#this is about.

[carebeardean]

hey sorry to tell you this but your boyfriends doomed by the narrative. yeah, he thinks his fate is inevitable but really it’s because his desperate attempts to thwart god and save his loved ones without relying on the kindness of people only draw it ever looming closer. yeah, it’s like he hasn’t learned we’re not built to bear the burdens of the world alone. yeah. it’s ok. we put him in the garden by the tomatoes though and the gentle heat of the sun healed his weary heart. ok. thanks. love u

[insinirate]

you watched promare didnt you

I DID NOT WATCH PROMARE!!!!

[crossnamara]

i hate banners i hate banners i hate banners i h

[jewishdainix]

*sniffs* he is going to be such a babygirl when he grows up

[pseu-donymous]

Me to everyone I know: “Yeah, I’m kind of into this show…”

Also me when I’m obsessively looking through the wiki and see something I disagree with:

[lesbiantrish]

time to cry over fictional characters

[taniushka12]

sometimes a ship can be dog/dog, if you believe

[geomeows]

GRRR I WANT TO BE OVERWORKED TIRELESSLY FOR 48 HOURS IN AN ATTEMPT TO WIN A DIGITAL GOLD STICKER TO DISPLAY ON MY DIGITAL LOCKER

[wyvernspirit]

Feminist brain: a mechanic would never wear that!

Lesbian brain: hnghhh hot women in a cropped tank top her abs showing wearing big baggy pants and covered in (motor) oil

Consider: the monkey brain/human brain meme but instead it’s feminist brain/lesbian brain

[metaphoricallyrose]

Support group

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[regina-cordium]

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed