#this is a rlly old reaction from my old blog actually

[starry-nights-garden]

Aaaa thank you so much for saying this 🥺

Ateez Reaction ✧ You distancing yourself because you like them and don’t want to get hurt

✧ Ateez all members x reader ✧ genre: reaction, comfort, angst ✧ warnings: none

Hongjoong:

he’s pretty quick to catch on to what’s going on

he knows that his interest in you is mutual, because you’ve been getting closer and closer these days, until suddenly you wouldn’t text him back anymore or respond to his calls

first he thought it was because of something he did wrong, but after talking about it with a trusted friend he figured it has nothing to do with him

so now he set his mind to do anything he needs to do to gain your trust

will give you space but also try to approach you by himself

eventually he will tell you how he feels and just be open and honest with you, hoping that you would do the same for him

Seonghwa:

super confused by your sudden change in behaviour

you were getting along so well and he was really getting his hopes up, and suddenly you turn the other way???

is put off but can’t bring himself to stay away from you, so he will try to reach out to you

if you keep avoiding and ignoring his multiple attempts to get your affection back, he will eventually figure you’re not interested anymore and move on

it will probably take a mutual friend to sit down and have a conversation with both of you separately to make it clear what the respective other is going through

he’s willing to give it another chance under the premise that he wants you two to be honest with each other so he can give you reassurance whenever your fears take over

Yunho:

just like Seonghwa he will be so confused at first

I feel like he wouldn’t give up on you though, unless he receives a definite rejection from you

will try to give you subtle signs that he likes you and wants to be with you

might get frustrated in the beginning, but will quickly move on to try to understand you better and give you the reassurance you need

he’ll try to act casually around you and treat you more like a friend, so you can get comfortable enough around him to come to trust him naturally

eventually he’ll break down your fears without you even noticing, until suddenly you’re already in each other’s arms and making out

Yeosang:

he knows you like him too from how you’ve spent hours chatting well into the night on multiple occasions and from the way you look at him when he’s around

I feel like you being so affectionate would make him feel a bit shy, but as soon as you suddenly start distancing yourself he’ll feel the need to take the lead and to give you a sense of security

he’ll figure you’re scared of something and that you didn’t suddenly lose interest

so he will carefully try to talk to you casually until he sees an opening to ask to meet up for a more serious conversation

will definitely try to talk it out with you, confessing that he really enjoys spending time with you and that he doesn’t want to lose you

San:

he’s caught as off-guard when you suddenly turn your back on him as the other members are

lies awake at night to try to figure out what he could’ve done to make you suddenly act like this, and though he can’t quite put his finger on what the cause of you turning away could be, he figures he’ll just have to do better from now on

is super sweet to you from now on and even more confused when that only makes you distance yourself further

he realizes he’ll have to do something quick if he doesn’t want to lose you so he sends you a message pouring all his feelings for you into his words and then prays

will be more than willing to help you with your fear of getting hurt if you let yourself fall in love if you want that too

Mingi:

I feel like he might actually be a bit insecure about this issue as well, so when he realizes you have the same problem he might actually feel relieved, because that means you can understand each other well

is definitely very careful and tries not to overthink if you ignore his messages for a while

that doesn’t mean he isn’t hurt by it though

this might turn sour real quick if you both don’t make an effort to be honest with each other and to try to build trust in each other

just as much as he wants to reassure you, he will also need some reassurance from you

with good communication and consideration of the other’s feelings you’ll be able to work it all out eventually though

Wooyoung:

just like the others he’ll be caught off-guard when you try to distance yourself

obviously he’ll be confused and hurt for a second, but he’s also Jung Wooyoung

you think the guy is gonna leave you alone and give you some peace once you try to walk out on him? Think again

he’s gonna be so annoyingly affectionate but so adorable at the same time

because behind his constant attempts to flirt with you there’s just a pure adoration for you and the need to keep you around no matter what

now if behaviour like that scares you off, now is the time to tell him

but if not he will make sure to sweep you off your feet continuously every single day until he has convinced even the last cell in your body that he wants you and that he means it

charming the anxiety out of your system? if anyone can do it it’s him

Jongho:

as soon as you go from being super friendly with him to shutting him out, he will probably distance himself as well

not because he’s being petty, but because he realizes you might need space now and he knows there’s no use in rushing things

so he waits and gives you time until you feel safe enough to come talk to him again

won’t push you, but if you remain silent for longer than he can bear, he will eventually reach out to you, wanting to talk it out with you

he’ll listen to what you have to say in case you’re ready to talk about your fear of getting hurt

but if not then he’ll suggest just staying friends for now, secretly hoping you will be comfortable enough around him one day so he can ask you to go out with him without having to fear rejection

[myslutwritings]

I RLLY LOVE UR BLOG OMG 😭💗💗 IF U CAN, CAN I PLEASE REQUEST A THING WITH THE FIRST 3 UPPER MOONS WHERE WHERE READER ACCIDENTALLY CUTS THEIR LONG HAIR TOO SHORT AND REGRETS IT? I HAD THE SAME SITUATION BEFORE 😭😭

Aww, thanks honey! and of course! 🖤

➤ The 3 Uppermoons reaction to your haircut

featuring: Kokushibo [uppermoon 1], Douma [uppermoon 2], Akaza [uppermoon 3]

— A/N: sorry for being gone for so long (again) i tend to disappear and reappear whenever i please. 😂💀

(not proof read btw!!)

KOKUSHIBO

let’s start off by saying that before you even pick up those damn scissors to cut off those voluptuous locks he is IMMEDIATELY stopping you.

Is he doing this because this is his special way of throwing a silent tantrum over the fact you’re cutting your hair and he’s one of those guys who likes people with short hair? NO!

Is he doing this because he’s very observant and knows you’ll fuck it up and then regret it afterwards? YES!

Do you listen to him?

…

No :)

SOOOO you end up cutting your hair.. and.. let’s say it’s a total DISASTER AFTERWARDS.

Horrible would be an understatement!

(at least to you.)

You’re flipping your shit at this point and Koku is just looking at you with a “i told you so” look.

But hey! it’s okay! he still thinks your beautiful no matter what even with shorter hair. He doesn’t care about that and only loves you for you.

You could be bald and this man would still love you to bits!

Kokushibo actually finds it silly that you think he’d care so much about your physically appearance.

He finds you freaking out over it very endearing and now you have to admit you should’ve listened to him since he was right about you ‘fucking up’ your hair.

DOUMA

“Oh my! what happened?!”

Quite literally Douma’s exact words!

He just returned back to his temple from a mission to find a pair of old scissors in your hand and hair stands all over the floor.

Oh, so messy! He isn’t too fond of messes..

But, you know, since it’s YOU, so he’ll let it slide!

Questions what in muzans name you were doing.

Let’s pretend muzan is an expression because it’s funny.

Much like Kokushibo he’ll find it amusing how distraught you are over something so little!

It’s just hair.. why do you care so much?

He still finds you beautiful! not the best at validating your feelings though because he thinks you being legitimately upset over this is stupid.

Always found you being upset by the tiniest of things so dumb but also fascinating.

Douma doesn’t feel anything (so he claims..)

So therefore you feeling so strongly compared to him keeps it entertaining.

But he finds himself feeling somewhat sorry and comforting you in the end..

Strange.

Reassures you that your hair will look great long, medium length or short. he adores every part of you!

AKAZA

Akaza actually likes your hair short!

Not even like.. HE LOVES IT!

Digs it. i’ll tell you!

I feel like he’d like women/men with shorter/medium-length hair.

(Of course he is still attracted to you regardless of your hair style)

Since you’re dating a demon obsessed with fighting..

He actually teaches you how to defend yourself (so that when he isn’t around you’ll be able to fend for yourself)

And fighting with short hair is wayyyy easier! it doesn’t get in the way when you’re training.

Whenever Akaza would train you, you’d always have to put up your hair.

It sorta irritated him because why not just cut it? Or trim it?

Until you finally go through with it..

Shit turned into a whole fiasco. ☠️

You’re upset over it but he convinces you to look on the bright side. attempting to make you focus on the positive aspects rather the negative.

“You’re still so beautiful! Don’t be upset over your hair. it’ll grow back.”

You miss your long hair and regret cutting it and you know it’ll grow back but you can’t help but feel salty.

At least it doesn’t get in the way when Akaza trains you anymore so that’s a bonus.

[enden-k]

I've been following you since before you started Genshin, back when you were doing Fate/Grand Order art. I've stuck with your art as you've jumped from fandom to fandom, and I love your style so much... BOTH old and new style. But I think the fact that you are just so nonchalant about deleting anything old you ever make to the point of encouraging others to like your own content JUST so you can delete it is just too much for me. I've seen you encourage that at least twice now. That is actually discouraging for people when it comes to engaging with content. Someone liking a piece and engaging with it increases it's chances of deletion? I can't understand.

Yes, sure, it's your work. You do it for free. At the end of the day it's your choice what happens to it. But it pains me to see you delete anything old, even works of yours I enjoy. I'm considering unfollowing, as much as I want to see you continue on your art journey even when it jumps to fandoms unfamiliar, because I can't get attached to your work when I have no idea when it's going to disappear from the internet forever at any point.

??? im not encouraging people to like my old stuff so i can delete it, and people liking my stuff doesnt increase its chance of deletion. i tend to joke to hide the fact that it actually DOES make me a bit nervous but there is STILL plenty of my old things on tumblr, twitter and pixiv. most of the stuff i deleted were old ass replies to make navigation easier. and most of the art pieces i deleted are ones i either made while in very bad mental space or because i connect unpleasant memories of certain people with it (im not vagueing anyone here, we go separate ways)

i also sometimes just forget about things i meant to delete later or find pieces that make me feel uncomfortable/embarrassed and i have every right to delete those. im still insecure about my art and i get uncomfortable when people compliment me too much bc it still feels undeserving. it always was like this. sometimes its so bad i just want to delete my entire blog and never pick up a pen again. its not often anymore that i react like this but sometimes i get this violent reaction when i see "faulty" old art of mine i feel very embarrassed about. perfection is bs ofc etcetc but when it comes to my own things i get embarrassed when people see my faults or rlly bad art and i dont want anyone to make fun of me again, to laugh at me for making a mistake or being bad at something ever fucking again.

you want to see my old art? here you go. its still here. its all here.

if you want to unfollow me, please, go ahead. people can do whatever they want and im not forcing anyone here to stay. do whatever feels right and comfortable to you, thats the most important thing.

[necrotic-nephilim]

-debby ryans at you- how are you feeling about that thunderbolts* trailer, snookums. your old blog is trying to crawl from its grave.

you are an unhinged rat for sending me this ask i hope you know <3 you already knew that but i'm telling you anyway bc you're a rat bc now i have to explain myself-

this is from @eebuckley my partner <3 i've alluded to it in the tags of this blog but i used to be a semi-popular MCU blogger from like 2018 to 2020. (semi-popular for the ship i wrote, anyway) and since like, probably Infinity War/Endgame i have been slowly more and more disillusioned by the MCU ranging from only passively being interested in projects to outright despising them if i saw them. which sort of sucks, given how much i loved the MCU at it's height. i was like. aggressively into it. like a "i had asthma attacks watching trailers bc i got so excited" level of into it. maybe cringey in hindsight, honestly but yk. whatever brings you joy, ig.

and anyway- my partner witnessed my very real and normal reaction to the Thunderbolts* trailer and now i'm *mad* bc i'm actually excited about it. it made me feel about the MCU a way i haven't felt in years, especially after a lot of announcements that rlly pissed me off.

cannot believe it looks like we might actually get a comics-accurate Yelena and a comics-accurate Bucky. i'm such a sucker for Bucky Barnes, he's one of the only Marvel characters i actually read Marve comics for and i'm forever bitter how badly he got screwed over. if that movie is good i'm going to end up writing fanfiction. probably crossover fanfiction bc over my dead body will i write just plain MCU fanfic. and i'm a Jason Todd/Bucky shipper anyway so i could make it work, i think-

anyway TLDR is i'm excited and i'm mad about it and how dare yo expose me for being an MCU fan on THIS blog. you coulda send this ask to my MCU blog that still exists and i have occasionally used. but instead you *exposed* my ass on my refined DC blog as a filthy Marvel fan. i will be divorcing you again. ty gn ily

[flower-blooming-in-hell]

and honestly like.... whatever, at this point.

im sick and tired of worrying more abt them than myself

and im tired of them gaslighting and manipulating me

and im tired of them pushing all the blame onto me and making me feel like im insane for feeling this way

i WASNT a saint in our relationship!

but i very strongly maintain the fact that i only ever did things that they told me they were okay with

like. i ALWAYS stopped when they told me to

(even if i was confused bc they told me prior that they wanted me to keep doing that specific behvaior, only to backtrack n say they hated it when i did that)

like... jesus christ they rlly did just treat me in a way they never treated anyone else

nobody else that they got into a relationship with had a "trial by fire" entry

i struggled HARD in our relationship, the ENTIRE way through

like yeah part of that is my aromanticism, but a far larger part is them literally traumatizing me

i genuinely never wouldve had this reaction either if like. i hadnt

a) figured out that there was a strong timeline incongnruency (we started dating in 2014. im not crazy. im NOT crazy. their excuse of "well we were qpps beforehand" doesnt fucking matter we called each other qpps WELL into 2015 and beyond - i would know, i checked our old blogs out. also thats arophobic lol qpps are committed relationships just like romantic partners are)

b) been told that one of their current alters had left-over traits from hyde. like. i was fully convinced before this point that hyde was a spiritual alter, not an actual part of them. i was abused by hyde. he was the one alter they had that i pointed to and said that i was abused by him. they said they were abused by him too. i was intimate with that alter before i ever knew this info. im still rlly upset abt this. like. at some point, at least one of your alters KNEW. i have no clue how quickly i was told. but i just. i cant wrap my head around this lol. like wow. youre always the one preaching abt system responsibility but you have never apologized or tried to repair what hyde broke. hyde was literally a part of you. his traits are part of you. part of you hurt me so bad that i honest to god have PTSD now.

NOT TO MENTION. ari was abusive to me too tbh not even gonna like. minimize that

were they abusive in the same way as hyde? no. but they also abused me

i was never the one in control in that relationship, there was never a sense of me being the one holding more of the power

we literally joked that ari was the one who wore the pants. i was always the one changing my behavior to match their needs - it was never the other way around. they encouraged me to act yandere. they encouraged me to have no boundaries between us. literally they are the whole reason i had a scare abt possibly feeling incestuous feelings irl towards my older family members in the first place

i was literally probably at the tail end of 12 when we met, and DEFINITELY at MAX i was 13.

hyde was my introduction to bdsm, tossing me into CG/L, with me as the little. he emphasized my youth and innocence and his desire to corrupt me into a more mature sexy femme fatale type. I WAS LITERALLY THIRTEEN.

ari wanted me to be their actual mom. I WAS YOUNGER THAN THEM BY A YEAR AND A HALF? I WAS A CHILD/PRETEEN WHEN WE FIRST MET? I NEVER SHOULDVE BEEN PUSHED INTO THAT ROLE

like. being a mommy NEVER came naturally to me

not to mention me feeling like i wasnt allowed to regress or feel young around them - i never felt safe enough to

also bc ari would pitch a fit abt my child alters being out around them bc they said they were scared of children

which - fun fact - they never had that issue with our other friends

like... god. im just angry. its that feeling of like. "why can they treat other people like that but im always relegated to second best and back up?"

just. FUCK. wow

just. aughhhh

i want to know why everyone else got to see the bulk of their good side while i only ever got crumbs tossed my way

also like... ugh. idk

i dont owe them an explanation. i dont want them in my life anymore.

i already uninstalled discord off of my pc and phone

i feel a lot better bc of that

everythings on a new notes app im using now!

i just need to organize it lol

[xx-ashes-xx]

Hi, I recently followed you and i rlly love your blogs. Could you please do enhypen reaction wherein they unexpectedly come over while their s/o is babysitting a friend’s baby (around 7months or 1yr old)??? Idk if you got what i mean but yeaaah 😭😭. Thank you smmm!!

Of course! I tried to keep it gender-neutral but some of the members will be having a girlfriend. I actually didn't realize that most of my fics are gender-neutral since I used to mostly write female!reader.

Enhypen reacting to you babysitting

Word Count: A lot

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: None but still be wary

Disclaimer: This is pure fiction, made out of my imagination. If you do not like this type of writing or my style of writing then please block!

Heeseung:

Shocked

"Is that our child?!"

You were surprised that he thought that

"Hee, it's my friend's baby. I'm looking after him while she's going on a date."

"Oh."

He wanted to hold the baby as well

You let him hold the baby for a bit to take care of other things

When you came back

The baby puked on him

"Y/N what do I do?"

He handed you the baby and went to change shirts

He might even shower

While you cleaned the baby's mouth

And changed his diaper

After that, Heeseung was a bit hesitant about holding the baby

But you convinced him to hold the baby while you took pictures for your friend

After a while, Heeseung eased up a bit

He was having fun playing with the baby while you were cleaning up a bit

When your friend came over, the baby didn't want to let go of Heeseung

He cried and screamed

"Since he likes Heeseung so much, maybe you could watch him a bit more often."

And that's how you started babysitting with Heeseung

Jay:

He would always text you before he's coming over

But today was he wanted to surprise you with your favorite food

When he rang your doorbell

He didn't expect you to answer with your friend's baby in your arms

"What is Bora doing here?"

He met your friend before with his baby.

But he didn't expect to see the baby here.

“Oh Jihoon has been taking care of Bora nonstop so I offered to watch her while he had a day off.”

Offered to help babysit

He was a bit awkward with Bora at first

But then he warmed up to her

“Maybe Jihoon should have more days off, I wanna babysit Bora more often.”

He would be sitting on the ground

Watching Bora as she played with those hanging toys

Absolutely wanted a child after that

After your friend came to pick up Bora, Jay offered to babysit Bora

With you of course

Jake:

“Who’s baby is that?”

“Yours.”

He got a heart attack

“WHAT?? WHEN??”

“Babe I’m just kidding!!”

“Oh.”

Was pouty for a bit

“Who’s baby is that then??”

“My friend’s, she’s out shopping.”

You let him play with the baby for a bit to clean up the house

He absolutely loved the baby

You took pictures of them playing and sent it to your friend

Y’all both found it adorable

When you told Jake, he was a bit embarrassed

“Baby it was cute tho D:”

“Yeah but I’m still a bit embarrassed”

He still wanted the videos though

“Can I have the videos.”

“I thought they were embarrassing?”

“But they’re still cute.”

After your friend picked up her baby

Jake became pouty

“Do you think we can have a baby in the near future?”

And that’s how Jake became baby obsessed

Sunghoon:

Was surprised at first

But then completely fell in love

He treated the baby as if it was Yeji

(Yeji is his little sister)

He was so smilely

And so loving as well

You would stare at them from time to time

Absolutely loving what you’re seeing

It made you wonder what life would be like if you and Sunghoon had a child

Seeing him with a baby made you fall in love with him all over again

After your friend came to pick up his baby

Sunghoon was a bit sad

“What’s wrong??”

“I kinda miss having Yeji around, she would love you.”

“You sound more like her father than her brother.”

“I know.”

Whenever you babysit your friend’s baby again, Sunghoon would always want to help

Sunoo:

He was so happy

“AHHH Y/N WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE WATCHING A BABY???”

Honestly so adorable with the baby

You could hear their giggles while you clean up or prepare the baby’s milk

He would play with the baby all day long

And would even take care of the baby while you watch from afar

So smiley as well

So precious

When your friend came to pick their baby up

Sunoo was so sad

He told you his feelings

“I really wanted to spend more time with the baby :(“

“It’s alright Sunoo, we’ll get to babysit him again soon.”

Sunoo then got an idea

“WE SHOULD BE PART TIME BABYSITTERS!”

“Sunoo no-”

Jungwon:

Very shocked

He would be very cute along with the baby

I mean what would you expect from baby meets baby

You would watch him play with the baby

And it would be so precious 🥺

The baby would touch Jungwon’s cheeks

And would pinch them

And in return, Jungwon would do the same to the baby

And AHHH it’s so cute

Little giggles from both as they pinch each other’s cheeks

Ni-ki:

Honestly it would be very amusing to watch

“A baby!?”

“Yes, it’s a baby.”

A lot of screaming and squealing

He would treat the baby as if they were the same age as him

Would probably try to see if it knows how to use a controller yet

“Ni-ki, they’re too young..”

“Never hurts to try.”

I see a lot of peekaboos happening

It amuses the baby and Ni-ki

The baby with Ni-ki appearing and disappearing

Ni-ki seeing the baby’s assumed, cute face

After the baby went home, you two continued your day

With Ni-ki mentioning the baby once or twice

Oh my gawd. This took forever to make. I am busy right now so sorry for the HUGE delay and sorry to anon for the wait. I hope you enjoyed it!

[ranmanjuu]

—gen z mc with uesugi-takeda + misc. forces

ahh, i’m so glad people liked my gen z oda hcs! lol it’s usually pretty slow from my writing blog experiences until now, but i’m rlly happy! i was planning to do u-t and the others but then i decided to stop at oda and continue another day. thx for the asks tho! and yeah, i do take requests but it’s more of a pasttime, since this whole blog is just my stupid ideas written out and shared out there.

also someone said that a gen z mc could be old enough to romance the warlords, like, early twenties. and yes, very fair if u wanna romance ur mans with memes and existentialism go for it!! i just think it adds more to the comedy side of this child they have to babysit, while not fearing death or any consequences from their dumb of Ass decisions. someone who fears no death and armed with no braincells is a fool, but a Child who fears no death and armed with no braincells is also a fool, but more bizzare and has That Vibe y’know

@niphredil-14​ and @arthotsglasses​

tw: s*icidal, violent jokes treated in a light manner

also spoilers to some things of their characters

—kenshin:

who is this,, , sassy lost child??

he first saw you prepared to throw hands with ronins who were being Elite Dickheads. ofc, armed with nothing compared to the sworded-adults, he had to interfere.

no matter how cold he treated you, masking his secret !!!-like concern, you seemed so unfazed through it. you still interacted with him like normal,,,,, why?? do you want a death wish?

and each time he threatened you with,, anything, you responded with, “the only one who gets to hurt & kill me, is ME”

...... what?

he’s convinced you’re the biggest fool of a person. and he’d be right but even so, he has a weirdly strong need to protect you as you two got closer. you’re often with sasuke, so it’s harder to avoid you.

even with all the Horrible jokes you make on a daily basis, if your passionate side with everyone having equal rights of being treated as human, for him it shows a side of you that makes you seem precious and pure and kind hearted.

and the overprotective side increases.

which is, ,, a bit problematic sometimes cause you have the tendency to target and piss off anyone in a 10 meter range by just one (1) sassy comment, along with your lack of impulse control and blurting out everything in your mind. it’s made you a lot of short enemies in the sengoku period, and kenshin would always be ready to slice them down behind you.

sasuke has to tame him down with his Masters degree in kenshin-wrangling.

at banquets, kenshin would often have you beside him. if you’re too young for sake do age for drinking exist in sengoku? probably not. it’s more of sasuke advising for him to not give you alcoholic drinks he’ll have you pouring for him or just munching away at pickled plums or food.

—shingen:

(ngl i kinda had a hard time with this since it’s erasing a big part of his overall character,,, flirting)

once he heard the news that oda had taken in somone as young as you during honno-ji,, ,,,he’s in a very “how dare that demon >>:( taking such a pure soul,....”

and when you’re taken to kasugayama as a captive, you’re,,, surprisingly very calm and whelmed. you don’t have much sign of fear or anxiety in your overall demeanor meanwhile you’re busy dissociating and spacing out to feel those

you actually don’t seem to hate your captor. but shingen isn’t sure if your ‘fingerguns’ is a good thing or not cause it depicts you pointing guns @ him,, (dw is good shingen)

while yes being held hostage—no matter how good you’re being treated—isn’t ideal and kinda not very cash money, you consider shingen v chill. man has a kindheart!! “i diagnose you with good vibes.”

if he ever sees your righteous side, as everyone else, he’ll deeply admire you. he himself is someone who believes in such as well. and hearing the circumstances in the modern world regarding those things (blm, etc.) his heart truly does go out for you. he feels sympathy for such a young person like you having to take action

also your dirty humor around him, echigo’s player, kind of makes him question where and how you learnt it

and,, his illness.

through getting straight to the point and not falling for it each time he changes subject/dodges the question, you managed to get to the bottom of his illness. shingen himself thinks it’s not something you have to burden with knowing—you’re so, so young.

but that doesn’t matter to you. the world’s given you such a shit time, you’re mature enough to understand the situation at least.

and as he finishes his explanation, all there was is silence. it felt wrong to say any of your usual quips,, so all you did was slowly came there and hugged him.

that was more than what he’d ask for.

—sasuke:

oh hell yeah

you are in your element with him. the chillest guy to talk to, and probably the first one you’re the closest to

your phone was dead after like 2 days of use, and you were miserable while hideyoshi, like a typical parent, told you to go outside and into town. sensing your bad mood, sasuke asked what’s up. you deadpanned, “my phone game ended and now i’m ready to commit not breath.” you oslemnly look out in the bustling streets and clutched your fist like an Anime Protagonist, “those boomer memes were right all along... i am absolutely Miserable and Useless(^TM) without it.”

in response, you could’ve sworn he did the Anime Glasses thing as well, “then we at team Moderately Awesome Sengoku Ninja are happy to announce the launch of a DIY phone charger, made with the electricity from a fruit and the main functionality of a solar panel. and has more durability than samsung’s.”

there were Stars in your eyes now. with a big grin, you thank him, “i’d die for you, sasuke.”

“then perish.” he said with a blank look. (yukimura, in the bg: ???!!!??!??!?)

the next day he consentually breaks in through the ceiling and gives you the weird contraption. you’re now saved, soul-wise.

the memes start coming and they don’t stop coming from the two of you. in any situation. whether it’d be at a teahouse, or at a battlefield that can determine your life and death.

and you can have discussions about current world events, or the past ones, with him and he’d understand completely what you’re talking about. it’s those rare nights when you’ve been thinking and have a deep conversation with him in his room, and as an adult, it makes for interesting results as well.

the others are endlessly confused, but you’re both so unapologetically yourselves.

and he’s super protective if the circumstances are tough. he feels bad for dragging another person in the sengoku with him—much less when they’re so young like you.

if you’re enough of a lil shit, once you’re taken into kasugayama, in the nights where you can’t sleep because brain at what would be 3 am, you’d probably trudge over to his room and wake him up to tell him what kind of mind-blowing shit you realized.

—yukimura:

when he saved you from falling to your death, your reaction already set off weird Vibes inside him. what do you mean, “you stopped me from fleeing this fleeting world by the sweet embrace of death” ?!?!?! are you crazy?? yes

he doesn’t waste time getting blunt with you at all either.

once he goes into azuchi as a merchant, he silently observes you talking to sasuke for a bit. what’s with your weird language?? and crude humor???? never in his life has he met someone in your age act like that wtf

even so, he still operates on the basis of ‘‘if sasuke trusts you, i trust you’’, no matter how utterly concerned you make him feel

you have a dirtier mind than him! unsurprisingly. along with everyone else, you often tease the poor soul, a nd you’d gladly tell him what the innuendoes mean ( 69, etc.) and maybe sprinkle in some gay jokes in there

and why do you keep mentioning this “bromance between him and sasuke” ?? what us,,, a bromance????? and why is sasuke in it??

he takes you out to teahouses to eat chestnut dumplings and other desserts with you. you always seem to target the one he doesn’t like the most and have a bit of banter

your relationship is built on banter but what’s different rlly

he treats you much more maturely than other people your age. as in, he doesn’t pull back his punches in words most of the time. you don’t seem to around him also, it looks like.

and, he’s also very protective of you. he regards you as his little sibling, as rat as you may be. and he does care about you—he might just be a bit unwilling to say it

—yoshimoto:

you think he’s very chill, if a bit unique but who were you to judge. and he is, if you ever meet him in echigo or even azuchi

his big liking to art and something of apathy to people is osmething you can respect. there’s something about that kind of Vibe that you find oddly a mood.

and oh boy oh boy you wasted no time pulling up your phone and showing images of what art is in the future. whether it’d be a screenshot of anime, fanart, aesthetic-like ones, palette-themed—the whole shabang. 

and, somehow, you were left ranting to him  about how some artists in the future get it so shitty for theft, reposting, not crediting, the list goes on (please be a decent human being to artist, sincerely the author) and he can’t help but just listen in silence and kind of thinking about how you’re so passionate about the Struggles of artists. and it isn’t something he sees often in the sengoku era—where war rules most things.

and he does find art from the modern times interesting, how they’re so different and vast in styles. and not only that, it’s not like the future only has one major style like then, each hand can draw such different pictures and still have beauty in each. he appreciates and admires that.

and he does tell you his thoughts ^ while you give your own insight. it’s so fascinating to see someone like you having strong opinions on this.

because, well, rn art is a big thing in our lives as we’re stuck inside. a part of entertainment is looking at any media of art—and he finds his view of art and yours quite the same. you two came from a time of turmoil (one moreso than the other) but still think art isn’t exactly irrelevant just because it isn’t a cure to diseases or the Ultimate Weapon.

you had to Surgically Remove him from your phone so you can use it and to stop him from draining your battery looking at the art

and he often drags you out to town and admire pieces when you’re holing yourself in too much. your comments are always unknown to him, “radical”, “that’s one i can vibe with ngl”, and the list goes on.

and you occasionally call him pretty boy as a compliment rlly

—kennyo:

when you first saw him at honno-ji, and he won’t forget the one (1) line you gave him, all you said to his warning of ooo spooky demons was, “that’s lit fam gtg tho”

and that alone was enough to stun him for a few seconds

honestly you told the others of your meeting with kennyo before they told you it could be kennyo. just a throaway line of “oh yeah there was this dude with a scar across his face.” / “,,, ,....that’s kennyo. he’s really dangerous actually—” / “oh, poggers”

you’re probably kind of half the reason the oda forces found who dun it.

and it was an eye for an eye, kennyo himself found out that you were their child chatelaine, and very close to the others. as per his villain-schedule, he kidnaps you .

he laments about how “such a pure soul such as yours is not to be stained by the demon’s hands”

oh how Wrong he was.

you were the definition of the opposite of pure. and you seemed unfazed, which surprised kennyo but shrugged it off. he was willing to face you screaming and panicking, along with shouldering the sin of doing the deed. but instead, he was met with a raised eyebrow and, “this is unexpected and probably not welcomed but what am i doing here.”

he was stunned for a moment before explaining what he can. 

“......... fuck.”

he cringed ever so slightly at your curse. but your attention seems to stray so quickly off of the fact that you were bounded and helpless, to the fact that you have the man doing unspeakable things to civilians and you absolutely don’t approve.

throwing your common sense to maybe be civilized, you went off on a rant of how human rights and how to not be an ass to him. all he could do was just listened, shocked to even cut you off.

when he did, he gave the whole ‘unsaved demon’ shtick, and you weren’t taking that kinda shit. he believed he was truly unsaved—you knew that. but that doesn’t make it okay.

eventually, he left you with a cold end of the conversation.

he admires your spirit in a way—but with what he’s experienced,,, it’s a bit of unreachable for him.

if at any point you saw the soft side of his with animals, you just gaped at him for a split second and whispered, “the gap moe is strong with this one.”

also old man died inside when you said that you’d fight god, along with many things.

all in all, to him, you’re insufferable. but weirdly,, fascinating.

you’ve totally ok boomer’d him once cause he rlly looks old

—motonari:

,,. if your speech to kennyo was bad, he’s going to rant hell.

motonari already knew you were interesting even when his men just spied on you. your behavior, so brash and impulsive, is going to be so fun to have, he thinks.

through some planning to stir up more chaos, he kidnaps you and brings you unto his ship. same as kennyo, you showed no clear sign of surprise, and that’s when he decided you were either used to this in any way, or a fool. both answers, he liked.

you’re kind of really confused on why he’s doing what he’d doing. “i get it, i like to stir up chaos myself but it’s harmless,, most of it—but not until the people are in danger, bitch.”

and by that line, motonari leans towards you with a deadly smirk, “now, i can bite, ‘kay kid? you don’t wanna be in the receiving end... do you?”

“do it, coward.”

and before he could let out even a wheeze of laughter, you continued on on a lecture of, again, not being a dick and letting people live their life in peace. and much less all of this damage, for what? chaos?? yeah you wanted to see the world burn but it wasn’t literally.

however, his patience was running thin. he shuts you up forcefully, and leaves.

even so, after a cooldown period, he still talks to you (,,,, well, that’s kind of a generous term) because, right he was, you were so fun in his eyes.

an interesting observation he made,,, was that you picked up on his big dislike of physical contact. and he’d think with how annoying you were at times, that you’d weaponize it. but you didn’t—in fact, you kept your space (not that you were planning to get close) and respected his boundaries.

he thinks you a bit of peculiar for that decision, some wary, and perhaps naive.

one of the days—the more dangerous ones—he was planning to take you to the oda as bait or something. and you weren’t taking it like that. two days before arrival, a storm racked up. you stood upon the edge of the ship with the rest of the crew watching you like you were a madman.

“the oda won’t want me if i’m dead, would they now?”

motonari stands in his composure, guffawing, “all i need is to make sure they believe you’re alive, kid.”

a smile that showed absolutely no fear and 1000 percent spite spread in your face, “not unless i decimate my own body until all the trail left is my blood. the only one who gets to do that shit to me, is me.”

finally, a look of wavering shows in his face.

you were saved last minute,, and the rest is history.

[inkykeiji]

clariiiii i watched true romance too!!! it was great like ughhh i just LOVE christian slater he’ll forever be my 90’s celeb crush. i noticed that the film had major tarantino vibes(esp in the character’s lines n the plot) and later found out he was actually the scriptwriter for this film so that was fun hehe but the cinematography and the 90’s mood r what rlly captivated me ahh i love love love the vibes from 8-90’s vintage films. overall it was great nd fresh, felt like watching a tarantino-style romance film (which turned out to be actually true but anyways) and that’s rare!!! great plot and dynamics too!

as a film enthusiast/major/filmmaker i have tons of stuff i wanna chat w/ you about eeek <33 but i kinda feel guilty cuz this is not a film blog yanno idk i cant explain it but i feel guilty?!?! but can i ask u if that’s okay? 🥺 do u have any other film recs(cuz both movies u recommended were amaazing)? do u have a fav genre? what’s ur fav film? do u have a fav director? ahhh im sorry i’m like spamming u wif questions i’m such a nerd BAHAHA -🐰

omg i’m so happy i love it so much!!!!!!!! yeah he’s a dreamboat sigh pls i just killed myself typing that ahahahaha but no he’s so attractive AND U KNOW WHO HE REMINDS ME OF, ACTUALLY???? or more appropriately, who reminds me of him??? idk if you watched ratched—i got about halfway through so far but haven’t really picked it back up (ryan murphy n i have a complicated relationship) but oh my god finn wittrock’s character in ratched just reminds me of christian so much (in looks, not actions/personality ofc hahahaha)!!

aaaaah thank you so much for coming back to share ur thoughts with me i’m so happyyyy 🥺🥺 YES he is!! true romance is my favourite movie written by quentin, but reservoir dogs + the hateful eight are my favourite films directed by him <33 okayokayokay LET’S GET INTO FILM STUFF UNDER THE CUT EEEEE!!!

FIRST OF ALL alabama is like, one of my favourite characters ever like i cannot decide if i want to marry her or if i want to BE her. same with clarence—i just love their relationship so much like, it’s obv a lil unhealthy but gosh like you said THE DYNAMICS!!! and the colour palatte for that film is just ahhhhh so so so good, it inspired my current colour palette actually!! i was gonna do that teal blue n bright cherry red but i didn’t like the way the gradients were turning out :(( so i went with blue n purple instead ehehe

YES BUNNY BB YES YOU CAN ASK ME AS MANY FILM QUESTIONS AS YOU WANT!!!!!! we can chat about film any time, don’t feel guilty at all!! film and writing are tied as my two favourite things ever hahaha so any film questions/discussions are allowed on my blog <33

aaaaaah i have a thousand recs ehehe pls i’ll give you a never-ending list if u don’t give me something more specific/narrow it down a lil!! like what’re you looking for first? do you want american films or italian films or french films etc etc etc? is there a particular genre, era or film movement you’re interested in? waaahhhh look u got me getting all excited n stuff eeee i love love love recommending new films to people 🥺🥺 i love watching them with people too—idk if this is gonna sound weird but like, i love introducing my friends/family to new films that i’ve seen but they haven’t and just watching their reactions n stuff, it’s such a special thing to share with them and it’s almost like i get to experience it for the first time again ehehe.

oof you really have unlocked a MONSTER okay okay

do you have a fav genre?

yes!! i love love love horror films ahahaha but i’m also really into dramas/slice of life type stuff.

what’s your fav film?

BUNNY PREPARE YOURSELF BECAUSE I HAVE A LIST. in no particular order:

fantastic mr fox - anderson

the godfather (part 1 + part 2) - coppola

goodfellas (duh) - scorsese

the royal tenenbaums - anderson

the rules of the game (french) - renoir

breathless (french) - godard

the hateful eight - tarantino

reservoir dogs - tarantino

her - jonze

the thing - carpenter

get out - peele

literally ANYTHING from fellini ahahaha but my absolute fave is la dolce vita (italian)

videodrome - cronenberg

true romance - scott

night of the living dead - romero

lost highway - lynch

the silence of the lambs - demme

a clockwork orange - kubrick

the shining - kubrick

kiki’s delivery service (japanese or english) - miyazaki

dunkirk - nolan

once upon a time in hollywood - tarantino (omg my boyfriend and i have decided if i were a tarantino character i’d literally be rick dalton lmaoooo)

no country for old men - coen brothers

burning (korean) - chang-dong

rebecca - hitchcock

rear window - hitchcock

halloween - carpenter

fargo - coen brothers

the empire strikes back <3333333 - kershner

back to the future - zemeckis

the dark knight - nolan

citizen kane!!!!!!!!! - my bby welles <3

midsommar - aster

the lighthouse - eggers

little women - gerwig

the man without a past (finnish) - kaurismaki

good god that’s a loooong list lmao i’m so sorry bunny but i’d say those are my absolute FAVOURITES. i know i’m missing a few for sure but aaaaah yes

do you have a fav director?

i have a few!! for ‘contemporary’ directors, i love quentin tarantino, wes anderson, david lynch, greta gerwig, and ari aster!! for like uhhh i guess ‘all time’ directors (who have passed away) my faves are stanley kubrick, alfred hitchcock and federico fellini!!!

SORRY THIS IS HUGE ahaha but no please don’t apologize i literally love talking about this kinda stuff!!! tell me all of your favourite directors and films too pls!!!!!!!

[jjmaebank]

💛

I just wanted to write a little something for everyone in this fandom because honestly? y’all are the best (that is besides the anons that keep sending people unwarranted hate...)

I used to write 13rw imagines on this blog like two years ago, they’re all still up on my master list cuz I am still proud of them even tho I’d like to think my writing style has developed? but that’s besides the point. 

Instantly, from when I first wrote an imagine for this fandom, I realised the amount of feedback and love people give to writers, and it is amazing. I just went through a lot of my old 13rw imagines just for fun and realised, no one rlly ever commented or reblogged any of them saying how they found my writing. Like that BARELY happened. I’d just see a bunch of likes and nothing else.

But here? Everyone reblogs or comments with their actual reactions to how the writing has made them feel. not just on my account, on everyone in this fandom who writes, and it is so heartwarming cuz I'd never rlly experienced that. Actually seeing the real emotions you can evoke in people with your words is so much more gratifying than just seeing a bunch of likes and no feedback or encouragement at all.

And so I just wanted to say thank you to each and every one of you, because the feedback and support y’all give to one another is so inspiring. I love you all.

[godhoarder]

NAME :  sal!! NICKNAME :   salamander, sally, salty, lots of words that start with sal apparently FACECLAIM :  random icons i have of takayama shinobu characters cause she’s my god ( the wackier the expression the bigger the mood ) PRONOUNS :   chill with anything but personally use they/them!! HEIGHT :   actually know for once thanks to going to the doc finally and,,,,4′11 / 149 cm. i’m shorter than even my favorite character slash moon baby. BIRTHDAY :   march 15th!! AESTHETIC :   too many. atm tho it’s desert horror, fantasy horror and 80s goth LAST  SONG  YOU  LISTENED  TO :   sandman by broncho FAVORITE  MUSE (S)  YOU’VE  WRITTEN :  on the oc side, tabitha rose (@/viciousaint) and ivar from my messiah kids canon (@/traitorousmessiah don’t check it out the lores old and in need of an update i’ll cry if u look). canon wise tho hakuno(@/lunardamaged) from fate/extra most definitely they’re my moon baby who i’ll never stop loving. oh also!! salty winter astral man lucilius from gbf. he kickstarted my descent into loving feral characters and idk how to feel abt it. i also cry over him every other night just ask my twit followers they hate me.

* GETTING  TO  KNOW  THE  ACCOUNT :

WHAT  INSPIRED  YOU  TO  TAKE  ON  THIS  MUSE :  honestly?? i was getting burnt out with my other muses and just. felt like being dumbass on main and make another blog i’d be active on for a week maybe then forget abt. little did i know tho that working on an old idea i thought i’d left behind would crawl out of my brain and latch itself onto my heart and make me super invested in a project i’d kind of lost interest in again. WHAT  ARE  YOUR  FAVORITE  ASPECTS  OF  YOUR  CURRENT  MUSE :   if we’re being honest it’s how stupid and unapologetically feral they are. i love unhinged characters but have never rlly written nor even made that many before so, tho godie isn’t the first purposefully feral character i’ve made, they are the first i’ve written and one who is technically a powerful being. even another oc who is similar to them that’s literally named chaos isn’t as chaotic as godie. godie is just 100% unfiltered chaotic stupid juice and i thrive off of their antics that clearly say they possess no human sense of law or just. no braincells.  WHAT’S  YOUR  BIGGEST  INSPIRATION  WHEN  IT  COMES  TO  WRITING :  music!! always, always music. i got that adhd bs so i have a hard time focusing and music is the one thing that grounds me enough to actually think and write. there’s also specific artists who help me write certain characters and, with godie, i tend to listen to drab majesty, baby metal or lauren bousfield. also random 80s gothic rock / post punk collections on youtube ytfhgjgy. FAVORITE  TYPES  OF  THREADS :   fluff, angst and character development type stuff. BIGGEST  STRUGGLE  IN  REGARDS  TO  YOUR  CURRENT  MUSE :   i don’t,,,struggle with much??? surprisingly??? godie may have been a character that hit me with a monkey wrench one night out of the blue but they’re very easy and almost natural to write?? if anything i only kind of find trouble on trying to think of their reactions to specific things as they are more of a work in progress than some of my previous ocs but, even then, it doesn’t take long. godie is both the easiest and most fun character for me to write for the first time in a while and i love them and thank kroah every day for tearing themself horrifically apart so i could write their dumbass tendencies personified jhgdghgujh.

TAGGED BY :  @fahuo (ty nickie!!)

TAGGING: pretty sure most mutuals have done this by now but if not?? tag, ur it :^)

[imadethisatage11]

Live-blogging my reaction to Spiral: from the book of saw

Spoilers under the cut

TL;DR: my overall review is that it was good but I’m going to go watch DPS to cleanse me

- ok so that woman got robbed and for what

- I had to pause to find out who this detective’s actor was Bc it was driving me nuts and it’s MCMURRAY FROM LETTERKENNY???

- love that they’re gonna fuck up this train conductors day lmao

- LOVE genuinely that we’re back to looking gritty and having an old tv play the video and having some rapid cut camera work early 2000’s vibes I embrace you

- why does the voice sound like that,, I wasn’t expecting John but why is it so non threatening now it’s literally just Some Guy™️

- I am glad I paid $15 to listen to Chris Rock talk about Forrest Gump. Worth my money and I mean it genuinely I love Chris Rock he’s great. Stream Everybody Hates Chris on Hulu

- “Z?” Zeke who just had his cover blown: this MF

- “do I look like a fucking Jamaican nanny?!” I- 😀🤚🏽

- ayo Max Minghella

- Chris Rock falling just short of being convincingly aggressively cynical Bc he is Chris Rock with the voice of Chris Rock

- it sounds like he’s setting up jokes that don’t have punchlines and instead they’re just like,, mediocre cynic cop dialogue

- while looking at some pretty fucking intact teeth: this bum is gonna be pretty hard to ID

- I mean I guess the homeless don’t have dental records but were you not even gonna try?

- I’m very pleased Chris Rock put on gloves before handling the strange package I love actually smart character choices that would make sense for them to make

- I.e. the cop knows how to properly handle unexpected unmarked packages delivered to the precinct

- “I thought the jigsaw killer was dead” “well if it’s another copy cat…” another wait is that referring to Logan (which Logan pinned on the other coincidentally crooked cop whose name I’ve forgotten) does that imply Logan only did like? The one trap? And hasn’t been active? Just waited ten years after John died recreates the one trap he was in and then stops?? I mean don’t get me wrong if movie wants to ignore Jigsaw (2017)’s existence I’m game but like what

- also why do the packages look like they’re wrapped in Tiffany boxes lmao

- oh yay they did run dental

- Chris Rock is an asshole but they should go with protocol if that’s what they’re doing

- ordering a man mid piss out of the men’s room to yell at Zeke

- does conflict of interest matter when the whole precinct knows the victim?

- uncomfortable stand-offs with your ex while at the home of a grieving friend

- Samuel L Jackson!

- “I could’ve killed you!” “What are you talking about, I have the gun!” *SLJ pulls a gun out* “I could’ve killed you”

- daddy issues

- “you think this is linked to John Kramer?” Bruh you think it’s NOT??

- ik this is SO far fetched but I rlly hope this movie tells us wtf happened to Dr Gordon. I’m sure it won’t but a girl can dream

- “should we tell Zeke?” “Fuck him” I get you guys don’t like to work w him Bc he’s an ass but like. You’re just not doing your jobs now you’re just proving he’s right that you’re untrustworthy

- splitting up and not telling ppl where you’re going is the number one way to get kidnapped or murdered but way to go cop instincts

- what is this Chinese finger trap ass shit

- love the blue tones tho very Saw

- all it needs is to become uncomfortably green

- fun fact I actually watched the first saw w my friend who is red green color blind and he said it looked AWFUL and I was like oh yeah everything is blue tinted like twilight blue tint and later it’s green just FYI (he thought that made significantly more sense than whatever shit ass color palette he was perceiving)

- being mad at your son for turning in a dirty cop Bc now you’ll have to mess with internal affairs

- and then assaulting someone??? SLJ is an even worse asshole lmao

- another Tiffany box bound in twine maybe it’ll be one of those cheesy diamond heart necklaces

- HELLO what is that ugly ass pig puppet

- also the voice is so stilted did the killer use fuckin text to speech so they couldn’t unscramble the voice like they did to Hoffman?

- cops finding dead pigs, a little on the nose

- oh so this dude has a history of “fuck it” ok well screw that guy then

- SLJ deserves to be pissed at that cop for letting Zeke get shot but like what an unhinged man he threatened to kill him and then actually assaulted him HOW did he EVER get in charge to begin with

- ok wait is Zeke actually the only decent cop (inc his dad but maybe excluding the newbie)

- that is a truly gruesome way to lose fingers tho I must say but he deserves that shit

- wait did the trap not go fast enough or was there a way for him to do that faster and I missed it

- like should he not have hesitated Bc there was a time limit or was it just rigged

- cuz the machine had to pull them off he couldn’t just cut them quickly

- so are they just gonna leave broken leg Dude there or

- also just now I tried to talk abt this movie (so far) vs Jigsaw (2017) to my mom and I got too excited and referenced some character names she didn’t know and she shut me down and said she didn’t care 😀

- live-blogging to my, like, five followers that compromise one one (1) person that knows me IRL, one (1) Sawtual, and a handful of ppl only here for my main DPS content to fill the void of emotional parental neglect. What a great website

- oh no did the rookie die :( he was actually sweet

- I feel like he was too important to kill offscreen tho

- like they’re TELLING us he .. was skinned.. but was he REALLY

- Chris Rock having a revelation: AH FUCK

- everyone else at the crime scene: ….

- favorite thing abt movies that were already gonna be rated R is when they’re like “well if we’re already at R we might as well say fuck”

- she has to SEVER HER SPINAL CORD? Why was she deemed the biggest asshole

- also how on earth was this trap portable it IS in their basement right

- transporting the hot wax is just what gets me

- Chris Rock rn: are you tired of being nice? Don’t you just wanna go apeshit?

- was this abt his dad the whole time???

- does it count as live blogging when I do one big post instead of several small ones lol I just want it to be avoidable for ppl who are just here for Dead Poets Society

- man’s fully abt to cut his arm off like barely even hesitated long enough to notice the bobby pin he could pick the lock with

- there’s a body here suspended

- not hanging mind you

- but covered and suspended

- and I bet it’s the newbie

- ah damn it’s Pete that’s disappointing

- it’s possible the trailers just made him seem more important than he was

- why are they punishing Zeke for reporting a dirty cop and having his career accordingly ruined like he did the right thing and already suffered for it? This killer doesn’t like crooked cops?? Why does Zeke have to be tortured by hearing this dude die like that’s what they want isn’t it?

- I think it’s too late pal

- the glass trap was pretty fucking cool though

- I KNEW HE WAS ALIVE

- I didn’t think he was a MURDERER but I KNEW he was alive

- OH SHIT THE DIRTY COP ZEKE TURNED IN KILLED NEWBIE’S DAD??

- I’m terrible at guessing endings but it makes viewing more fun

- honestly,, do it Chris Rock ACAB

- “you want me to kill cops?” “No, fuck no, just the bad ones”

- what a fun villain though

- I have no idea what the Ultimate Game Plan™️ is here though is he gonna make him kill his dad? I mean his dad does suck but making a dude KILL his DAD? That is a tall order Max Minghella

- ok but literally why wouldn’t you listen to him here shoot the target??

- ANGIE! It WaS aNgIe

- killing this man is not correct justice anyway Zeke

- shot the target! Good man

- groovy of them to play the Hello Zepp soundtrack rn

- oh shit what’s going on SLJ knows what it is

- oh.. w o w. Brutal way to go. Very heavy handed imagery

- and that’s all I guess who the fuck knows what’s up w Doctor Gordon

- and I guess Max Minghella is just gonna get away now but tbh Chris Rock only seemed truly mad at him for involving his dad

- nice rap remix to the OG Hello Zepp score very cool credits music

[sheismyteacher]

yeah i really dont have anything better to do

1. have her be my age !! i enjoy not being a full adult yet lol

2. long distance!! im in a long distance relationship rn and it's actually soo easy and id hate to meet such an interesting person as R and not be able to talk to her again after one summer

3. spend the day... neither of us fw all nighters cause life is exhausting enough lol

4. well the funny thing is since my feelings for her are platonic she already knows exactly how i feel about her.. and i did once drunk text her to say how much i appreciate her lol wait lemme look it up and copy paste:: "Ok i know I shouldn't be messaging u drunk llllol because I will regret but I just wanted to say. you're a very good person. And thank you for caring about me always and. yea that's it@!! I'm just grateful for you and. yes that's rlly it hehehh... yes thank you" im a fucking moron. but she thought it was sweet loooool so id pick that again LMFSJDHDHDH

5. i honestly dont know what our most embarrassing moment was?? im sure there have been a few tho.. but id pick that over her reading my blog a million times

6. she'd probably prefer a picnic so thats what we're going with !

7. mmmm... i hate cycling and neither of us knows how to drive LOL so fly?? but if driving also means train then id pick that cause idk it feels weird being so far away with her

8. museum cause u cant talk at the movies!!!!

9. omg never see but still be able to text and call for sure... like id miss seeing her irl SO MUCH but imagining not being able to talk to her at all... aint it

10. ultra-realistic dream

11. mmm love interest cause we fake fight sooooo often irl so i know what that's like lol so itd be cool to act like lovers loool

12. in person for SUUUUURE i need to see/get an immediate reaction

13. ive never gotten high and i doubt she does either tbh but id pick drunk just cause idk what im like high??

14. idk im rly used to being socially distanced from her now so it's ok like this? we still text sometimes so

15. PHOTO ALBUMS!!!!!!! oh my god i love photos so much, i have a bunch of pictures of baby R and i love them smsm, and ive alr been to her house hehe so ion feel a need to do that + i can google her schools and im pretty sure she sent me her old street name once as well so i could google that too

16. share a dorm wtf

17. someone with her personality lmaooo shes gorgeous but im here for the heart n brains

18. oh my god, relive actual memories i have. ive def dreamt about her before but i dont think any of those could top things that actually happened cause my dreams are mostly... odd

19. attend her wedding oh my GOSHHHH the thought itself makes me so excited like i really really hope she finds someone who can make her as happy as she deserves to be and if she'd invite me to the wedding id be so so happy

20. ok id say def music but i also know her music taste SUCKS so i am unsure KSJDJDH

would you rather: teacher crush edition

hey angels !! i hope you’re doing well.

since i just did the june tc challenge, it inspired me to create my own !!

if you would like to do the challenge too, dm me and i’ll send you a version which you can copy paste :)

1. be your tc’s age or have your tc be your age?

have my tc be my age, i would love to grow up with him.

2. have a summer fling with your tc, but never speak again afterwards or be in a long distance relationship with your tc for years, but never be able to meet in person?

definitely have a summer fling with greyson, it would be so much fun !!

3. spend the day with your tc or pull an all nighter with your tc?

pull an all nighter and make a bunch of reckless, regrettable decisions with greyson lol !!

4. accidentally confess your feelings to your tc while drunk or never confess your feelings to your tc?

never confess my feelings for him, for sure, i would be so mortified, i know he’s take it well if i confessed but i wouldn’t be able to live with myself, i would be too embarrassed !!

5. have your tc find out about your tcc blog and read every single post or relive your most embarrassing moment with your tc?

relive my most embarrassing moment with greyson.

6. go to a fancy restaurant with your tc or have a picnic with your tc?

have a picnic with him, i love the outdoors, but if we went to a fancy restaurant it would be hilarious because neither of us would know wtf were ordering and we’d just laugh at rich old people the entire time.

7. fly out of the country with your tc or drive/cycle cross country with your tc?

fly out of the country with him.

8. go to the movies with your tc or go to the museum with your tc?

probably go to the museum with him, i love going to the museum !!

9. never speak to your tc again, but still being able to see them out and about or never see your tc’s face again, but still be able to call (not video call, only phone call), text and email them?

never speak to my tc again, part of me wants to get over him because i know my crush is unrealistic, so i think that would help.

10. completely forgetting about your tc (they’re strangers to you) or feel as though your tc was some kind of ultra-realistic dream (you’re not sure whether it actually happened or your just dreamt it)?

completely forgetting about him.

11. in a movie where your tc is the protagonist, be cast as the love interest or the antagonist?

the love interest !!

12. confess your feelings in a letter or in person?

in a letter, i suck at face to face communication, especially when it comes to him, he makes me stumble on my words.

13. get drunk with your tc or get high with your tc?

get drunk with greyson for sure !! i’m so much more fun when i’m drunk omg.

14. having to social distance with everyone but your tc for the for a year or having to social distance with your tc but no one else for a year?

having to social distance with everyone but greyson, i hate everyone, my parents are toxic, i genuinely have no friends and yeah i’d need it.

15. get the chance to go through all of your tc’s photo albums or get the chance to visit your tc’s childhood home, current place and every school they’ve ever attended?

get the chance to visit your tc’s childhood home, appartement and the schools he has attended. i just think it would be so interesting.

16. share a dorm with your tc for a month or be handcuffed to your tc for 24h?

share a dorm with my tc, for sure.

17. date someone with your tc’s face/physical appearance but someone else’s personality or date someone with a different face but your tc’s personality?

honestly... i’m not sure. i love both. but probably someone with his face, his smile just makes me melt.

18. relive all of your favorite moments with your tc or have one of your dreams with your tc come to life?

have one of my dreams with my tc come to life, i once dreamt we snuck out of school together just to go wander around town.

19. attend your tc’s wedding with someone else or move across the world from your tc and having to say goodbye?

move across the world from him and having to say goodbye. i feel like it would give me more closure.

20. listen your tc’s playlist with them or go on a movie marathon of their favorite movies with them?

go on a movie marathon with him !! i’ve already listened to his playlist with him hihi <3

— baeby

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1. I honestly don’t know if I have one?

2. Single

3. rant ahhh uhhh Idk what to rant abt aghfjgnd

4. I think it mainly depends on the artist and what the artist did that haves ppl separate them from their art.

5. I have 4, my main is a kpop blog that I don’t use anymore and 2 side blogs on that blog (this that I use as my main but can’t separate from my actual unused main and a mineblr) and then I just recently made a new main but I haven’t moved over to it yet

6. Oh jeez idk a lot? But I always end up wearing the same pair of vans every day

7. What would you like my opinion on?

8. Idk it won’t let me see on mobile for some reason

9. I don’t think I’m particular to any specific clothing brand? I have a swimsuit from Aerie that I like a lot? And a pair of ripped black jeans I got on sale from express YEARS ago that have lasted really well but idk anything else abt either of those brands so idk

10. I always wanted to name a dog Hades? Or Wenish (inside joke with some friends)? Also Edwardian boy names like Edward are 10/10

11. I can crack a lotta bones bc I have way to much cartilage? I can half decently sing songs I’ve never heard before bc I can just? Predict the next lyrics? (Most of the time) but I can also basically memorize a song after 1 listen through but I don’t think that’s that uncommon

12. Practically every girl in the school was in love with a guy who worked in the office bc he was jacked? Idk if we have a lot of school gossip?

13. I think my friends tried to order a McDick (or McDildo?) from McDonald’s on my phone?

14. I’m not a coffee person if it’s Starbucks I get peach green tea lemonade otherwise I just ask the cashier their tea recommendation

15. I don’t get asked questions very often? Which is sad bc I like answering questions :)

16. Huh idrk? I always think having a dot tattoo in some random spot on my body would be funny just a small dot no one would see

17. “How You Remind Me” by Nickelback according to billboard

18. I like a lot of artists idk if any of them are rant worthy? Oh WAIT OK SO I like BTS but like I hate how ppl act abt it? Like “ohhh your a kpop stan? Ur one of those ppl?” It’s literally just music it means a lot to me (one of my special interests) n I never feel like I can share it with ppl bc they always have a reaction

19. Either my sophomore year World Cultures teacher he’s super dope and I was supposed to go to Japan with him on a school trip before corona or my junior year first semester English teacher who I had for British Literature she was amazing and I love her

20. A Big Mess

21. oh goodness uhh was it Avril who ppl thought died and was replaced by a lookalike?

22. BTS

23. Procrastination or negative self talk/thinking? Anxiety? But I don’t think that’s counts as a bad habit? maybe my indecisiveness lol

24. I’ve been in choir for 9 years and my mom taught me a little ballroom dancing (basic steps for a few dances but I only was ever half decent at beginner waltz, I want to learn more it’s a lot of fun but I also like to just jam ya know? Vibing is great and I enjoy it a lot! I dance and sing like do ones watching I’m constantly vibin

25. Oh gosh I was obsessed with lip balms for awhile? I’m kinda weird abt spending money for some reason lol i spend a lot of time adding stationary to my cart and then not buying it lol

26. Depends on the atmosphere? I’m great with small groups and sometimes I get overwhelmed in crowds unless I’m vibing then I’m good usually

27. Oh gosh I’m not good at packing I’m either packing the night before/morning of or like three weeks before

28. Idk!! I’m not a big celebrity person?

29. I think if someone finds something inspirational or helpful then I think it’s a good thing! I don’t think any of that kinda stuff is bs if it helps/makes ppl happy

30. OHMYGOD my middle school self always wanted like cyan turquoise blue hair? But maybe like forest green? Pink? Mustard yellow was always cool in my opinion uhhh idk? I’m super indecisive and not rlly a big hair-dyer person

31. HA OMG okay idk if I could choose just one? But at the same time I’m pretty happy with my life at the moment? Maybe just like if my internet friends lived near by or something?

32. Idk tbh? I always think I look childish but people always say I look older?

33. Being loved? A peaceful happy future and all its possibilities!

34. OMG OKAY SO I’m a Slytherin! And I love being a Slytherin! Because it suits me P E R F E C T L Y but it’s even better because everyone thinks I’m a hufflepuff!!! Bc I got very hufflepuff tendencies and so when I tell them I’m a Slytherin they’re very surprised :)

35. Home means safety and comfort and happiness and peace where I am cared for and listened to and loved

36. Oh gosh I am such a rule follower I doubt I’d ever be arrested but maybe for protesting? Or murder?

37. Nope never

38. I’ll make a whole separate post abt dream outfits bc wayyyy to many

39. Idk if I have one specific aesthetic? I love a lot (cottagecore, vintage/pinup, nautical beach vibes, dark academia, old castle/royal vibes, street style, etc etc etc)

40. Our principle has calves made of steel that are so intense they could cut diamond? All the freshmen think that if they step on the map in the entrance hall they’ll get thrown in the pool? We have a substitute teacher that’s an actual Old God / Wizard he’s super rad

[letme-rant]

To I Swear I Say

holy shit

idk what got over me, but i just logged into my old blog... one that i was consistently writing when i was 22. and now here we are, twenty freaking seven. 5 years.

i was so lost when i was 22. i was staying alone. i was “the other girl”. i had no family. i went to sleep every night crying (every of my post literally ended with ...”went to bed crying”). i was broke, and in debt. i just started a job that was so unknown to me. (it’s actually my current job, but i met a few of my closest friends, 2 of which were my bridesmaids) i was so so so so clueless. uninspired. lonely.

this is why i like writing. i like to look back and read, and maybe i can watch myself grow. that maybe between then and now, there is a progression. even the slightest. i might not be close to 75% of the people that i blogged about then... but pretty sure all of them turned up for our wedding lol 

wow such clarity, i always always always say this, things happen for a reason. and today, the sudden urge to peep at my old posts made me realize that even though i’ve matured, there’s still so so so much room for so so so many lessons/people.

i’ll come back with screenshots of the old page.... just for the lols.

p/s: the title of this post is actually the title of my old blog (not the url, but the “name” of it) i guess i’m a fob fan for till i die lmao

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1. lol my 2013 resolutions look so juvenile now. i haven’t gotten my license in any form of transportation. i’m still TRYING to save as much as i can. i do not run regularly, but i want to believe that i am quite disciplined with my squats. i am talking to my mother. and lastly i think i am more stubborn than i have ever been.

i read this post twice cause i couldn’t remember why i was crying till the verge of blindness hahaha and then it hit me LIKE A TRUCK. 

2. ok la took me almost 4-5 years to be a “better drinker” cause i rlly don’t have any shameless dead drunk nights anymore (the last one was prolly my bachelorette’s night BUT FOR GOOD REASON OK)

3. some throwback photos from BK’s POP and Serene’s birthday party

- pretty sure i wasn’t wearing a fucking bra under that horrid FUSCHIA dress good lord - my smiley piercing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i miss it so so much - jamie looked like a primary school kid beside me.............. oh hell nah

4. this was the last post that i wrote about rachel before we had our major fall out - literally didn’t talk for 1.5 years lol how foolish were we man......... hahahah we were showing off our bolsters????????? OH MY GOD IT WAS BECAUSE OUR THEN BOYFRIENDS BOUGHT IT FOR US AT THE SAME TIME HAHAHA DEAD.

5. emo emo emo emo??? 

i think the only thing stopping me from actually seeing a therapist was that i could not afford one.

6. i had a very bad reaction to a creepy crawler... imagine being in your first month of probation so you didn’t want to “keng”, went to work, my huge cankles/feet couldn’t even fit into the damn safety boots SO I GOT SENT HOME LOL