#OKAY BUT LIKE

[phantomskeep]

DC x DP prompt but it's just Danny acting like an ectoplasmic Venom with [insert DC character here]

Danny, after spotting a powerful hero having trouble: Oh no! I should help!

Jason "I've-Had-Too-Much-Of-This-Shit-Already" Todd: what the fuck why am I glowing

Danny, covering this helmeted fruit loop who was trying to fight tEN PEOPLE AT ONCE ARE YOU INSANE-: hi :D We're friends now :D

Jason: internal screaming

[superlintball]

One of my absolute favorite things about the Mistborn series (era 1, specifically) is the bait-and-switch of the overarching plot.

Like, you go into it and you're like, "Yeah, okay. I'm reading one of the Big Fantasy Trilogies of the modern era. Hell yeah. What's this all about?"

And so you read. You get introduced to the characters, the magic system, and, most importantly, the central conflict: it's an assassination plot.

Clearly, the whole trilogy is going to be about finding a way to kill the god-emperor of the cruel and oppressive regime, and the final book will have them overthrow him and everything will Be Good.

"Of course that's what will happen," you think to yourself. "That's a pretty standard narrative structure."

So you keep reading.

But as you read the book, something doesn't feel right. The pacing seems... Off. Isn't this book moving too quickly?

And then, as you get around the second act of the book, it hits you all at once.

"Are they... Are they gonna successfully assassinate the Lord Ruler?? IN THE FIRST BOOK??"

It sure looks like it.

SO WHAT THE HELL ARE THE OTHER TWO BOOKS GONNA BE ABOUT.

[a-mongooose]

Why do I always end up posting at completely unreasonable hours? Oh well! Sleep is for the weak <3 The Drew kids have comically large gaps in skill when it comes to artwork. Like Audrey really needs to step up her game <///3 And by popular demand, I have given Bendy his well deserved chocolate. Nothing else happened. No souls were harmed in the process. Trust me bro 

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Peter: Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about yourself. Tony: ... Tony: Wow, kid. That’s deep.

[gojonanami]

YUJI DOMAIN EXPANSION??? That’s my MC 😭💕

[atla-what-is-this-site]

Platonic Kallura

You know it’s bad when everyone thinks you’re dating

It started with just like Keith making sure she could fight hand-to-hand

But then they just started hanging out outside of the training room-

Making each other laugh at the most inopportune moments,

Keith accusing Allura of cheating at arm wrestling by using her chameleon ability to make her arms t h i c c

“What do you mean you don’t know? You’re human!” “Just because I’m human doesn’t mean I know what the hell Lance is talking about!”

Allura kissing Keith on the cheek when she gets particularly emotional

Neither can back down from a challenge, so like chaotic daring each other and then

They’re the same size, so naturally Allura has systematically stolen about 2/3 of his jackets

Allura showing Keith how to tie his hair in a bun

Allura giving Keith shit for liking sweet tea, “Your sugar leaf water is ready-“

Allura gives the pep talks.

When Allura gets angry, Keith lets her rant until she’s feeling kinda better. Then, he promises to kill anyone who was rude to her

In any modern AU, Keith would absolutely buy her pads and chocolate. Though he is the “what size is your vagina” variant

Allura feels bad that she stole every single one of his sweaters so she tries to make him a new one “If you don’t like it, you can throw it away” “It’s beautiful and it’s mine, back off-“

Pidge managed to get some old Earth movies, so like Keith and Allura, both never having seen the original Cinderella watched it for movie night- “Just quiznacking kick her buttocks!!”

Allura staying up all night in Coalition meetings, and falling asleep in her chair, Keith carrying her bridal style off to her room

just… Platonic Kallura-

Bonus: Lance being all jealous and Keith being like: im too gay to date a girl-

[josephseedismyfather]

Jacob Joseph John

Many, many thanks to @redreart for these incredible pieces of the brothers! 😍 You captured each of them perfectly, I love working with you, and I'm so lucky to be able to call you my friend!!! 🥰

Can't wait to pair them up with the babes! 😏

[absolutebloodychaos]

"instantly connected" you say? "darling" you call him?

Babes at this point we need a proper ship name and a common relationship tag on AO3.

[every-grelle-sutcliff]

[bellacatt-art]

I fear that if I was aboard Red Dwarf in Series 3-5, I'd never get anything done, I'd just be staring at Holly like this:

[masterjedilenawrites]

On this here February 1st, I'll be showing some love for the 21st Nova Corps, a unit lead by Marshal Commander Bacara and Jedi General Ki-Adi-Mundi. I couldn't find any other named clones from this unit outside of Bacara, and I haven't written for this guy before, so I'll do some headcanons just for him :)

The 21st Nova Corps

I did a quick dive on Wookiepedia first, and here were some things that stood out to me from what's apparently already been canonized:

The 21st Nova Corps has a reputation for being relentless and exceptionally conditioned/disciplined.

This is in large part due to Bacara having super high expectations, he will kick anyone who doesn't meet them out of the squad, even without Ki-Adi-Mundi's approval.

Actually described as being "at odds with" Mundi, though in another section was said to have a grudging respect for him.

Bacara utilizes aggressive tactics and is extremely strict. He ignores the recommended GAR practice for commanders to remain inconspicuous in battle, and instead chooses to lead his troops from the front.

He's described as a loner and stern. I saw somewhere he was besties with Neyo, too, and they developed combat techniques together.

With that foundation, here are some headcanons I have for him:

Doesn't talk much, but not because he's shy or emotionally constipated. He really only cares about war and rarely meets people who are interested in discussing the topic with as much passion.

Like seriously, he has no other hobbies or interests. Music? Never heard of it. Sports? Boring. Holo-films? Food? Knitting? Yeah no, he's already walking away from this conversation.

If he is comfortable with someone though, he can talk about battle strategies for daaaays.

Fucking hates milk.

Has a mind for improvement. Not quite a perfectionist, he just won't ever settle for "good enough" when something better is still achievable.

Thus, he's constantly working angles in his head, coming up with possible solutions, thinking outside the box. Even for common, everyday situations like getting out of traffic or folding the laundry.

Jason Bourne vibes.

Has one small tattoo on his foot, will never say what it is.

Natural at picking up languages. Fluent in Mando'a but can carry simple conversations in plenty of others. 

Spends his R&Rs pouring over wartime history/strategy books in the archives, with a beer.

If someone asked him on a date, he would straight-up say "why?" So confused.

He would be a pretty good partner, though, if he ever opened himself up romantically.

And if he could ever find someone who meets his high standards...

I also read that he was featured on a GAR campaign poster, and I firmly believe he secretly has a massive print of it taped to the back of his closet door.

Can not roll his tongue. Every other clone can and it pisses him off.

Has the best laugh you've ever heard in your life. He does use it occasionally, but very randomly. Not even his squad has been able to work out what exactly his sense of humor is.

His squad... All are just as intense and passionate as their commander. When they're not fighting, they're training to fight. There's no room for shenanigans or relaxing.

Other clones keep a respectful distance. They know the Nova Corps get sent to some pretty hardcore places.

Most of them have never set foot in 79s, or any bar for that matter.

Bacara goes every once in a while, because he does like a good beer, but he's very out of place. Just... kinda sits there... not doing anything...

He gets hit on a lot because he's smoking hot but has never taken anyone home. Not opposed to the idea of getting laid, but it would take a lot to catch his eye.

Eeeevery once in a while, when life gets a little too still and his thoughts wander past all the combat tactics and weapon factoids that are usually in the way, a deep and vulnerable feeling makes its way to the surface and almost cripples him: loneliness.

He has no idea what to do about it, so rather than face it like he would a charging battalion of droids, he instead pushes it right back down and moves on.

Okay but now I'm imagining Queer Eye showing up to help Bacara find some hobbies and a girlfriend 😂

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[goldfish-fhr]

[shittydrawnhomeshit]

before i got to act 6 i thought the dancestors were the alpha kids’ trolls. kinda wish they were tbh that could’ve been cool

[otter-and-terrier]

me asking characters "if ____ jumped off a cliff, would you?": PART 1

me: harry, if ginny jumped off a cliff, would you?

harry: well if ginny’s jumping off a cliff it’s probably for a dare, and there’s no way I’m going to let her win.

[xluciifer]

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[o-i-w-u]

brain rot moment