#OKAY BUT LIKE

[a-sunset-outside-my-window]

i don't want them to have sex I want them to break each other on a psychological level

kittywater is bad i think but not even necessarily because of umbridge… some crucially unbalanced humors going on in this dynamic. 1) we have got to stop trying to cast regulus black as even passingly heterosexual. be serious. 2) even if he were interested in women i need a powerpoint presentation just to explain the groundwork of what their sex life would look like on the basic level. you’re telling me you can honestly picture them having sex? romantically? being passionately physically attracted to each other?regulus? regulus black? the turn-of-the-century motherfucker who is reclining on a victorian fainting couch? you think he has the chops to handle a high femme diva like dolores? she is supposed to expect sexual gratification from him? want him? he is going to blow away in the wind like a napkin? regulus?

there is just nothing erotic to a dynamic like this it tastes like styrofoam sorry. once again i have no qualms with dolly & i also want to see her back blown out but regulus black is NOT the man for that job. we should be shipping her with a hunk like antonin dolohov

[phantomskeep]

DC x DP prompt but it's just Danny acting like an ectoplasmic Venom with [insert DC character here]

Danny, after spotting a powerful hero having trouble: Oh no! I should help!

Jason "I've-Had-Too-Much-Of-This-Shit-Already" Todd: what the fuck why am I glowing

Danny, covering this helmeted fruit loop who was trying to fight tEN PEOPLE AT ONCE ARE YOU INSANE-: hi :D We're friends now :D

Jason: internal screaming

[superlintball]

One of my absolute favorite things about the Mistborn series (era 1, specifically) is the bait-and-switch of the overarching plot.

Like, you go into it and you're like, "Yeah, okay. I'm reading one of the Big Fantasy Trilogies of the modern era. Hell yeah. What's this all about?"

And so you read. You get introduced to the characters, the magic system, and, most importantly, the central conflict: it's an assassination plot.

Clearly, the whole trilogy is going to be about finding a way to kill the god-emperor of the cruel and oppressive regime, and the final book will have them overthrow him and everything will Be Good.

"Of course that's what will happen," you think to yourself. "That's a pretty standard narrative structure."

So you keep reading.

But as you read the book, something doesn't feel right. The pacing seems... Off. Isn't this book moving too quickly?

And then, as you get around the second act of the book, it hits you all at once.

"Are they... Are they gonna successfully assassinate the Lord Ruler?? IN THE FIRST BOOK??"

It sure looks like it.

SO WHAT THE HELL ARE THE OTHER TWO BOOKS GONNA BE ABOUT.

[kindaasrikal]

Oh my God he does have cheekbones AND he has a devious smile im giggling

HES STILL GOT HIS STUPID HALF SMILE OMGGG

(Picture from @/user-without-a-cool-acronym)

[trashthatsred]

SPOILERS!

ALSO IM PRETTY SURE THAT’S PREDATOR EYE… MY BOY FINALLY HAS THEM EYES

[gojonanami]

YUJI DOMAIN EXPANSION??? That’s my MC 😭💕

[atla-what-is-this-site]

Platonic Kallura

You know it’s bad when everyone thinks you’re dating

It started with just like Keith making sure she could fight hand-to-hand

But then they just started hanging out outside of the training room-

Making each other laugh at the most inopportune moments,

Keith accusing Allura of cheating at arm wrestling by using her chameleon ability to make her arms t h i c c

“What do you mean you don’t know? You’re human!” “Just because I’m human doesn’t mean I know what the hell Lance is talking about!”

Allura kissing Keith on the cheek when she gets particularly emotional

Neither can back down from a challenge, so like chaotic daring each other and then

They’re the same size, so naturally Allura has systematically stolen about 2/3 of his jackets

Allura showing Keith how to tie his hair in a bun

Allura giving Keith shit for liking sweet tea, “Your sugar leaf water is ready-“

Allura gives the pep talks.

When Allura gets angry, Keith lets her rant until she’s feeling kinda better. Then, he promises to kill anyone who was rude to her

In any modern AU, Keith would absolutely buy her pads and chocolate. Though he is the “what size is your vagina” variant

Allura feels bad that she stole every single one of his sweaters so she tries to make him a new one “If you don’t like it, you can throw it away” “It’s beautiful and it’s mine, back off-“

Pidge managed to get some old Earth movies, so like Keith and Allura, both never having seen the original Cinderella watched it for movie night- “Just quiznacking kick her buttocks!!”

Allura staying up all night in Coalition meetings, and falling asleep in her chair, Keith carrying her bridal style off to her room

just… Platonic Kallura-

Bonus: Lance being all jealous and Keith being like: im too gay to date a girl-

[josephseedismyfather]

Jacob Joseph John

Many, many thanks to @redreart for these incredible pieces of the brothers! 😍 You captured each of them perfectly, I love working with you, and I'm so lucky to be able to call you my friend!!! 🥰

Can't wait to pair them up with the babes! 😏

[necromancers-anonymouss]

"I'm still right here, guys..."

(part 1 - part 3)

[absolutebloodychaos]

"instantly connected" you say? "darling" you call him?

Babes at this point we need a proper ship name and a common relationship tag on AO3.

[masterjedilenawrites]

On this here February 1st, I'll be showing some love for the 21st Nova Corps, a unit lead by Marshal Commander Bacara and Jedi General Ki-Adi-Mundi. I couldn't find any other named clones from this unit outside of Bacara, and I haven't written for this guy before, so I'll do some headcanons just for him :)

The 21st Nova Corps

I did a quick dive on Wookiepedia first, and here were some things that stood out to me from what's apparently already been canonized:

The 21st Nova Corps has a reputation for being relentless and exceptionally conditioned/disciplined.

This is in large part due to Bacara having super high expectations, he will kick anyone who doesn't meet them out of the squad, even without Ki-Adi-Mundi's approval.

Actually described as being "at odds with" Mundi, though in another section was said to have a grudging respect for him.

Bacara utilizes aggressive tactics and is extremely strict. He ignores the recommended GAR practice for commanders to remain inconspicuous in battle, and instead chooses to lead his troops from the front.

He's described as a loner and stern. I saw somewhere he was besties with Neyo, too, and they developed combat techniques together.

With that foundation, here are some headcanons I have for him:

Doesn't talk much, but not because he's shy or emotionally constipated. He really only cares about war and rarely meets people who are interested in discussing the topic with as much passion.

Like seriously, he has no other hobbies or interests. Music? Never heard of it. Sports? Boring. Holo-films? Food? Knitting? Yeah no, he's already walking away from this conversation.

If he is comfortable with someone though, he can talk about battle strategies for daaaays.

Fucking hates milk.

Has a mind for improvement. Not quite a perfectionist, he just won't ever settle for "good enough" when something better is still achievable.

Thus, he's constantly working angles in his head, coming up with possible solutions, thinking outside the box. Even for common, everyday situations like getting out of traffic or folding the laundry.

Jason Bourne vibes.

Has one small tattoo on his foot, will never say what it is.

Natural at picking up languages. Fluent in Mando'a but can carry simple conversations in plenty of others. 

Spends his R&Rs pouring over wartime history/strategy books in the archives, with a beer.

If someone asked him on a date, he would straight-up say "why?" So confused.

He would be a pretty good partner, though, if he ever opened himself up romantically.

And if he could ever find someone who meets his high standards...

I also read that he was featured on a GAR campaign poster, and I firmly believe he secretly has a massive print of it taped to the back of his closet door.

Can not roll his tongue. Every other clone can and it pisses him off.

Has the best laugh you've ever heard in your life. He does use it occasionally, but very randomly. Not even his squad has been able to work out what exactly his sense of humor is.

His squad... All are just as intense and passionate as their commander. When they're not fighting, they're training to fight. There's no room for shenanigans or relaxing.

Other clones keep a respectful distance. They know the Nova Corps get sent to some pretty hardcore places.

Most of them have never set foot in 79s, or any bar for that matter.

Bacara goes every once in a while, because he does like a good beer, but he's very out of place. Just... kinda sits there... not doing anything...

He gets hit on a lot because he's smoking hot but has never taken anyone home. Not opposed to the idea of getting laid, but it would take a lot to catch his eye.

Eeeevery once in a while, when life gets a little too still and his thoughts wander past all the combat tactics and weapon factoids that are usually in the way, a deep and vulnerable feeling makes its way to the surface and almost cripples him: loneliness.

He has no idea what to do about it, so rather than face it like he would a charging battalion of droids, he instead pushes it right back down and moves on.

Okay but now I'm imagining Queer Eye showing up to help Bacara find some hobbies and a girlfriend 😂

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[amateurhoursstuff]

I felt like people have only been comparing Miles 42 to Miles 1610, which is understandable since they are literally the same person just from different universes. But the more I started thinking about Miles 42, I did see a small similarity.

The Google definition of "Prowl", is:(of a person or animal) move around restlessly and stealthily, especially in search of or as if in search of prey.

The Prowler is a essentially a "predator". Y'know who else we've seen in across the spiderverse who matches this description? Miguel fucking O'Hara. He's not stealthy though, from what we've seen, he actually gets the attention of people really easily. While the Prowler hides in the dark, there is always some sort of light that is just shinning, casting a light on the man that makes sure he's the center of your attention whenever he's on screen.

The Prowler has this metal glowing glove thing, obviously made for throwing hard punches and tearing into whatever the Prowler attacks. Miguel doesn't have metal claws, but he has talons. The main difference being the fact that it's an actual part of his body.

Claws and Talons are sharp, even if you hold things gently, you could tear them apart so easily, which is likely something both Miguel and Miles 42 are used to.

Miguel may be able to probably control whenever his Talons are out, but they'll always be there, waiting for him to tear something apart again, like the animalistic, angry man he is because it's in his nature. Miles puts the claws back on by choice. He chooses to wreck things. Which probably isn't in his nature, because if he is anything like Miles 1610, he's also an artist, so he's used to making things, not destroying them, but does it because it's part of his job. His New York is being dominated by the Sinister Six, so home is definitely never the safest place for him to be.

Miguel doesn't have to be so destructive, but he takes his anger out on his work, and he is a very angry man with a very short temper.

From what we've seen from Miles 1610, he's an overall chill dude. He can handle being told no, and when things don't work out, he sees it as an opportunity with his never ending optimism. Miles 42 is likely not as optimistic, but not to far from Miles 1610's mindeset either.

Miguel destroys things because he's an immature man with severe anger issues, and Miles 42 destroys things because in his universe, it's likely kill or be killed. He may not want to put the gloves on, but if it means protecting his mom and at least making enough money to get by, he'll rip everything to shreds if he has to.

What I've been trying to say is, Prowler Miles might be the Miles version of Miguel O'Hara(or Prowler miles is the Miguel version of Miles 1610???)

[elegantwizardtree]

ass so recognizable if gives away your cover

[bellacatt-art]

I fear that if I was aboard Red Dwarf in Series 3-5, I'd never get anything done, I'd just be staring at Holly like this:

[goldfish-fhr]