#this is a weekly occurrence

[classjezter]

Baby Prime Part 2

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[intimidating-fettuccine]

BEN: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly?

Jeff: It’s 3am, please go back to sleep.

[nightmarerodent]

Johnny, at the police station: Hi, I’m here for Cassie and Jin.

Receptionist: Last names?

Johnny: …… Oh, you must be new here.

[nat-seal-well]

My problem is that I’ve been working in retail for so long that angry customers don’t scare me they just piss me off because who the fuck do you think you are? I don’t get paid enough to be talked to like this. No one does. Who just goes out in public and treats strangers like that?? Walk into traffic

[oopey-doopey]

Hobie and Pavitr when Hobie takes the wrong shit out of the wall of Spidey HQ:

[ihavenofunnynameideas]

Ahavili on the brain again

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

“ur telling me right now NO ONE has written a curtwen scream au??? N O O N E??? do I have to do everything myself????”

*hard cut to me staring at an empty word document because it is physically impossible to make curt both sidney and stu*

[cs-cabin-and-crew]

Me who lives in PJ shorts and T: oh. My sister-in-law is over. I should put on something better.

Puts on long PJ pants and puts hair in side braid: perfect.

[h4z4rd0ou5]

Mikey ate the last capri sun after Raph called dibs

[jigenstits]

// slightly nsfw

lupin waits until jigen bends over to pick something up, then he walks over and slaps his ass as hard as he can, this catches jigen so off guard he almost falls over

he then spends the next 10 minutes chasing after lupin shouting various threats, while lupin runs away, laughing his ass off the entire time

[ind1c0lite]

Kicking my legs giggling thinking abt AA4 again

[just-a-tiny-goldfish]

Omg tho the public after Starving Man captures charge on live tv and they’re like

Interviewer: what is being done to get the ex marshal charge back

Rangers: nothing

[pekodayz]

matsu rb bomb

[jonathanbyersphd]

I AM ONCE AGAIN LISTENING TO THIS SONG AND THINKING OF BYLER

[schumigrace]

the temptation to sit and binge watch criminal minds instead of socialising like I said I would is strong

[atlas-affogato]

I'm making myself sad about Finn and Valmont again