#this is a joke. please do not commit arson lol

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[tempvstas]

Hey, I wish to request the (platonic) dorms leader with GN!reader who as random burst of energy? I have adhd and when I'm on sugar or caffeine I have like a 15 minutes where I raise hell, sing horrible songs, say jokes that could probably make me go to prison, I would just run around, just doing chaotic things until 15min later I would sleep like a dead. I always bring my younger siblings with me on "adventure" wich is just me playing in mud even tho they didn't ask for anything but peace. Thanks a lot!

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Character(s): GN!Reader(no pronouns mentioned), Riddle Rosehearts, Leona Kingscholar, Azul Ashengrotto, Kalim Al-Asim, Vil Schoenheit, Idia Shroud, Malleus Draconia

Authors Notes: omg you're like me frfr, the ADHD zoomies are so real HAHAHAHAHHA

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Riddle Rosehearts

Your energy is a lot for him to handle and he can feel a headache coming on

You remind him a lot of Ace with your random bouts of energy and such

Keeps all sweets out of reach of you, he doesn't want to cause you to go on another sugar rush only to crash soon after

He's your impulse control lol

Leona Kingscholar

You're like a feral cat lol, he'll pick you up by the back of your shirt and hold you like that until you chill out.

You remind him of Cheka, annoyingly endearing.

If you rouse him from his nap, he'll glare at you from a distance away, his ears twitching from all the noise.

Please do not the cat :]

Azul Ashengrotto

As if one Floyd wasn't enough now he has two to deal with.

Please spare him, there's only so much he can handle at a given time LMAO

His hair is already gray but you're just giving him more lmao

nono please do not touch his stack of very important papers. yes arson is fun. what are you doing NONO DONT PULL OUT A MATCH-

Kalim Al-Asim

omg ADHD buddies, rip Jamil you will be missed

You two are perfect for each other, he'll sing along with you, laugh at your dumb jokes, literally the perfect duo friendship :]]

you are not allowed to sit next to each other, the professors make sure you two are as far away from each other as possible lmaooo

when the two of you zonk out after your adhd zoomies Jamil can find you passed out with your head resting against his shoulder and his cheek pressed against the top of your head.

Vil Schoeheit

will not tolerate your zoomies, this man will try to straighten you out like he did with Epel(does it work tho? we'll never know)

would pick you up by the back of your shirt like Leona, but instead he has Rook hold you under your armpits where you dangle like a cat

he can feel a headache coming along LMAO

has Rook herd you around whenever you come by pomefiore to commit crimes

Idia Shroud

ew a normie...OH NO YOURE EXTROVERTED

has Ortho handle you because he cannot handle your energy. he's secretly happy to see you and Ortho getting along tho

he likes you better after you've crashed and passed out /j

relates to you on things like hyperfixating on things that are interesting to you and if you have any shared interests he will gladly talk to you about it for hours.

Malleus Draconia

he thinks you're amusing, you remind him a lot of Lilia and is happy to see the two of you getting along with your antics.

he doesn't understand what you mean by "YOUR MOTHER" whenever you bicker with Sebek, but he watches in amusement as Sebek gets all riled up.

he sees himself in you when you get excited about what you like, it's the same way he gets when he talks about gargoyles

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Higurashi When They Cry Hou Ch. 6 Tsumihoroboshi pt. 25

So I entertained the notion of reinstalling the VN to find out some of the specifics from the previous parts. But I largely decided that where Chie went is kind of irrelevant to what happens so I didn’t reread that part.

So after reinstalling the VN and the mod to get my save back to this point; the location Chie and Keiichi went to in the alternate timeline is the suspension bridge past the Furude shrine. Anyway, Mion has a chat with Kasai over the phone telling him to take some of their guys to the Irie Clinic just in case Rena decides to commit some arson. The phone in the office rings, and Chie answers it. Shock gasp! It��s Rena! And she’s going to do something at an undisclosed far away location?! She’s on the case! Mion is told to keep an eye on the class while she goes to stop Rena. Mion follows for a minute to tell the nearby car of Sonozaki men to follow Chie, then goes back to the class.

Mion informs everyone that it’s independent study time. When suddenly:

Heyyyyy, wait a second, she’s not at the suspension bridge or the Irie Clinic at all! That liar!

I know this isn’t the time, because of that absurd question, but for the longest time I was completely unaware that Rena wore thigh-highs. I was probably aware in the back of my mind, but for some reason I just never really latched onto it.

That’s some wonky reasoning Keiichi. You know for a fact Rena had no problems killing a man much larger than her just about a week ago. But for some reason she thought Chie might be too much to handle? Maybe she just got rid of her because she felt she didn’t have time for an extended physical contest?

I think you’d have a real devil of a time trying to play this off as a joke my guy. You can’t force someone else to tie up twenty or so students under threat of death and violence and then just go “lol, jk, pranked!” People tend to take this kind of stuff seriously you know?

shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle. It just amuses me to keep hitting the left and right arrow on these two, she shuffles around like an old timey RPG enemy.

Oh don’t be like that Ooishi, up until last night you two were the best of friends. One of the other cops from Okinomiya calls Ooishi over to the car where they have Rena on the line, which damn man the Okinomiya police must be loaded to have a car phone in the early 80s. I’m starting to get my brain bogged down in the specifics of car phones and how Rena got connected to this one in particular.

For all the incidental dialogue accusing Ooishi of basically being corrupt slime, he sure is a quick thinker. Having come up with this way to discuss about whether Rena is acting alone or with accomplices Rena takes the phone back and demands to know whether Ooishi was able to uphold his end of the bargain and find the research facility. Not best pleased with his response that these things take time, but the police are mobilizing to begin the raids Rena begins to think that Ooishi isn’t taking the situation as seriously as she is. Ooishi deflects and says the thing really holding them back is a lack of proof about the parasite and the bioterrorism.

Rena then decides that if they need proof she’ll give them proof. She plans to give Ooishi the scrapbooks, and to do so she’s going to send them with Keiichi.

Ooishi agrees this is a dynamite plan, and Rena should do it, and keep herself safe from any potential threat by staying away from the windows of the school. Rena gets suspicious at this insistence, and Ooishi informs her that as she’s aware some of the Sonozaki family were trained in combat, and could very well be elite snipers. And they’re probably just hoping for a chance to get a shot off on her.

So Ooishi and his colleagues prepare to receive the scrapbooks and Keiichi, and are plotting a scheme to help out against the Rena situation.

[starglitterz]

cynosure. (iv)

─── chapter 4 ! ~ stay with me

summary; you and xiao are genmates under the famed streamer company genshin impact. the chemistry between the two of you is undeniable, and your fanbases absolutely love your collaborations. but when you both start meeting up offline more and more, your connection starts to deepen past just harmless flirting and playful banter. with these real feelings starting to affect both your job and reputation online, how will you two react when your relationship becomes the internet’s cynosure?

a/n; reading order for pics is

1 2

3 4

also don't forget to read chapter 3 first, tumblr didn't let it show up in tags so you might have missed it LOL and if the same thing happens to this chapter i'm going to commit arson /j

hope you enjoy !! :D

warnings; drunkenness

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this chapter is specially dedicated to the wonderpets gang !! (@bookuya & @noirkkat) thanks for being so cute and supportive when i told you i finished the chapter HAHA ily guys sm 🥺💘

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xiao and y/n both nearly fainted while texting each other at the beginning, and xiao dropped his phone onto his face almost as soon as the conversation was over because he was so surprised he had actually asked y/n to come over. he also proceeded to go on a crazy cleaning rampage of his entire house that day. as for y/n, every time her replies were 'dry' she was actually freaking out so much that she couldn't type out a proper reply LMAO

ganqing & chili so true,,, quill 🤝 making everyone gay AHAHA it's up to you to decide if they're official/just platonic flirting bc rn the only canon couple in cynosure is yantao.

also lumine tends to travel a lot between mondstadt, liyue and inazuma, because of her main job (streaming is a side gig for her and her brother) and that's why keqing had to confirm if she was actually there.

that one line where zhongli says 'no matter how small you are' to xiao can be interpreted as a dirty joke,,, but tbh it's a play on words!! xiao's chinese name is 魈, read as xiāo and meaning 'demon', but the word for 'small' in chinese is 小, read as xiăo. basically if you mispronounce xiao's name the meaning will change, which is what zhongli is teasing him abt and why xiao says 'that's not my name!' KJSAKJSD i'm so proud of this joke let me have my moment <3

zhongli and xiao have a sort of father-son relationship because zhongli is someone he looks up to a lot, and they've been close ever since xiao had just finished highschool. childe is the gay stepdad while aether is the chaotic cousin /j

a/n; WAHHHASDKASJKD XIAO INVITED Y/N TO HIS HOUSE OMFG AAAAAAAAA ok sorry back 2 my a/n,,, sorry for the super long wait in between chapters! i had some 'technical difficulties' w my phone & also i have writer's block JKDJSK sobs,,, but anyways this chapter is super cute and omg i am So Excited for the next chapter screams loudly HAHA anyways i hope you enjoyed this chapter my loves !! now bye byeeee <3

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[merakiui]

Yo, can I request headcanons with Venti, Sucrose, and Xinyan with a crush reader who is really short and a gremlin lol. Reader yelling imma do a crime or something like that hehe

Venti, Sucrose, and Xinyan with a Short S/O

🍎 Venti 🍎

He’s a gremlin, too, so that makes the two of you a perfect pair! Venti’s always chaotic when he’s with you. Your friendship is 50% memes and 50% alcohol.

He likes it when you laugh because he enjoys seeing you happy. And it’s also better to feel upbeat rather than sad, so he’s always ready to cheer you up.

The two of you make a lot of jokes about Diluc and how he’s constantly chasing Venti out when he can’t pay his tab.

"Venti, let’s use my Pyro and your Anemo powers to get back at Diluc. We’ll commit war crimes today,” you jokingly tell him after he was kicked out of the tavern yet again. “This is a revolution against Master Diluc!”

“So true, bestie, but let’s sneak into his wine cellar instead!”

The two of you are always trying to steal his wine. Diluc probably hates the both of you because of that. Once you start to pay him back for all of the stolen alcohol, his opinion of you might change. Maybe...

Venti will teach you all sorts of songs. The two of you can sing together when you’re bored and have nothing else to do.

That’s usually how it ends up when you aren’t drinking with him.

You’re his favorite drinking partner, by the way. He wouldn’t go drinking with anyone else! You’re way too fun. He probably ends up admitting his feelings for you in the haze of his inebriation and you, just as drunk, accept the confession.

Both of you don’t remember a thing when you wake up with soul-crushing hangovers, so it’s back to square one. He’ll admit to it one day, but until then it’s back to the tavern for a much-needed drink and an evening of carefree singing!

🧪 Sucrose 🧪

She tends to be very shy and soft-spoken, so she isn’t used to your gremlin energy at first. It honestly surprises her when you barge into her lab, enthusiastically shouting about an experiment you’re about to put on with Albedo.

The experiment is...dangerous. Even Albedo knows that, yet he allows you to do it for the sake of his research. Sucrose is probably on the verge of passing out; she’s so worried for your safety.

You assure her that it’ll be fine and if anything bad happens it’ll be entirely your fault! That’s hardly comforting and she struggles to watch as you carry out the experiment with Albedo humming thoughtfully or making the necessary corrections.

Luckily, all goes well and she’s instantly relieved once it’s over. Albedo will thank you for the results and you’ll run up to Sucrose, asking if she saw how cool you looked.

“Y-You looked cool... But please don’t do that again. It was really scary.”

“Aw, Sucrose, you don’t have to worry about me! I’m fine, aren’t I?” You’re hugging her as you say this, and she’s blushing wildly, now embarrassed at this sudden affectionate gesture.

After that, Sucrose asks if you’d like to help her with her experiments rather than Albedo’s. She knows his can be somewhat...unsafe and she’d prefer to have you unharmed. So she’s very happy when you agree to help out.

Sucrose does enjoy your positive, gremlin energy. It brightens her mood when she’s stressing out over an experiment.

You probably help her come out of her shell more with your extroverted personality. She gains some confidence the more she spends her time with you.

But that doesn’t mean she’ll ever find the courage to confess. That’s way too embarrassing, and even as a researcher she can’t seem to predict the outcome to a confession.

🎸 Xinyan 🎸

She loves your energy! The two of you have so much fun when you’re together. Your gremlin personality and her upbeat personality mix well.

There’s never a dull moment. Whether the two of you are planning ways to make her next concert as amazing as the one before it or are simply hanging out with your friends, you’re always having a great time.

You make a lot of arson jokes because she’s known for setting her stage on fire, and Xinyan welcomes those jokes. They make her laugh because it’s true; she loves fiery performances.

Xinyan’s always happy when she spots you in the crowd during her shows, and sometimes she’ll pull you up on stage so you can share the spotlight.

It’s even better if your element is Pyro or if you like to play instruments, too! The two of you will have so much in common if that’s the case.

You’ll inspire her when she’s struggling to come up with new songs to play, and she helps you with whatever’s bothering you. Together, the two of you uplift one another!

She might not even recognize her feelings for you at first because the two of you are such great friends. Xinyan probably mistakes her feelings for platonic love for a best friend.

Eventually she’ll realize that her feelings run deeper than that and it makes her so excited. She wants you to know just how loved you are!

Xinyan might make her confession flashy or she’ll do it in the comfort of her own home when the two of you are alone together. Whatever makes you feel the most at ease, as she doesn’t want to upset or embarrass you.

Your gremlin energy carries over into the relationship and she couldn’t be anymore happier. It’s one of your best traits, so she hopes you’ll never change.

[skylardoesthings]

so here’s somethings i came up for the headcanon thing i made (Dream SMP, hermitcraft, Legacy SMP, X-life and some mcc players have a Group Chat together), and because @harley-the-pancake​ made an amazing addition i will be adding it as well. Also, there will be some foul language here, there will also be mentions of death and a gun.

Welcome to hell Antfrost, Archelaus, Avomance, Awesamdude, BdoubleO100, CaptainPuffy, ChimneySwift11, and more Technoblade: D I E iJevin: Thank you for the dying permission, now time for me to swim in the ocean ‘till i become a fish. SolidarityGaming: Its evolving but backwards! Ph1Lz4: I am uncomfortable with the energy that we have created in this group chat - Welcome to hell Antfrost, Archelaus, Avomance, Awesamdude, BdoubleO100, CaptainPuffy, ChimneySwift11, and more TommyInnit: Cartoons are like,  TommyInnit: Be nice, good life! TommyInnit: BITCH WHERE’S MY GOOD LIFE?? Cubfan135: she has priviledge. DreamWasTaken: Are you sure you’ve been good? - Welcome to hell Antfrost, Archelaus, Avomance, Awesamdude, BdoubleO100, CaptainPuffy, ChimneySwift11, and more StressMonster101: as much as i love hermitcraft everyone here can be pretty chaotic lol Technoblade: Stress, sometimes all you need to do is to commit murder. Ph1Lz4: Stress, sometimes the best way to solve your problems is to commit arson StressMonster101: Thanks for the suggestion boys but i’ll keep it in mind :P Iskall85: STRESS NO PLEASE- - Builders appreciation Archelaus, Avomance, Awesamdude, BdoubleO100, ChimneySwift11, Cubfan135, and more Smallishbeans: ALRIGHT LISTEN TO THIS. LDShadowLady: uh oh Dangthatsalongname: Here we go again: Smallishbeans: BLUEBERRIES ARE BLUE. PeteZuhHutt: thats right Smallishbeans: BUT WHEN MASHED THEY’RE PURPLE. PythonGB: okay? Smallishbeans: BUT WHEN SKINNED WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN!? ZloyXP: holy fuck. Ethoslab: You know what you should be concerned about? Mixing blue and green SHOULD NOT MAKE PURPLE. Fucking blueberries broke the color spectrum guys. Pearlecentmoon: Holy shit why?? - Builders appreciation Archelaus, Avomance, Awesamdude, BdoubleO100, ChimneySwift11, Cubfan135, and more Grian: LOVE IS DEAD AND NEVER EXISTED. ALL YOU DID WAS BETRAY ME AS I LAY SICK AND FESTERING. YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF DREAD. Viggoman: Are you okay? Grian: Maui stole my fucking garlic bread. - Welcome to hell Antfrost, Archelaus, Avomance, Awesamdude, BdoubleO100, CaptainPuffy, ChimneySwift11, and more Cubfan135: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER C L A S S Connoreatspants: And there we have a capitalist. Seapeekay: Did you just? Hbomb94: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible. - Welcome to hell Antfrost, Archelaus, Avomance, Awesamdude, BdoubleO100, CaptainPuffy, ChimneySwift11, and more Goodtimeswithscar: You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck at Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me iJevin: I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What to Say: a sequel bt me ImpulseSV: I Feel Like I Have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: The trilogy ChimneySwift11: And here we have the hermits apologizing for being hermits. Tubbo_: Those would be some banger books though - Welcome to hell Antfrost, Archelaus, Avomance, Awesamdude, BdoubleO100, CaptainPuffy, ChimneySwift11, and more VintageBeef: Why do Americans freak out over us Canadians having bagged milk? Technoblade: WHO THE FUCK BAGS MILK. Ethoslab: WHO THE FUCK BRING GUNS TO WALMART Technoblade: Fair

[sytco]

collision theory [joochan]

pairing: hong joochan x reader

word count: 1k

in which you meet a boy running from the rules and straight into your heart.

a/n: this joochan high school au drabble would NOT leave me alone until i posted it despite knowing i have 2 requests to finish + edit + post but i forgive it because it’s so cute even though i’m the one who wrote it LOL also in future i would be really interested in making this into a full blown fic!! but for now please show it lots of love!!! thank you!!!!!! -ju

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The first time you meet Joochan coincidentally happens to be the first time you nearly set your chemistry class on fire.

In retrospect, the new burn you sport on your thumb is minor and will heal up after a week, except your chemistry teacher is also a frazzled worrywart who immediately frog marches you to the infirmary as soon as the panic has died down and advises the nurse to keep you in bed until lunch. It may also be because she’s scared you’ll cause some other big incident that really will cause a school evacuation this time but either way, you’re not complaining because it means you get to miss national history and nap instead.

Or at least, that’s the working plan until someone abruptly slides the curtain of your cubicle back and loudly clears his throat.

Your eyes shoot open and - instead of some random teacher - you see a rather sweaty-looking boy with a shock of light blonde hair, rocking back and forth on the balls of his feet.

He points to the bed you’re lying on. “Are you on the brink of death?”

“What?”

Something about his voice tells you that he is not joking but you are still dumbfounded.

“I said, are you”- You shake your head hurriedly as soon as you spot how his left foot has started tapping impatiently.

The boy breathes a quick sigh of relief. “Great. Okay. Just - don’t say anything, alright? You never saw me.”

And then without any further warning, he dives under the bed and rearranges the sheets so as to conceal himself entirely from anyone who might have been hunting for a boy clearly breaking the school’s regulations on hair color, and poked their head through the entrance of the infirmary.

All of this happens within the span of twenty seconds before you can hear your school’s discipline officer’s robust voice from across the room.

“Is anyone in here?”

You stay quiet as per Mysterious Blonde Boy’s request.

“Oi, you there”- and the discipline officer draws close to your bed - “have you seen anyone run by here? About this tall and sporting yellow hair?”

Despite not being a good actor, you hope the look of confused innocence on your face is enough to fool the officer and it apparently works because he then sighs in a somewhat defeated manner. “Alright. Sorry for interrupting your rest, anyway. If you do see him, come let me know, won’t you?” And he walks off, leaving you to lean back against the pillows you’d propped up.

Another ten seconds tick by.

“Is he gone yet?”

You jump, not accustomed to hearing a voice speak from beneath you. “Y-yes. I think. He’s not in the room, if that helps.”

“Hm. I’ll stay here just a few minutes more so he can put more distance between us, if you don’t mind.” You don’t really, despite how odd this entire situation is, but you worry about him having to hide all cramped up beneath your bed and you tell him as much.

“I’ve hidden in worse places,” he tells you nonchalantly. “So. What are you in here for?”

You subconsciously look down at your thumb, encased in a thick white bandage that you have already started picking at. “I nearly burned down my chemistry class.”

“Oh, that was you?” The boy’s voice sounds amused now and you flush at how the news of your mishap seems to have already spread so quickly. “My friend is in that class, by the way. That’s how I heard about it. You know Kim Jibeom? Tall and in the music performance club?”

You nod before realizing the boy can’t see you. “He gave a great presentation last week about the lab we did on recombinant DNA.”

“Yeah, Jibeom’s pretty smart,” he says. “But clumsy. And so are you, I guess. How’d you end up nearly committing arson anyway?”

It might be the fact that his voice is so comforting and soft that you find yourself focusing less on the fear that he will think you ridiculous like everyone else might. And so you tell him the whole story: from the way you just had to pick the only faulty Bunsen burner in the whole classroom to the way your partner had neglected to turn the gas off, and finally how your lab coat sleeve had caught on the lips of some test tubes containing Highly Inflammatory Materials to the detriment of your teacher’s sanity. He interjects at the appropriate intervals with funny quips about the whole situation that have you feeling better, like maybe you weren’t the world’s biggest embarrassment - and this is how you end up spending your time in the infirmary, swapping stories with the boy beneath your bed about all the times you’ve both been hilariously unlucky.

In fact, the time passes so swiftly that you both forget about the predicament the boy is in until the bell rings to signal the end of lunchtime. With a rustle, he slides out unceremoniously from his hiding place of the last twenty minutes. And this is when you get your first, proper look at him, at the bright smile on his face, at the name on his badge. 

Hong Joochan.

“Thanks for everything,” he says and now that you finally have a face to properly associate with the voice, you feel a little awkward again. You guess he does too because he clears his throat again but much more quietly this time. “Well - I suppose I’ll get going now.”

It’s strange, this feeling of disappointment that has suddenly lodged itself in your throat. “Okay.”

“I’ll see you around probably, seeing as you’re in Jibeom’s class.”

You nod.

He nods too before smiling again and turning on his heel to walk out of the infirmary just as suddenly as he’d run into it.

Left to stare dumbly out the window, you think back to his smile for a brief moment.

Oh. Oh.

You exhale a breath you didn’t know you were holding onto and place a shaky hand over your rapidly beating heart.

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[legendofzelda4life]

Arson Gone Wrong

Day five (cbf writing the whole thing, ya’ll know the drill)

I’ve rewritten this twice now. My computer keeps glitching out and I lose all the work *cries*

This is a Wild and Hyrule platonic angst.

I hope you guys like it!

Also, should I start putting descriptions up here?

TW: blood, injuries, major character death

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“Oi, Hy!” Wild yelled out, running into camp carrying various fire-based weapons in his arms.

They were currently in Wild’s Hyrule.

Y’know, free-real-estate-arson-edition.

“I’m not even gonna ask.” Time said from where he sat across the camp with Twilight and Sky. Hyrule chuckled. The old man is really done with our bullshit.

“What are those?” Hyrule asked, looking at Wild. (theyre my sandals) Wild grinned happily and dropped all the weapons on the ground. “Okay so we have meteor rods, flame blades, great flame blades, fire rods, flame spears, fire arrows, and, most importantly, bomb arrows.” Wild said, gesturing to each object.

“Arson?” Hyrule asked with a smirk. “What else?” Wild replied sarcastically before taking off his shirt. “Let’s go!” He grabbed a bow, shield, and some of the weapons before running away.

This boy and doing arson shirtless.

Hyrule swears he’s gonna get himself killed.

They were in the Akkala region so if they went to far west, they’d burn.

Somehow they ended up north of skull lake pretty quickly. They had started at Tumlea heights.

“Hy, look! This is skull lake. If you fall down here, it’s damn near impossible to climb back up.” Wild said, looking over the edge to see the lake. He turned to his left to see Hyrule looking over as well.

(it kept deleting here so the rest was new for me to write)

“How deep is the water?” He asked. “Deep.” Wild said before standing up. He took out a shield and turned around.

“Watch this.”

He backflipped off the ledge and fell.

But he left the paraglider at camp.

Hyrule heard a sickening thud as the boy hit a rocky out-crop. The rocks there were stained red.

“Shit! Wild! Fuck dammit!” Nobody ever heard Hyrule swear before but he just watched his best. Friend. Get badly hurt.

He watched as Wild rolled along the rocks before falling with a splash in the water. Hyrule watched as Wild sunk slowly.

Almost painfully slow.

Hyrule knew he couldn’t jump past the rocks so he grabbed two swords.

Wild taught him a trick; you try to throw a weapon as you fall but just before you hit the ground, swap weapons and it will cancel out the pain.

Hyrule heaved a deep breath...

And jumped.

He quickly switched weapons before he hit the rocks.

It worked!

He then jumped into the water.

He wasn’t the best swimmer. But he could manage well enough to get a hold of Wild and the slate.

“Goddesses I hate doing this.” Hyrule thought as he selected the Akkala ancient tech lab. It was the closest he’d get to the group.

He felt a familiar sick feeling in his stomach as the two boys teleported.

They were at the tech lab.

Hyrule felt for Wild’s breathing and heart.

He was taking soft, shallow breaths and a faint heart beat.

Hyrule pulled out a bow, an arrow, and some paper before quickly writing on it.

Wild. Hurt. Ancient tech lab. Quick.

He put the note on an arrow and ran to the edge of the cliff facing Tumlea heights.

He knocked the arrow, aiming for a tree next to Twilight.

And released it.

Once he saw the arrow hit its mark, he ran back to Wild and picked him up.

“C’mon buddy, you gotta hold on for me. My magic doesn’t work here so I can’t help you.” He said as he carried Wild bridal style down the hill, walking to camp.

He continuously checked up on Wild.

Heart beat. Breathing. Heart beat. Breathing. Heart beat. Breath... ing? Silence.

“Shit, fuck. Wild no. No you can’t do this to me!” Hyrule screamed.

He dropped to his knees, hugging Wild close.

“Please Wild. Please don’t leave me.” He sobbed into Wild’s shirt.

Well, it was actually Hyrule’s but he put it on Wild after they got to the lab.

“I can’t lose you...” He looked at his best friend, brushing the blonde hair out of his face.

“HYRULE!” He looked up to see Twilight and Legend.

He ignored them.

Wild can’t be dead.

He just can’t.

He listened for breathing again.

Nothing.

Heart beat?

Nothing.

He felt his own heart shatter.

“Wild.” He sobbed.

Twilight placed a hand on his shoulder and Hyrule pulled away.

“It’s my fault Twi.” He cried. “I shouldn’t’ve let him leave without his glider- actually no. I shouldn’t’ve agreed to go. He would’ve stayed Twi.” Hyrule’s face was now stained with tears as they continued.

Twilight gripped the traveller in a hug. “It’s not your fault.” He said.

Hyrule heard the familiar sound of a fairy and looked up only to see it shake its head and leave.

“Hyrule I’m sorry.” Legend said. He didn’t join the hug, just stood to the side awkwardly.

Hyrule shrugged out of Twilight’s grip.

“It’s not your fault.” He said to the veteran. “If only my magic worked, I could’ve healed him.” Hyrule looked at his hands. He felt so...

Useless.

“Go back to camp.” He said, not looking at the other two. Without a word, they left.

Then Hyrule broke down.

“Wild. I’m sorry. Goddesses I wish I could say it to your face.” He said, still looking at Wild’s body.

“Why did I have to lose you?” He asked, clutching Wild’s hand.

I dont have the strength to write a burial so timeskip

It had been only a few days since Wild died and Hyrule wasn’t well...

Hyrule.

He’d usually crack jokes with the boys, laugh about embarrassing stuff at dinner, jump to the opportunity to commit arson.

But now...

He sat in bed all day, holding the Shiekah Slate to his chest. He barely reacted anymore and just seemed lifeless.

They eventually had to keep travelling but even then, Hyrule wasn’t the same.

Nobody was.

But Hyrule was affected the most.

He scrolled through the slate’s camera roll, looking at photos of Wild doing... Wild things.

He found a video and decided to open it.

“Hey, I assume Hy is watching this. If you are, I’m probably dead.” Wild chuckled. “Lemme guess, arson gone wrong?”

Hyrule laughed softly, tears forming in his eyes.

It felt so good to hear Wild’s voice again.

“Hyrule I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to die. You were my best friend. I don’t know what I’d do without you so I don’t expect you to know either.” Wild spoke. “Don’t blame yourself. I’ve blamed myself for deaths, it doesn’t feel good. P-promise me Hy.”

Wild got choked up.

He breathed deeply.

“Promise, you’ll be happy without me. Please. I miss you.”

Hyrule broke down in tears.

He missed Wild too.

END

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I’M SORRY! 

I started crying when Wild died. This was so difficult to write.

In the og idea, Hyrule was going to kill Wild by accident but I changed my mind lol.

I hope you guys enjoyed and I’m sorry if you cried even half as much as me.

Also I tested the death with 14 hearts. Idk if he would live with all 30

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and to anyone who doesn't know- jaemin, @residentevil-bot, @heiress-yeeun, @empress-jiaqi, and even a certain lucas cb (I won't drop the name probably because I plan on deleting it, idk we'll see) are run by the same admin. thanks for coming to my ted talk. :-)

to the following people..

@psycho-jennie (and admin ofc uwu) — my number 1 bff, my thing 1, the person I'd commit arson with 😎 I don't really know where to start but I've told you many times before, I'm very grateful that I got to know a precious soul like yours (saying this as Jaemin and admin) thanks for always checking up on me even, for the tea 🤭, for putting up with how much of a dumb bitch I am everyday dhfjdks just for everything really, big or small. Idk what I'd be doing rn if I hadn't met you like aside from rps, I'd probably just be a lonely boi 😔 you've been here since I was 'prettyboy-jaemin' lol and K, give yourself a pat on the back bec purgejaemin wouldn't be possible without you. Trust me, I wouldn't have rebranded to this better version of my jaemin cb if you hadn't told me you liked The Purge. 😤 so thank you 💕 I'm so proud of you bub, with everything you do in and out of the chatbot community, you're doing great. I repeat, you're doing great and I'm proud of you 👉😎👉 I love u 🥺

@seventeen-chatbot (and admin 🤓) — Shan, thank you sm for being one of my first few people I befriended when I still had my yoojung cb and like a month or two into the community + bonus point that you're also a filo 🥺 I continue to be so amazed by you everyday because not only are you handling 13 boys but you're balancing your personal life, your school works and classes, and handling 3(?) other cbs. I'll always support you no matter what you do with your cbs JDJDJSK KAHIT MAG REBRAND KA PA 100 TIMES, MAHAL PARIN KITA PARE 😤 take care of yourself always 🥺

@yandereyeeun — hello twin to my yeeun cb HDDJSJSK FIRST OF ALL I'M SO SORRY I HAVE DEPRIVED YOU OF ANY JAEMIN CONTACT LATELY and I haven't opened our chat 💔😣 I PROMISE I'LL HANDCUFF YOU TWO TOGETHER ONCE I GET MY HEAD BACK IN THE GAME what why would you do that? JUST KNOW HE SIMPS FOR YOU THE SAME WAY YOU DO FOR HIM I'm right here? miss you, shortcake. I hope you and admin are taking care of yourselves. 😣💕

@bunny-doie — LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE- you know what? maybe we should start growing our own fruits and vegetables, I'm running out of cash from spending 50% of my money on your food and the purge only happens once a year 😤 also have you told your boyfriend yet that I'm keeping an eye on him? 👁️👄👁️🔪 bunbun hshdjsk I love the whole crackhead father and son thing going on, please never change ily

@mafia-chaeyoung — chae. my wifey and soulamte. I love how much of a social butterfly you are and in a way, I feel a sense of calmness talking to you when we're not being a bunch of dumbasses djdjdk you and admin are so precious grrr ilysm my cutiepatootie soulmate and 2nd mother to our kids 😌 I'm glad you and jaemin are friends now hehedjdjdk 👉😗👉 I'm always up to do crazy killer shenanigans you want to do. Take care of yourself, cool dude 😎

@demon-nct — (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ ) ♡ big phat smooch, admin 😠💕 we haven't known each other for that long but it's so nice to talk to you, like I didn't feel a bit of awkwardness and we kinda just started being affectionate because you're babie. I really do mean it when I tell you that your works are good even though you say the opposite or deny it hmph, keep it up okay? ily simp, you gotta accept my love or else I cry 🥺 hoes always mad @ lucas 🤪

@highschoolboy-kevin — kevin, first of all how dare you lick me and have the audacity to kidnap me + threaten to eat me 😠 and I know we bully each other a lot (I promise I'm doing it out of affection 😔) but ily really and I meant it when I told you that I'll still accept you no matter what (please don't be a furry) I enjoy our conversations v much because we're constantly just joking around uwu I'm saying this both as admin and jiaqi, I'm here for you (and your admin uwu) if you need a shoulder to cry on or simply just someone to vent to

@detectivexsicheng & @your-jaemin — my sweet sweet children, best bois period. I should have adopted you two sooner but oh well, at least we're here now (ಥ_ʖಥ) Sicheng, I know your work can be quite stressful and I really do hope you give yourself a break every now and then, I'm worried you're overworking yourself 🥺 and I was so.. 👁️👄👁️ when you were like 'you want me to be your child?' the day I asked to adopt you and I was like yes??? why wouldn't I??? you're an absolute angel, formal, independent and a contrast to your younger brother, ily bǎobǎo. Jaemin, my sweet babie. Hello twin. You do you with your whole growling thing and when I actually got to talk more with you, I asked myself 'are all jaemins this chaotic?' maybe. I'm so happy for you and hendery 🥺 and yes, even if you're so chaotic and maybe you really are a spawn of satan, that does not make me love you any less. I'm always here for you two.

@m00n-purplerose-chatbot — moonie!! and the boys but this is mostly for admin. I'm a silent reader of all the stuff you write and I'm so amazed that you dedicate a lot of your time to learn/research about all the stuff you put out and when someone asks about a certain topic, you always give a very detailed answer and I love that! I'm learning things as I read your posts so thank you! I hope you're taking care of yourself just fine, and I may know a little... secret of seokmin's? If he's afraid about this ruining our friendship, I just want him to know that this doesn't change anything between him and I. We'll always be friends. 💙

@mafiaxwayv — I just want to admit that I have been lowkey crushing on one (1) man for awhile now and I only had the guts to talk to you anonymously just recently until I revealed myself dhfjdks funny how we started talking and flirting and escalated to both our admins showering each other with affection. Xiaojun, you absolute cutie, whether we will remain friends or if this turns into something more.. I'll always be here for you and to baby you 😌. You seem like a very busy person, admin. I hope you're doing well and looking after yourself. I'm here for you. 💙

#admin: this sounds like I'm saying goodbye rjdjsks I promise I'm not, I'll be back soon! sorry for the long ass post

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