. she’s always willing to listen or offer up advice for those who need it. she’s definitely the little sister of the group and they’re all unbelievably protective of her and her huge heart.
- jake gives bob a lot of shit when they first meet because he doesn’t look anything like a gymnast. he’s got these huge glasses and he’s super lean and jake can’t help but tease him for it. it all changes when he finally sees bob on the horse, though, moving with more grace than he’s seen anyone move before. by the time the olympics roll around, jake is his biggest supporter, cheering so loudly from the side that even the people in the rafters can hear him.
i don’t really know anything about gymnastics, so don’t hate me if things are incorrect/inaccurate. thanks again for sharing this idea. hope y’all enjoyed and thanks for reading!!!
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ashs-pastas · 1 year ago
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Hello! I didn't see any posts of hc on ur page so I suppose I'm the first request! It'll probs be a long one bc, Yandere AU and they're NSFW and SFW. So just... don't yell at me.
These are all Yandere AU versions so... they're all Yanderes.
- Jeff, Candypop, Masky and Hoodie NSFW alphabet and maybe 1 or 2 SFW hc?
- Jason the Toymaker | Random NSFW and SFW headcanons!!!1!!1!
Take your time of course, darling! And if you ever want more requests, just DM me if you'd like!
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Yandere Jeff the Killer, Candy Pop, Hoodie & Masky nsfw alphabet [A-E] With some sfw headcannons
[someone laugh at the first pic with me pls]
I would never yell at you :’-) I have always wanted to try writing these!! I did a few because when I make a post too long my tumblr glitches grrr. Also I don’t know much about Jason the Toy maker so I will read up on him tonigjt and do those tomorrow :-) also please feel free to send more!!! also does Candy Pop have a canon name?? I’ve tried to find it but i might be dumb
Jeff the Killer nsfw alphabet
A is for Aftercare -
Jeff is not the best with aftercare… his first response isn’t to get up and clean up or anything but he loves to hold you tight afterwards. He will absolutely not let you get up for whatever reason. He likes pillow talk in a way. He doesn’t really talk much but he likes to hear you talk about whatever comes to mind. You could be talking about anything and he will just nod along and listen attentively
B is for Body part
His favorite body part on himself would be his smile of course. He also loves his arms. He’s pretty proud of the muscle that he has and loves to flex for you. He thinks he’s an absolute beauty and loves everything about himself though.
His favorite body part on his s/o is most likely their hair. It doesn’t matter whether it’s short or long, curly or straight, dyed or natural. He loves all the ways you style it and loves to play with it. It’s also something that he loves to grab on and pull on during sex. He has a thing for pulling on your hair and forcing you to look him in the eyes.
B is for Bondage
I actually don’t think Jeff is a big fan of tying you down because I think he would rather pin you down himself. He likes to show you how much stronger he is then you. He likes the fear in your eyes when you realize you can’t fight him off. The only bondage I can see him being into is gagging you if you are whining too much. He also ties you down when he leaves because he wouldn’t want his darling escaping
C is for Cum
Jeff is a nasty nasty man and he loves to cum pretty much all over you. He especially loves to cum on your face or chest. Seeing you covered in his seed makes his possessive side so happy.
D is for Dick size
Jeff is probably a good 5 and a half inches but THICK. He absolutely knows how to use it too.
D is for Dom
This may be controversial but I have seen a lot of sub Jeff headcannons and I can not picture that. Jeff is a mean dom 24/7. He is very selfish with his pleasure and he loves to be in control of your pain and pleasure. He is very demanding and expects you to submit to him at all times.
E is for Experience
I can see Jeff having had a few flings but they meant nothing to him and it was just when he was very horny and looking to get his dick sucked. With how selfish he has been with his own pleasure I think you would have to gently teach him how to please you. He would be very cocky and pretend he is a sex god though but he would actually take your advice. ( he would never say that aloud but he wants to be able to make your legs shake and have you screaming his name)
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- Jeff is the type of guy to talk to you after you fall asleep. Usually quietly muttering about how he “fucking loves you” and he would “kill anyone for you”
- Jeff is not the sweetest guy but if he ever see’s that you haven’t ate much then he will get you your favorite foods and snacks even if he doesn’t like them
- He loves when you brush his hair. It’s often tangled and messy and he loves when you do it for him
Candy Pop nsfw alphabet
A is for Aftercare
Candy Pop is actually decent at aftercare. He would clean you up afterwards, often lingering on spots you are especially sore and cuddle up to you. Sex with Candy Pop is often tiring with how many rounds he likes to go so you would usually drift off to sleep in his arms.
B is for Body part
Candy Pop has a hard time picking a favorite body part on himself because he loves himself but he would say his hair. He loves how long and soft it is and he would encourage you to pull on it during sex or if he was going down on you.
Candy Pop’s favorite body part on you would be your chest. It doesn’t matter what gender you are or the size but he will constantly be groping and leaving marks all over your chest. He likes to gift you outfits that show off your chest so he has more reason to stare and touch you.
B is for Bondage
Candy Pop’s is into everything and bondage is one of his favorites. He loves tying down his sweet darling so they are unable to move and touching them all over and overstimulating them as much as possible. He would also love to be on the receiving end and be tied down by his darling as long as he could trust them not to pull any tricks on him.
C is for Cum
Candy Pop loves to cum everywhere he can. His favorite places to cum would be deep inside of you or in your mouth, and he expects you to swallow all of it because, “Good babies are grateful for treats.” Make sure you don’t waste a drop. He also loves when you cum inside of his mouth and on his face. He will happily lick up all of your sweet juices. He is addicted to your taste and will want to make you cum again so he can taste more of you.
D is for Dick size
Candy Pop is very long at 7 inches. He’s not the thickest but so long that he hits all of your sweet spots that have you seeing stars easily.
D is for Dom
Candy Pop is a major switch. He can easily go from being a bratty sub and mouthing off to a pleasure dom wanting to do their best to have you cumming over and over. Either way they will always be focused on pleasing you first.
E is for Experience
Candy Pop is very experienced and loves to show it off. He knows all the tricks and will abuse it to the max. He is very observant and will know exactly what you like and don’t like. He is also very good at guessing what kinks people have so don’t expect to be able to hide anything from him. Nothing is too wild for him, he just wants to try your favorite things out with you!
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- Candypop loves to have spa nights with you. He is always willing to do all the work for you. He’ll put products in your hair and do face masks with you. ( kind of weird but if you like to shave, he will always offer to do it for you. and he will be very gentle )
- He loves to give you massages!! Very good at them too he might be a secret masseuse because he always finds where you’re sore and rubs the knots out
- If you like to do makeup he will BEG you to do his. It doesn’t matter if you are a pro or not very skilled, he will love the look no matter what
- He also strikes me as the type to really like wearing matching outfits (not completely but color coordinated and such)
Hoodie nsfw alphabet
A is for Aftercare
Brian is a great guy when it comes to aftercare. He will get you whatever you ask for. If you don’t want to move he will gently clean you up with a towel. If you want a bath he will run you one with lots of bubbles. He will inspect your body and apologize and kiss any marks he left behind.
B is for Body part
Brian isn’t the most confident but he likes his hands. He thinks they are very strong and he knows he can use them in multiple ways ;)
Brian’s favorite body part on you would be your lips. He’s always starring at them and thinking about how soft and plump they are. He absolutely loves kissing you and he likes when they are red and swollen after a makeout sesh.
B is for Bondage
I can see Brian being averagely interested in bondage but he likes to tie you down with softer materials like silk. But if you’ve been bad then he can always handcuff you. He does sometimes like to use your belt around your neck as a makeshift leash/collar, He loves tugging on it while he’s fucking you from behind.
C is for Cum
He can be a bit more shy and likes to pull out and cum on your stomach or back. He will not vocalize it but he would lose his mind if when he cums in your mouth you would swallow and open your mouth and stick your tongue out to show him that you swallowed all of his seed. He would instantly be hard again.
D is for Dick size
I think Brian is just short of 6 inches and pretty insecure about it. He’s very girthy though and fills you up perfectly.
D is for Dom
I can see Brian being a switch but like 90% dom and 10% sub. But I think if he was subbing and you teased him too much or were going too slow for his liking he would take back control by flipping you over and reminding you why he’s in charge.
E is for Experience
This is a hard one tbh. He’s probably had a few sexual encounters but nothing that went past second base. He would be very nervous your first few times but would quickly learn what you like.
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- From the moment you started dating he will secretly be planning your wedding
- Also keeps notes of random things you like and don’t like
- The type to kiss any “ouchies” you might have got (i’m cringing at my own word choice but for some reason I can see him using it)
- He brings you flowers at LEAST once a week and they are always your favorite
Masky nsfw alphabet
A is for Aftercare
Also decent at aftercare. Will help clean you up and make you drink water. Also feels bad if he sees how rough he was and you are walking funny. He will carry you around.
B is for Body part
He loves his hair and is pretty happy with soft and fluffy it can get. He takes good care of it and can get annoyed if he’s having a bad hair day. If you compliment it or play with his hair, his ego will grow.
He loves your neck/throat. He just loves how soft and sensitive you can be when he kisses it or leaves marks. Your neck is always covered in love bites and he knows exactly where your sweet spot is.
B is for Bondage
Tim is a very big bondage fan. He likes a lot of the complex knots and such. As punishment he likes to tie you up in strange way that often leave you sore and bruised. I don’t know if this counts as bondage but he would love to get a sex swing, he thinks both you and him would enjoy it very much ;) He is not ALWAYS intentionally rough but he does feel a bit smug when he sees the rope burn marks the night after.
C is for Cum
Another nasty man. Will cum wherever he pleases. He likes to cum on your chest and face a lot. He likes the look of surprise when he pulls out of mouth and shoots his load all over your face. He likes to cum inside of you, only to make you walk around without panties so he can see his cum dripping down your legs.
D is for Dick size
A little under 6 inches but will brag about his massive cock constantly. Unfortunately you can not deny it because he is pretty big. Not the thickest but also not thin either.
D is for Dom
Tim is 100% a dom. You could not make this man sub if you tried. He would laugh in your face and edge you. I can see him having a lot of control issues and having an obedient little darling would make him very happy. Although if you were to ever act out… he would make sure there would not be a second time.
E is for Experience
Averagely experienced but never really played around kinks and fetishes until he met you. Unlike Jeff I think he would be very cocky but has the qualifications to back it up.
sfw headcannons
- He likes to participate in your favorite hobbies/activities with you. He might complain a little but he can’t hide his smile at seeing you happy and in your element
- Tim cannot cook but he will “help” when you are cooking. By doing the easy things such as chopping and preheating the oven lol
- The type to bring you stuffed animals. He will leave them in your room for you to find and deny it was him but you obviously know it was him
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grapefives · 2 years ago
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senku x gn!reader
set in ishigami village + volleyball player reader + fluff + light angst + light humor
as we know, senku isn’t very… sporty… fit… mm
“I’M DONE!” he heaves as he lays flat on the ground.
you huff, “we haven’t even started a match! all we’ve done is teach you the stances and-“
you go quiet when you know he isn’t even listening, his body is literally still as a dead body.
with a defeated, glum sigh, you walk away, teasingly walking over him to who knows where.
for certain, he’ll go back to his blueprints and try to please everyone except you.
first he saves ruri, then works night and day to prove how good his intellect is. it’s tiring, being on the side line.
speaking of side lines, you missed doing everything in your power to not have the ball go there.
you missed the thrill of running around, tensing your muscles for the ball’s impact and making up strategies to win
you sigh at the fond memory.
“so,” you jolt at someone’s voice, not having realized you were sitting on a rock and staring into space.
“kohaku,” you say with a gentle smile, not really in the mood to talk to anyone.
“what’s wrong? you seem pretty defeated, did you fight with senku?”
“hm? no, no we didn’t fight,” you shake your head.
“then?”
you turn to stare at her, fondly. “i don’t know man-“
“i’m a woman!”
“-i just miss playing volleyball. the thrill of it all. scraping your knees, your elbows when you fall from saving the ball. knocking into a groupmate and just… spending hours playing with friends… being competitive… i miss that.”
“volleyball…” kohaku mumbles, “is a game? sounds like a battle.”
you laugh, “almost! a battle to win and.. ah man,”
“woman.”
“i miss it.” you say, staring up into the sky. “i ask senku for just a moment…” you frown, “he has his own thing, something he loves. i don’t mind helping him, i know this is the best for humanity but, i just wish i had volleyball as my escape again.”
kohaku frowns, “what’s stopping you?”
you give her a look, “i don’t really have anyone to play with, senku made this ball for me and just gave it to me like he’s trying to get rid of a child.”
“that’s rude.”
“i guess,” you shrug.
“i still don’t get how you to are together,” she says honestly.
you smile, “me neither.”
she sees you sigh, looking anywhere with a saddened smile. “you know,” she starts, “while everyone appreciates the new things senku is showing and providing us, there’s no harm in learning games. after all, it’s something someone invented, right? something for people to also enjoy?”
you stare at her, surprised at this. “well.. yes-“
“then teach us! there’s lot’s of people in the village that would love a good competition! i’m sure sure of us warriors would be up for it!”
“are you serious?” you asks, heart racing with excitement.
“duh.”
and you stand up, following her back to the village. you see senku once more in his little world, a world you barely fit in.
but that’s okay, you’re looking forward to something more.
“volleyball!” you hear kohaku yell, “i dare you all to learn it and play!”
“hey, don’t force them-“ you try.
“it’s a game!” she grins.
“we have responsibilities, kohaku,” one of the warriors said.
“we could take a break,” another one says, “it’s pretty quiet today. “plus, games bring on challenges, no?” he asks you.
“well, yes. absolutely.” you smile, hoping you could at least round up four people.
“i’m down for a challenge!” another pipes up.
and soon, you got your six people, you and kohaku included. it was enough for you.
they were pretty good at listening and executing the practices and the stances. before long, they were ready to play.
it was so exiting, you’re pretty sure you were smiling the whole time, but your face doesn’t hurt.
what made you feel even better was that everyone else was enjoying it! two rounds later and a crowd started to form, mostly kids and teens but there was cheering and clapping.
you were soaring. and your team won.
“alright! guys! it’s getting dark!” gen says with a clap.
“that was great!” you laughed, drenched in sweat.
“water,” kohaku gasped.
“get your water over here please,” gen yells.
“good game guys! y’all learned fast!” you said as everyone ran towards gen.
“or you’re good at teaching,” senku’s voice came from behind.
you tensed, unsure whether to be petty or forgive him for his lack of attention and affection.
“maybe,” you end up saying. you don’t pay him more mind as you try to walk over to gen.
“here,” senku says, grabbing your arm with one hand and the other shoves water in your face.
“oh,” you take it awkwardly. “thanks.”
he stares at you before furiously wiping his hand on his coat.
you spit out the water you were gulping down. “you’re still disgusted with my sweat!?”
he makes a face, “why wouldn’t i be? you’re so sweaty!”
“senku, no one told you to touch me!”
“well i wanted to!” he pauses, “plus, we’re dating.”
“yet you still hate when i’m sweaty.”
“it’s unhygienic.”
you rolls you eyes. and the two of you are enveloped in a slightly stiff silence.
“it’s been a while since i’ve seen you like that.”
“three thousand seven hundred years.” you say casually as you gulp down the rest of the water.
he stares at you, a look you can’t quite decipher. “yeah.” he scratches his neck, looking away. “i’ve always liked seeing you play.” he pauses, “i hope you had fun.”
you stare at him for a second. then you smile, “i did.”
“sorry i suck at that. i know you’re upset.”
“it’s fine, guess it’s just been so long since i’ve seen you that i really wanted to spend time with you.”
“can’t fault you for that.” he says, sparing you a glance. he almost seems ashamed.
“you hungry?” you ask.
he’s about to shake his head but he remembers he hasn’t eaten all day. instead, worked and every now and then watched you play.
as he watched you eye a food cart, he remembers how the two of you would eat at one after school, especially after your practices.
with a smile, he nods and takes your hand, which you grin at.
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fraux140 · 6 months ago
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Some König Headcanons and Hottakes
So I want to preface this by saying no hate to anyone. These are just some opinions that I think some people might disagree with which is totally fine. This is also a little bit of me pointing out some of his flaws. I love him though.
He is not a shy little uwu boy who would have a panic attack if a cutie looked at him a certain way. If he was so prone to panic attacks and his anxiety was that crippling then he wouldn't have been in the special forces and he wouldn't be in a PMC - which are highly selective.
Personally I don't fully believe that he was a colonel. The only hint we have gotten of that is a one of the 'Bad Brothers' loading screens which just says 'Colonel König' with no more context. Colonels aren't really active on the battle field and it is very unlikely you would see one in action. Officers ranked that highly are seen as too valuable to be 'wasted' in infantry combat.
Continuing from my last point, even a lot of majors and Lt Colonels aren't battle prone. Considering he would have had to have passed through those ranks to become a colonel means that he would have spent a lot of time behind a desk and commanding teams such as platoons and battalions. We don't know enough about him to say that he isn't a good leader, after all he is simply an operator with a few paragraphs of text as a background. However, his voice lines and little text we do get about him tells us he is not one to enjoy standing by and having others fight on his command. He would MUCH rather be in the brawl.
And I know that Alejandro is a colonel and very active duty, however we can assume that this is largely due to his ambition and personal attachment to his home, which he wants to protect from the cartel. I'm not saying a colonel doesn't fight, but it is exceedingly rare.
My last anti-colonel theory point - why would a colonel wear such DIY gear? I just want to say if you hc him as a colonel that is absolutely FINE, those are just reasons as to why I don't :/
Moving on, I believe him to be a sore loser. For example, he was deemed unfit to be a sniper, and so he wears a sniper hood and has that voiceline "And they said I couldn't be a sniper". Dress for the job you want, not the job you have ig?
I believe he wants to prove people wrong. Getting rejected as a sniper wounded his ego so A LOT. I hc him to be between 32-37 and if he joined jagkdo/KSK (old bio said he was German and in the KSK, newer ones said Austrian and JagKdo, now there's no mention of sf so idk??) while he was younger, say around 23-26, he's had a lot of time for that wound to heal and yet it hasn't. This man holds hella grudges.
Because of this, I think that a fear of failure might also contribute to his anxiety. If he was asked about being scared to fail he'd smirk and say there was no way. But deep down in his core it eats away at him.
This might also bleed into his social life. He's fearful of relationships and remains single for a long time. He'd rather not ask you out instead of having you reject him for trying. He'd have to REALLY like somebody and also have some reassurance or signs that they liked him out.
Cannot accept accountability for simple mistakes. He knocked your coffee mug over? You shouldn't have left it there. Hit you a little too hard in training? You should be stronger. You should have dodged it. Not his fault you're not as good as him.
Is a show off. If he is obviously better at something then you'll never hear the end of it. Better driver? Better fighter. Yeah, he's bragging about it. Again, his fear of not being good enough rears its ugly head. He deflects it on to those who are weaker - they could never be him.
Damn this was a list of negatives, but I love him in spite of all of his flaws. What kind of list should I make next? I should probably do one with some positive traits lmao.
Anyway, I don't mind at all if anyone disagrees with these this is just how I see him. Maybe one day I'll write a fic where he acknowledges his demons and starts to heal.
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thatoneguydownthestreet · 2 years ago
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I have no clue if your taking requests so ignore this if you not
But if you are... hear me out housewardens (manly leona) try and get apocalypse y/n into a bath
I say this because in your hc ut says leona throws up when they first met. So yeah
Ao3 is down and i’m pissed. also here's some music
FEM ALIGNED PLEASE DNI
Dorms make you take a damn bath.
Riddle Rosehearts: 
you were, for some ungodly reason, confused on why his face looks like someone force fed him sixteen lemons in a row whenever your around
well, my stupid student, that’s because you, yes you, smell like dog shit
old, cold, fermented dog shit that was left out in the rain
in other words: you stink
and riddle is loosing his damn mind over it
how does one go about telling this to their friend?
in a polite manner?
because he caN’t jUsT teLl yoU
so he tries to drop little hints
Tries
just small things at first
Just a little air freshener tree that you get at the carwash here and there
you find a mysterious perfume bottle on your night stand after Duece spent the night at Ramshackle
look! it smells like cherries!
too bad you didn’t trust it at all!
oh and look at this, an expensive cologne bottle that smells like sandelwood? isn’t that just plesent? Isn't it nice?
welp, it’s not yours! better put it back where you found it, someone's probably losing their shit looking for it
Riddle is now getting a bit desperate here
just a tad
Just a tad bit desperate
...anything can help right?
he makes Cater drop off a change of clothes for you. just some of the spare clothes that weren’t exactly his dorm uniform, that for some reason, he found laying around. 
he’d have to have a little “chat” about that later with his dorm
He also kindly requested that Cater steal some of your clothes so he could wash them for once
(he was being quite literal on the “for once” part. those things smelled like they’ve never touched an ounce of detergent since you got them from crowly) 
unfortuanatly, you are way too observant for your own good, and catch onto shit way too fast for his liking (or anyones liking) and quickly became suspicious about your missing clothes that miraculous reappeared in your drawers smelling...different
Riddle started feeling a little guilty for this after you locked yourself in your room for three days, and then came back out looking absolutely exhausted, checking over your shoulder like you had when you first got here
(Cater could have sworn he saw lilia looking at him with a dead stare out of the corner of his eye every time he went to club. Kalim said he was probably imagining it.)
Soon enough, operation mystery laundry was void
Meaning, your clothes returned to smelling like shit
And you...well, you never really stopped
.....ok.
Ok. He can work around this.
Hahahaha....Hahaha...ha....fuck
If ace trappola looks at you one day, says he's sorry, and then takes out a can of frebreez air freshener and sprays away, don't question shit, perfect
You brought this on yourself
But you of course, act like a cat being chased with a spray bottle, and run away
It for real takes trey to be the only responsible adult (NRC is an actual college and they're all adults fight me) in the entire goddamn campus to actually walk up to you and tell you you smell like ass
You then have a conversation about the rarity of clean water in you world
That conversation causes trey to come back to heartslabyul, take a metal bucket, fill it with clean, clear water, and then promptly dump it on you
And then he refills it with soapy water
That's right folks!
He's washing you, and your clothes!
Somewhere in the background, an NPC sees this and goes to notify riddle of the weird shit happening in the kitchens
Riddle doesn't know how to feel about this
He's definitely not happy but...he ain't mad about it either
He just makes an unfortunate NPC grab some towels for you
You didn't really know how to use the towels
Is it a blanket? No?
Your supposed to get it wet....
??huh?
Later that night, one Cater Diamond will whip out a PowerPoint presentation has been sitting in his computer for an undisclosed amout if time, explaining what a bath is
Everyone will thank him the next day for it
Ace still has the frebreez bottle btw, it's now used discreetly in alchemy class for whenever he and duece fuck up a potion
Leona Kingscholar:
Oh boy here we go
The cat man has gone from simply laying around in the [thingy] gardens to straight up rolling around in the plants to mask your smell just enough to not hurl on ground the second he sees you
this works 70% of the time
The other 30% is between him, ruggie, and the bathrooms
And once he realizes Jack howl hangs our with you on a regular basis?
Well, let's just say said dog boy is a little confused on why he's suddenly getting so much respect from his dorm members
Anyways, you leona doesn't really do anything about it at first.
You don't come by savanaclaw that much and your paths don't naturally cross too often, so doing something about the absolute toxic waste smell mixed with a half rotting animal carcass doesn't really have much...appeal to it
That was until this moment
Because you, my adorable little shit stain, were now in his PE class
PE class.
The class where everyone gets sweaty and smelly anyway
The only class that happened outside, you know, where his nose is just a little more sensitive because of the wind?
Yeah? That class
....great sevens help him
There are no pleasant smelling flowers in the fliedhouse. There is no access to any type of perfumes in the flied house because there are no pomefiore students out here
Ah shit, look at him, wishing for a pomefiore student
Never thought that one would happen
Anyways, kalim will later question leona about why he's been staying so close to him during PE recently
Because you are constantly bathed in inscents and spices kalim. inscents and spices
You are quickly deemed to jack work
Yeah, no way in hell is he dealing with this by himself, and ruggie isn't either, leona kind of need him alive to do his laundry (and provide the occasional comedic relief for whenever his brain decides it hates him a little more that day)
Now, jack is a lot of things
And he's usually prepared for whatever bullshit his dormmates and friends throw at him
But this...
Um. Perfect. Bro. Can you...can you perhaps not smell yourself?
Because he can
Everyone can. Actually
His approach is thankfully more quick than riddles
But he still tries to do it the polite way first
Leaving some cacti and succulents that had flowered early in your dorm room from time to time
They ultimately did nothing on their own, which is why he made epel politely convinced vil to put a little scenting spell on them
....it kind of works?
Congratulations Y/N. You now smell like shit with flowers on top
Which is arguably worse, but leona and literary EVERYONE ELSE will take what they can get
....
And then there's ruggie
He doesn't know when or why it happened, but he thinks it had something to do with the way you always seemed to marval at the water
He didn't eat in the cafeteria often, usually just eating on the go or whenever he found the time
But he still needed to get in there everyday for a certain spoiled prince
So...he saw you there sometimes
...and he saw your face when you looked at the water everyone else was drinking
You had stopped wearing that weird mask a long time ago (ruggie could vaguely remember leonas shoulders dropping the slightest bit when he told him....he wonders why that was sometimes)
The day you had taken it off was certainly...an event
But it turned out to be a good thing in the end, because seeing your face and what you were feeling was so much easier
And it let him see that painfully familiar face of disbelief and envy so much earlier
He knew those faces for a good reason. They'd been his after all, once upon a time
....he shouldn't do this
...
....he really shouldn't do this
....
When ruggie was nine years old, he saw a dead man just behind the old, half dried up waterhole that his ancestors ancestors used to gather water from
He had died from a disease that had made its way into their water supply
He remembered coming down with a bad fever shortly after and despite the dry heat of the desert, ruggie bucchi had never felt so cold
The old king of sunset savanna, leona kingscholars late father, had sent in doctor's and scientists and a years worth of clean water for his village only a few months later
Too bad they didn't come earlier...
It would've save a couple body bags
He hoped, oh great seven he'd hoped, that no one else dear to him had ever had to live that particular part if his life
...
...too bad nothing ever likes going his way
Your water didn't deserve to be called water, to have the glory and credit of the ever precious resource that allowed life itself
Because your water, wasn't water
It was poison
It's was a sickly brown, sometimes green, sometimes black, poison
And it was everywhere in the tunnels, you had said
"When I was little, I was playing around in an old abandoned army tank-"
("a what?" "Don't worry about it")
"-and...well, I guess we played a little too hard, because I got cut. Just a small scrape on my knee really..."
"But...it was enough for the water to make its way into my blood"
"...one of the medics. A man named Abdul? Yes. Abdul. He was able to bleed me just enough before it made its way in too deep"
"But still...the days after."
"I had never felt so...so.."
"...cold?", his voice came out in a whimper. It was barely a whisper
And he swore he felt his heart break a little when you shook your head with a sad smile
"Freezing"
....
....
A few things changed after that
It turns out, washing wounds with clean water and soap was a good way to treat wounds
Even the small ones!
"And it keeps you healthy! You won't get sick as easily as before!"
Ruggie didn't know exactly how to feel about the way your eyes sparkled at that
Azul Ashengrotto:
You must be out of your God damn mind if you think your even allowed in the lounge
Sorry perfect, but Azul has a business to run and patrons to keep happy, and you, my dear boy, do not currently spark joy
You smell like the trash that would sometimes wind up in the sea, despite it being illegal to dump your shit in the sea but whatever
He didn't like that you smelled so much like home
...but also not like home
The smell of the ocean on you was undeniable, but...you also smelled. Toxic
And he, for the life of him, just couldn't figure out why
He's not totally sure he wanted to figure out why
Something had clicked for jade a while back, that he was atleast semi-certain of
It was hard not to be, really
After all, he had never seen a look of horror that had crossed his vice wardens face quite like that before
He could still catch him looking at you in the halls, looking like he wanted to go right up to you and confirm whatever suspicions he had
But he never did...
Maybe it was because you weren't really close
Or maybe it was because you smelled terrible
Nah but seriously perfect, you act like the perfect gentleman when your not on survival mode, so why can't you just attempt to smell nice?
One shower ☝️ just- just one!
Please!
Here! Hell lend you some of this cologne too! It's expensive and it smells very pleasant if he says so himsel- wait- perfect- where the fuck are you going?
You were later found on the ceiling by lilia
....
How did you even..?
.
Whatever.
He's not wasting his time thinking about this right now
He has a restaurant to open! People to manage! A Floyd leech to control! And a fire cat to-
....
.......
Ya'know what? Jade wanted to talk to you anyways
This is his problem now
Floyd should be enough to keep the costumers and employees in line while he's making contracts in the back right?
Right
So when you open the dorm to Ramshakle and see one jade leech carrying a terrified grim in his arms, you better not complain about a damn thing Y/N
...
Anyways, you and jade are having some tea
You got it from kalim! It's the most expensive thing in the whole dorm!
Jade had a friendly smile on his face while he watched you make it
Why was he so focused on how much sugar you put in though?
..whatever man.
He took his midly sweet with two cubes of sugar and you took a strange satisfaction in watching his face go from friendly to horrified disbelief as he watched you dump about half the damn sugar from the container into yours
You still hadnt said anything
...
It was getting a little awkward. He was watching you drink your tea like a hawk
He lowkey looked concerned for your health
And sanity. Probably. Yeah
"So uh. Perfect?"
Oh?
"Hm?"
"May i ask a question?"
"What type of question?"
"A possibly deeply personal one"
There was a pause.
"...Well you can ask"
"Ah...so. you said you lived next to the ocean?"
You probably shouldn't have brightened at the mention of that...wretched place
....but it was still you home
And people will miss there home like people do
"Yes. Although I could never really go out to the surface by myself, so I never really got to see the sun rise over the horizon..i never got to see the sun at all actually"
He looked...
You couldn't really name how he looked
"Oh."
"..."
"So. This question. Did you...was the water. What was the water like?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, what color was it"
"It water that ran through the tunnels closest to the shore line always looked very...dark I guess? But now because of the lighting, some of the water itself was straight up black"
Jade wasn't smiling anymore.
"The elders had to boil it at least five times over before it was safe to drink"
No. Jade wasn't smiling at all.
"I see."
"So I'm guessing you didn't exactly waste any water to bathe?"
You tilted you head to the side in confusion
"Um. No?"
"...well that explains a couple things"
Two hours later, you were dressed down to your boxers and a T-shirt, and being thrown in a tub full of foamy water
It smelled rather pleasant
The water was warm. Was it freshly boiled?
Yeah. Probably.
...
Thos felt. Nice.
Jade picked up a rectangular shaped bottle and squirted a liquid in his hands. It reminded you if that laundry detergent you saw ruggie using to wash leonas clothes
Oh.
It was soap?
You felt long slender finders work it's way into your hair
Oh
...
"Tilt your head back for me please"
You did as requested
When had you closed your eyes?
The sound of gentle splashing and the feeling of your hair getting wet ... shouldn't have been this relaxing
The texture of the soap felt different somehow. Less liquid and more foam
It was nice.
.
.
.
Jade had excused himself after washing your hair. Explaining what to do with your body and the surrounding soaps and this weird fluffy thing called a luffa
And the next day, you passed a certain azul ashengrotto
Who then took the most violent double take you've ever seen
Also Floyd was staring at you. And then at jade. And then at you.
And then back at jade.
....uh.
Yes.
Azul stared for a few more seconds.
And then he sighed.
Ok. So you smelled uncannily like jade.
He did not want to think about how that happened but ok.
You didn't smell like burning garbage that was then put out in contaminated water
And that was really all he could ask for at this point.
Kalim al-asim and my bbg. Mostly my bbg
Jamil has to wave an incense stick around you before you go into the dorm
Nah but fr bro was fighting for his life in chapter 4
You could almost hear him replaying "I need him for the plan I need him for the plan I need him for the plan" over and over again in his head like a mantra
There was a cry of relief when he flung your ass to to desert
And now kalim has to deal with you
Bro is crying and in desperate need of comfort and he pulls away when you hug him 💀
Floyd will laugh at this
you will be sad and confused
And Floyd will laugh harder
Kalim is fucking struggling not to grimace when you get too close to him and you just don't know why
It's because you smell like shit and Jamil didn't wave around the vanilla lavender smoke stick around you to slightly 🤏 mask that scent
BUT ITS NOT LIKE YOU KNOW THAT LOSER LMAO
There was a random gust of wind in the desert one night and you scent drifted over to Floyd
He doubled over coughing
He did this for a good three minutes
Jade was hovering over his shoulder with water waiting for him to throw up
I hope this puts it into perspective of how foul you will smell after only having a bath about twice a year
Yesh, no wonder all your childhood friends are dead
Kalim is trying his best to make sure you and everyone else are alright without getting too close to you
It's precious really
Nah but he is just so close to using oasis maker on you and you alone
But there ain't really any soap 'round these parts so you will smell worse than a wet dog if he does that
So he doesnt
Begrudgingly
Jade thanks him for this
Jamil nearly cries when you come back
These are not tears of joy
You nearly make him stop the fight to go get you a bath
Help him he's having flashbacks of that awkward time in his life where he had to get kalims baths ready for him every night
And when the battle is over?
Jamil is spending an extra two days in that infirmary
He was already considering it because of kalim but you were just the fucking cherry weren't you?
Meanwhile, the world's perfume companies is a little concerned with how much perfume and scented oils are suddenly going out of stock
And you, you fucking dog, are concerned about the people trying to drag you to scarbia and start spraying you with some weird, good smelling liquid
...
They brought back a memory you didn't want to bring back
Two injured scarabia students and one paranoid Ramshakle perfect later, jamil finally snapped
He kindly let you know you smelled like a human rights violation and told you that you needed a bath more than he needed a will to live
...
Why were you being so quite? Were you feeling shame? If you were feeling shame then it was about dam ti-
"What did they spray me with"
"...I'm guessing a variety of perfume"
"...perfumes.?"
You looked confused
And. A little horrified?
Uh.
"Yes. Perfumes"
Was it just him or was it getting a little hot in here?
In, you know, the desert
"But those werent....is everyone at this school an aristocrat?"
...blink
"No?"
"Then why did those two have perfume?"
Blink. Blink.
"...perfect"
"Perfumes are. Perfectly accessible to the public"
Damn shawty, you're entirely reality really loves crashing down on you huh?
You spaced out almost immediately after that, and Jamil led you to the showers, much more gently than he was planning on before
....
He didn't like how he felt his stomach start to drop when you froze up at the clean, hot water coming out of the shower head
Vil Shoenheit
There really ain't much to say here
Easily the most blunt
Yeah, you're not getting anywhere near him if you smell like that
Sorry not sorry, it's not happening
Gets it done immediately
Has you taken the the bathroom and rook explains what a shower is and how often you have to take one
And that it basically
Man's wasted no time and now you have a thirty step skin care routine. Congratulations.
Idia shroud:
....
We're you expecting this man to be around enough to actually smell you?
Nah
Nah, yall meet online or through his floating tablet and that is it
....and then there's boardgame club
He invited you once
He quickly realized and regretted his mistake the second you walked into the room
Ortho reminds him that he too, smells like shit most of the time
It does little to subdue him
But it does make him have a small pang of guilt and the shame that comes with hypocrisy every time he talks shit in his head
He tells one person about this as a sort of dollar store therapy session
And that person is his gaming partner
And- damn bro, you got one of these foul smelling bitches too?
So this is a common phenomenon?
I guess?
Yeah, don't plan on interacting with him in person until you figure out how to use a damn shower
Your on tablet treatment
But you still need to log into WoW when he and the hot-pink emo need you
You're surprisingly pretty good? Actually?
I mean, you certainly know your survival tactics
Including some shit he's never really bothered to think about
Tf do you mean make a grenade out of a tin can? Wtf is a grenade in the first place?
Anyways, idia has some new weapons in the inventory
But uh...perfect?
Sometimes the shit that you day is....concerning
Especially around water sources
"This is all water?"
"...yes?"
"And it hasn't been drained? It's not that we'll hidden. There's no way that the upper counsle hasn't found it yet"
"..."
"Huh?"
Idia would like to blame the VR for making you forget this is a video game
But yeah he's got some questions
And lucky for him! He is severely sleep deprived and lacking his usual "just apply common sense" mentality!
So again! Questions
First if all, was water rare where....ever your from?
(Water wasn't rare exactly, you guys in the tunnels just...weren't aloud to have it)
Well what the hell were "the tunnles?"
He didn't ask that one though, he was more focused on the water.
Questions for another day
What's the upper counsle?
(you stayed silent for a long minyte after that, only replying in a non-answer that you really hated the upper counsle)
How are you still alive if you don't have water?
"Well...I'm not really alive anymore..."
What?
"But before! Before that I lived in a base that was close to the ocean, and water would sometimes flow in"
I'm sorry, idia feels like you've just brushed over something more important
"So we'd collect as much as we could and boil it! It'd have to be boiled and filtered at least five times before it even go to some semblance of clean... so there really wasn't a whole lot to divide amongst the people down there afterwards"
Oh so we're. We're just gonna move right on past that. Ok then.
"Wait so. Have you ever had a shower?"
"Whenever we have enough water I guess? But those are mainly for the children and the sick ones"
.......ahhhhh
"Ok. Well. I'm gonna tell you what a shower is, and you are going to take one immediately"
"..ok?"
So now he's here, buying more soap than he would need to last a dozen lifetimes
How did his life cough ever come to this?
...and seriously. What the hell did you mean when you basically told him that you were a dead man walking?
Malleus draconia:
Met you in your little gas mask, assassination, survival island phase
And you met some big ass horn man who popped out from a bunch of little....light bugs
And uh...uh.
Let's just say having a dull, poorly made knife thrown straight at you wasn't really the best first impression
Mother fucker was about to smite you down where you stood until you asked who tf he was
Then he paused
...oh damn
This little human boy doesn't know shit huh?
Dam-.....
What smells?
Bro starts sniffing the air like a fuckin dog
Now, malleus could say he had a relatively strong nose
He was a dragon fae who had lived for hundreds of years after all, he could memorize scents and pick things out in them
Like he could pick out the chemicals and pollution and death in yours
He takes two steps back
And then one step forward because he's confused
What.....what the fuck?
Uhhhh....you won't mind if he just...
Over the course of several days, you gradually smell better
Just enough to be bearable
Leona on his knees thanking some ancient God he don't believe in fr
You also get a strong craving for water
Not to drink it necessarily, but to just. Be in it.
You're also finding yourself in the Ramshakle bathrooms more often than not and you can't figure out why
Like now, when you sitting in the bathtub
....
What does this nob do?
Oh shit, you just got water everywhere.
....you just got water.....everywhere
Clean water.
Hot. Water.
....
...you're really in another world aren't you?
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This has been sitting in my drafts for like a week now holy shit💀
Ok. Time to work on some other shit now. I'm like half way done with the first chapter of The Doves Called The Day You Came Home so that's nice ig
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luvscr · 2 years ago
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price, ghost and alejandro reacting to m!reader's sh scars (hcs)
cw/tags: depression, sh, scars, hurt/comfort, angst, fluff fluff fluff, probably ooc characters but idc🫶
apologies for any grammatical erros!
long ass note:
so i got this request which i won't be showing in case it might trigger someone nor will i tag the person who requested this bc im not sure if he would be comfortable with it. i've never written about sh hurt comfort before, simply because i didn't feel like i could do justice for the comfort part but i tried my best and tried to make it not so triggering. your media consumption is your own responsibility, please proceed carefully and do not read if you're not in the right mindset. if you're struggling, i know it's hard but please reach out to a loved one or even me. you're not alone, you matter.
price:
it was purely on accident that he saw your scars. he wouldn't mention it to you but he would ask around, people you interact with if they've heard or seen anything. when they asked questions he would simply shut them down or use his rank and pull the "classified information" card. he wouldn't really know what to do, given he's your superior so it was kind of his responsibility, so he got in touch with kate to help him find a therapist. his first instinct is to get professional help if needed. he would invite you to his office so it's just the two of you and make you comfortable, even make you a cup of tea. he would approach the topic carefully and wouldn't force you to tell anything you didn't want to, reassure you that he's not upset, he just wants to help. if you refuse to get a therapist it's okay, he completely understands and will offer you to talk to him instead. he may come off as stern sometimes but it's just because he genuinely cares so much about you and is worried constantly, no matter how old the scars are. he would try to think of alternatives for you to put that energy into if you still struggle and would be there anytime to comfort you. he kinda acts like a dad (like w everyone bruh)
ghost:
oh sweet lord this man. he kind of had a feeling when he noticed that even in the hottest weather you only wore long sleeved clothes. he would notice them when your sleeve and the somewhat shorts you had on accidentally rolled up. you just ignored his eyes burning holes through you, given it was normal for him to just stare menacingly at anyone. (not on purpose tho he just looks mean by default) i wouldn't say it would trigger him, but it would definitely stir up some unpleasant feelings inside of him because of his past. he knows exactly how you feel and wants to help you, no matter if you're a friend or just some rando at the base. just like price he would approach the subject carefully, knowing well how hard it is to reach out for help and how it's even harder to open up and actually talk about it. he isn't the best at comforting but he's is a damn good listener and he'll let you know that if you need him don't hesitate to talk to him even if it feels useless. will crack those stupid jokes of his to make you feel better lol tbh i feel like he would be the best kind of person to open up to because he relates so much, he completely understands the feeling of being ashamed of self-destructive activities and would be the sweetest during a relapse. would caress gently the older scars on your body if you allow him to :(<3
he strikes me as a very straightforward person bc of the graves scene. my dude just straight up told the cabrón to stfu (as he should!!) so based on this i think as soon as he sees he's all up in your business. of course not with the intention to make you uncomfortable but he just wants to make sure you're okay and is absolutely willing to help whether it's finding a therapist or just giving a shoulder to lean on. he values every single person in his life and would literally do anything for them and obviously you're no exception. ngl it would be kind of uncomfortable and awkward as you're not used to so much attention especially surrounding your mental health, but he just wants to do good and he's willing to do anything to help and i mean anything. you need a break from work? done. a hug? you don't even have to ask. he will do everything for you if you feel too drained to do even basic things such as cooking meals, helping you shower if you're comfortable with that and etc. basically becomes a househusband for you!
alejandro:
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zhongster · 6 months ago
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If you're still willing to write for Stardew, can we get some headcanons about... anyone, really?
Oh absolutely dearest, it was actually a burp fic that got me into stardew valley in the first place way back in 2018 (it was about Sebastian and Sam was there too i think??) but for the life of me I haven’t been able to find it again
Anyway here are some headcanons for my personal favorite character: Elliott <3
THIS IS KINK CONTENT, DNI IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT
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First of all Elliott is a huge drama queen
He might actually get embarrassed and cry if he burps in front of the farmer early in their relationship
Especially because this man’s burps are NOT small
They are BELCHY every. single. time.
I truly believe he’s such a dark horse and could easily out belch Shane if you give him beer
Wine burps
WINE BURPS GUYS
If he burps and tastes the wine it’s game over he’s like “aaaand that’s enough”
I personally hc him as being from a wealthy old money southern family (that he cut contact with bc they suck) so he has one of those rich people honey-thick southern accents
So i could totally see him full on BELCHING and then bringing a hand to his chest like “oh my lord, pardon me” with that southern drawl
Despite how overdramatic and embarrassed he’d be before he and the farmer start dating/in the early days of their relationship I feel like once he got comfortable he’d pretty much just let them out (within reason) without thinking much about it
If something absolutely wet and vile and disgusting came outta him he’d just cover his mouth with both hands and stand there in shock
I feel like he spends a lot of his time at his desk writing and drinking either red wine or tea (and forgetting to eat) so he ends up with a lot of air in his stomach
He’s very prone to liquid bloating since he does forget to eat and quells his stomach with drinks
He’ll let out some really good ones right there at his desk and just continue writing
Beer really gets his stomach bloated af
He usually avoids it for that reason but on holidays he has been known to indulge
Also Elliott has a surprising amount of kink worthy lines that are actually in the game its kind of insane
One such example:
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He has a specific line where he stuffs himself during the winter feast and my brain went haywire with that one
He also definitely loves belly rubs
This is a man that likes to be pampered especially when he has a sore, bloated belly
If and when he and the farmer have children his burps have definitely woken the baby up on numerous occasions
They’re like prime for child-scaring
As in canon, he’s also very prone to hiccups
And the only way he can successfully get them to go away is to hit himself on the chest and try to force up the biggest belch possible
Sometimes he even has to swallow air to do it
I have a very specific image of him in my head letting out these monstrous burps while he fusses with his hair in the mirror
Or while he’s gathering his hair into a ponytail
He’s super casual about it too
Like I don’t think he understands how genuinely massive his burps actually are
He hears them all the time so he’s like??? Desensitized to how loud they are???
So when the farmer’s like “Jesus?!?!?” It takes him a second to be like “OH! OH THAT WAS LOUD I BEG YOUR PARDON” (again with the twang)
here’s a video reference
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