#aka my dad BBQing
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Me who lives in PJ shorts and T: oh. My sister-in-law is over. I should put on something better.
Puts on long PJ pants and puts hair in side braid: perfect.
#funny#humor#living in pajamas#this is a weekly occurrence#funny haha#I should add#this only applies to having ‘fancy dinner’#aka my dad BBQing#every other time it’s just pj shorts no matter what#she sees me in cute outfits at least 2 times a week in public#so it levels it out
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List of housework I have to do today by room (which I am making while procrastinating both work and housework):
Kitchen: it's mostly clean cause I did the dishes last night (finally), just need to keep it this way. Should just clean the dishwasher filter, rinse off the tray under the drying rack, and throw out the pizza boxes on top of the fridge
"Office" aka the 6 sq/ft my desk and chair occupy: dust the desk/ledge behind my chair, tidy things up, vacuum the random bits of paper and hair (???) out of the drawers, peel the tape off the wall where one poster fell down, and take the other taped-up poster down before it scares the shit out of me in the dead of night, scrub tape marks off the wall
Living room: vacuum crumbs off daybed mattress and put the sheet back on, dust TV stand and shelves, tidying, hide anything incriminating (ie. vols 1-3 of Sex Criminals), clean up plant pots
Balcony: clean BBQ and put it on the table (dad does Not need to know I do my BBQing on the ground like a troll)
Laundry/hallway: vacuum out dryer lint trap (it needs a good vacuuming again), tidy coat closet
Bathroom: clean and dust...everything. scrub the tub out
Bedroom (hopefully no one goes in here but mom is a snoop, so): put laundry away, hide anything incriminating
General: dust all picture frames etc, vacuum/mop (might do this tomorrow morning as it might be too late today by the time everything else is done), put the poster frames that have partially fallen apart back together (god I hate those frames...), take out the trash/recycling/compost
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