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class-jester · 1 month ago
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Baby Prime Part 2
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nightmarerodent · 10 months ago
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Johnny, at the police station: Hi, I’m here for Cassie and Jin.
Receptionist: Last names?
Johnny: …… Oh, you must be new here.
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nat-seal-well · 6 months ago
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My problem is that I’ve been working in retail for so long that angry customers don’t scare me they just piss me off because who the fuck do you think you are? I don’t get paid enough to be talked to like this. No one does. Who just goes out in public and treats strangers like that?? Walk into traffic
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movedtodykedvonte · 2 years ago
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Hobie and Pavitr when Hobie takes the wrong shit out of the wall of Spidey HQ:
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dollarstoreartsupplies · 8 months ago
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“ur telling me right now NO ONE has written a curtwen scream au??? N O O N E??? do I have to do everything myself????”
*hard cut to me staring at an empty word document because it is physically impossible to make curt both sidney and stu*
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cs-cabin-and-crew · 5 months ago
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Me who lives in PJ shorts and T: oh. My sister-in-law is over. I should put on something better.
Puts on long PJ pants and puts hair in side braid: perfect.
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h4z4rd0ou5 · 1 year ago
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Mikey ate the last capri sun after Raph called dibs
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jigenstits · 2 years ago
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// slightly nsfw
lupin waits until jigen bends over to pick something up, then he walks over and slaps his ass as hard as he can, this catches jigen so off guard he almost falls over
he then spends the next 10 minutes chasing after lupin shouting various threats, while lupin runs away, laughing his ass off the entire time
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ind1c0lite · 1 year ago
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Kicking my legs giggling thinking abt AA4 again
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just-a-tiny-goldfish · 1 year ago
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Omg tho the public after Starving Man captures charge on live tv and they’re like
Interviewer: what is being done to get the ex marshal charge back
Rangers: nothing
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pekodayz · 2 years ago
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matsu rb bomb
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jonathanbyersphd · 2 years ago
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I AM ONCE AGAIN LISTENING TO THIS SONG AND THINKING OF BYLER
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schumigrace · 2 years ago
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the temptation to sit and binge watch criminal minds instead of socialising like I said I would is strong
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atlas-affogato · 1 year ago
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I'm making myself sad about Finn and Valmont again
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iszapizza · 1 year ago
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baby Jedi maul is back !
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reckless-rider · 2 years ago
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My professor presenting his lecture slideshow he made the night before: oops that's not right. Haha oh no that's wrong. Oh that's wrong too, I just copy pasted and forget to change that hahaha
Me:*stares at nonexistent camera like on the office*
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